In order to survive, I do many jobs

The morning sun pours out through the old-fashioned glass, and the rose vines wrapped around the balcony railing stretch out enchantingly, and the crystal water drops on the flower tips reflect brilliant brilliance.

I put down the watering can, picked up the small scissors and carefully cut out a few roses, tied them into fluffy bunches with ribbons, and prepared to put them in the vases on the dining table for decoration.

A leisurely holiday begins with a petty bourgeoisie.

Although in the eyes of Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun, I am a spinning top girl with a 24-hour schedule, but don’t forget that I am a direct disciple of Osamu Dazai, a master fisherman. His ancestral secret technique? I am also one of the masters of fishing. one.

Having Zhang Youchi is the way of life, social animals have no future, my ultimate dream is to become a rich woman lying down and counting money.

I hope that in my lifetime, I can wave tiredly at the money scattered on the ground and say "Go away, you dirty banknotes", which are ordinary but imply domineering lines.

My ideal is a glittering future.

The class time arranged by Bourbon is in the afternoon, and it is still early.I sat cross-legged on the sofa with a sandwich and honey milk in my mouth, watching the morning news.

"Assembly of gangsters! Zhenme Town is expected to be selected as the most unlivable title in Tokyo, and sceter4 sent a congratulatory message..."

I chewed the sliced ​​ham in the sandwich, and saw a red-haired lazy man in the mosaic full of the screen. His hairstyle is very distinctive, and there are two tentacles-like bangs on his forehead, which impressed me deeply. .

That is... isn't it a bit... inappropriate to make a black line around the eyes as a mosaic?Make someone a king like a suspect in the bureau.

Although, possibly, probably, he has indeed entered the game many times...

"No, you misunderstood, we are a serious bar here." Facing the suspicious policemen, the blond man wearing sunglasses frankly took out his business license, and turned on his mobile phone to show them

"Hey, Barbara is still an online review of Tokyo's top ten check-in holy places. We are really not a dark bar."

tourist attraction?I hold the milk in my hands in a daze, you kings are really keeping pace with the times, very trendy.

Wait, why does this blond guy look so familiar?

I took out my mobile phone and looked at the text message that Osamu Dazai had sent me a few days ago. He and Mr. Odasaku would scurry around in various bars in Tokyo every night, and occasionally they would Amway me when they encountered a good shop.

...I'm not yet 16 years old, don't just give me Amway adult entertainment.

As expected, he

We really went to this holy place for online celebrity check-in. In Dazai Osamu's cute selfie, the blond boy even showed half of his face.

You still know how to play, and you are willing to bow down.

"Another important case has been solved! High school detective Shinichi Kudo has set a new record again!"

what record?Is there any record of where the accident happened?I watched the flamboyant boy in a blue suit and red bow tie on TV, he pointed forward confidently, and said the line that I haven't had a chance to grab yet, "There is only one truth!"

I indifferently watched him play handsome in the air, and with my keen intuition, I managed to catch a glimpse of the young lady who I hooked up with Dazai Osamu in the mall. It seems to be Mao Lilan, right?She doesn't look happy at all.

That's right, I went to such an ambiguous place as a hot spring hotel with my prospective boyfriend, but a murder case suddenly happened. Kudo boy, a reasoning maniac, only cares about the case and ignores the beauty... Miserable, little beauty, miserable.

Wait, the detective boy goes to the hot spring hotel with his highly combative girlfriend, does this plot look familiar?

——Isn't this the live-action version of the bald boy series that I played on the first day of live broadcast?Kudo boy is so courageous!

Does he still remember how he argued with me on the barrage?At that time, he said frankly such warm lines as "Miss Quanzi is not as important as solving the case".

Are you in galga?

It must be because his little green plum is too gentle, not like Miss Quanzi who can firmly grasp the man's heart.

Izumi, are you moved?

Shinichi, I dare not move.

Really should let his little green plum see how he plays galga, although real people are definitely not as good as paper, but you can't be so double-standard.

In the new game, I am forced!If you choose to solve the case, you will be caught by a shark!

Tsk, so gentleness is also a kind of fault... I will pass on your true thoughts to Miss Maori, and I wish you good luck.

Shinichi, come back to me——

"Divination time in the morning, let's take a look at your fortune today!"

Morning divination, I remember Kise-kun's friends are very superstitious about it.Although I also like metaphysics, I don’t care about lucky items. If he says that today’s lucky item is a king crab, will I still have to go out with a crab on my head?

I shuddered, suspecting that I, who would think of the scene of mental retardation, had fallen into Osamu Dazai's human dementia.

Said that Dazai Dazai arrived, and when I was watching the morning news with great interest, the door on the second floor opened, and Dazai Osamu came out while yawning.

"Good morning... Qianye zzzzz" My messy-haired guardian staggered down the stairs, slammed down on the sofa, and was drowned by the pillows.

"Good morning, Mr. Dazai." Without squinting, I swallowed the sandwich in a few mouthfuls, and drank the milk with a gulp. "There is still a sandwich in the refrigerator, do you want to eat it? Shall I fry another egg for you?"

"Please..." Osamu Dazai waved his hand weakly, "I would starve to death without Qianye, Qianyejiang is a good man."

I accepted his compliments frankly.Just looking at our daily life, I know that I am the one in charge of the house, and my guardian is a useless cat who only makes trouble and acts like a baby.

Well, as long as the cat is cute, I heat up the frying pan and pray in my heart that today's marksmanship class can be carried out smoothly.

It's a pity that I don't raise a cute cat at home, but a black mud spirit disguised as a cat, a walking holy grail, which makes people stand up from time to time, and seamlessly switches between super-a and super-soft, which is completely unpredictable.

A man's heart, a needle under the sea.

"Mr. Dazai, I have something to go out this afternoon. I don't know if I can make dinner in time. Can you go to Mr. Odasaku's house for a meal?" I turned the fried egg over and tried to maintain a calm voice Wire.

"Huh? Today is a day off, right? I wanted to take Qianye out to play." Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa with a salted fish pillow in his arms, and looked sideways at my busy figure in the kitchen, "Can't we not go? "

Such a coquettish tone!Crit!

I firmly resisted the enemy's attack, and said in a steady voice, "No, it's an extracurricular activity of the school. If you don't go, you won't get credit."

"That's right, there are so many things about students." Osamu Dazai didn't know whether he believed my words, and he talked with me about the roses on the balcony, saying that there were many empty flower pots on his balcony , I don't know how to deal with it.

"I'm going to buy some shallot seeds before I go home today." I put the sandwich and fried egg on the plate and said enthusiastically, "Scallions are easy to grow, and you can use them directly when cooking, which is great! "

Ah, I am really a little genius for saving and managing money, and I praised myself a lot.

"...Can't we plant some flowers and plants?" Osamu Dazai gave me a sideways glance, as if he wanted to see through my beautiful girl's appearance to see what monsters and ghosts lived underneath, "Qianye is not romantic at all, he doesn't understand style. "

"I'm a pragmatist," I looked at Osamu Dazai with my chin in my hand, and reminded me slowly, "One premise, Mr. Dazai, you don't remember to water and fertilize the flowers. These tasks are busy, pitiful and helpless I'll do it."

You are looking for something to do for me, and you still want to be an uncle, but there is no way.

Osamu Dazai firmly ignored my secret accusations, ate the sandwich with puffy cheeks, and looked at me with bright eyes, "I want small tomatoes, plant them, plant them~"

What is the difference between small tomatoes and shallots? Is it still edible... Hey, small tomatoes are fine. Although they are a bit troublesome, their nutritional value is higher than that of green onions.

"It's okay to grow tomatoes." I raised my index finger, with a serious face, and wanted to make an appointment with him for three chapters. "The watering thing is rotated. Whoever kills the seedlings will be responsible for washing the dishes for a week."

Save the kids, I can cook but I don't like washing dishes!A man who refuses to share any housework is crumbs!I won't spoil you, you are a delicate young lady who doesn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers.

Osamu Dazai was lost in thought, Osamu Dazai didn't want to wash the dishes.

"...Okay, it's a deal." He reluctantly nodded, and the reluctance in his tone was so obvious that I didn't hear it at all.

For the sake of safety, I packed up the things needed for "social practice activities" early, carried my little fox schoolbag, hugged the fat crab next to the bed, kissed two mouthfuls, and set off full of energy.

Hmph, I'm going to take a detour outside to the navigation short circuit, the same mistake, excellent Erwuzi will not make it twice.

At home, Osamu Dazai, who was left behind by me, poked the soil in the flower pot with a small flower shovel, and he would suggest that the reason for planting tomatoes was actually because Sakule gave him a packet of tomato seeds yesterday.

"It's the seeds from the old man! You can grow delicious tomatoes." The little girl took two packets of seeds and wrapped them around the legs of the two adults. Odasaku agreed indifferently. Osamu Dazai was curious and accepted the offer heavy burden.

"I wanted to trick you Qianye into planting for me... She must have been spoiled by that malevolent boy, she was so obedient before." Osamu Dazai thought darkly, the warning last time was not enough, when will he find time to do it again? go once.

"I'm Qianye's guardian, so of course I should care about her friendship status~" Osamu Dazai hummed a song, slowly dug a shallow pit and planted the seeds in front of the tutorial on his phone.

It's so troublesome, from germination to growth, to flowering and fruiting, what a long cycle.

"Water too little and it will wither, too much and it will die. Be eaten by bugs and it will die,

Even being exposed to the sun will die. Osamu Dazai stared at the buried seeds, "What a fragile life, does it really have value?" "

It's better not to plant it in the first place, and all kinds of difficulties after that will no longer exist.

The same is true for people, living is just continuing the pain.

"Whoever dies in the hands of the seedlings will be responsible for washing the dishes for a week." Osamu Dazai, who was spitting black mud, was awakened by the resentful voice. Dazai was drowned.

"Housework..." Osamu Dazai covered his face in pain, "No, let me die."

Today is also a day for the villain master-apprentice duo to refuse to contract housework.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance. How can an adult be a happy rice worm.Life lies in movement, move for me!

I was hiding and walking on the street, and the dog was stalking. After several trials, I got rid of the imaginary enemy that only existed in my mind, and stepped into today's training ground.

"Brother Bourbon, here I come!" I held up the double popsicles in my hand, "Look, I bought half of the popsicles for you."

"No need, you can eat by yourself." Toru Amuro changed out of the little vest he usually wears, and put on smart training clothes and a cool peaked cap.

Both he and the beauty were already standing in the arena, and only the busy social animal Gin was left in the bloody triangle.

We are also social animals. Brother Bourbon and I, who have multiple jobs, can take time off. On the contrary, Gin, who is loyal to the winery, is overwhelmed by work.

But what is puzzling is that the beautiful woman judged by Schrödinger's two or five sons is obviously only loyal to the winery, but she can not only go out to act, but also attend film festivals and fan meetings, and now she even flirts with men during working hours ... Why is the gap between people so big?

It can be seen from this that Qin Jiu is the only honest person in this triangle relationship. He neither knows how to run away, nor does he know how to fish, and he deserves it for not being able to hug a beauty.

I mumbled on the popsicle, deeply feeling that today I am probably just a light bulb, glowing and glowing on a stage that does not belong to me.

Belmode, who was standing side by side with today's handsome Bourbon, was holding a lady's cigarette, wearing a sexy leather jacket, with blond curly hair hanging behind his shoulders, showing the demeanor of a mature woman.

When she glanced sideways with a smile, the fragrant wind blew up, and the cold and serious training ground turned into an 18-forbidden nightclub in seconds, as if the dynamic music of disco was playing in the air.

Mature and beautiful big sister!I can!

The beauties who grow coquettishly in the dark and the agents who watch between the black and white gaps are very classic c. This combination can be inserted into any Hollywood blockbuster at will, and it is guaranteed to be popular and popular.

Because there were too many plots in my mind, I didn't move for a long time, my lips trembled from the cold of the popsicle, and I stuck out my tongue quietly.Hissing, I almost thought I was going to stick to the ice. Even Osamu Dazai would die laughing when he heard this kind of self-shaking.

I angrily took a bite of the popsicle to vent my anger, and was shivering in place from the cold, as if I was dancing on the Internet.

Toru Amuro... What the hell is this girl doing?Got an electric shock?

It's so embarrassing, I feel like I'm superfluous, the kindness and resentment between this dog and man don't need me, a passing kitten, to intervene.

"Sinar?" Belmode ended the embarrassing silence. She flicked the cigarette ash with her nails and said with a smile, "You and your mother don't look the same."

I heard the same argument from the vodka idiot who can't speak human language, beauty, you look very smart Yazi, is EQ on the same level as vodka?

Sure enough, beauty, IQ, and EQ are inseparable, and gifted girls like me with perfect scores in all three are rare creatures.

I showed an innocent expression, "Really? Sister, are you friends with my mother? They look familiar?"

Dear Miss Belmode, I would call you Auntie if it were not out of respect for beauty.

Who told you to insist on self-promotion and being friends with my mother, so I have to call you aunt?

Believe me, no matter what age a woman is, the word "auntie" will change the situation and kill people.

Thank you for my kindness, I didn't use nuclear weapons as soon as I came up.

"Your mother, I am indeed familiar with her." Belmode recalled for a moment, "She always hangs around gin, and she doesn't like me so much. I have a headache."

Oh, I almost forgot, my mother loves Gin Jiula, a ruthless man, and this matter is probably not a secret in the organization.

Then what I see in front of me is not just a story of dog-blood love triangle, but an unparalleled four-corner love!

My mother loves Gin unrequitedly, Gin likes Belmode, Belmode loves Bourbon, Bourbon... Bourbon is my teacher, and I am my mother's cub.

Wait, why are there five people?It's none of my business!Don't drag me into the water with your adult love stories.

It's terrible, what kind of magical organization is the winery?It’s okay to produce two or five youngsters, but also sell dog blood wholesale

It's too much, you are still not a serious transnational criminal group, how can you be so unprofessional!

I didn't know at this time that Gin was currently pursuing a glamorous beauty codenamed Shirley. The beauty had an older sister named Akemi Miyano, and Akemi Miyano was Lai's real girlfriend. Rena Minzumu was just an extra.

I...why bother, what are you doing as a gangster?Wouldn't it be nice for a bunch of you guys to pack up and make your debut straight away?With such an exciting and complex love story mixed with the background of gun battles and spy wars, plus the colorful life experiences and attitudes of everyone, a [-]-episode TV series is quite appropriate.

The mafia is indeed a career without money, why don't you come and learn cross talk with me, I think you are very talented.

"So, Xinar, I'm curious." Belmode walked into me step by step, bent down and put his red lips next to my ear, "Gin trusts you very much, why?"

Well, her lipstick number is quite beautiful, masculine, this one seems to be sold out, as expected of a big star, with first-class delivery ability.

I have been live broadcasting for a long time, why no game manufacturers come to me to generate electricity?I want to have a meal, I'd love to read the ad!

Is my popularity not enough?Not to mention, for things like mobile game advertisements, you can find me, a top player, and my fees are very fair.

While thinking about my career plan, I tilted my head and looked at the beautiful big sister, showing a harmless smile, "Maybe it's because I'm cute, what do you think?"

Pause for a moment, the line of such green tea is not original to me, it comes from my dear guardian, the eccentric magic little prince Osamu Dazai.

To this day, I still don’t know how many skills Osamu Dazai has mastered that he shouldn’t be able to use. The more I look at his skill list, the more I feel that this bandage waste device has misplaced skill points when it is not working well. .

Can you believe it?Osamu Dazai will recite a full set of quotations from scumbags.Please forgive my stupidity, I really don't know what is the use of memorizing these?Do you remember being a mafia?

But because of this, I understood the secret of him constantly flirting with girls but never met a blackened girl, nor was he beaten to death by the girls' admirers to make a gg in his life.

Without morals, anything is possible.

Through this period of time, I have successfully learned Osamu Dazai's dirty tricks. As long as a small mouth can babble, the dead will have to tell me to live.

When encountering difficult things, don’t be in a hurry, first be sweet and cute, lead the situation to the side that the other party didn’t expect, and then snatch the other party away

The initiative.

Next, if I want to anger Belmode, I can use the green tea quotes I learned from Dazai Osamu together with the white lotus quotes, supplemented by a voice that can piss off any woman, the ability to attract hatred is higher than I don't know how many times the little sister who only simply provokes.

I have learned badly, I am no longer that innocent and pure girl, I am sad and weep.

There should be a famous emoticon package here - I cried, I pretended to be jg

But if I want to please Belmode, I just need to praise her in another way, but salt can be sweet, and the uses are versatile, and Cardcaptor Sakura is no match for me.

But the dignity of the King of Two or Five Cubs makes me disdain this, and my abilities are not for display, why should I take a detour if I can take a shortcut? Wouldn’t it be uncomfortable to sit and lie down for a while?

Hidden under my harmless smile is a deadly mind control ability.

"Now do you understand why Gin trusts me?" I whispered into the blonde beauty's ear, with a warm voice, "Don't get in the way, my class hasn't started yet."

"It's not big or small, why are you talking to me." Belmode nodded my forehead affectionately, looking in a good mood, "I'll take you to dinner after training, a nice new store opened recently. "

"Okay, thank you sister." I said kindly, I have experienced the sudden change of face after being hit by a supernatural power too many times, and there is no pressure to accept the scene.

I waved to Brother Bourbon, who was watching our sisters performing duets in astonishment, don't stand there stupidly dear, my terrible marksmanship is waiting for your rescue.

"Sinar, you and Belmode..." Amuro felt that something was wrong, very wrong, but he didn't know what went wrong.

I haven't used the ability on him before, so it's normal to notice something wrong, but unfortunately, not everyone has the script in hand like Osamu Dazai, after all, there are still a small number of people with the ability in Tokyo.

"She's just joking. My mother and her have a very good relationship. It's just a love affair." I lied without writing a draft, and just opened my mouth. Confession?"

Toru Amuro? ? ?

Confession?Wait, who are the subject and object of your speech?Can you say that again?

"Huh?" I looked at the terrified Bourbon in surprise, and didn't understand why he reacted so strongly, "Don't hide it from me, I've seen it all, the last time Bourbon dated Sister Belmode At that time, did she confess to you?"

"But you don't seem to like her very much...but you still agreed to date her..." I groaned in my heart, and blurted out, "Did she secretly rule you?"

As expected of a classic office romance script in a movie, so tough, sister!

The author has something to say, Qianye, disrespect and disrespect, the world of your adults is too red, not suitable for my weak little cat.

Bourbon...I must have a good talk with your guardian.What did he teach you?

Zai Ah Choo!Did Qianye secretly scold me again in his heart?