In order to survive, I do many jobs

Fluffy...a touch softer than marshmallow spreads over the skin.

I rubbed my eyes sleepily, the palms of my hands spread under the quilt were rubbed by a ball of warm wool, a flexible tail hooked my little finger, and the tip of my tongue with small barbs licked my lips palm.

"Don't make trouble, it's so itchy..." I stretched out my hand carelessly to scratch the head of the ball of yarn, "Bad cat, please disturb me to sleep..."

cat?The brain eroded by sleepiness slowly regained consciousness, why is there a cat at home?I still remember Osamu Dazai's decisive attitude of "there is a cat, but I have no cat" when I vaguely expressed whether to adopt a cat or not, and he was so angry that he ate half a bowl of rice at night to protest the "hunger strike".

There cannot be two tigers in one mountain, and two childish ghosts in a family. My dream of raising a cat was shattered.

"The window was not closed properly, did the cat sneak in?" I didn't really want to get up, so I closed my eyes and asked my cohabitant.

It's so strange, I wasn't woken up by Osamu Dazai this morning, the clingy guy who refused to sleep well without hugging me would have been too quiet today, without his sticky coquetry asking for a good morning kiss, I'm a little bit Not used to it.

"Mr. Dazai?" No one answered me, so I had no choice but to overcome the drowsiness, holding the unknown cat who wanted to hang itself on my arm in one hand, and lifted the quilt in doubt.

Yu Wen is still there, but the person is gone. Show me a big change in the early morning. Is it today's surprise?

"Meow~" The black cat squatting obediently in my palm let out a cry like a whimper, its fluffy tail swept my arm up and down, and its kite eyes blinked, lest I wouldn't notice it.

I lowered my head slowly, and the kitten rolled on my palm, showing me its rua-like belly, with its four white glove-like paws pointing up to the sky and constantly scratching, like swimming freestyle in the air.

I couldn't help it, no matter what 21, let me take a bite of my hairy belly first.

Fluffy and soft, the little belly rises and falls with breathing, and the little paws patted on my head, letting me bury it on its belly to suck cats very calmly.

【Does Qianye like me like this? 】A voice with a smile sounded in my mind, the young man's lazily voice contained a slightly smug smile, and there was a small meow uncontrollably at the end.

"Woooooooo cute!" I yelled violently, "Which god has benefited mankind! Believers would like to be vegetarian for a month in exchange for miracles to reappear!"

It's great, my heart sank the moment I saw Dazai Maomao, what's the point of a man?Can men be funnier than cats?Cats can act like a baby, meow and make me suck my stomach, can humans do it?

emmmm seems to be able to do it, Osamu Dazai, you are a spoiled child, what can't you do for three meals of crab meat a day?Meow and meow are trivial things, he can sing me the whole song "Learning to Meow" without taking a breath.

As for belly sucking... Cough, although Osamu Dazai is tall and thin, his body wrapped under the long windbreaker is slightly thin, but how could he not have such nuclear-weapon-level weapons as abdominal muscles and mermaid lines? Thanks to Osamu Dazai, I will The [For Wu Dexin] plaque placed in my office was replaced by [Form is Empty].

You ask why I hung in the office [For My Virtuous Heart] instead of [Upright and Bright]?

Of course, it is because we young people don't talk about Wude, so we can only rely on plaques to make an appearance (Super Invincible and Confident.jpg).

【What... Isn't this a good thing Qianye did? 】Cat's Claw patted my side face, Osamu Dazai shook his tail in dissatisfaction,【How dare you do this to me in the middle of the night!Qianye is murdering her husband! 】

Thanks to my almighty Wang Zhili, there is no communication barrier at all even in the face of a feline bandage spirit.While rubbing the plush on my face, I tried to refute Osamu Dazai's "slander" with my memories.

He talks nonsense, I obviously didn't do anything yesterday...do...

Wait, I buried the tip of my nose in Dazai Osamu's thick fur, and fell into deep thought.

Last night, it seemed that something big happened.

Whether this matter is big or small, it may be a useless thing for others, but for me it can be said to be a milestone of great significance in life!

Just yesterday, the "peerless sharpshooter" myself, the "peerless sharpshooter" with poor marksmanship, hopeless marksmanship, casual marksmanship, pointing and not hitting, protecting my enemies and beating my teammates, hit the fifth ring for the first time.

five rings!This is the fifth ring!The moment the bullet hit the target, I sang a song on the spot: ah ~ fifth ring, you have one ring more than the fourth ring ~ ah ~ fifth ring, you have one ring less than the sixth ring ~

how!What an amazing progress!This is one small step for the bullet, but one giant leap for An and Qianye!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobuben. Thank you for so many years of teaching you never give up and never give up. From today onwards, you are my reborn parents! As long as I have a bite to eat, I will definitely take care of you until the end of your life!" I threw down the smoking gun and grabbed Toru Amuro's hand, staring at him with sparkling eyes, unable to hold back the tears of excitement.

Is this something to be happy about?It's just five rings!Are you too easily satisfied?Toru Amuro was held tightly by my hand, unable to twitch. He looked at the corners of my eyes glistening with tears, and was speechless for a moment.

"...It's amazing, Qianye, it's really amazing." In the end, Toru Amuro succumbed to my expression of trying to imply that he praised me, and stretched out his hand to pat my head uncomfortably, "I've made great progress. Surprised."

After three years of teaching, he was finally able to hit the fifth ring. Wouldn't he be surprised?I have never taught such a hopeless student.

Now I want him to praise, if it is not so cute, who can say such compliments against their will?

It's not enough to get praise from the teacher!I am really super happy and I want to share my joy with everyone!

Because it is a villainous act of practicing guns, it is not suitable to contact pure sports teenagers. I typed in the family group inside Jungle.

The top chef who cooks mackerel: I got five rings in the shooting range today. Alas, it’s just a little bit better than before. It’s not a talent, just an ordinary little genius.

I myself, the master of Versailles literature, no matter how turbulent I want to show off, I must turn it into words calm and breezy, showing my elegance, calmness and calmness.

Everyone said not to drink milk: cut

Tsk, when I saw the word "cut", I slapped my tongue fiercely: "Little poor boy, have you learned to talk back to adults after reaching the second stage of middle school?"Just wait for me, I will bring you a full set of "May Three" and "Must Brush Questions for the College Entrance Examination" in a few days to send you warmth.

Purple: Five rings?Little Qianye is amazing!It's really great, let's have a party to celebrate for you!

Than water flow: reconsideration.

Uncle: Oh, not bad, little girl, you really have youthful vigor!

I was delighted to see Zi swipe the screen and praise me desperately. She is indeed a heart-warming big sister. In this impersonal world, only Zi's embrace still has a trace of warmth.

Celebrating the party, how could I be absent!I'm going to bring "May [-]" and "Mandatory Questions for the College Entrance Examination" to Jungle to send warmth to Gojo Sukuna, so that he can personally experience how terrible a woman's revenge is.

Jie Jie Jie, brother, you are still too immature, let my sister teach you a practical lesson on social darkness.

I immediately bid farewell to Brother Bourbon, who was poor at words, and went to the Jungle base camp with the newly bought teaching aids and the beer that Uncle Pan asked for.

Amidst Suku's crying "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh are you a devil", I calmly opened a bottle of beer and took a big gulp without changing my face.

Oh, call you a poor mouth, you should!

After being in Jungle for a whole day, I was in a good mood and went home with my bag full of excitement.

At 02:30 in the morning, Osamu Dazai left a light for me at the entrance. He was lying on the tatami and sleeping soundly.

You can still sleep well when I'm not here, why do you start all kinds of troubles when I come?Can't figure it out.

I washed up quickly, grabbing the black devil toothbrush by the sink, and the white angel toothbrush of the same model was next to my mouthwash cup, showing the fact that there are two owners in this family.

"Mr. Dazai~ are you asleep?" I crawled into the quilt and wrapped myself up sexually. Osamu Dazai, who was still obediently staying in place, rolled towards me automatically as if a strange radar had been installed. After half a circle, my arms skillfully hugged me in my arms, and at the same time, my two long legs were entangled with stickiness, making me unable to move.

"That's why I didn't sleep." I nodded affirmatively, and happily muttered on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, "Mr. I’m so happy, everyone is praising me, you should praise me too? Huh? Why don’t you talk? Praise me now!”

Osamu Dazai's mind was muddled by sleepiness, and the little girl next to him was still chattering happily like a little tit, he nodded perfunctorily, while hugging her tighter, next to his strong Chest, while boasting a few words confusedly, without distraction.

Trapped in Dazai Osamu's arms, I gritted my teeth in dissatisfaction.

What an attitude!Everyone praised me, even Gojo Sukuna, a second-year middle school boy, praised me severely under the threat of "May [-]" and "College Entrance Examination Questions", why are you a boyfriend? The most ignorant!I have made it clear to this point, where is your rainbow fart?Tell me!

Osamu Dazai was sleepy, he was going to sleep, he decided to pretend that he didn't know anything, today's limited deaf-mute Dazai Osamu is online, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow.

Everyone is asleep, and I wouldn't pick him up at 02:30 in the morning just to let him praise me, it's too unstyled, not my elegant and mature style.

I could only fall asleep full of resentment, crazily insulting Osamu Dazai in my heart, imagining him in my mind as a cat with jet-black fur and only four small white paws, with a pair of watery big iris eyes, I could only meow helplessly, begging for my love pitifully.

I am so happy, as expected, I have everything in my dream.

At that time, I was happily fantasizing, but I didn't know that as an omnipotent king, my ability was not as simple as I saw.Under the strong desire of the master, all the domains of the king were compressed on the young man who was holding me, and Osamu Dazai was shrouded in a colorless halo.

First, a cat ear stood up in the black messy hair, and it shook twice self-consciously, and folded into the shape of an airplane ear; then the fluffy cat's claws, and the slender, well-articulated big hand became round, small, and pointed. The thin nails obediently tucked into the pads, gently resting on the girl's long hair; scattered bandages wrapped around half of the tail, acting as strange decorations.

Slowly, the tall and thin man disappeared on the tatami, replaced by a black cat curled up on the palm of the person beside him.The cat purred and fell asleep, its white whiskers trembling with its breath, and its pink tongue licked the tip of its triangular nose, not knowing what good things the people liked to see happened.

Until the morning, Osamu Dazai woke up from his sleep, and what he saw was not the little red face that would never get tired of looking at him, but a human being magnified ten times. dreaming.

Is it the dream of Master Yicun and His Highness the Princess?But the one-inch mage should be that dark dwarf. When did he become so short?

"Meow~" Osamu Dazai thought about it, and subconsciously wanted to call out to Qianye, but found that what came out of his throat was not a clear and clear male voice, but a sweet and greasy meow.

He lowered his head slowly, staring at his two front paws.

With one move, the nails pop out, and with another move, the nails are retracted, which is really convenient, and it is still a retractable model.

Calm down, Osamu Dazai squatted on the palm of Qianye's palm and thought about it. Although he didn't know why he, who possessed the ability to passively nullify supernatural powers, had the phenomenon of suspected supernatural powers, but the culprit was obviously lying beside him, sleeping earlobe Pink and tender, very attractive to cats.

Osamu Dazai used his paws to pick up the nephrite earlobe that was so good to the touch that he couldn't put it down. Thinking that if Qianye woke up, he would definitely not be able to play with it, so Osamu Dazai kept calm and tried his best to pick it up, as if he was playing with it all the time. An ordinary cat with a funny cat.

"Well, don't make trouble." Qianye complained unconsciously, and pulled the black cat close to his chest, lowered his head and kissed on the hairy head, "Hey, let me sleep for a while."

Noticing anything unusual at all, Osamu Dazai wagged his tail and stuck out his tongue to lick Qianye's most sensitive palm lines.

After being woken up by Dazai Maomao, I finally broke free from the gentleness of Maomao’s belly. I held Dazai Osamu in my arms, and used a newly opened comb to smooth his hair along the lines of his hair, scratching it along the way. His hairy chin.Osamu Dazai was lying on my lap and purring, his big fluffy tail swaying from time to time, lazily and leisurely.

"Tuna sandwich for breakfast?" I bowed my head and kissed the cat's hairy head, "Do you want a corn cup? Canned crab meat is prohibited, cold food, spare the cat's delicate stomach."

Osamu Dazai meowed loudly in dissatisfaction, and I pretended that I couldn't understand cat language. The violent wind and rain stunned him, and stuffed this carefree cat into my hood.

Today's Dazai Osamu is the righteous Dazai Osamu who skipped work. I walked into the Armed Detective Agency with Dazai Osamu who was lying sprawled in my hood. It was like water dripping into a hot oil pan. In an instant, the entire Armed Detective Agency boiled. !

"Is it really Mr. Dazai?" Tanizaki Naomi held her face and looked at the cat lying in my arms wagging its tail brightly. "It's so cute! Can I pet it?"

"It seems...he is not very happy." I lifted Dazai Osamu and read his cat language, "I can only touch Qianye for his fur, I'm sorry Naomi-chan. That's what he said."

"Hey, I understand, I understand, this is possessiveness, just like I do to my brother! My brother~" Naomi Tanizaki flew towards Junichiro Tanizaki, and the orange-haired boy caught his sister in shock, "Naomi! Naomi can't, ah~"

【so envious. 】Osamu Dazai meowed, wrapped his tail around my wrist, and shook it restlessly.

"Forgive me for refusing, don't be so shameless." I said numbly, scratched Osamu Dazai's ears, saw him unconsciously limp on my body and trembled comfortably, and suddenly felt that I have worked hard to masturbate cats for so many years Skills are not learned in vain.

"Sister Qianye brought Mr. Dazai here to ask for leave?" The honest boy Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head, "It's really impossible to work like this now."

On the side, Kunikida Doppo silently squeezed his pen.As a partner, he 996 every day rain or shine, eating alone and sleeping alone after returning home, sticking to his identity of being single for 20 years, writing and erasing and writing his plans for future love in a notebook, so far the progress is 0.

And his partner, Osamu Dazai, does everything he can to fish and be lazy every day. He has a girlfriend who pampers him so much that he can't see him. He can resign at any time and live a life of being taken care of by a rich woman. After becoming a cat, his status will not decrease but increase. .Kunikida Doppo clearly saw that his teacher Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes were gradually getting wrong, and he was sure that the teacher of his cat party would approve Dazai Osamu's leave - after all, who can refuse a cat's request?

How can cats be so cute to make cats work overtime? Cats should lie in the arms of young ladies and eat delicious food. As long as they donate their fur belly and small meat pads to human beings, it will be fine. Meow people.

Although I deeply sympathized with Mr. Kunikida, I still left the detective agency with my conscience that didn't exist.The time for Wang Zhili to act on Osamu Dazai is limited, I have to bald him before he transforms back.

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Chuya?" I was walking on the road in my arms, and I saw a familiar figure, "Mr. Chuya didn't work overtime, it's so rare." This is a real model worker, Mori Ogai actually Modified without enslaving his most proud subordinate?It looks like it's going to rain red.

"Today's vacation." Zhongya Nakahara raised his hand to greet me, he looked curiously at the cat hanging on my arm, "Have you got a cat yet?"

This cat, the black fur is like Dazai's dark heart, the kite eyes are like Dazai's blind eyes, and the bandage tied to the tail as a decoration is like Dazai's wasted body - where does it come from so like Dazai? s cat?Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhongye's fists were hardened.

"In this case, it's Mr. Dazai." I said calmly, "It's cute, isn't it, a very, very obedient fur kid."

"Huh?" Zhong Yuan was stunned for a moment, how could a mackerel bastard have the [Disqualification in the World] ability?Although he couldn't figure it out, it didn't stop Nakahara Chuya from seizing the opportunity to mock his former partner, "Dazai, you bastard still has today."

[Nakaya is obviously jealous that I can be hugged by a fragrant and soft girl, but you can only face the strange uncle with receding hairline. 】 Osamu Dazai meowed a long line, and patted my arm with a meat pad to ask me to translate for him.

I truthfully described Osamu Dazai's provocative declaration, and as expected, I saw Nakahara Chuya's orange hair blown up.

"Don't you guys have any sense of shame?!" Nakahara Nakaya yelled, "Don't say that about Mr. Mori, his hairline has obviously advanced by two millimeters recently!"

"Has Mr. Mori finally used the Bawang shampoo I recommended to him?" I asked in surprise, "I said it's very easy to use. I mean, men of his grade really care about such things. It's only two steps forward." Mm can't help but show off to your subordinates? Be careful, extreme joy begets sorrow."

In the Mafia building of the port, Mori Ogai, who was processing the documents, felt a chill, and two more strands of his forehead hair were scattered unknowingly. The middle-aged man silently looked at the conspicuous black hair on the snow-white documents, and called the secretary urgently Come back with another box of Bawang in wholesale.

"Don't hold on to Mr. Mori's hairline!" Zhongya Nakahara turned his finger on me and asked, "Are you the one who sent harassing text messages to Mr. Mori at the meeting of the five major cadres? Don't underestimate our message." department."

"How can that be called a harassing text message!" I stopped in an instant, "That's Bawang's discount coupon! I kindly invited Mr. Sen to make an order with me. Didn't he place the order immediately after the meeting? The success of his hairline is all due to me!"

[Qianye don't quarrel with the slug, I want a world of two people in this rare opportunity. 】Osamu Dazai stretched out his paw and patted me dissatisfied,【Look at me, don't look at him. 】

"I'm looking at you." I murmured with my head down, and kissed the tip of his pink nose, "Okay, okay, let's go home."

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed an expression of his teeth being sour. He waved his black-gloved hands in disgust, and put his hands in his pockets to stay away from the studio with a different style of painting.

I returned home with the small dried fish that Mr. Fukuzawa kindly gifted me. Osamu Dazai rolled skillfully on the tatami, leaned over and grabbed my sleeve, and followed the small dried fish in my hand with his beautiful eyes.

"Mr. Fukuzawa said that this one is very popular with cats. Mr. Dazai, please try it." I tore open the packaging bag, took out a small dried fish and put it on Dazai's white paw.

Osamu Dazai first sniffed the smell of the dried fish suspiciously, then stretched out the tip of his pink tongue and licked a small mouthful. He seemed to think the taste was good, so he opened his mouth and bit down, chewing and chewing.

The concentration of cuteness in the air exceeded the standard. I silently took out my mobile phone and took hundreds of precious special photos. Osamu Dazai knew my preferences very well. Cute and well-behaved, very deceptive.

The most powerful thing about Osamu Dazai is not his beauty, but the terrible means that he knows his own beauty and knows how to use it.

I see it through, I've been tricked, what's the problem?

A funny variety show was playing on the TV. I was lying on the bed made of quilts and pillows with my beloved cat in my arms. scratch.

【Does Qianye like me more like this, or me as a human? 】 He asked suddenly, his ears trembling unconsciously.

"Hmm..." This is really a complicated multiple-choice question. I raised my head and thought for a while, "Of course cats are good, so I choose Mr. Dazai as a human being."

【why? 】

"Because," I raised Dazai Maomao, kissed his furry mouth, and looked into his eyes with a smile, "you are cuter than a cat."

【I'm a cat right now, opportunistic...too cunning. 】Osamu Dazai muttered a few words, if his fur wasn’t black, I might see Osamu Dazai’s rare blush, 【Qianye should say: The human body can do more interesting things! 】

Wash the yellow waste from your mind, I put Osamu Dazai back on my lap, and tapped the tip of his nose with my fingertips, "But unfortunately, Mr. Dazai is just a little cat now."

"Is Qianye provoking me? It's really nerve-wracking, I have to prove myself quickly." As soon as I finished speaking, a colorless halo spread out, and the King Power unconsciously attached to Osamu Dazai suddenly shattered. I was pressed into the soft blanket by the man, Osamu Dazai bent down with a smile.

"Qianye has been molesting me for so long today, let me reciprocate."

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