In order to survive, I do many jobs

A good day starts from staying up all night. Here is a word of advice to my dear friends: Don’t stay up late, you will suffer from kidney deficiency.

Yesterday afternoon, because Osamu Dazai fulfilled his duty as a guardian on a whim, I lost my extracurricular part-time job, and it was rare that I had nothing to do.

"Why don't I go to work part-time..." I walked and looked at Osamu Dazai who was carrying my schoolbag, "I've finished my homework, and it's boring to stay at home."

"Life is not all about work and study." Osamu Dazai raised his index finger and shook it slightly, "Qianye shouldn't push yourself too hard."

Don't learn from Ango, you will be bald.

"Is there?" I shrugged, "I'm quite happy, working hard for a certain goal, and life will be very promising."

"Hope...?" Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, "I'm really envious, I can't find a reason to live at all, and now I just want to dive into the water."

"Then, shall we go now?" I tilted my head to look at him, just entering the water, as long as I don't really die, of course it's fine.

No, my attitude is so like a brainless parent who dotes on a bear child. Shouldn't I tell some life principles at this time to persuade Dazai Osamu to be kind?

Forget it, as long as he is happy.A girl gave up thinking.

"Hey, doesn't Qianye want to stop me?" Osamu Dazai asked me in surprise, with a sense of resentment that you don't love me anymore.

Who said, I love you so much.

"Because this is Mr. Dazai's hobby?" I sighed helplessly, "Although I can't understand it, I can accept it. I can also go with you."

"Shall we die together?" Osamu Dazai was suddenly excited.

"No," I said calmly, "it's just swimming in the river, and I can't change into my swimsuit. The clothes stick to my body and get wet. It's super uncomfortable."

That's why I can't understand his hobbies, washing clothes and hair are super troublesome!

Osamu Dazai said that if I don’t listen, I don’t listen. The secret of entering the water lies in the sudden sense of jumping.

"What a beautiful water area, it's the perfect place for me to sleep peacefully." As he spoke, Osamu Dazai raised his hand happily, and jumped into the river with a snap.

In the strong wind, I stood on the shore, silently covering my face.

The young couples walking by the river are all looking at us!Looking at this side full of horror!Someone called the police!

"Please don't call the police, it's okay." I wiped my face, took off my school uniform jacket, and jumped into the water resolutely.

The water is cold, and the murky current surrounds my body everywhere. I blink my stinging eyes and reach out to catch the sinking man.

"Wow——" I popped my head out with great effort, pulled Osamu Dazai up, and shouted while pulling, "If you don't use your own strength, I will eat all the canned crab meat in the refrigerator by myself! I won't leave any for you !"

"Did you hear that? They didn't keep a single one! Eat them all!"

"Gulu Gulu." Osamu Dazai buried himself in the water and spat bubbles, and reluctantly swam ashore by himself under the threat of canned crab meat.

"Are you all right, someone called the police, someone committed suicide here..." The noisy voice woke up my flooded brain.

"Officer Megure?" I looked at the chubby police officer in front of me while twisting the water on my skirt, "Did someone really call the police..."

It's too embarrassing, let me disappear where I am.

"An and Sang?" Police Officer Mu Mu was taken aback, "You, why are you suddenly unable to think about it?"

"The girl in the blooming season resolutely jumps into the river after school to commit suicide!Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality—”

Wait, it's not me who can't think about it!Super-class optimists don't suddenly jump into the water, it's all the fault of the bandage guy behind me!Don't put the blame on me!

【...But, Zai Zai who not only didn't stop him but also messed around with him, you are an accomplice. 】My system said silently.

"Hold on, my brain is flooded, I can't hear." I tried to escape this tragic fact.

"Because Qianye ate poisonous mushrooms today." The bandage man who walked behind me slandered me without changing his expression, "Just now he jumped into the water shouting 'I am the world's number one detective', absolutely It was the detective boy's fault last time, it was because he stole Qianye's lines that she suddenly had convulsions."

I elbowed him, "Please don't listen to his nonsense, I won't blame Kudo boy for not being able to say the super handsome line 'there is only one truth', absolutely not."

No, no matter how you look at it, you seem to be ready to take revenge.Officer Mu Mu swallowed the words in his mouth, "It's fine, don't do this next time."

Osamu Dazai and I nodded obediently, feeling very sympathetic to Officer Megure.Not only did he rule the area shrouded in the halo of death, but he also ushered in the black mud spirit who continued to kill himself 24 hours a day... It's miserable, it's really miserable.

Because my whole body was wet, Osamu Dazai and I headed back home, I occupied the bathroom before him, and we crazily broke heads with him through the door.

"It's all Mr. Dazai's fault! It's too embarrassing, I won't be ashamed to go to school tomorrow." Hyotei's high-end school uniform is so conspicuous that there is no way to hide it.

"So how did the police in Mihua Town dispatch the police so quickly?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly, "Such a shameful thing would not have happened in Yokohama."

"Because no one in Yokohama dares to care about Mr. Dazai, please don't be proud of it." I said vaguely while brushing my hair, "Tomorrow Ice Emperor will start spreading the legend of the JK girl who died for love. The usual violent ghost JK makes a couple."

No matter where I go, I am a terrible girl who can set off a storm of blood. There are legends about me all over the world.

Afraid that Osamu Dazai would get sick, I quickly finished the shower, and while wiping his hair, I rushed him into the bathroom, "The hot water has been placed, soak until the body is hot and then come out."

Before he could close the door, I stuffed the bath towel, pajamas and bandage together, and closed the door mercilessly.

When he was in Hong Kong, Osamu Dazai’s health was not very good, he often had low fever and cough, and the number of empty bottles of sleeping pills in the office was horrifying.

But recently, it seems to have eased a lot. Mr. Odasaku and I confiscated the lethal amount of sleeping pills from him, and he was able to fall asleep, and his complexion improved a lot.

So everything is Mori Ogai's fault, you look at his poor ability to raise children, and then look at how reliable Mrs. Momiji's sister Momiji is.

Mori Ogai, the source of all evil.

After taking a bath, Osamu Dazai sat on the sofa and ate his beloved canned crab meat. I stood behind him and rubbed his hair with a towel, feeling like I was washing a cat.

Picky and meddlesome black cat?There is no other advantage except good-looking fur, but superficial human beings will eat this, willingly presenting a salary card to pay for him.

... No, forget about the salary card, three meals and accommodation are already my limit, and it would be too much to make trouble, even if you rely on my pampering, you can't make progress.

Putting the empty can aside, Osamu Dazai pulled out a game disc that I had never seen before from the gap in the sofa.

"Let's play games, Qianye. It's a showdown!" Osamu Dazai challenged me after eating and drinking.

"Come on!" I was full of fighting spirit, sitting cross-legged on the sofa with my childish guardian, staring at the TV projection intently.

It's time for a duel!The title of God of Games belongs to me!

As a result, a dozen of them lasted all night. With two dark circles under my eyes, I pushed off Osamu Dazai who was sleeping on the sofa, and went out to school with my schoolbag in pain.

I love to study, study makes me happy.

After sleeping through the whole morning self-study, I woke up refreshed, took out a sandwich from Polo Café from my schoolbag, and took out my notebook.

Brother Bourbon gets up early and goes to get off work every day, and goes out from time to time to deal with the work of the organization.The soul of the same social animal as me makes me feel very close. No wonder his sandwich hits the soul so directly. This is the legendary confidant!

Unlike me who was resurrected again, there was a poor dying person beside me.

"Student Shinozu, are you okay?" I stopped taking notes, and poked my deskmate who seemed to have lost his soul with the cap of my pen.

Today's Shinobu Yushi has lost the suave style of the past. For the whole morning, he lay on the table and vomited his soul.

I tilted my head in doubt, covered his forehead with my left hand, and covered my own with my right hand for comparison. I didn't have a fever, and my body temperature was normal.

"Atobe-kun, what's wrong with Ninzu-kun? Why do you look quite shocked?" I asked, "Did you get scolded by your girlfriend because it's only three hours? Poor, pitiful, I sympathize."

"No, Ann and Sang, please don't tarnish my reputation." Shinobu Yushi raised his hand weakly, "I can hear you."

I know, I did it on purpose.

"Go to the medical room when you are sick." I picked up the pen and continued to take notes without looking up, "Are you as delicate as my guardian, who refuses to take medicine when no one guards the bedside to peel rabbit apples?"

Farewell, just one human disaster like Osamu Dazai is enough.

"...Is your guardian the man who was waiting for you under the cherry blossom tree yesterday after school?" Ninzuzu asked me quietly.

Rabbit apples, he still has rabbit apples to eat!

"Yeah." I nodded frankly, and gave him a puzzled look, "You don't look like a lost soul just because your girl's love was snatched away by him?"

The childish curiosity of a male, I shook my head in my heart.

"No, really not." I comforted him kindly, "How normal, you are not as good-looking as him."

You're not as good-looking as he is—the girl you like sends out a critical attack, Ninja Yushi, and the residual blood warning.

"Stop talking, An and Sang..." His hp was about to return to zero.

"Uh..." I saw Ninzu-kun looking like he was about to die from the blow, and tried to save him with a weak conscience, "But Ninzu-kun has a beautiful heart! Mr. Dazai is a person who has no merits except his appearance. Please don't lose confidence because of him."

False, all fake, in the heart of the chef, Dazai has no shortcomings, but the aggressive chef can hurt people so much, and the rational chef can weave false feelings to comfort the poor young boy.

Cheer up, friends!Life is still beautiful!

"Dazai, sir?" Yushi Ninzu tried to inquire about the information, "You don't seem to be related by blood. Is he really your guardian?"

"Well... that's not true." I thought about it, because the guardian I filled in on my identity information was a fake identity created by the Supernatural Secret Service, and it didn't actually exist. cohabitants."

In an instant, Yushi Ninzu, who had read many bloody love scripts, made up a big drama in his brain.

"...Do you work hard every day just to support him?" Atobe-kun also turned his head, looking at me with an angry look in his eyes, probably thinking of Dazai Osamu as a despicable little boy.

It seems, no problem?The words despicable and little boy are applied to Osamu Dazai... Hey, there is no sense of disobedience.

Terrible, terrible.I threw away the strange associations in my mind and answered his question: "Not all of them."

The main reason is to continue life, and becoming a rich woman's butcher is a higher level goal.

"Then there is still a part of it?" Keigo Atobe snorted, "Nothing."

Who are you scolding, my friend?Do you know what the little boy in your mouth used to do?Do you think his new "job" is an ordinary occupation?

I advise you not to check carefully, it will kill you.

"Well, don't worry about these details." I stared at the nimbly turning pen between my fingers, and said lazily, "My life plan is perfect, please don't look at me with such pitiful eyes."

I'm a villain.

"Is there no friends of the same age in your perfect plan?" Yushi Ninata recovered his spirits, "Because your guardian is too..., the girls who are hostile to you have expanded from me and Atobe's support club to the whole world. Ice Emperor's girl."

What are you scaremongering? With Dazai Osamu’s identity unknown, you and Atobe-kun’s suitors will temporarily exclude me from the position of rival in love, while other girls want to approach me and use my mouth to say, the legendary school bully Ling will not happen again.

——Although I can easily solve it when it happens, but one more thing is worse than one less thing, I am so busy.

Everything Dazai does has a purpose, and I know that.As for you, Ninzu-kun, you are too superficial to understand a girl's heart at all.

I couldn't help giving Amway the bald boy series of games to this confident present, "Play one game of Ninzu-kun, just play one game, and you will open the door to a new world."

"What is this? A love strategy game?" Yushi Ninata curiously clicked on the new game, which he rarely played.

Gentle and lovely like Yamato Nadeko, Izumi showed a shy and cute smile to Ninzu Yuji off-screen, and stretched out her pale and slender hands.

The ignorant Xianchong boy didn't know how many poor players who stayed up late and bald had been killed by these clean hands.

【Jun X, do you love me? 】 She asked softly, like an innocent little rabbit—Yutu.

Although I seldom play galgames, but this game's vertical painting is not bad, Renzu thought so, and agreed to Quanzi's invitation.

I sat on my seat and wrote my paperwork, looking at my innocent and lovely deskmate like a little sheep caught in the net.

Let Miss Quanzi teach you how to behave, boy.If you don't have the ability of Neptune, don't worry about Neptune's heart.

Let me explain my daily routine here:

Get up in the morning, make a simple breakfast for two; go to school, finish all the homework and complete the paperwork given to me by Mr. Atobe, and review + preview homework at the same time, to keep the top [-] status; after school, go to Polo Coffee Working in the dining room, shopping for vegetables, cooking dinner for two; at night, live broadcasting, playing games, turning off the lights and going to sleep.

A simple and fulfilling happy life, occasionally interspersed with some accidents as adjustments, is perfect.

The job I hurried to after school was working with Bourbon, and relying on this part-time job, I could contact the black organization skillfully and without any trace.

Someone may ask, what about Osamu Dazai?Won't he find out?

Good question, I've thought about this too.

There are two possibilities, one is that he doesn't know about it, my disguise is perfect...but I don't believe it myself, I am more inclined to the second possibility, he knows that I have secretly contacted the black organization, but he doesn't Know my position and specific work in the organization.

A major premise, Osamu Dazai did not know the fact that the winery contained too much water. Like most people, he believed that this black-and-white organization was similar to the port mafia, a well-known evil force in the underworld.

You guys are so naive, no one can see through this false fact except me, the great King of Two or Five Boys.

As for Brother Bourbon, I believe that his intelligence and disguise ability as an undercover police genius, coupled with his own ignorance, the confrontation between confused people and confused people, the only beneficiary is me who is not on the sidelines.

In addition to hooking up with the Black Organization, I also want to become an informant for the police through Brother Bourbon, so as to contribute to the cause of Erwuzi.

The Supernatural Secret Service, the military police, and the public security are all white members of the government, but the spheres of influence and power responsibilities of different functions are very different. It is also one of the jobs of the second and fifth boys to repeatedly jump among them.

I want everything between black and white.

"Welcome - Kudo boy?" I waved my hand, "Long time no see, what do you want to eat? The sandwiches in our coffee shop are very good."

I love Amway, Bourbon Gothic style, if you can't buy it, you can't afford it and you can't be fooled.

"...Why are you everywhere?" Kudo Shinichi showed half-moon eyes, "Part-time job? You are really busy."

With a part-time job and a live broadcast, is she short of money?

"It's called enrichment." I said angrily, "People who stay up late and play games have no right to criticize me. The struggle between you and Gan Lejiang is very fierce."

"Because I will never lose to that ladyboy." Talking about the game, Kudo Shinichi said angrily, "He will never win against me!"

"Shemale?" I asked suspiciously, "Who are you talking about?"

"Don't you know?" Kudo Shinichi said speechlessly, "Gan Le is a man, he just likes to use a female number."

"That's not true!" I retorted, "When I chatted with Gan Lejiang, she always regarded herself as a cute girl."

That's him lying to you, old habitual offender.Shinichi Kudo tried to convince me to accept the truth, "but he's really a man."

"This is your fault, Kudo-san." I said sternly, "Biological gender is not important. Since she thinks she is a girl, what you should do is to agree with her instead of denying her. You have tried many times to fight her." Shattering her self-awareness will cause great oppression to Gan Le Jiang's spirit. You should apologize to her."

"Huh?" Kudo Shinichi was dumbfounded.

Wake up, sister, his spirit is more normal than yours, he is just deceiving people with a female name, so wake up!

Kudo Shinichi refused to talk to me. He didn't even want a sandwich. He went back and prepared to play a game to teach Orihara to be a human being.

While staying in the coffee shop, I opened the chat interface with Gan Lejiang worriedly, my fingers fluttered, and I sent a series of words of encouragement to her.

"Be yourself, you are the winner in life!" "Biological gender can't stop your dreams, I will accompany you to Thailand for surgery when I have a holiday." "Don't care what other people say, you are the cutest girl in my heart! "

Orihara Rinya who received the news: ...

Is she sick?How long is the brain circuit?

Orihara Rinya: "Is there really a more difficult person in this world than that single-celled creature Xiao Jing?"

Feel a little scared.

"Bourbon brother, it's really hard to live." Putting down the phone, I leaned on the refrigerator, watching Amuro's through-cut sandwiches, with a deep voice, as if seeing through the world.

"What's wrong, all of a sudden?" He put down the knife in his hand, turned his head and touched my forehead, "I don't have a fever."

This situation is so familiar, I apologized to Yushi Ninzu in my heart, and said to Brother Bourbon: "I have a friend, alas, everyone can't understand her, she must have been very uncomfortable in her heart. I hope she can face up to her own feelings. In my heart, when I save enough money, I will take her to Thailand to pursue her dream."

What kind of dream must go to Thailand to pursue... Toru Amuro suddenly dare not think about it.

"It's hard to live, but you have to work hard." I quickly realized that I couldn't be affected by Osamu Dazai's dejected thoughts. I still have a lot to do.

"Brother Bourbon, when do we have class?" I asked expectantly, "Tomorrow my guardian will not be at home all day."

...Wait a minute, this sentence makes me sound like I'm going out to have an affair, I'm obviously going to study!Damn it, I haven't fully understood the art of language, and I still need to practice hard.

"Then tomorrow." Toru Amuro thought for a while and agreed.

He put his hands behind his back and unbuttoned the apron, and the black ribbon was wrapped around his wrists, entangled in a silky way.

I looked at this picture of a handsome man with a mixture of color and warmth, and I deeply felt the virtuousness of Brother Bourbon. For this kind of family man, the person who married him must be very happy.

Thinking about the Jiaojiao in my nest again, the reason why domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers really does not deceive me.

Toru Amuro's smooth movements suddenly paused, and he whispered, "Tomorrow Belmode—high-level personnel in the organization at the same level as Gin will also come, so be careful."

Belmode, absinthe, and bitter melon are at the top of the list of foods that I will never try because of their names. Just hearing this name makes me feel bitter in my mouth.

"Okay, okay, I understand." I nodded vigorously, guessing that for Brother Bourbon to speak in such a serious tone, Belmode should be the blond man I saw in love but couldn't get a sincere response. beauty.

It turns out that beauty and gin have the same status, so isn't her relationship with Bourbon an office romance?Still the most exciting superior-subordinate relationship!Full of selling points!

Knowing that the big beauty likes Bourbon's gin, will he use the name of his superiors to retaliate against him?Or suddenly become a confidant after killing each other?The topic of workplace bullying is really enduring, and jealousy among men is a hot topic that will never go out of fashion.

But neither Gin nor the beauty knew that Brother Bourbon was actually Bai Fang's undercover agent, so this sad love tragedy will also include elements of spy battles and gun battles. Maybe there will be a wonderful prison story behind. Hiss - a commercial blockbuster!

Listening to Brother Bourbon, is the long-awaited triangle dog blood plot finally going to have a sequel?I'm super looking forward to it!

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Qianye: Tomorrow we can meet the heroine of the love triangle!I am so looking forward to it!

Zai: ...Family flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?

Which one do you love?A butcher issued a death warning.