In order to survive, I do many jobs

"Xiao Qianye's skin is very good, what mask is she using, do you have any recommendations?"

"I don't need a mask, but Zi really understands skin care! Is the hair conditioner you recommend really so silky?"

"Of course! I attach great importance to the maintenance of my hair. I will give it to Xiaoqianye to try when I go back. I have a spare trial set. Take it if you like it."

"Really?! Purple I love you!"

The above conversation is from me and Yu Shaoshen Zi, live broadcasting the large-scale grass planting scene with my girlfriends. Just watching the content, you may not think that Zi, who is proficient in skin care and maintenance, is a 24K pure man.

But unlike Gan Lejiang, who is a man with a body and a daughter, Zi absolutely has no gender cognitive barriers. He is just a simple and delicate boy.There is no need for gender discrimination, Zi is really super nice, as kind as a big sister!I like him so much!

Orihara Rinya: When can you change your wrong cognition?Don't think that I can't see it, you are clearly persecuting me and persecuting me very happily.

Me: Don’t tell me if you see through, I’m much more gentle with girls than with men. "Little sister", what an affectionate title, don't you like it?

Let me correct you, I did not intentionally persecute Gan Le Jiang, I did (cross out).

Bah, I mean, the reasons for this matter are very complicated, please listen to me carefully.

Regarding the question of whether Orihara Rin also flirts around with a female number is a lie or a real gender cognitive impairment, we can't just look at it from a one-sided perspective. We must conduct a scientific and meticulous argument to come to a shocking conclusion. Convincing and reliable conclusions.

First of all, because Kudo Shinichi and Dazai Osamu both support the idea that he is using a female number to deceive people, I have reservations about this and take half of the correct rate.

I don’t believe it if there is only Kudo boy’s debate, but Dazai Osamu also supports this point of view, which greatly increases its credibility—yes, our chefs have such double standards. If you don’t accept it, please find it Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Rashomon will teach you how to behave.

However, I am a person who is very confident in my own judgment (Orihara Rinya: Who gave you the confidence?), I will not easily doubt the strong conclusion I have drawn after careful consideration: Kanle sauce must be a girl , at least on the Internet this is definitely a true proposition!

Delicate and pretty sister—this is my entire impression of Gan Lejiang, and Lin Lin also expressed his approval. After being certified by his authority in women's clothing, this view is also credible.

But since then, it is very contradictory.There are loopholes in the meticulous logic. Does it mean that there is a problem with my reasoning?

No!Please don't forget that I'm a first-rate detective, and a detective can't make mistakes.

It doesn't matter if there are conflicts, because human beings are a collection of contradictions, and complexity is the normal state of human beings.The simple silly white sweet is no longer in the market, and now more popular are the beautiful and strong black lotus and the pink cut black. The contrast is cute and never goes out of fashion.

If it is placed in Two-dimensional, the character design of Gan Le Jiang must be very brilliant, making people love and hate, an absolutely popular character, who will steal the limelight of the protagonist as soon as he appears on the stage.I can't use such a one-sided generalization to obliterate his shining points. As his good sister, I must understand Gan Lejiang's true heart.

At an important juncture of reasoning, my senior, Detective Dazai, told my lovely junior a piece of key information: Kanle-chan likes to observe humans.

Since ancient times, the hobby of many high-intelligence criminals has been to observe human beings. Because they are different from the general public, they have become interested in the human group, and thus embarked on a criminal road of no return due to various reasons.

There are too many examples, so I won’t give any examples. Anyway, today’s show is "Into the Heart of a Girl Who Has Misstepped", not "French Popularization Drama".

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Continuing to talk about Gan Le Jiang's problem, he has a big problem!

After a series of analyzes and summaries, supplemented by the materials I found in the Bingdi Library after studying hard all night, the famous detective came to a terrible conclusion: Gan Lejiang did not recognize her identity as a girl, but did not realize it at all. His cognitive impairment!

The terrible thing is not getting sick, but not knowing that you are sick. Giving up treatment is the source of all tragedies. Be sober!You are still saved!

Why does Gan Lejiang always insist that she is a man?Why does he always show the image of "like to deceive people with female numbers" to the outside world, and even perform vivid images so that even Osamu Dazai was deceived?Why did no one notice Gan Lejiang's inner struggle except me, a famous detective, and Lin Lin, who knew a lot about women's bigwigs?

Because even he himself didn't realize that his heart had become a shy girl!

Gan Le Jiang "thought" he was a boy, and because of his high IQ, he unconsciously created an illusion of whitewashing peace, and also deceived a large group of people around him who didn't care too much about Gan Le Jiang.

That's right, Gan Lejiang is a lonely girl. According to my observation, not only does he have no girlfriends, he even has very few plastic friends, and his friendship status is worse than that of me in Bingdi.

Because I have experienced Li Haida's experience, and because of the shroud of the halo of the strong, I take it calmly.But this is just my personal superb self-cultivation. Gan Lejiang may not have the same mentality as me. He must have been deeply hurt by his peers.

In such a big environment, Gan Le Jiang himself is a high-IQ criminal reserve with mysterious interests. He is keen to observe human beings.Observing and observing, it becomes abnormal, which is very reasonable.

To sum up, Ganle sauce is a big fat dumpling made of 30% boy’s skin and 70% girl’s stuffing.This is a fact confirmed by the detective himself, and no refutation is accepted.

It's too awful!How could there be such a poor girl in the world? !

The sympathy in my heart is like a torrential river flowing endlessly, full of love and love and nowhere to vent, I just want to hold his slender hand to comfort him.Sister, don’t be afraid, I’m here, you can confide to me if you have any difficulties and troubles, I’m willing to take the exam for a psychological counselor certificate for you, wait for me!

My little sister is only me. If even I give up on him, wouldn't I push him into the abyss of crime with my own hands?He is obviously still saved, a psychological counselor qualification certificate, I am omnipotent as a lover of learning.When I enter university, apart from the philosophy elective for Osamu Dazai, I will also elect psychology for Kanle-chan, plus information engineering, which I want to apply for, three degrees, I can do it!

I want to learn information engineering mainly for my system. My old father is lonely. I want to learn some programming knowledge to give him a companion.And I have the technology backed by the flow of water, so it shouldn't be a problem... right?

Originally, I only planned to take a philosophy that could punish Osamu Dazai in the future, but now I am fighting for my little sister!Sister, wait for me. In addition to being a counselor, I will honor my promise and save money to take you to Thailand to realize your dreams. Wait for my good news!

Orihara Rinya: ...I'm tired, I don't want to say a word, when can you come to Ikebukuro again, I'll show you a big baby.

The desire to kill gradually arose.

While regretting that I am not capable enough to obtain the qualification certificate of psychological counselor, I can only let the lovely Gan Lejiang wait bitterly, and at the same time, I am happily planting grass under the Amway of Yushao Shenzi. Cracked.Full discounts, cross-store discounts, discount red envelopes, math geniuses are not afraid of complicated rules, I can definitely buy my favorite baby with the lowest discount, and you can earn money when you buy it!

Let's put aside the matter of Gan Lejiang first, this is a long-term plan, don't be in a hurry, let me focus on the present first.

Just as I had a good impression of the water flow at first, Zi also moved my heart at a glance, and I just wanted to call him "Sister" willingly.Under the fancy introduction of Zi and milk brother-I now know his name is Gojo Sukuna, I got a general understanding of Jungle.

Unlike the large number of ordinary Jungle players, the clan members of the Fifth King actually only have three people plus a parrot.Sukuna, Zi, Mr. Pan, and Kotosaka play the roles of younger brother, older sister, father, and living treasure respectively, together with Liu as the older brother and me as the younger sister, the family of six is ​​neat and tidy, except for the imbalance of male to female ratio. question.

"Mr. Pan is still a little worried, because I have never raised a girl, and I am afraid that you will feel uncomfortable." Zi said to me, "But knowing that Xiaoqianye really can't stay in the Jungle, I feel a little lonely."

It was not easy for a delicate and lovely girl to discuss skin care products with him. Once Xiao Qianye left, there was only a stinky man left who didn't understand his style. Life was really lonely like snow.

"Because I still have to go to school." I said briskly, I am not a dropout child who does not study well like Sukuna. In the modern society with fierce competition, outstanding [-]th boys must have a handsome diploma in order to distinguish themselves from talents. The market stands out and shows its own unique temperament.

Among other things, if I don't get into the University of Tokyo, wouldn't I lose to that terrible adult Mori Ogai?No, absolutely not, my self-esteem does not allow me to lose to the evil young girls, I must keep my status as a senior intellectual.

In the other world where supernatural powers are more powerful than each other, it is our academic school that is superior to the martial arts school and the wisdom school.

Look at the winery, if there is no highly educated sister Shirley to support the scene, how many of them can show up?How many of the people who were taken out were actually undercover agents from other families?I can't even think about it.

But I am different. When I get my degree certificate, it will benefit the whole world.The king of the twenty-five boys is the wealth of the world. I don't mind at all that the big and small organizations in the fish pond send me out to support the scene. It happens to be able to improve the overall education level of the villain organization, and it will be more face-saving when I say it.

Eh, thinking about it this way, Sukuna doesn't seem to need to go to school anymore?How can this be, brother, can't you find happiness from learning?Learning is so cute, how can someone not love learning?As a lover of learning, I can't quite understand why the people around me are dropouts.

It must be a Feng Shui problem. When I go back and buy a set of "Five Three" for offering, everyone's learning soul will definitely be ignited!I am confident.

Zi led me around with my multi-tasking and divergent thinking, and successfully circled my navigation.But because my dear everything has been helping me to remember the route, I followed Zi further and further away very calmly, without doubting whether he was trying to trick me into a remote alley to sell for money.

Me: It’s okay to sell money, ninety-one points for the stolen money, one for you, one for you, can’t the immortal jump for one?

As one of the top cadres of Jungle, I can reasonably know the location of Bishuiliu base camp, Zi also thoughtfully explained to me in detail, but... why is your base camp in the sewer?With such a complex underground network, a spider web-like delicate structure, and various black technologies emerging one after another, I almost suspected that I had joined a hardcore sci-fi crew.

Isn't modern society a world where superpowers and science compete with each other?Have you seen any supernatural beings who have to formulate calculations before making a big move, are you tired?

So I still can't understand why Wang Zhili, which is faster than water, is black technology...it's not real magic!I want to see the horse monkey shochu that can transform!Change, change for me!

The Dresden Slate, a product that forcibly combines magic and technology, is particularly outrageous and nondescript. Can't the royals happily fight each other?Is the professional term Weizmann deviation too embarrassing for some kings who dropped out of school to become gangsters? You must know that not everyone has passed the civil service exam like the king of blue!

I shook my head in my heart, and stated in advance that the above complaint was only against the Dresden slate, and all those involved in the royal power were coded. Any accidental injury is purely coincidental.That's right, I'm blaming the innocent slate for the little hot chick, the Colorless King.

Why can a person like him become a king, let me do what I want!

Dresden Slate: OK, OK, arrange.

Walking all the way, in front of the last protective door, the purple belt certified my fingerprints, voiceprint, iris and bone structure. Looking at their protective door without a lock cylinder, I, a young genius in Yokohama, showed a lost look .

My God, this door is too foul, even if the Yokohama Unlocker came to him, there was nothing he could do about it, and he dealt a merciless blow to our master and apprentice.

After receiving the news from Zi and me, Bishuiliu behind the door quickly passed the permission application. With a "click", the door of Jungle slowly opened in front of me.

Do you trust me so much?Although the process of earning points is not easy, Jungle is definitely the smoothest and most comfortable job for me to join, and my favorability for Green King is really high.

Who doesn't like a sincere and generous boss, and his employees are also very compatible with me. Jungle, who started out as a gamer, is simply a perfect job tailored for me.

"Bang bang bang!" The colorful ribbons sprayed out, and the heavenly girls scattered all over the ground like flowers. I was inexplicably sprayed by the smoke, and almost coughed so badly.

"Hey, hey, are you okay?" Gojo Sukuna, who was trying to tease me with a smug face, threw away the spray gun in his hand in a panic, and ran towards me.

"...Smelly brother, you have been fooled!" When the little boy ran in front of me, I changed my face instantly, and suddenly stretched out my evil hands to scratch Sukuna's itchy flesh.

"Hahaha... stop! Hahaha! She bullied me hahaha!" Gojo Sukuna was incapable and furious. The little boy just brewed a curse in his mouth, and was forced to break because of the tickle meat attack the next second. achievement.

"Young man, you're so lively." Panzhou Tianji said with a smile as he looked at the two kindergarten children rolling on the tatami after he worked hard to tidy up the ribbons on the ground.

"Qianye likes Sukuna very much, so it's good if we can get along well." Bishuiliu upgraded and opened up various permissions for me, while connivingly watching the clan members make a fuss, hahahahaha voices filled the entire base.

Me: I’ve said it all, the place where the crosstalk contestant is located is full of laughter and laughter.Dear milk brother, do you feel how powerful your sister is?

Sukuna: Hahahaha...stop...I have no strength hahaha...help...

"Are you convinced?" I pressed Sukuna on the ground to tickle him. He is a little shorter than me, which is just convenient for me to do it.Brother Milk is the first netizen I met on Jungle. After a long time, I finally met my face. I must express my excitement.

"Don't accept!" As I expected, Sukuna is an excellent player who will never admit defeat just like me. Very well, our siblings will become legends who will dominate the entire game world in the future, and we will debut together as a group.

"Let go of you today." I clapped my hands and stood up, benevolently caring about my lovely brother's self-esteem.It’s okay, there will be more opportunities in the future. If I remember correctly, Suku is still a big rewarder in my live broadcast room. He must like my cross talk very much. I will give him a unique skill alone some other day.

Bishuiliu waited quietly for our sister and brother to finish communicating, and when I tidied myself up and looked at him, I slowly revealed a sincere and gentle smile.

The rumored Fifth King is not as mysterious as those rumored on the black market. His skin is pale, his thin body is bound in a wheelchair by a straitjacket, his black hair is messy, his fingers are curled and stretched, and he made a small gesture to me. A "come here" signal.

I walked slowly to Bishuiliu, squatted down and looked up at him.

Because he is sitting in a wheelchair, except for Sukuna who can compare the water flow from a horizontal perspective while standing, the others will only look down when they walk to the wheelchair, which is a little impolite, it is better to squat down.

To be honest, Bi Shuiliu doesn't have the domineering aura I imagined, and it is completely different from Zhou Fangzun, the red king who can see absolute leadership and control at a glance.Under the shackles of the black straitjacket, he could only raise his hand slightly, with his thin knuckles hanging in front of my eyes, motioning for me to hold it.

I stretched out my hand to hold that icy hand, it was so cold to the bone, if it wasn't for the faint beating of the pulse, I would even think that the person in front of me was not alive.

The warm green fluorescence spread from our clasped hands, and the power flowed through the blood vessels of the whole body. An invisible connection was established between me and Bishuiliu. The trees in the center of the jungle extended new branches, and an unbreakable bond was established.

Its name is - [Family].

There is only a pure white grid in front of my eyes, and thin green lines overflow from the bottom of my feet, connecting to Bishui, to Zi, to Sukuna, to Mr. Pan, to Kotosaka, and finally to the sky Among the Dresden Stones.

This is the first time I have seen this stone slab full of incredible power and miracles, it is floating high above my consciousness space, I have established a connection with it through the flow of water, and share the "change" of the Fifth King Power.But beyond that, there seemed to be an invisible, feeble thin line between me and the slate, interrupted by someone and thus blurred.

[Kill him, kill him——I am yours. 】

What... is mine?The killing intent filled in the bones and blood roared and boiled, roaring with a monstrous fighting intent.

No, now is not the time to be distracted.I came back to my senses in an instant, and carefully let go of Bi Shui Liu's hand.

The "Conferment Ceremony" is complete, and I have officially become an ally of the Green King.In addition to the progress bar of my main task and the sudden surge of life points, I also got more precious treasures.

I have my own home!You can't be wrong, the fetters established with the king at the core, the Green Clan that is closely connected with each other and extremely laissez-faire to family members, is exactly the "family" I have been looking for for a long time-similar but different from friendship and trust A sense of belonging, a pure relationship after throwing away the entanglement of betrayal and exploitation.

I felt all the kindness and love that came from that invisible line.

One point of kindness, one point of return, and malice are the same.My principle of doing things has always been like this, Bishui Liu treats me with sincerity and love, and I will return his sincerity and love.

Don't forget, I am the king of the second and fifth boys who only serve myself, and there is no concept of "source organization" in the initial settings.Whether to betray, whether to sell information, whether to sabotage the operation, are all based on my personal wishes.

As long as I want, of course I can also be a trustworthy subordinate, as long as you are a boss worthy of my liking.

Except for Osamu Dazai, whom I swore to be loyal to him forever, Bishui Liu is the only excellent boss who managed to gain my great favor in a very short period of time, and his position in my heart is soaring like a rocket. Promoted directly to my maiden family.

Look at this child's hands are cold, another day I will make white fungus and pig's feet soup for you to drink.

"Welcome to be our family." Bi Shui showed a faint smile, "To celebrate, let's have a sushi party."

Is there any sushi available?Long live!

I raised my arms and cheered, Gin's emotionless killer had absolutely no sense of teamwork, such as taking the team members to a dinner after a mission, and threw away people as soon as they were used up, which was extremely cold-blooded.

Fighting Landlords is a waste of time, do you know how many brain cells I lost in those battles with my little brother?Gin is not even willing to treat me to M's children's meal. Sooner or later, I will blow up his Porsche 356A.

I happily picked up a sakura roll, and while snatching food from Sukuna's hand, I picked and rounded it up and briefly talked about the connection between the demon Fyodor and the colorless king with Bishuiliu.

"If Mr. Liu decides to make a move, please be sure to bring me along." I raised my hand like a primary school student, "I really want to hit him, please, this is my lifelong request."

"Okay, no problem." Bi Shuiliu nodded flatly, as if he was not surprised by the information I gave.It can be seen that the king who is squatting at home is a little impatient no matter how good-tempered he is in the face of the rats constantly harassing him.

The colorless king who was once used by him but has been out of his control is always a hidden danger. I don't believe that Bi Shuiliu has no intention of getting rid of him anyway.But killing the king has the risk of dropping the sword, and Bi Shui Liu probably has some scruples about this.

But for some reason, I, who was obviously not qualified to step on the battlefield of the king, had a strange feeling when I faced the colorless king: between me and him, there must be only one person alive.

The mysterious slate was suspended in the sky of my consciousness, repeating the same words over and over again:

[Kill him, kill him——I am yours. 】

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Qianye: You are a slate, why do you want to learn how to speak like a QB?

Just kidding, the 23333 Dresden Slate is just a small silent slate, and the private settings have started flying all over the sky. The old mother is really worried about letting our cubs get the power of the king.

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