In order to survive, I do many jobs

On the day of the college festival, the whole school was suspended, colorful flags were hung all over the school, all the squares of Bingdi were requisitioned, mushroom-like stalls were set up one by one, and the smell of food was wafting.

Float—fragrance—four—overflow—

"Who brought the canned herring to the school!" The security uncle pinched his nose tightly, his face turned blue from holding back, "Don't let me find that grandson! Hurry up and send the exhaust fan here! Uh..." Before he finished speaking, The uncle didn't catch his breath, and shot gg with hatred.

"Uncle! Don't die, Uncle!" The passing student cried, and he tried to grab the fainted security uncle, but he was defeated by the magic power of the canned herring and fell headfirst on the uncle.

Uncle security vomits soul g

"Classmate! Don't die, classmate!" The student who passed by was shocked again. This time, before he had time to check his classmate's breath to see if he was alive, he directly stepped into the footsteps of his predecessors and fell on them like an arhat. body.

Uncle security is getting more and more unable to breathe jg

Heads were sent away one after another, and the Arhat Tower was stacked higher and higher, and the uncle who was pressed at the bottom was about to ascend to heaven.Accompanied by the bang and bang of fireworks, Ice Emperor's Academy Festival kicked off slowly amidst the strange smell of canned fish.

"Wow." I stuck to the glass window to watch the excitement, and watched in amazement that the Arhat Tower was crumbling but not falling, and it insisted on maintaining it with a strange twisted balance, like a low-profile version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Bingdi, a school that is obviously very tall but has a subtle and funny talent, is very suitable for cross talk contestants like me.

"Student An He, this is your uniform, go and change it." The sister of the squad leader pushed me into the locker room while watching the excitement, and slammed the door shut.

"Remember to tell me if it doesn't fit!" I could hear the excited voice of the squad leader's sister through the door, and I silently shook off the dress in my hands.

As expected of a young lady born in an aristocratic family, she has excellent taste. This is a super-looking western dress that Mori Ogai would ask for the same style whenever he sees it. I am very impressed that the maid outfit can play such tricks.

"Tongtong, will it be strange?" After changing my clothes, I stood in front of the mirror and turned around a little, looking at the hem of the skirt fluttering in the wind hesitantly, with layers of white lace edges, knee-high The white stockings are also decorated with delicate lace.

No problem at all, we cubs look good in anything.My old father had his own filter, and what he said was of no reference value.But who the hell, what girl doesn't like rainbow farts?anyway i like to

Destiny, I just want to hug my grandparents and hold them high.

"Good-looking is good-looking, but..." I picked up the hem of the skirt, which is far more decorative than practical, and made a doubtful voice, "Will I really be able to work well wearing this?"

Even though it's a cafe that sells maids, you can't put the cart before the horse, sir.

Sister monitor, no, no, this is the light of the soul of our class!Don't worry about coffee or anything - what idiot goes to a maid cafe just for coffee?Forgive us for not accepting such stupid and ignorant guests.

This dress looks decent from the sample picture, but how to actually wear it, then... um... Mr. Squad Leader, tell me honestly, is the sample picture the one you used to fool the student union to pass the review? The real thing is extremely different from the original picture If not, it is fraudulent.

The sister of the squad leader who is a good friend with the head of the sexual department pushed on the reflective glasses, hiding her merits and fame.

There are only two locker rooms in the class, and students take turns to use them. Even if I feel hesitant, I don't want to waste the time of other students.Finally, I combed my hair twice and tidied up the bow tie. I carefully returned to the classroom with the hem of my skirt in my hand, hoping to get the class monitor's sister to pick up the leaflets and go to work.

"Anhe-san, you are here..." Yushi Ninzu, who was waiting in the class, saw a familiar person walk out of the curtain, and reached out to say hello, and shared with her the turbulence and love during the tennis club rehearsal yesterday. The traces of black photos he secretly left, but when he saw the girl's appearance clearly, he was silent for an instant.

The black and white foreign dress perfectly fits the body shape, the skin on the white stockings is so white that it is called the absolute domain, the black lace collar is stuck on the thin and elegant swan neck, and the black water drop gemstone in the center gently shakes Falling, the stopped person turned his delicate side face suspiciously, his obsidian-like eyes seemed to be immersed in water, shimmering lightly.

Dressed in the most respectful servant uniform, the irrepressible rebelliousness still showed signs of rebellion, Yushi Ninzu looked at her caressing the broken hair on his forehead, and looked at him with pure confusion in his eyes, but he was not surprised.

Rather than saying that she didn't expect him to be here, it would be better to say that where he is has nothing to do with her. An and Qianye have never cared about these things, and she is not close to anyone.

——Only the man she called "Mr. Dazai" was very different to her.

Really envious just thinking about it.

Ann and Sang, Ninzu-kun, they haven't even reached a relationship where they can call each other by their first names.This secret love, which started with a joking refusal to admit defeat, ended without a cause, and from beginning to end he was the only one acting in a one-man show, and his heroine

Not even stepping onto the stage.

"? What's the matter, Ninzu-kun?" I waved in front of his eyes, my friend, you're back to your senses, are you okay?If the soul leaves the body, I will go to an onmyoji to rescue you?Or I can also draw a talisman to summon your soul. As a small part-time job expert, my side job is quite rich.

But I don't know how to solve the complicated and difficult problems of boys' minds. Just raising the black mud spirit at home has exhausted all my energy. Please don't play the game of drawing and guessing with me. Keep it simple and speak in a simple way point.

"Cough, I almost didn't recognize it...it's very suitable for An and Sang." Ninja Yushi who came back to his senses pushed his glasses as a cover, "It looks good."

"Really? Everything else is fine, but it's not suitable for sports." I lowered my head and tugged at the lace edge of the skirt, slightly disgusted.

Although more guns can be placed under this skirt, it is not so convenient to draw a gun. It is better to jk, beautiful and usable. It is indeed the overalls of a professional killer. Praise Lin Lin.

e, my occupational disease seems to be getting worse and worse, why should I think about such disharmonious issues at the beautiful and harmonious campus festival?

Thinking of this, I suddenly feel that I should be thankful that Ninzu-kun can't read minds, he doesn't know the cruel heart under the appearance of a cute girl.

Please put a mosaic on my heart sounds, so as not to spoil the children, thank you.

"You don't need to exercise when you're wearing a maid outfit, right?" Yushi Ninzu choked on my answer, how could he exercise?Are you going to play tennis in this suit?

It's not impossible to bear enough to make the opponent cute. Think about it carefully.

"Who said there is no need?" I looked at him in a daze. Isn't part-time work a sport?In Japan, a magical place where even the devil has to work, do you look down on our super god migrant workers?

"...In that case, exercise..." Yushi Ninzu was silent for two seconds, although he was still a teenager but he was no longer pure, he suddenly thought about it.

I saw the person in front of me fall into a strange silence, and I, who was well educated in the mafia, followed his brain circuit strangely, and instantly revealed the signature half-moon eyes of the new classmate.

Hey, the famous detective bet with a pack of spicy strips that your brain must be full of yellow waste at this time as a teenager. Now a high school student, tsk tsk tsk, your thoughts are too evil, I will throw you a pack of cleaning powder.

My guardian told me not to play with dirty boys, I would be taken as bad, and I was going to slip.

"I will watch the show in the afternoon," I picked up a thick stack of leaflets, thinking of a question, they only told me that the one who played Snow White was Mr. Atobe, and the other characters

color?I remember there was a queen coming!Who is it, today I want to leave a beautiful photo of you too!

When I asked this question, Yushi Ninata, who was talking eloquently just now, shut his mouth dryly, looked at the sky and the earth but didn't look at me, and he said

"An and Sang guess who the prince is? Can't think of it, it's Jiro. During the rehearsal yesterday, because the prince only appeared at the end, he fell asleep and was scolded by Atobe..." Since he decided to act Just put on the most gorgeous look!' That's what Atobe said..."

s!Stop your nonsense nonsense, please answer my question directly, Ninzu-kun, who is the unlucky one playing the queen?

Ninzu Yushine shut his mouth unyieldingly, trying to use silence to escape the judge's sanction, but if I can't even see this after working under Osamu Dazai, I might as well just go back to the furnace and rebuild.

Hey, Mr. Renzu, who was proud of himself a few days ago, was shot tragically. It must be the uncle avenging his personal revenge. Miserable, Renzu, miserable.

Wait, I suddenly remembered the Snow White cartoon I watched before, and even though the plot was removed, I remembered one detail very clearly—the lipstick of the Evil Queen is purple!

Deep purple, a poisonous color, a death color that a girl like me dare not try, only a mature big sister who still has a charm can control it.

I looked at Ninzu-kun with full admiration in his eyes. A true warrior is fearless. I am willing to temporarily give you the title of strong man for one day, and remember to return it to me tomorrow.

There is a vicious stepmother in eggplant purple in the front, and Snow White's lips redder than blood in the back. I am really curious whether the makeup artist who put on makeup for these princes will die of laughter on the spot.

The makeup artist didn't laugh to death, but Keigo Atobe's heart was already dead.

Wearing a wig is ok, and wearing a damn thick, heavy and long skirt is barely ok, after all, he is a man who will follow through if he says yes, but isn't the nail polish and lipstick a little too much?The pink and tender girly nail polish and red peony lipstick are outrageous, what does your Snow White look like?

Makeup artist Snow White looks like this, do you look down on her princess status?Glossy black hair, blood-red lips, delicate and lovely nails, perfect, you are the most dazzling princess tonight.

"If you want to open a little bit, Atobe." Yushi Ninzu held the eggplant purple lipstick with trembling fingers, "And I will give you a back, dear stepdaughter."

His fame for the first time... was completely ruined by this lipstick.

"Can't you change the color scheme? The Atobe one is

fine. "Yoshi Ninata tried to die, he suddenly felt that Snow White was a good character, and he should have agreed to exchange roles with Atobe a few days ago.

"No, the purple lipstick is the body of the Poison Queen. What's the difference between losing the body and losing the soul?" The makeup artist coldly rejected his rude request, naive, are you doubting the master's professionalism?Today, you sisters will definitely make their debut under my hands.

If I were here, I would definitely make friends with Sister Zhuangniang on the spot, bosom friend!I know how you feel, princes, give up the struggle.

At this time, there is a lot of traffic at the school gate. As a fisherman, I will not bask in the sun foolishly. Work is the art of fishing, and only salted fish can make people happy.

In fact, you don’t need a flyer, and the maid outfit is enough to hit the eye.I put the class promotional board next to me, leaned against the cherry blossom tree to hide, and deeply felt that the first turnover that the sister of the class leader longed for was hopeful.

"Odasaku, haven't you arrived yet?" Shinji looked left and right, "There are a lot of cars..."

"Stupid Shinji, we'll be there when we see the cherry blossom tree!" Yuu jumped up and pointed at the school gate, "It's Miss Qianye's school! It's so big!"

"Qianye said he was waiting for us at the school gate." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets and said lazily, "The activity of their class is the maid cafe..."

"What's the matter Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke looked suspiciously at Dazai Osamu who suddenly fell silent in the middle of the sentence, and followed his gaze.

"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Odasaku, you are here!" The girl in a black and white maid outfit woke up from her indifferent fugue, showing a relaxed and cute smile, and waving at them through the crowd. Dazed, his eyes gathered here.

An and Qianye are different in the Ice Empress, this is the consensus of everyone.

Her excellent grades, delicate face, and good relationship with tennis club members all make girls of the same age avoid her unconsciously.It doesn't have to be jealousy, maybe there is self-conscious shame.

"Student An He, how should I put it, I always feel that we are not from the same world, and I usually don't seem to be able to talk to each other." The girl in the same class said, "Actually, everyone in this class knows that although she looks and Atobe-kun and Ninaku-kun seem to have a good relationship, but in reality they are not close at all.”

"When get out of class was over, I would occasionally see her looking out of the window with her chin resting on her chin. At that moment, she felt that we were far away from her." The girl sighed, "There is always no one after school, completely unlike our peers

"

That's a natural thing, no matter how old you are, the difference in experience creates a devastating gap. Even if you want friends, you will instinctively avoid residents who don't belong to the other world.

To sum up, although An and Qianye are top-notch sand sculpture cross talk contestants, in school she actually walks in a cold style, the one that strangers should not enter unless they are smiling.The appearance of wearing a maid outfit is definitely not a cute little sweetheart, but an iron-blooded violent maid.

So when she laughed, the contrast between the ease and intimacy that most people have never seen made her itch. While she was pleasantly surprised by the sudden benefits, she felt sour in her heart, wanting to see where the little boy came from. Goddess of attention.

Boyfriend? Osamu Dazai, are you talking about me?Qianye is my child~

Silence, silence is the ice emperor tonight.

"Wow, my dream was brutally shattered." A boy who left the scene crying said he had something to say, "I wanted to see where the evildoer came from to subdue my goddess. Our handsome Ice Emperor became a Grabbing will definitely not let the fat water flow into the field of outsiders! As a result, as a result... woo woo woo, lost, completely lost!"

Today, the soul asks which is better between me and Dazai?

The answer is that I suggest you buy a mirror for 99 yuan, and you will know the answer by looking at it.

Osamu Dazai, a sinful man, together with his lovely ward, smashed the hearts of countless boys and girls without any guilt.

"Qianye~" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand from his pocket with a smile, and opened his arms, making a gesture of hugging.

Hey, why is Osamu Dazai so sweet today?I leaned over without knowing why, and was hugged by him in his arms.

What is a new type of family parent-child game?The father shed tears of relief when he saw his daughter finally participated in group activities, and gave him the encouragement of a hug?Um, is it Mr. Oda Saku who taught Osamu Dazai the parenting scriptures, or did he learn it from some strange book?

Osamu Dazai No, it's just that there are too many flies, even I would find it annoying.

"Mr. Dazai, did you bring a camera?" I grabbed his sleeve with anticipation on my face, and promised to take a photo of me as a memory. Your camera skills are not shameful, are you?

"Bring it." Osamu Dazai shook the camera in his hand, "Let's visit Qianye's school while taking pictures, I haven't visited it yet."

Also, Osamu Dazai and Mr. Oda Saku are both dropouts and have never been to school. It makes people sad to think about it. It is all Mori Ogai's fault.

Now they have the chance to visit the school anyway, can stay

Where are Mr. Nakaya and Akutagawa-san from the port mafia?It is sad to be so far away from the road to study and unable to experience the wonderful campus time.

Yokohama, the port mafia, Chuya Nakahara came back from a mission, and casually pulled over a passing subordinate.

He tugged at the black gloves on his hands irritably, and after a few struggles, he still asked, "Akutagawa...is he alright?"

"I heard from Yin from the black lizard that Akutagawa-sama is still autistic." The subordinate said sympathetically, "Since Mr. Dazai and Anhe-sama left, he has been in that state, and his whole person is very gloomy." Like the destruction in a moldy corner on a rainy day mushroom.

"Does that guy Akutagawa have a good relationship with Anhe?" Nakahara asked doubtfully.

"Yes, Mr. Anhe has always had a good relationship with Mr. Dazai's subordinates. He is one of the few friends of Mr. Akutagawa, and Mr. Akutagawa admires Mr. Dazai very much..."

As they talked, Nakahara Chuya and the unknown subordinates felt that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was really miserable. Not to mention the teacher he admired defected, he also took away his little partner, leaving him alone in Hong Kong. black.

I don't want to mention him to me!Akutagawa Ryunosuke, my biggest failure in the history of making friends, our friendship was broken as early as when you tried to compete with me, unilaterally break up the relationship, loser!

Once again, I am Mr. Dazai's most beloved, proudest, and most caring little cotton-padded jacket disciple. Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the iron-headed boy, cannot compare with me.

I can raise Zai, can he?I can also talk about cross talk, Akutagawa can't even make cold jokes, scumbag.

It doesn't matter if Akutagawa is picked up, or his disciple, it's obvious that the next one comes first...

Chuya Nakahara, what weird lines are you talking about?Have you eaten Dazai's poisonous mushrooms... Sure enough, you still have to beat that damned mackerel.

Osamu Dazai!It must be the dark dwarf who is secretly speaking ill of me.

Osamu Dazai rubbed his nose, pressed the view interface of the camera, flipped through the photos one by one, there were single photos, and there were lively group photos.

"Ah, Mr. Dazai, I need to reserve part of the memory for me!" I hurried over and looked at the camera in Osamu Dazai's hand.

"Today, the sisters of Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun made their debut in the show. They must leave a commemoration. When they graduate, they will print out clear posters and sell them to their support team... Ahem, no, they are framed and hung in the school auditorium and copied by the way. Give it to the school magazine for the top headline... Ahem, no, it's free for the chairman of the board as a promotional material for enrollment."

That's right, the chairman will definitely like this gift

Yes, with this promotional poster, Bingdi's enrollment rate will definitely exceed the previous ones by a few percentage points, killing other schools in seconds, and becoming a veritable No1.

"Snow White?" Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "I really like this story."

The girl who was fed a poisoned apple by her mother may have bitten off that apple because she knew she would not be loved. What a desperate story.

Like Snow White?Oh, I understand, every boy has a dream of a princess in his heart, and Osamu Dazai, whom I dote into a delicate and untouchable girl, is no exception, which is completely understandable.

"Then I am the magic mirror." I happily raised my hand and snatched away the character I liked.

"Huh? Why is it a magic mirror?" Dazai Osamu looked at me blankly, even his mind couldn't understand my strange brain circuit, the magical girl is definitely not in vain.

"In the story of Snow White, even though the queen is angry and threatens to smash the mirror, the magic mirror still insists that Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world." I tilted my head and looked up at Osamu Dazai "If Mr. Dazai is Snow White, no matter how threatened the queen is, I will never let go."

You are the prettiest, the eyes of a beautiful girl are sharp.

"Qianya sauce..." Osamu Dazai covered my eyes with a sad tone, "Stop playing galga, why do you just say such lines so casually?"

Is this the essential reason why you captured Miss Izumi, God of Galga?

"Huh?" I looked confused, I am not guilty of not having me, "I only said these things to Mr. Dazai!"

Conscience of heaven and earth, I am very picky about appearance, isn't you the only one who has conquered my aesthetics in all aspects?Why do you call me a strange scum girl, the wind review was killed.

Osamu Dazai sighed discouragedly, "Qianye obviously understands everything, why is he always so dull in strange places?"

What?Are you calling me stupid?The dignity of a famous detective does not allow provocation!I'm going to be angry.

The fried-haired me struggled under Osamu Dazai's hands, and was subdued by him two or three times, teasing me around in a playful way.

"What are they doing?" Xingsuke pointed to the Errenzhuan group in the distance, "Street performance?"

"Why are these two people so naive." Kesi complained, "Who is the kid after all?"

"Ah...the performance is about to start." Oda Sakunosuke, who had been studying the program schedule, raised his head and looked at his friend blankly, "Dazai? Anhe?"

Don't cue during my Errenzhuan performance

The author has something to say. Qianye agreed to come to the women's clothing show, so why am I talking about cross talk again?

Atobe Ninzu, your two-person turn is really exciting, why don't you play it?