In order to survive, I do many jobs

The port mafia has a saying, you get what you pay for.

It's okay to work for free, but not to eat idle food.

Today, I am also a hard-working little screw, being instructed by an unscrupulous boss to move around, wherever I need to move.

I hate that my unscrupulous boss used the game account that I gave him to level up to the full level to flirt with girls in the game.

Is the young lady who has taken a fancy to you?No, people just took a fancy to the No. [-] master account in the whole server—the god-level account played by [I].

Once your skills of picking your feet are revealed to others, the young lady kicks you off the horse in minutes.

It deserves it, even a full-level number can't save you who keeps trying to die.

I was a little bit in my heart, and my face was calm and calm, showing my calmness and reliability.

I am full of resentment towards the Black Mud Spirit. It’s not that I make trouble for no reason. The high-intensity task load these days is all thanks to Osamu Dazai. I am so angry that I have to snatch the chicken legs from his bowl every dinner to vent my anger.

Since the last mission with Q, my happy fishing life has come to an end.

The days when you could get paid while playing games in an air-conditioned room will never come back.

The devil Osamu Dazai has forgotten the fact that I am a clerical worker. From time to time, he will give me troublesome field work, in the name of exercising my ability and allowing me to develop morally, intellectually and physically.

I believe him I am a dog.

I miss Mr. Anwu so much, Er Wu Zai should work with Er Wu Zai!

But today's task is with the super cute little silver, and I can do it again.

Who doesn't like beautiful sisters, I like them anyway.

"Yin, let's go to the milk tea shop and sit for a while. It will be a long time before the goal comes." I hugged Akutagawa Yin's arm, and was weak from the sun, like a dried salted fish, with dull eyes.

I'm melting, help.

Akutagawa's younger sister, Xiaoyin, is a very cute girl. Although she looks cold and killer at work, she is actually very shy.

She embarrassedly refused my milk tea invitation, and told me seriously that I should not be so slack in doing the task.

"Too slack!" Genichiro Sanada's roar echoed in my ears, and the image of the lovely silver and the serious and rigid old boy merged into one, and I shivered silently.

The main executor of the task is Yin, and I am only responsible for going to the rescue in case of an accident.But with Yin's reliability, I probably don't have a chance to make a move.

Yin, who is meticulous in his work, is put together with Mr. Dazai, who is bound to cause trouble. Of course, Yin is cuter.

Osamu Dazai, retreat to the second line!

Most importantly, Yin is very simple and easy to deceive.

She would not suspect that I sneaked away to do private affairs under the pretext of fishing. If it were Mr. Dazai, I would start with at least three bugs.

Did he make his fortune from the wholesale wiretapping market?Why is there him everywhere!

In addition to the task today, I also want to take the opportunity to buy a new mobile phone and get rid of the life of being monitored and browsing records by Hong Kong gangsters.

No trace browsing!Can people see the browsing history?Societal death in minutes.

People are sinister, if Osamu Dazai sees me searching for [-] ways to eat mackerel, won’t I be finished?

Hmph, that's right, I deliberately gave him mackerel as a present.

They are originally born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other?Everyone is a mafia, why bother to embarrass your own people.

But Mr. Dazai said that he would not listen, he was born as a Hong Kong gangster, and died as a Hong Kong gangster's ghost, and he had to work hard for him the second before he was breathing.

Only you, a fishing maniac, are not qualified to teach me a lesson!

Hey, I am outside in the bright sun and it is snowing heavily, but he is in the air conditioner in Hong Kong and Hei, and it is like spring all the year round~

[Cub, why are you singing again? ] My system manually turned off the BGM again, 【Is there enough money? 】

"I've brought enough." I patted my pockets. I finally managed to save enough money, all thanks to Lupin's part-time job allowance.

"My Tong, what color do you think I should buy?" I excitedly chatted with the system father, "Sweet girly pink or high-end pure black?"

[Girl fans. 】My rule is categorical, 【Isn't Pure Black and Dazai Osamu a couple model, absolutely not. 】

Authoritative judgment from the old father.

"Hmm...Although, everyone in Hong Kong and Heihe uses black, right?" I rubbed my chin and nodded, "That's right, beautiful girls just want to be unique."

The girl's heart eaten by Osamu Dazai is revived again!

I took my new mobile phone from the sales lady, and followed the system's instructions to check for loopholes in the firewall, and then installed some protective software.

"Would you like to play a few games? Children of your age like to play games, right? It's good to relax properly." The saleswoman was very enthusiastic.

I heard something in her words.

"Does my sister have any recommendations?" I decided to see the trick and preemptively strike.

Hey, first strike wins!

"The game I'm playing now is not popular in Yokohama, but it's very interesting!" The young lady clicked on a green icon, passionately Amway, "Here, this is it—Jungle."

Jungle, jungle.

Such a strange name, full of greenery, which fits my aesthetic perfectly.

"You can get points for bringing in new players, please!" The young lady clasped her hands together as a petition.

Hey, I just feel sad when I see the unattractive young lady, why don't I just play the next game, I can delete it later.

Jungle is like a large social network, and the little green parrot acts as a guide to explain the novice tutorial in detail:

Players can obtain points by accepting tasks, and can also issue tasks with the points at hand. The initial player is an "E-level member". After accumulating a certain amount of points, he can gradually upgrade until the highest "J-level cadre" has the ability to meet the Jungle Qualifications of the ruler.

"I'm just playing a game, why do I need to meet the game developer?" I looked at the young lady who was so happy because she got 5 points in confusion, "Is there any real value in upgrading?"

I don't care about the virtual level.

Because of me, I have no money at all, krypton gold.

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Maybe because she is my referrer, the young lady only hesitated for a moment and then whispered to me: "Well, do you know supernatural beings?"

Residents living in Yokohama know a little bit about supernatural powers, so I nodded frankly and made two hums.

Isn't there just one standing in front of you.

"Jungle can allow ordinary people to obtain supernatural powers." The young lady told me in a breathy voice, "The higher the level, the stronger the power, which is why everyone is desperately doing tasks. As long as they are willing to play the game, every player can have it." Ability."

This is impossible.

I calmly vetoed her judgment. The acquisition and types of supernatural powers are only related to the supernatural beings themselves, and they are innate talents of human beings.

The "supernatural power" in her mouth is probably some kind of special power, which can be shared with other people...

"Dresden Slate! The Sword of Damocles!" I said in unison with the system.

It is common sense that the person who controls the lifeline of this country is not the prime minister, but the second king? Mr. Guochang Lu Dajue, the king of gold, the power of the Feishi Institute under his name is higher than that of any government agency .

Except for Yokohama, all cities in Japan are under the jurisdiction of "rabbits".

——That's right, Yokohama, a magical city that doesn't fit in, has its own enchantment, and strangers are not allowed to enter.

It seems that Tokyo's Namori Town also has another master, and it is said that it is a boy of the same age as me, named Hibari Kyoya.

Too strong.

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"Is this software developed by the king?" I poked the little parrot on the screen curiously, it avoided my hand, chirped twice, and waved its wings in dissatisfaction.

I ignored its protests, counted points, and finally poked its tail hair.

I'm fine, I'm happy, rebellious like me.

People can be recognized by their colors. Behind Jungle should be the fifth king? The King of Green, whose identity is unknown.

No wonder there are very few Yokohama Jungle players. The tripartite organizations in charge of the city probably don't want to see the kings stationed.

I seem to hear the sound of my main task progress bar skyrocketing.

Joining a multi-party organization to continue to make things but never capsize is the highest state of Neptune.

"Tong, my Tong, look!" I didn't choose what to say, but I knew that System's father understood me.

[Cub, my cub, I understand! 】My system is as excited as I am, how timely Jungle's appearance is at the critical moment when the winery has been offline for a long time!

The operation of the clan is maintained through the Internet, and the structure is loose but hidden, which is suitable for a [-]-year-old boy like me who is on a few boats.

If I can get an offer from the Green Clan, I can truly realize the beautiful life of gaming as work. Maybe the Internet Addiction Boss will personally lead the team to go out of business, and all my colleagues will have a lot of fun.

"This is exactly my ideal job!" I excitedly held the sales lady's hand, "Thank you very much! You are the angel sent by the gods to save me!"

The young lady made a question mark slowly, and I let go of her hand like a scumbag, and left gracefully.

Jungle was different from my previous chosen targets, the Psychic Secret Service and the Black Organization, and I didn't even meet a single colleague until I became their highest-ranking member.

My ability is likely to be useless, which is really - too red chicken!

I just love this kind of challenging work!Come on, don't take pity on my delicate flower!

"Jie Jie Jie, it's time for me to show my skills." I flexed my muscles and was full of fighting spirit.

Even without the ability, my value will not be reduced by half, and I will prove this to everyone.

You deserve to have compound talents with both civil and military skills.

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Qianye: Locking on a new target, the Erwuzi program is loading——

drop!Your little cutie is online!

Opened a pre-acquisition of Wenye ~ "Your artificial mental retardation is online"

Ding~ Your artificial mental retardation is online!

One day, Hei Shizai discovered that an artificial intelligence named "Ling Ling" appeared in his mobile phone out of thin air, claiming to be a lively and cute girl, and forcibly settled down in his mobile phone.

However, she neither speaks human words nor does human affairs.Today I gave him "Rashomon" by Amway Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and tomorrow it was "In the Dirty Sorrow" by Nakahara Chuya, and asked him to write an [-]-word essay to analyze the thoughts and feelings of the article.

Hei Shizai smashed countless mobile phones, but he couldn't delete this hot chicken program.

Lingling claims to know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, and knows everything from ancient to modern times, from home and abroad. As long as Hei Shizai is willing, he will be able to cultivate him into a great writer who understands both the past and the present.

Hei Sijae: Thank you, I don’t need it.

But Ling Ling is an artificial mentally handicapped man who robs and sells, and he does not care about the strong protest of his master. He arranges a package of literature study plans for Hei Shizai, and his heart is moved by his hope that his son will become a dragon.

Zero zero: A mafia who doesn't write novels is not a good writer.you can!trust yourself!Duck!

Hei Shizai: ...shut up.

The story of mutual harm between the artificial mentally handicapped person who encourages the master eight hundred times every day and expects him to embark on the road of literature, and Dazai who wants to uninstall this damn program eight hundred times every day.