In order to survive, I do many jobs

Mr. Dazai happily accepted my present, saying "This is a new self-shark inspiration" in his mouth, and rushed me to write the report.

I don't know what kind of inspiration he found from a dead fish, I'm a little curious.But my intuition tells me that I can't think about it, I can't think about it.

Hi, this is my first task report. I have to write it well to have a sense of ritual.

But... there is nothing very important.Q and I watched the whole show, let the enemy kill each other, and finished writing in a dozen words, which seemed so perfunctory and perfunctory.

In order to make up the number of words, I bit the pen cap and added a bunch of what I didn’t have. I focused on describing the weather conditions and urban road conditions of the day, praising the flowers and plants on the roadside and the kind-hearted boy who helped the old lady cross the road. .

Huh?Is there something strange mixed in?

Mr. Dazai propped his head to watch me write, as if he wanted to see what I could make up.

He's really super nasty.

The highlight was of course my oral report. In order to be worthy of Mr. Dazai’s promise of reimbursement, I gave all the details, including the shot I fired and the guardian and ward I met afterwards.

"Hot detective boy's superpower is definitely mind reading!" I said swearingly, "Obviously I didn't do anything, it's like he turned on a cheating device."

"The silver-haired saber warrior... the lone swordsman Silver Wolf, Qianye-chan has met a dangerous person." Mr. Dazai thought thoughtfully, "There is a conflict over a crepe, pfft, it is indeed Qianye."

That's right, as expected of me...huh?Is he mocking me or praising me?

Forget it, I say praise is praise.

Mr. Dazai accepted my report paper filled with beautiful nonsense, and threw his game console to me.

It's time for the depraved game again, I was about to give him a punch, when I heard two "knock knocks", the door of Mr. Dazai's office was suddenly knocked on.

?Which man is so courageous, wouldn't the seniors never step in this hell house without stepping into it?

Even if they want to send documents and the like, they will secretly send me a message, asking me to come out and help them bring them in under the name of receiving water.

For this reason, the snacks that my seniors bribed me piled up into a mountain, and Mr. Dazai forcibly took more than half of it for himself, which is called "taxation".

Tax you bastard.

"Come in." Mr. Dazai's tone was neither salty nor weak.

The one who opened the door and entered the room was a boy with strange hair color. He had black hair as a whole, but the ends of his hair gradually turned white as if he had run out of ink, full of an unexplained sense of art.

Most importantly, he has no eyebrows.

Look at the group with fierce faces.

oh oh!I suddenly realized, Akutagawa Ryunosuke!That's right, it's him, the king crab that doesn't bark!

Bah, a dog that doesn't bark!

Wrong again... Never mind, whatever, it's all canine anyway, just listen to it.

I have admired Mr. Akutagawa for a long time. In the general environment where the entire port mafia avoids Mr. Dazai like a tiger, his admiration for this man is so hot and so conspicuous, which moves the world and makes people speechless.

I admit that Mr. Dazai has a good face, a good figure, a high IQ, and I can easily be led into the ditch just by looking at the appearance and reading countless galgames.

But the fact that he is a scumbag is well known in Hong Kong, Akutagawa, don't pretend you don't see it!Mr. Chuya's lessons of blood and tears are right there!

But he didn't listen, this baby is a top iron.

It is said that Akutagawa is a direct subordinate who was picked up by Mr. Dazai himself, and only Mr. Dazai and Mr. Mori can give orders to him.

I get it, the fledgling effect.

I can be regarded as picked up by Mr. Dazai, this man is quite fond of scavenging.

As a picked-up companion, Akutagawa-san didn't look at me with the blush and heartbeat that a young boy in his youth should have when he sees a beautiful girl.

He was staring at me with the word cannibal written in his eyes.

I stared back unceremoniously.

Come on, stare and walk.

We were at a stalemate, and the collision of eyes crackled.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke and I, a martial arts fighter and a civilian fisherman, we met in Mr. Dazai's office on a narrow road, who will be the first to retreat?

It must be me, because I have to obey the inherent hierarchy of the enterprise and show the courtesy of juniors.

To put it simply, Ryunosuke Akutagawa is my superior.

Because Mr. Dazai didn't give me a title.

Although I am inseparable from Mr. Dazai like his leg pendant, my identity and salary can reach the middle level of the port mafia, and I am just a newbie.

There is a long way to go for promotion and salary increase.

I reluctantly flinched, for Mr. Dazai's sake.

Otherwise, I will definitely make you cry and call me sister!Do you hear me?It's [crying] called [sister]!You loser!

No one has ever glared at me since I grew up this big, Mr. Dazai never treated me like this, the sad beautiful girl will definitely make you pay the price like blood.

The beautiful girl will not be wronged by this. When I come back from school, if I need to beat you, I will call you Dad.

It’s not enough now, I’m still very good at it, woo.

Winery, where is the teacher you sent me?If you can't get away, you can change to online teaching, I don't choose.

While I was thinking wildly, Akutagawa-san reported the results of his business trip to Mr. Dazai. Since Mr. Dazai didn't drive me away, it means that I can listen. I hugged my melon and gnawed.

Key words: "all killed", "no survivors", "mission completed".

Oh, is it me and a similar annihilation mission?Traveling so far on a business trip just to kill people, the port mafia has quite a wide range of business——

"Is this the result of your search mission?" I heard Mr. Dazai ask indifferently.

Search mission?The melon in my hand fell to the ground with a frightened face.

So what, Akutagawa-san, don't you want to save a life and bring it back for interrogation?What kind of search mission is called without getting back the information?

Co-author, you only "searched", but didn't "check"?

I was quite confused just now, isn’t Hong Kong and Heilongjiang an organization stationed in Yokohama?How did you run so far to find trouble in Tokyo? Is your hand stretched too far?

It turns out that you are the one who made a good claim, you have the guts.

Well, I always feel that Akutagawa-san is not suitable to work under Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai will be mad at him.

But it certainly wasn't all Akutagawa's fault. When he was sent out, Osamu Dazai must have known this would be the result. He never made a mistake in controlling people's hearts, and Akutagawa's every move was absolutely within his expectations.

Black Mud Essence, it is indeed you.

Looking at Akutagawa who has been trained miserably, there is no fluctuation in my heart, only subtle sympathy is left.

"Qianye did a perfect job on the first mission, and she should be more useful than you as my direct subordinate." Mr. Dazai changed the subject, and I was caught off guard and shot.

Me: meow meow?You don't want to mislead others!He is staring at me!The eyeballs are almost popping out!It's scary like a ghost!

What are you doing pulling me into the water!I am so innocent!

As a subordinate of Dazai Osamu, I have to be prepared to be killed by the devil boss at all times. I have a deep understanding.

Stop staring at me!I'm innocent, why don't you allow others to be excellent!

I don't care about the position of direct subordinate. If I want to, I will be Mr. Dazai's deputy.

I want to be a leader!

Holding Mr. Dazai's new game console, I curled up on the leather sofa in his office, watching the menacing Akutagawa Ryunosuke warily.

This scene, why is it so like... The eldest wife is questioning the little white flower's new love who took advantage of the situation, and the scumbag who is being contested is standing by and watching the show...

No, no, I shook my head crazily, no!Girls must not humiliate themselves like this!Get rid of it, get rid of this metaphor for me.

When it's over, there is a hole in my rock-solid heart. I have been poisoned too deeply by this pair of master and apprentice.

I want to leave this anxious Shura field.

At this time, the scumbag, ah no, the devil boss that Akutagawa and I shared lightly won the double kill, "Qianye and Akutagawa get along well, maybe you can become very good friends."

To be, very good, friend, yet.

What ghost story are you telling?don't want!I don't want to use my abilities on this guy!

[Schrödinger's Two or Five Boys] It's not for doing such strange things, Mr. Dazai, wake up!

And... Akutagawa's trust, what do I need it for?Even with his trust, we can't be good friends.

He is a person with three big characters "Zhu Gusheng" written all over his body.

I was kicked out of the office by Dazai Osamu, a cruel man. He seemed determined to make his two proud subordinates get along well. As for our personal wishes, it was out of his consideration.

"Senior Akutagawa." I gritted my teeth and grinded out the word "senior", "I don't know if you know, but I'm actually a civil servant."

"What does this have to do with me?" Akutagawa Ryuunosuke said without turning his head, and he couldn't see the distressed appearance in Mr. Dazai's office before.

Surprisingly, he is a person who pays attention to qualifications, rules and respectful words.

It's not that they can't communicate at all?I tilted my head and continued:

"The so-called clerical position refers to the position of writing documents. Occasionally going out to work is an exception among the exceptions." I tried to see, "Senior Akutagawa, I mean..."

"I'm just a weak girl. Senior, as a subordinate who is valued by Mr. Dazai, wouldn't you embarrass a civil servant? It doesn't fit the internal atmosphere of unity and friendship in our port mafia."

A subordinate of 【Mr. Dazai】【valued】.

Center the red heart.

I can even see the pink flowers around Akutagawa. He coughed twice, and his attitude eased a lot visibly.

I chatted with him a few words, emphatically expressing my deep desire to play with his younger sister Xiaoyin.

Cute girls are the treasures of the world, I don't want to hang out with you bunch of dogs and men, it would be too much of a failure to go to the hot springs and have no one to help me wipe my back.

At this time, Akutagawa-kun finally realized that I was about the same age as his sister, and under the influence of empathy, his murderous face returned to normal.

It's so easy to coax, is it really a disciple taught by Mr. Dazai?

I hummed Mr. Dazai's song of martyrdom in my heart, and bounced back to the black mud spirit's office.

Damn, it's not a matter of minutes for a super-class galgame player to play a friendship branch.

In this respect, I am Mr. Dazai's personal disciple.

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Qianye: Akutagawa-kun, subtly cute

Zai: Stare at——