In order to survive, I do many jobs

"Welcome to the annual school festival of Ice Emperor Academy. Under the eyes of everyone, the drama performance performed by the school's tennis club is about to begin." The reporter brother wearing a little red hat spit at the camera, "Let us Let’s randomly interview the expectations in the hearts of two audience members—”

While looking around, the little brother chatted with the audience behind the live broadcast camera, his searching eyes suddenly stopped, his eyes lit up, "Let's interview them, the two who are the most beautiful-students, please wait a moment!"

"Are we?" The black-haired girl in a maid outfit stopped and pointed at herself suspiciously.The young man beside her then stopped, turned half of his face, and glanced lazily at the camera.

In an instant, the barrage suddenly exploded.

"Ah, ah, mom, I'm in love!"

"God, do you Ice Empress select students based on their looks? Needless to say, I'll go through the transfer procedures right now."

"Maid outfit! I'm ready! I can! The beautiful sister is mine!"

"Woooo beauty stickers are the strongest, I can't help showing my aunt's smile."

I knew you were all a bunch of dogs, the reporter lowered his hat brim, secretly poked and poked at the crazy increase in the number of people in the live broadcast room, and handed out the microphone, "Excuse me, are both of you students of Ice Emperor? Or did you come here specially to participate in the Ice Emperor Academy?" Visitors to the festival? Are there any expectations for the upcoming drama?"

"I'm a student of our school, and this is my guardian." The black-haired girl fiddled with the microphone twice, and the reporter brother unexpectedly found that she had a sense of the camera, and seemed to be very familiar with the live broadcast process, so he naturally took the topic and started chatting Audience interaction.The kite-eyed young man beside her cast a helpless look, as if he had already guessed the result.

After taking over the microphone, the top-notch anchor started business.

"My clothes? It's not masturbation. The Maid Café, which is a limited event for Class A of Bingdi [-]st Year, is now open. Don't miss it when you pass by. You can also get a wall-dong from the maid sister~"

I first played a wave of advertisements for my class, then changed the subject, and started the debut show of the passionate Amway sisters, soliciting customers for Mr. Atobe and Mr. Ninzu. It is bound to let the attention of the audience be locked on them. A legend through the ages.

"My friends, it's a famous scene that you don't see in a hundred years. If you miss it, you will regret it for a lifetime. Believe me, you won't suffer." I said mysteriously, "What makes a young man resolutely dress up as a woman? Who left the purple lip print? Did you eat it?" Snow White of the poisonous apple, I am the vicious stepmother who is both jealous and loving, this

This stage tells the legend that belongs to us alone—why did the seven dwarves suddenly grow taller overnight?What is the reason why the real prince dropped the line?Stay tuned for more exciting content, "Snow White" - a story for you will be staged soon. "

"Fuck, I'm suddenly very interested when I say that."

"Ahhhhhhhh curious 1, why is this sister so good at talking! It's obviously just a vulgar fairy tale, damn it, I really want to see the scene!"

"To be honest, I always thought that the C belt between Snow White and the Poison Queen was very touching. It would be useless for the prince to appear last."

"Fall in love and kill each other! I rushed!"

"Am I the only one curious about that purple lip print? 23333333 Sorry, I already started laughing."

Brother reporter, my sense of existence suddenly disappeared.lost smile jg

Me, I am the eternal top streamer in the live broadcasting world, you brothers, you still want to steal traffic from me?proud akimbo jg

I gracefully returned the microphone to the reporter brother who couldn't get in the conversation, looked at the live broadcast room flooded by barrage, and nodded with satisfaction.

The headlines on the front page are steady.

Leaving behind a group of people who were curious enough to scratch their hearts and lungs, I clapped my hands and left calmly like a scumbag who lifted up his pants and turned a deaf ear to Osamu Dazai's suppressed laughter.

No matter whether Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun are rehearsing a traditional fairy tale or a modified version of a wonderful sand sculpture story, under my guidance, audience friends will use their brains to teach them how to behave.Anyway, I have already tricked you in. Whether you can catch the hearts of the audience depends on your own ability. The entertainment industry is so cruel.

Enough with you Atobe, who is the one who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement?

Hey, don't be so stingy, don't you like gorgeous scenes the most, seeing how popular it is, it's so embarrassing to say it.

The Ice Emperor's theater is very big, and it deserves its reputation as a gathering place for rich and powerful people. I am the nominal manager of the tennis department anyway, and there are still tickets for special seats.

In the first row, facing the golden throne on the stage, I eagerly adjusted the lens, and the soul of art began to burn.

Time passed by, and the lights in the theater went out, leaving only the lights focused on the center of the stage. The curtain was quietly lifted, and a "lady" with a straight neck walked out, sitting boldly on the shining princess chair.

I silently took a picture of Uncle Atobe's sitting posture. Uncle Atobe deserves to be your uncle. Wearing such a heavy pannier, you can still sit with such a domineering aura. It seems that I will call you Queen in the future!

"Once upon a time there was

A princess, her long hair is deeper than the night, her lips are redder than blood, and her skin is more delicate than flower petals..."

Every time I said a word in the opening remarks, the big screen on the broadcast would move the camera an inch. Mr. Atobe tried his best to maintain a dignified and prudent expression, but his veins were still popping out. It was a joy to watch on the screen. I could already hear the laughter of the audience in the back row .

"The king married a beautiful but vicious queen who had a magic mirror. The queen would stand in front of the mirror every day and ask—"

"Mirror mirror, who is the prettiest person in the world?" Yushi Shinobu stood in front of the full-length mirror with a wig that was so heavy that his neck was about to break, and did not dare to look at himself being painted With the face of a devil, he speaks his lines like grinding his teeth.

"Your Majesty, of course it is you." Takahiro Kawachi, who was too tall to play the role of the Seven Dwarfs, recited his lines dully.

"The queen asks this question every day, and the magic mirror always gives her a satisfactory answer, until one day, Snow White becomes an adult."

Here comes the beginning of the love and killing between the vicious stepmother and the pure stepdaughter, and I am excited to gear up.

"Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Yushi Ninzu had given up struggling.

"It's Snow White. Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world." I read the lines simultaneously with Takahiro Kawaji behind the scenes. The difference is that the one on the stage is the runaway princess, and next to me is Princess Zisha, who belongs to the princess Different kinds of families.

——Although the princess wants to be peeled by the poor Miss Magic Mirror to eat apples, but he is good-looking, what can I do, why not forgive him like an old father.

"What?! Do you have the guts to say it again? Believe it or not, I'll smash you!"

Who wrote the script? Yushi Ninzu tried his best to pinch his throat and scream like a soprano, but he still failed to act like a mad queen. Instead, he looked a bit like Obasan who failed to bargain at the vegetable market.

"My dear queen, even if I ask countless times, I still answer that Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world."

"No, I can't accept it!" Finally able to temporarily go offline, Yushi Ninzu was full of energy and quickly finished his lines, "Let the best hunter in the kingdom kill Snow White and come to me with her heart."

The hunter went online to Hiyake. He was wearing a leather jacket of an Amazon warrior and bouncing onto the stage with a small bow and arrow that looked like Cupid's arrow.

"Oh, Snow White, you are so beautiful and so fascinating that I fall in love with just one look at you."

Into the river of love..." Standing in front of Atobe Keigo, Xiang Riyue finished reading the [-]-character "Unwilling Rainbow Fart" copied from the Internet in one breath, stumbled twice in the middle, and it was the words Atobe gave him .

"I didn't distract myself at all." Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly, "I gave Qianye all original works, 6000 words, and not a single punctuation mark was missing."

"That's right." I nodded frantically, Yue Ren, you are so perfunctory, you don't have the art of studying idioms at first sight.

Hunter classmate didn't know that Osamu Dazai and I were dissing him. After he finished his lines, he went to the queen with a heart made of jelly.

At the same time, Princess Atobe, who was thirsty and hungry, came to the home of the seven dwarfs. Ryo Shishido, who played the role of the seven dwarfs at the same time by himself, was dressed in rainbow-colored clothes. His seven personalities.

That's right, the eldest baby, the second baby, the third baby, the fourth baby, the fifth baby, the sixth baby and the seventh baby, the seven gourd babies are all him.

Because Hochotaro and Hikichiwaka, who are one year younger than their predecessors and have not yet entered school, escaped, it is great.

The innocent and lovely gourd baby, bah, the dwarf warmly accepted Snow White, and they had a wonderful and happy time.

But the good times don't last long. After discovering that Snow White is not dead, the poisonous queen decides to do it himself. He disguises himself as an old woman and goes to the forest to find Snow White with a bamboo basket containing poisonous apples.

Yushi Ninzu who just took off her skirt and was transformed into an old woman, why does the old woman wear purple lipstick?Can't you please let me go?

Makeup artists say that lipstick is the body!Just like your glasses!Don't you also refuse to take off your glasses?

"Delicious apples, delicious apples." Yushi Ninzu said in a trembling voice, "Does anyone want an apple?"

"He must have no future when he goes out to sell." I, a young genius with goods, complained while snapping photos, "At least 'buy one fresh apple, get one free special promotion, every princess should have their own apple. If you don't buy it, you will fall behind. I have to say something similar."

Do you know how cruel the e-commerce competition is now?If there is no discount, people will not look at you more.

Princess Atobe took the fresh apple that the props department temporarily bought at the fruit shop this morning, took a bite of it expressionlessly, and then fell to the ground in a very pompous manner. The bg in the background turned from cheerful to sad at the same time, looking very sad.

"It's really touching how he's working hard." I wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and wanted to cry in friendship to give him a wave of respect.many

What a sad story, a pure and innocent girl was brutally poisoned by a vicious stepmother, and all the flowers in the forest withered in an instant because of this, how could one not cry for Her Royal Highness!

"Hahahahahahahahahahah." A laughter and laughter on the auditorium, with the desolate BG, there is sorrow in music, sadness and joy, it is worth reading and understanding.

Lying on the ground waiting to be carried away, Atobe listened to the laughter of the whole hall, and his murderous heart was ready to move.

The beautiful princess was put into a crystal coffin, and Ryo Shishido, who had just played the seven roles by himself, appeared again as a flower girl, carrying a small flower basket, and sprinkled it indifferently.

In the end, His Royal Highness the Prince made his debut. Akutagawa Jirou still had sleep marks and saliva marks on his face. It seemed that he fell asleep waiting in the background, and was pulled up temporarily to perform awkwardly.

Although there is no distinction between humans and animals when sleeping, Jiro-san is worthy of being a member of the Akutagawa family, and has a very serious attitude towards things.He lifted the crystal coffin, held the face of Mr. Atobe, looked left and right, very calmly like a jelly, and "chirped" a big mouthful indifferently.

I could hear the "chirp" sound clearly in the first row, and Keigo Atobe's blackened face on the big screen was very scary, but Jiro Akutagawa didn't care, he even thought he was very careful He yawned and rubbed his sleepy eye sockets.

The confused prince and the revengeful and reborn princess of a neighboring country... Hey, this idea is not bad, although I still think the love story between the vicious stepmother and the stepdaughter who was originally pure and then blackened is more touching, but the loyal dwarf knight, yes The hunter who the princess fell in love with at first sight is also great, and it is a screen masterpiece no matter how it is matched.

Tsk tsk tsk, Atobe-kun, what a sinful man.

I couldn't help but feel very lucky. If I had been on the pirate ship of the tennis club, I would be the one who would play the princess today. Just thinking about ruining my first kiss in such a place makes me suffocate.

"Is Qianye still working in the afternoon?" Osamu Dazai turned his head to the side and asked in a low voice. I couldn't see his face clearly in the darkness, but I could only feel the faint sound of breathing.

"No." I found his position intuitively, and moved a little closer, "Does Mr. Dazai have any arrangements?"

"Sure enough, Qianye didn't watch the news. There's going to be a lot of fun to watch tonight, but get there early." Dazai Osamu pressed the phone screen to show me, and a simple but ostentatious notice leaped into my field of vision.

Kidd, a magician and thief under the moon, will steal a gem called "Qinglan Imagination" at twelve o'clock tonight.

This gem is currently stored on the top floor of the Suzuki Tower.

I'm inexplicably excited. Like the Headless Horseman limited to Ikebukuro, the Phantom Thief Kidd in Tokyo is also a wild boss that appears occasionally. I want to take the master ball to catch the precious ssr card face.

"I want to see it!" My eyes were shining, and it was very conspicuous in the dark night. With the faint light of the mobile phone, I leaned over to my guardian and whispered, "Go, go, go, I haven't seen live yet." Where is the Phantom Thief!"

In Yokohama, a city full of dangers, there is no strange thief, who accidentally stole it from the head of the port mafia and directly cools it down. Only in a place with simple folk customs like Tokyo, there will be strange events where the popularity of the strange thief is higher than that of ordinary idols.

I heard that Phantom Thief Kidd's support group is super spectacular. Do you want to compete with them for the front row tonight? It's scary.

Don't underestimate women who chase after stars, the limit of people is beyond your imagination.

"That high school student detective Kudo Shinichi can directly enter the police." Osamu Dazai said leisurely, "Let's go with him."

"Will Kudo boy agree?" Detectives hate trouble from outsiders when they solve crimes, don't they?Be honest, how did you coerce (cross out) to persuade him?

"Of course ordinary people can't do it, but—" Osamu Dazai draws the tone, "he's investigating the suspects but can't find any clues, so he can."

He bent his eyebrows and said as if thinking of something interesting, "I haven't given up yet. It's rare to have another chance to observe us closely. It's just a back door. It's no problem at all."

Miserable, Kudo Shinichi, miserable.I shook my head in my heart, don't underestimate my professionalism, boy, what do you want to do with a natural villain, you will be cheated by Dazai until you have no underwear left.

Hee hee, who cares, I like going through the back door the most. I don't have to compete with Kidd's fans who are top-notch, and I can watch the magic show up close. It's so beautiful.

I opened Jungle happily, and the homepage of the forum was dominated by this news.There are all kinds of gossip from various sources. In order to grab the front row, many players have spent a lot of money and offered large rewards. The screen is full of money.

Kidd fans are really rich, and they also plan to charter a helicopter to compete with Nikai TV for the live broadcast position, and they must take a high-definition picture of the male god's face and go home to lick the screen.

"The popularity is so high, he is completely a national idol." I flipped through the post, and there have been a large number of Kidd's live broadcasts on Jungle's live broadcast platform. bring mobile phone

Passionate warm-up in the live broadcast room.

Everyone is working hard, as the top player in the jungle live broadcasting world, of course I choose-not to broadcast.

Yes, I am such a maverick girl, willful is my pronoun.

Since I'm going to recharge tonight, of course I won't broadcast it live. I believe my viewers will understand, how can the coo coo thing be regarded as a pigeon.I posted a leave note on my personal homepage with peace of mind, friends, your cute fish-eating cats are going to smoke ssr, see you tomorrow.

Guard the best mackerel in the world, but I also want to see Master Kidd 2333333

Lord Kidd's little fangirl 1

Did the anchor dove today? 10086

"Hey, look at everything, the essence of human beings is really a repeater." I clicked my tongue twice, presumably the status of Kaito Kidd's magic show in the hearts of Tokyo residents is comparable to Mr. Ya's stage lo in the eyes of Hong Kong black people, and I missed it once I have to be annoyed for at least half a year, and I will cry tears of regret every night when I fall asleep.

Because I was afraid that Mr. Atobe would come to me after leaving the stage and ask me to hand over the camera's memory card, so I sneaked away with Osamu Dazai while they were closing the curtain.

"Huh, it's out." I straightened my messy hair and looked around, "Are Mr. Odasaku and the children still inside?"

"It seems that some class activities are fishing for goldfish, and Odasaku took the children to play." Dazai Osamu glanced at the text message, "He may come back later, so we don't need to worry about it."

"Mr. Dazai, is he going to visit the maid cafe?" I tugged the hem of the skirt slightly, "It's rare to wear this outfit, and I always feel that it's useless."

"Maid cafe." Osamu Dazai looked up at the sky, his tone erratic, "Is it the kind of coffee shop that will come with a sentence of 'Master, please take it easy' after serving the coffee?"

Hmm... you said that... you're right.

No, forget it, I can't say that kind of line, let me change clothes and then directly kill the boss at Suzuki Tower and defend the wild map.

I stuffed my schoolbag to Osamu Dazai and asked him to wait for me outside the class door, and I went to the locker room to change.

"It's better to jk." I tied the gun tied to my thigh, and patted my short skirt with relief, feeling full of security.

"Mr. Dazai, shall we go?" I looked for my guardian who suddenly disappeared while tying my hair. Without thinking, it was the place surrounded by a group of maids.

"Sorry, I have to go first." Dazai Osamu lightly brushed away the girls surrounding him, his gentle smile made the young lady who was directly impressed by this beauty move out of the way, and I stood there without being surprised , waiting for him to come to me.

"It's all very enthusiastic

Among the girls, are there any friends of Qianye? "Osamu Dazai didn't return the schoolbag to me. He was carrying a cute schoolbag with a little fox pattern on it.

"No, I hardly have female friends of the same age." I said indifferently, Qiaomei was older than me.Silver was about my age, but we weren't exactly friends.

"It's obvious that you are very good at getting along with girls in galga, but it's completely the opposite in reality?" Osamu Dazai chuckled, "I feel that I and them are not from the same world, and they have no common topics, so why don't we simply distance ourselves?"

"What...it's not all because of this." I said casually, "It's not necessary, I'm very picky about my friends, not everyone is worth my effort to maintain a relationship."

"You said quite indifferent words as if nothing had happened, Qianye." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "So in your eyes, who is worth your sacrifice?"

"People who treat me well... right." I took out a few coins from my pocket, stopped in front of the street vending machine, selected a coffee and a can of orange juice, and pressed the buy button.

"Bang Dang" twice, the can fell into the mouth, and I bent down to pick up the drink, "Any kindness is rewarded, and maliciousness is the same. This is my principle of making friends."

I held the cool drink can and turned to face Osamu Dazai. Under the setting sun, he was shrouded in a warm orange light, and his whole body seemed to be melting gently.

"And Mr. Dazai is the best person to me." I gently put the drink in his hand, "Here, coffee..." I paused, thinking of the theme connected with coffee today, and remembering that I was just drunk by the maid. Osamu Dazai, surrounded by his sisters, said hesitantly, "Please use it slowly, master, master?"

is that so?How did the squad leader sister teach?

"That's weird." Before Dazai Osamu showed a surprised expression, I was amused by myself, "I don't quite understand, do otaku like this kind of address?"

Thinking of the hysterical and fanatical announcement of the squad leader's sister, I decided not to refute her views openly, because I always felt that I would die.

It's just a title, why is she so obsessed with it, I hope today's turnover can really meet the expectations of the squad leader, I dare not speak after fishing all day.

In short, today I still did something related to the college festival activities, rounding it up can be counted as participating in class activities.Don't say that I don't fit in anymore, it makes me feel lonely. The place where the sand sculpture contestants are located is full of laughter. It's because you haven't seen my true self.

ability.

If I get a sketch at the next school festival, it will be my stage alone! ——A proud statement from a cross talk artist.

"Okay, okay, Mr. Dazai, let's go eat, I'm starving to death." I took a sip of the sweet and sour orange juice, and my stomach growled, "Woo, I have to eat lunch to watch Atobu-kun's program." I didn't eat, I want to eat barbecue tonight!"

"...There should be a shop over there in Ginza." Osamu Dazai silently opened the tab of the canned coffee, thinking about a serious question amidst the bitter aroma Course, anyway, at least correct her wrong thinking that she unconsciously confuses reality with galga.

No... Thinking about it carefully, isn't this kind of scumbag style of only teasing and not marrying, not one of the reasons for her Neptune?Whoever it was, the victim wasn't herself anyway.

——It’s too foul.

The author has something to say that Osamu Dazai raising children is indeed a complicated science.

Mori Ogai Dazai-kun will also think of this, he really grew up (suddenly relieved)

More than Qianye is a typical case of the teacher leading the next generation.By the way, I am not scum, thank you, can the matter of Neptune be called scum!