In order to survive, I do many jobs

Time flies like a white horse, and in a blink of an eye, there is only one pony tail left.

Since transferring from Yokohama to Tokyo, I have already spent a semester studying at Hyotei.

Hi, how time flies.Every day I go back and forth between various jobs and accidents, witness the murder scene directly or indirectly, and from time to time, I am invited by the police officer to drink tea in the police station. My life trajectory is seriously derailed from those of my peers, but there is only one thing, everyone it's the same:

Before the wonderful winter vacation comes, there will always be a gatekeeper BOSS waiting for the students.

That's it - the final exam.

Examinations in the name of "testing the learning results of a semester" are actually the biggest role to add to your winter vacation.That bloody score not only determines your status in the class, but also the only proof that your parents beat you.

Even villains are not immune.I won't be scolded for poor exams. After all, my parents have been married for a long time, and the current guardian is still a loyal supporter of sheep-herding education.

"As for the grades, Qianye thinks there is no problem, so I have no problem." Osamu Dazai, who is a school dropout and has no interest in school, is very frank. It would be better to say that he is against the faction that I stay up late because of reviewing.

But my competitive spirit does not allow me to neglect any assessment!This year, I will not only compete with Mr. Atobe for the crown of No.1, but also bring back those misfits in the tennis club who are on the verge of failing and teach them to be human again.

The latter is thousands of times more difficult than the former.

The group review session before the end of the semester seems to be the practice of every tennis club in every school. I once participated in Rikkai University’s "Kirhara Akaya Rescue Operation" at the invitation of Yukimura-kun, and I was physically and mentally exhausted after a special hell training.

Hai Tiaotou's younger brother's English is hard to save. He knows all 26 letters of the alphabet, but he still can't recognize everyone. He is undoubtedly a scumbag.

I can't help but wonder how he made it through kindergarten.

"Feel it again, feel it well." Regardless of Nioh Masaharu's panic-filled obstruction, I was forced to do whatever it takes to slap Xiaokelp on the face with an Oxford dictionary as thick as a brick, "Smell it carefully, do you feel it?" The fragrance of knowledge? Is there a mysterious feeling of falling in love?"

As the saying goes, there is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book, give me a good feeling!

"Why should I fall in love with the dictionary..." Kirihara Chiya was pressed on the table by the dictionary, struggling to get up, "Miss Qianye is crazy, Minister save me!"

"Don't coddle him, Yukimura-kun!" I suppressed Kirihara Akaya, who refused to obey orders, and Nioh Masaharu, who was trying to save his teammates, with my backhand, and rubbed two handfuls of Kirihara's younger brother's kelp head, "Silly boy, my sister is teaching you to take a shortcut Methods!"

"Shortcut?" Xiao Haidai, who had a dead mouth on his face but stopped struggling honestly, asked hesitantly and full of expectation, "For example... Sister Qianye will take the exam for me?"

You are thinking about Tao Zi, sister, I am not in the same grade as you. I have forgotten the knowledge points you are going to take this year 800 years ago. Otherwise, I will just mark the key questions for you.

The reason why a shortcut is called a shortcut is naturally because it is more mysterious.

This magical calculation is very good at metaphysics. The great metaphysics can not only send death notices, identify murderers, avoid disasters and prevent disasters, and attract good luck. With the development of the times and the increasing needs of the people, it is also the research of metaphysics to bless the smooth passing of the exam. within range.

Look at this dictionary, it's heavy and thick.If you use Doraemon's memory bread, you will not be able to remember it completely, so we can only try to feel it, integrate it, and finally conquer it!

"Listen to me, when you fall in love with English and get along with each other, you will be able to make friends with others! After all the exams are over, can she not let you pass?!" I hate iron but steel.

IQ is not enough to make up the unspoken-rule-rules, I only have so much trust in you.

Kirihara Chiya: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

No, wait, sister Qianye, what did you just say?Are you talking dirty to him?What have you done!He is just a younger brother!

"Qianya..." Seiichi Yukimura hesitated to speak, Genichiro Sanada's face turned black instantly, and he wanted to ask me loudly in the next second why I wanted to spoil his child.

They really deserved to be the duo of strict father and loving mother of Lihai University. As the eldest daughter, I was a little bit overwhelmed by the questioning of my "parents".

Me: If Sanada-kun avenges his personal revenge for this, I will break up with him (violently)!

It's all your fault for pampering your children too much, you should at least pay half of the responsibility for Kirihara's failure in English.

Sanada? A black-faced god? An upright man? Disagreements? Group training? The emperor of Rikai Dai? Genichiro: ...

It's not that he doesn't have it, don't use such mysterious and evil words as "spoiled" to describe him casually.

Okay, I admit I'm a little bit tongue-in-cheek, but I've been driven crazy by my rebellious little brother:

I asked Kirihara Chiya to recite the words a month ago, and his progress is still at abandon after a month has passed. "Give up" is such a good word, it puts the word sarcasm on the public screen.

"Did you see Chiya?" Nioh Masaharu put his arm on the junior's shoulder and said earnestly, "If you fail this final exam, senior will not be able to save you. Wait for Qianye to punish you. A moment of silence for you."

Kirihara Akaya: Tears flowed down.

Under my frenzied education policy, Kirihara Chiya, who burst out with amazing willpower in order to survive, ate, brushed his teeth, went to the toilet and slept with his Oxford dictionary in his arms, studied hard, and flirted with his English sister.

Finally, he realized.

On the day of the exam, Kirihara Chi also walked into the exam room with thick dark circles under his eyes. Under the vigilance of the invigilator who was always ready to call an ambulance, he finished writing the entire paper while vomiting his soul.

At the moment when the bell for handing in the paper rang, Kirihara Chiya fell down on the table with a "slap", and the color of his whole body turned pale gray. Since then, life has lost its color and become a pale shell.

"Although it cost a lot, Kirihara-san passed." I said to Uncle Atobe while recalling the past, "All the sacrifices are worthwhile in order to continue to participate in the tennis club's training to meet the grades."

Although Mr. Atobe sincerely invited me to participate in the group tutoring meeting of the Hyotei Tennis Club, he knew very little about my teaching level.In order to reflect my reliable and outstanding record in the history of tutoring, I told Keigo Atobe affectionately about the whole process of my first student's study.

It's a bit miserable, after all, I am a strong supporter of Spartan education, but compared to the daily style of my instructor, I think I am gentle and friendly enough.

"Very good." Hearing the miraculous story of Xiaokelp's resurrection, Keigo Atobe nodded with great satisfaction, and said approvingly, "Just do it."

Yes, he is also a supporter of Spartan education, and we two devils hit it off.

"Hey, you guys are going too far..." Yushi Ninzu, who was listening, was sweating coldly, no matter how you heard Kirihara-kun, it was a bit miserable.Their Bingdi classmate Cilang never listens to a blank sheet of paper even if he sleeps in class and after class, he can't be persecuted like this!

In line with the weak love of his teammates, Yushi Ninzu decided to save his teammates at the end.

"Anhe Sang, you know Cilang's character. If you want him to feel the love in the textbook carefully, he may feel it and fall asleep." Ninzu Yushi reminded tactfully.

Not possible, but certain.Even Atobe can't keep Jiro awake all the time, do you think his title of Sleeping God is groundless?

"Don't worry, Ninzu-san, I will teach students according to their aptitude, you don't worry too much." Of course I understand this, an excellent teacher never has only one routine, he can't escape my palm.

As long as there is a human being, there must be weaknesses.Use his desire to lure him, use his fear to deter him, coercion, coercion, benefit, temptation, nothing more than this.

Ninja Yuuji: No, I mean treating Jirou Yasashi a little bit more, not asking you to torture him by means of torture...

Me: Are you kidding? Are you underestimating the torture skills I learned from Osamu Dazai?There is no criminal I can't deal with.

Prisoner, bah, Jiro-san, give me everything about you, and I will treat you tenderly.

Ninzu-kun really imagined me as a bad person. He treated Kirihara brother like that because he was hopeless, and Jiro-san was not terminally ill.Most importantly, his weaknesses are readily apparent.

"Student Cilang, have you seen the candy tower specially bought for you? If you fail to pass this paper, it will belong to me." I took a Chinese practice paper to the drowsy little sheep In front of him, the tone was stern, "Listen, your wife is going to be mys! If you don't want to be cheated on, just do your homework!"

"Who would treat candy as a wife, even Jiro..." Shishido Ryo vomited halfway through, and saw Jiro Akutagawa, who was still dim-eyed just now, suddenly startled, with a flame of fighting spirit ignited behind him, and he picked up a pen and typed crazily.

"Very good, keep this momentum, you can do it." I nodded in satisfaction, flicked the pointer, and hit the table in front of Ryo Shishido with a "slap", "Student Shishido, have you finished your paper yet?"

I haven’t finished writing what you are complaining about, so give me the questions and move!

Facing the solemn eyes of my teaching director, Shido Ryo choked up for a moment, picked up the pen silently, and stared at the math simulation paper bitterly.

"Mr. Xiang Ri~ What are you looking at~" I walked behind Xiang Riyue with a smile, bent down to see that he barely wrote a quarter of the test paper, and pointed to the first question with the pointer kindly.

"I've talked about this topic at least three times, right? Not bad, huh?"

The soft and watery voice rang in my ears, like whispers between lovers. If you ignore my crackling knuckles, it is still a beautiful picture.

"No, no, I'll change it right away!" Don't come here!

"Everyone is working hard, teacher, I am very pleased." I met Mr. Atobe's expression of awe mixed with praise, and my heart was calm.

I guess he has a whole new understanding of my productivity, as a Top [-] employee, no matter how tricky and difficult the task is, I see it as a drizzle.Once in part-time job mode, Lord Demon King is omnipotent.

I will not let you break the undefeated record of the strong. Even if the world ends in the next second, you will have to recite this page of words for me.

The one-week special training for the devil is coming to an end soon, let us see the real chapter in the examination room.

On the day of the exam, I quickly opened my eyes a second before the alarm clock rang, my eyes glowed with gold, and my whole body was full of strength.

"Today is the day for the decisive battle. I will definitely kill Atobe-kun." I lowered my head and flipped through the book while biting the bread covered with jam. The long hair is tied up with ribbons, and the teeth of the wooden comb slide through the hair.

"You're very motivated, Qianye-chan." Osamu Dazai rarely got up early, and he took out a golden-red ribbon from nowhere and waved it at me, "How about wearing this today? It's a good sign to win the battle."

"Does Mr. Dazai actually believe this?" I obediently sat on the sofa and let him tie my hair, racing against time to continue flipping through the books and reviewing.

"Is there a saying like this? Do your best and obey the destiny." Dazai Osamu was still a little rusty at the beginning, but he quickly combed the broken hair skillfully, and the golden ribbon was running through his fingertips, forming a delicate and complicated knot. Gradually take shape, like a flower blooming from the hair.

"That's it, but I only believe the first half of the sentence." I reached out to touch the knot on my head, accidentally touched Osamu Dazai's hand, and retracted it, "You don't need to listen to fate, the goddess of victory will always stand by me Here."

"Well, then...do you want an encouraging kiss?" Osamu Dazai stretched out a finger, tilted his head and asked, "The episode that is often broadcast on TV, the blessing kiss before the child's exam, do you want Qianye?"

This is indeed a scene that can often be seen. It is usually a blessing from a mother to a child, and I have never received it.

"Yes!" I became inexplicably happy, as excited as a child who got a new toy. I sat upright with my hands on my knees unconsciously, and my eyes were bright. "Should I close my eyes? Or should I raise my head up?" ?”

Maybe it's the lack of family affection. I always feel nervous unconsciously when facing warm activities, trying to do my best.

"It's not here." Osamu Dazai shook his head. "It's a blessing before going out. Qianye is too nervous. Will this affect his performance?"

"No way." I puffed up my face and said unconvinced, "Mr. Dazai, don't underestimate my competitive spirit. One mountain cannot tolerate two kings. Today, either Mr. Atobe will die or I will live. There is no third possibility. .”

Osamu Dazai: Don't the first two have the same meaning?

Me: That's right, so I will definitely win!

Swallowing down the bread and cereal, I carried my schoolbag and put on my shoes at the entrance. Dazai Osamu, who was one step behind me, watched me busy before leaning over and pushing the door open.

The moment his hand passed me, I was temporarily trapped between Dazai Osamu's arms and the door panel, smelling his unique cold medicinal fragrance, faint and cold smell, mixed with the sweetness of peaches .

The second he withdrew his hand, Osamu Dazai took advantage of the situation to support my chin, and lifted it up slightly.

A kiss like a dragonfly's water was branded on my forehead, and the slightly moist touch was gone as soon as I touched it.

"Come on for the exam." His voice dissipated in my ears, and the shackles that were restrained were loosened.

I blinked and saw Osamu Dazai waving at me with the same smile as usual, "Be careful on the road~"

"Hey, I'm going out!" I waved my paw happily, and rushed to today's battlefield with a bouncing bouncing.

The golden-red ribbon drew dazzling light in the air with my steps. I stretched out my hand and twisted the end of the ribbon, convinced that the luck of all Japan today was gathered on me alone.

Hmph, this is a blessing buff added by Mr. Dazai himself, the balance of victory must be tilted on my side, Mr. Atobe, surrender obediently!

At the same time, Oda Sakunosuke, who heard his neighbor going out because he was rushing to finish the manuscript all night, stood silently by his door. The honest young man with red hair recalled the scene he had just seen in his mind again, and looked at his black-haired friend Gradually complex.

"Hey, Oda Saku, good morning." Dazai Osamu noticed Oda Sakunosuke's gaze, raised his hand and greeted with a smile.

"Good morning, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, and said with conscience, "Anhe is not yet of age... Dazai, you are committing a crime."

"Hey—what is Oda Saku talking about?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head in a daze, "I didn't do anything, it was just a blessing before the exam, a pure blessing."

"Is that so? I blamed you, sorry." Oda Sakunosuke thought about it, and said sincerely.

"Well, you can't just say things casually, and it will be troublesome if you cause strange misunderstandings." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Odasaku, like Qianye, believed this excuse very easily."

Oda Sakunosuke: "Is it an excuse?"

Osamu Dazai: "Of course, do I look like a guardian who encourages children to study hard?"

Oda Sakunosuke: It’s really not like it. If Dazai, he would hope that Anhe would drop out of school and stay by his side every day.

Can't think about it, can't think about it.Guardian Disqualification Warning.

"But Odasaku believes it because Odasaku is such a person, but Qianye is not because of this reason." Dazai Osamu slightly closed his eyelashes, and his eyes slowly swept over the withered vine roses on the railing, "She was just ' The word 'family' is just bewitching."

I have never had a normal family relationship. Even though I usually don't care about it, I actually yearn for it.

Unlike "friends", "family" is a connection that can bind her and make her stay willingly.

"However, I have already obtained this part of the love." Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin in distress, "Although a part has been allocated, the most is still with me——but, there will still be things like family members in the future. A new replacement?"

Compared with friends who may be abandoned and forgotten, although family members are difficult to be replaced, new family members will continue to occupy the original person's position, and the love gained will continue to be taken away.

This is not acceptable.

The love that belongs to one person alone, cannot be robbed, will never be replaced, and can be greedily obtained no matter how much you want... He can't get it just by relying on the current relationship.

In the center of the blue sea, the deepest treasure is guarded. The gatekeeper is holding a strawberry-flavored lollipop in his mouth, swinging his legs leisurely, and the key hanging on his ankle rings.

"Give you to me, everything I have belongs to you." She spread out her white palm, "Is it fair? We've already come here, do you want to get cold feet?"

To retreat is to hand over what he has obtained to others, and to advance is to hand over himself to others, no matter which one he chooses, he dare not choose.

"I'll just stand where I am, and I'll give you the choice, okay?" What cowardly words, even if she stretched out her hand again and again, she didn't dare to hold it, and her stagnant steps couldn't move forward any more.

The keeper of the treasure leaned forward, his obsidian eyes carefully watching the retreating bounty hunter.

"Okay." She said indifferently, "Then let's try it. If the identity is exchanged, the prey has no right to give up."

"Wherever you go, I will catch you back." She grinned, looking at her prey like a bloodthirsty shark.

"But—" she dragged her tone, "it's not enough, it's just this level, it's not enough to impress me at all."

The routine of the love game, I know better than you.

Show me a little more sincerity, otherwise how can I believe that you, who treat you as coldly as I treat you, are telling the truth?

"Love is really complicated, Odasaku." Osamu Dazai suddenly returned to his usual lazy look, and complained, "I'm not reconciled to taking one more step, and it's not enough to take one less step. The guy who looks so good is actually an Aquaman who's bigger than you—hell mode."

"If you're being honest, the other party will know what you mean, right?" said Sakunosuke Oda who picked up the topic strangely even though he didn't understand what Osamu Dazai was talking about.

"Be honest... If I can do this, my life won't be so ruined." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "The weather is fine today, so I'll go find my lovely lady and die for love."

"If the clothes get wet, Anhe will be very angry." Oda Sakunosuke said a little sleepily, and he was going back to catch up on sleep, only the last sentence he had to finish with Dazai Osamu no matter what:

"Dazai, it's impossible to know the result if you don't try it." Oda Sakunosuke said, "Maybe you will get a good answer."

"Thank you for your good words." Osamu Dazai still smiled and agreed, watching his sleepy friend go back to the house to catch up on sleep, the smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared little by little.

"Impossible, Odasaku." His voice was too soft to hear, "Good things will never happen to me."

Every day, every day, is a painful day of constant loss.

Contrary to the pessimists, our optimist contestants have already arrived at the battle zone, and the background of their own flames is astonishingly hot. The innocent students passing by spontaneously gave way, watching the boss break his head in awe.

"Atobe-kun, it's still too late for you to surrender." Keigo Atobe and I were sitting in the same examination room, which was very suitable for harsh words.

I put down the stationery bag, and my tone was calm and murderous, "I swear on my honor, the strong will win."

"It's impossible for me to admit defeat, give up on Anhe." Keigo Atobe was full of arrogance, and he glanced at me suspiciously, "Why do you look so motivated today?"

"Rain Girl Wugua." I stretched my wrists, carefully checked whether my pencils and water-based pens were complete, and made sure that there would be no mistakes.

"It's just that I underestimated your competitive spirit." Keigo Atobe didn't care if he didn't get the answer, "But how did I hear that you were only in the top [-] in your junior high school at Lihai University, and you didn't think about competing for the first place?" ?”

"Because it's meaningless. You won't be praised if you get the first place. It's boring." I carefully smoothed out the complicated and gorgeous silk knots on my hair, and said casually, "But it's different now. I want to bring No.1 back to the He sees."

The invigilator entered and the examination room was closed. The water-based pen flexibly rotated two weeks between the fingers, drawing a sharp arc.

Game Start!

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The middle part is Dazai's stream of consciousness imagination XD

To put it simply, Dazai stood at the critical point, and if he took another step, he would escape, so subconsciously hoped that Qianye would take that step.

But if Qianye really got what he wanted, then even if they were together, Qianye wouldn't get all the Dazai.Because Dazai is definitely not willing to hand himself over easily, and doing what he wishes only means that Qianye has lost this love game.

Qianye's feelings for Dazai did not change qualitatively because she did not receive a signal from Dazai that he wanted to "love" - ​​Zai was just flirting, how could a love that even she dare not be willing to put on the gambling table impress a person who has experienced a lot of love? The Neptune of the war, if you say that if you don’t reach the limit, you will not reach the limit (laughs).

Only if Dazai is willing to take that step, will they have a real possibility.

But Yizai's style is probably: take that step unconsciously and immediately realize that something is wrong and that he is going to fall, and then quickly take 101 steps back to the original point.

But it doesn't matter!As long as Qianye Realm arrives, it will be fine!She can walk the 100 steps between them by herself and tie Zai home!

I'm a sweet text writer, believe me, there will be sweet love, isn't it delicious during the ambiguous period (Zhen Sheng)!