In order to survive, I do many jobs

"Ding Ding Ding!"

"The exam is over. Candidates put down the pen in their hands and start to collect papers now!"

"Huh." I breathed a sigh of relief, and the water-based pen spun inertially between my fingers, snapped into the cap smartly, and made a crisp "click" sound, announcing the end of the competition.

"How do you feel, Mr. Atobe, do you have any ideas for the last two big questions?" I stretched, fumbled for candy from my pocket, and asked my number one in the sound of the candy paper being crumpled. competitors.

"So-so." Keigo Atobe said solemnly, "I didn't expect the teacher to test this point...it's too biased."

"Indeed." I nodded in deep agreement, "I feel like we were tricked by the teacher."

"However, even this is still my victory, Atobe-san." I crunched the mint in my mouth and stretched out my whole palm to him, "I finished five sets of mock rolls last night, I have practiced all the question types on the paper today."

"You stayed up the night before the final exam?" Keigo Atobe looked at me like a fool, "Aren't you delirious?"

"No, I'm awake." I took out a new strong mint from my pocket and threw it into my mouth, and took a big gulp of black coffee, with a strange light in my eyes, "What's the point of staying up all night for victory?" , Repent for my awakening, weakling!"

Atobe Keigo: "...I advise you to go to the infirmary, you have started talking nonsense."

He was talking nonsense, and I was really super sober.With the buff given by Mr. Dazai, I can fight a group of Ultraman by myself today, don't you believe it?Don't leave after school, let's solo.

"Don't underestimate my determination, young man." I said earnestly, "I will never hand over the laurels that I entrust the blessings of important people to others."

"There are still a few months before the second year of high school, don't show your essence of the second year of high school so quickly." Uncle Atobe complained sharply.

What?A person who claimed to be "Uncle Ben" said to me "Don't be a secondary school student"?Mr. Atobe, your understanding of yourself is not as good as the reading comprehension I wrote. Why are you so calm when you laugh at fifty steps?Please also reflect on yourself.

Atobe: You are in secondary school.

Me: No, you are in Secondary School.

Atobe: Rebound.

Me: Rebound is invalid.

"The exam is over, why are you still in the exam room?" Yushi Ninzu walked over from the next exam room, breaking the lightning and thunderous confrontation between Atobe-kun and me, "Yueren and the others suggested going to a dinner party to celebrate, and An and Sang also came together Bar?"

At the moment Yushi Ninata appeared, Atobe, who suddenly realized that his thinking was being led astray by me, snorted coldly, and changed the topic as if nothing had happened, "How did they do in the exam?"

Shinozu: "Maybe, maybe, maybe, you can pass... right?"

Judging by your modifiers, I'm not very good at jio.

"A party? I won't go." I rubbed my eyes, "I'm sleepy, I'm going back to catch up on sleep."

"You drank so much black coffee just now, can you sleep now?" Keigo Atobe said speechlessly, "Let's go to the resort to play, there is a place to sleep there."

"No, I still want to..." Go home and sleep.

"Anhe, you can be more gregarious now and then. You are the manager of the tennis department anyway. Going out with your friends won't delay your business, right?" Mr. Atobe glanced at me, "Don't tell me you still have a part-time job today."

"That's not...thank you, thank you for your hospitality." I stretched my waist, "By the way, I'm not out of gregariousness, so don't use strange assumptions to judge yourself."

I am a professional cross talk actor, and I have never suffered from stage fright or being out of group. Please respect my professionalism.

I just don't like playing house with young people, and villains are more suitable for friendly activities such as arms-fire-trading-trading.

But I was very happy to receive the invitation, and getting along with friends is always something to be happy about.Since I am going to a resort, I will stay there for at least one day, so I have to talk to my guardian.

The top chef who cooks mackerel: Mr. Dazai, I’m not going home today, I’m going to the resort with my classmates~ Remember to eat alone, takeaway or go to Mr. Odasaku’s house for a meal is OK, but you have to eat.

The top chef who cooks mackerel: Usagi Usagi's sharp eyes.jpg

God of Mackerel: I understand, Qianye can play with peace of mind~

"It's done." I snapped my fingers, arranged my cat and I can play with my feet, no need to worry.

"God of Mackerel" is my new nickname for Osamu Dazai.In order to correspond to my mackerel cult, I changed the remarks to Osamu Dazai to highlight his unique status.

What a handsome name, only slightly worse than my ID.

As long as it is mackerel, give me a handful of cumin, even a god can cook it for you.

"The results haven't come out yet. Whether it's the competition between you or whether Jiro Yueren can pass is just unknown. Don't be too harsh." Yushi Ninzu tried his best to save the lives of his teammates. He said earnestly, "At least share the same examination room with me. The Cilang did not sleep the whole time this time, he has worked very hard."

If you fail to pass the test, you will be forced to quit snacks for the entire winter vacation, and you can't stand it personally.

Atobe: "..." That's right.

"The resort... did you go to the newly built one?" I followed Keigo Atobe and googled, trying to search for strategies, "The name is a bit familiar... I remembered, Kise-kun a few days ago Tell me that their junior high school reunion is also there."

I don’t want to work: Xiao Akashi said that he wants to have a dinner, and I am desperately rushing to work (vomiting blood)

The top chef who cooks mackerel: I can completely understand as a social animal... It's just a liver explosion, you can do it!Believe in yourself, Kise-kun!

As a well-known model, Kise-kun has a lot of daily announcements.But his time management is not very good. I have taught him 108 secret skills of self-management, but he is still unable to work and study at the same time. He always relies on his own genius mind to make ends meet.

Haichang's final exam this time is said to be quite difficult, may the God of Mackerel bless him.

The junior high school classmates that Kise-kun is talking about are the generation of miracles. There are Akashi-kun and Kuroko-kun that I have met, as well as the ultra-effective rolling pencil holder Midorima-kun, and Murasakihara-kun and Aomine that I have never seen before. Jun and Momoi-san.

The colorful rainbow team, just standing there is the most beautiful scenery in the crowd.

The Google search page popped up, and I took a closer look: Tennis court get, basketball court get, very good, I understand the reason why these sports teenagers chose this place by coincidence, they are really dedicated.

Feels like this vacation is going to end up being a massive psychic sparring scene, and hopefully they'll pay for the rebuilding of the house.

Hey, is this the essential reason why Atobe-kun and Akashi-kun are rich people?I admire it.

Because it is a newly opened large-scale resort, many interesting activities will be launched in order to attract customers. The huge bloody font on the Google page has attracted my attention. Let me see if there are any projects suitable for cross talk artists...

"A brand new interactive reasoning script! The guest who solves the puzzle first will win the grand prize - a seven-day trip to Hawaii, and special guest high school student detective Kudo Shinichi..." I lost my voice as I was thinking.

"No, Atobe-kun, let's change places! Any roadside stall is fine, don't go here!" I almost cried on the spot, Kudo boy, you are not at home, why are you here to trouble the business of other people's resorts? Forehead?

Boy, keep your eyes open and see clearly. The reward is a "[-]-day trip to Hawaii". Didn't you go to Hawaii a long time ago, and didn't your dad teach you to fly a plane in Hawaii?It stands to reason that this reward should not be in your eyes at all. How happy is it to be a white worker?So dedicated.

This resort is really brave. It dared to invite Kudo boy. Is it to encourage its guests to buy insurance?Be honest, did you take kickbacks from the insurance company?

Hmm... Not necessarily, maybe they are just planning to develop a haunted house and supernatural adventure route, and they are quite popular.

For the sake of Kudo boy's reputation, I still have to justify his name: he is not actually a dead person wherever he goes, but the number of murders he encounters is [-] million more than others.

As a righteous detective active in various murder scenes, Kudo Shinichi is quite popular in Tokyo. There are many fans. Maybe the person in charge of the resort is one of them.

—Otherwise I can't explain his head iron behavior at all.Is it for fear that something will happen to the guests?

At the same time, I found out: If Kudo and I appear on the same set at the same time, someone must be cool!Even Kaito Kidd's studio, where there are usually no accidents, is no exception, and it is very mysterious.

Is it my fault?No, I don't believe it, the Reaper boy don't want me to take the blame.

"Anhe, what nonsense are you talking about? The rooms are all booked." Uncle Atobe gave me a look of "Don't make trouble for no reason".

It's not that I don't have it, I'm just saving your three views. If you don't want to be caught in the police station to make a record as soon as you leave the resort, it's still too late to go home now.

Atobe: No, I didn't take a step back in my life.

Looking at the resolute eyes of Mr. Atobe, and thinking about Kase-kun who finally got rid of the life of a social animal and went on vacation, more than half of my relatives and friends will rush to the scene of the murder. How can I get away and put them in danger?

Cheers to our friendship, drink this bottle of [-] Lafite, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman.

"Tongtong, if fate destined me to meet Kudo boy, does it prove that this is actually an opportunity given to me by fate?" I asked my Tongtong, "Has this day finally come—it's time for me to steal his classic lines?" Is this day already!"

This has become the obsession of my life, and I know that sooner or later I will fight him.Look at the huge group of relatives and friends I brought with me. Judging from the momentum alone, Kudo boy has no chance of winning, no!

[It's not certain that there will be an accident, right?Zai Zai rest assured, there is no one here who can fight. 】My old father said very honestly.

As expected of my leader, what he said makes sense. After staying with people with various supernatural abilities for a long time, I almost forgot that this world is still dominated by ordinary people.

At the gate of the resort, two Rolls-Royce Phantoms drove side by side. I greeted Kise-kun through the car window, and was almost shocked by the height of Murasakihara-kun next to him.

I feel that Ziyuan-kun is taller than me when I am standing, which is too much.

It wasn't until I got out of the car and saw Akashi-kun and Kuroko-kun that I felt a little bit of comfort. This sense of peace of mind was a thousand times stronger than standing with tall people.

Kise: Xiao Qianye, don't let Xiao Akashi hear these words...you will die (cold sweat).

"Atobe-kun." Akashi and Atobe simply greeted each other.Both are the heirs of the Japanese Royal Sanjia, and they have met on many occasions, but they didn't expect to choose the same vacation spot by coincidence today.

"It's just right, Wuyue can share a room with An and Sang." Akashi's side is also a group of men with a girl, and the room in the resort is a double room, which is just right.

I can do it all, Momoi May is a super gentle and cute girl, and she is very warm, I like her very much.

Girls are the treasures of the world, the pink girl Sai Gao.

Speaking of vacation, the most indispensable thing is of course hot springs, hot spring noodles and hot spring eggs.

——They are here to soak in the hot springs, and I am here to eat.

"Qianye-chan, come down, the water is so comfortable." Momoi Wuyue waved to me while soaking in the hot spring, the warm mist made the tiredness of staying up all night well up.

I yawned a little, and Gululu slid into the hot spring, crouching under the surface of the water and blowing bubbles.

It’s not yet the hot spring’s peak season, and Momoi Wuyue and I are the only ones in the women’s bath, feeling the joy of a rich woman’s appointment in advance.

"I was really taken aback today. Qianye-chan saw Zhejun at a glance." Maybe because she felt that the hot spring was too quiet, Momoi Wuyue scooped up a handful of water and poured it on her body. Said to me, "Even Akashi-kun can't do this kind of thing, Qianya-chan is really amazing."

"Don't get me wrong." I suddenly emerged from the hot spring, my long wet hair sticking to my pale cheeks, like a water ghost running away from home, which shocked Momoi Wuyue.

"I just felt depressed because of Murasakihara-kun's height, so I tried to find a companion to calm down. The only ones who can comfort me are Kuroko-kun and Akashi-kun." I buried my face in the hot spring, looking sleepy and sleepy.

But Kase-kun desperately gave me winks to tell me not to look at Akashi-kun. The feeling that my life was hanging by a thread was too obvious.

"Is that so..." Momoi Wuyue said, "Just like what Kise-kun said, Qianya-chan is a very amazing person."

No need to hide it for him, I guess the gist of Huang Lai-kun's original words should be to warn you not to be bewitched by my magical and weird thinking, and you will never get back if you are assimilated by me.

"Kise-kun didn't say anything bad about Qianye-chan, really not!" Seeing my staring eyes, Momoi Itsuki, who suddenly realized that he seemed to have betrayed his teammate, rushed to make amends.

"It's okay, Kise-kun and I are bad friends who hurt each other." I don't care, it's quite novel to have a rare girlfriend-style chat with a girl.

What do girls usually talk about?The first one should be the topic of love, right?From Wuyue's words, she seems to suspect that I and Kise-kun are a couple—he doesn't exist, he's not my type.

May started the topic first, and I can't be too far behind.I thought about it, and hit a straight ball: "It shouldn't be my illusion...Does Wu Yue like Hei Zijun?"

When people are looking for topics, they will subconsciously reveal their favorite preferences.The fact that Kise-kun and I are friends is so obvious, but May didn't use him as the beginning, but immediately thought of Kuroko-kun.

My galgame god's keen intuition tells me that the two of you are tricky.

"How does Qianye-chan know? I like Zhejun, and the natal chocolate on Valentine's Day is always for Zhejun." Momoi Wuyue said generously, "Although he doesn't seem to have eaten it, I won't give up!"

Great!I just like girls who are brave enough to chase after love!Love should be spoken out loud, go directly to A, you can do it!

"I haven't made chocolate yet, can May teach me?" I, a cook who loves cooking, researching new recipes makes me happy.

"Of course no problem!" Momoi Wuyue agreed briskly, she was super confident about making chocolate.

Speaking of chocolate, Momoi Wuyue was obviously a little excited, "There are still a few months until Valentine's Day, and there is a long time to prepare Honmei chocolate. Qianye-chan's heart will definitely be conveyed to the person he likes."

"? It's Giri, Giri Chocolate." I shook my head, "I don't have anyone to give Honmei Chocolate."

"Is there no one Qianye-chan likes?" Momoi Wuyue held her face, and fell into the longing of pink bubbles while talking, "As long as I think of him, I will be very happy, and I want to stay with him every day, watching When you see something interesting, you want to share it with him, and you want to offer him the best things in the world—isn’t there a person like that in Qianye?”

Eh?Is this considered love?Very low requirements.

"Yes?" I carefully tasted Momoi Wuyue's words, and according to her restrictions, there was indeed one candidate, "My cat."

"Cats? Pets don't count!" Momoi Wuyue desperately shook her head, as if trying to pry open my brain and pour out the paste, "Of course the person I like should be a human being!"

"It's a human being, my cohabitant." I don't understand why she was so excited. "A cat-like person? Or a human-like cat? It's almost the same feeling."

"It's a lot worse..." Momoi Wuyue finally understood what Kise Ryota meant by "Xiaoqianye's brain circuit is very strange". The word "strange" is too light, and "hunting" is more accurate.

"Could it be someone who is kept like a pet?" Suddenly thinking of a possibility, Momoi Wuzuki looked at me with frightened eyes, with "something wrong with you" written all over her eyes.

The thinking of young people now, tsk tsk tsk.For the sake of your beautiful sister, this pack of cleansing powder is given to you for free, quickly empty the yellow waste in your head!

"Although I don't know which step you have thought of, please forget it all. He is my guardian, and our relationship is very innocent." I tried to explain, "He is three years older than me, and the most intimate behavior between us is holding hands and hugging Kiss the forehead, very simple."

Kiss, hug, hug, you tell me this?Didn't she really show affection on purpose?Momoi Mayzuki's eyes were filled with disbelief.

Uh, I recalled the statement just now for a moment, it seemed that there was something slightly wrong, but I was telling the truth.

"It's true, and you don't know him, so I don't need to lie." I put the facts and reason, "You may not know much about my family situation, but it's really common-my guardian is a blue face , the biggest hobby is to find good-looking young ladies and die in love, the 'ambiguity' between us is no different from playing around."

Osamu Dazai just likes to flirt a little bit. If he wants to tell the truth, I don't believe it.

——He clearly could withdraw and leave at any time.

- It wasn't a fair bet, and I didn't even see my opponent put his chips down.

"So, how does Qianye-chan feel about him? Like? Care?" Momoi Wuyue tried to help me recognize myself. She doesn't believe that there is a normal friendship between a man and a woman living together. There must be something wrong with you two!

Being invincible in galgame, this is the first time for me to face love counseling from a girl of the same age, which made me seriously think about May's question, "Like? Well, of course I like Mr. Dazai the most, and I care about him the most. Before All the conditions that May said are met, in fact, I can do much more for him than these."

I give him my only loyalty, and plan every future with him.

"But love has nothing to do with these things, right?" I spread my hands, watching the water drop from between my fingers, and the surface of the water rippled in circles. : He also regards you as the only one."

"Mr. Dazai—I can't imagine him falling in love with anyone at all. He doesn't even love himself."

Don't be delusional, don't be delusional.

He will not give himself to me.

"That's it, so there's no one who can give Honmei chocolate." Bored, I stretched out my hand to draw circles on the surface of the water, "I need to prepare a few more pieces of Giri's chocolate. Would it be better to give Mr. Dazai the one with a cat pattern?" OK?"

The chocolate made is like moldy black sesame paste. Momoi Mayzuki: U, do you still need styling?The chocolate heart seemed to be a big failure last time...

"Just make cat patterns for him?" Momoi Wuyue asked tentatively, "What about the others?"

"? I only have one cat, right?" I looked up inexplicably, "Of course the others made a uniform square shape, and cats and cats would lose their temper if they received the same gift as others."

Me: Wuyue must have never raised a cat. A cat is a very jealous creature, and it must always reflect its uniqueness.

May: So, what's the difference between this and Benmei Chocolate?

"I think you guys are thinking too much. Is falling in love so complicated?" Momoi Wuyue didn't know the outline of the prospect, and listened in a daze.I just feel that the girl in front of me and the "Mr. Dazai" in her mouth are not like normal people, and a topic of love is abruptly turned into philosophy.

"Yes." I nodded honestly, falling in love without the premise of committing to life is a hooligan.

Is it because the ladies in galgame are not gentle enough, or is the fish pond of Neptune not lively enough?If you just want to experience the feeling of being in love, my 28 boats are very stable, and there is no need for additional newcomers to enter.

The most special, the most indecisive, is too important, but dare not easily destroy the existing balance.

Let's leave it at that for now, it's okay.

Excessive thinking is the root of troubles. Having grown up under the influence of Osamu Dazai, I have learned not to speculate on his thoughts. I have nothing to be dissatisfied with, and it is not bad to stay the same.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. There seems to be a deduction event tonight. Do you want to watch it in May?" My sleepiness was dispelled by the chat just now, and I was full of energy. I felt that I could fight all night again at any time.

"An inference event? I don't know which guests have been selected as participants... Hey, why do you look at me like that?" Momoi Wuzuki explained to me with a blank face, "Did Qianye-chan not read the detailed event introduction?"

I shook my head in bewilderment. I didn't have any expectations for this game after seeing Kudo boy's name. It would be hell if there were no accidents.

"This reasoning game is presented in the form of a micro-script, and the puzzle revolves around several characters. The organizer of the resort will randomly select a few guests and invite them to participate in the development of the plot as characters in the puzzle. To play the role of the murderer and to fight wits with the detective." Momoi Wuyue roughly explained to me.

I get it, role-playing scripts kill, right?The guest who plays the murderer is really miserable. Kudo boy is not a vegetarian, and his mouth is also amazing.

"But it shouldn't be possible to draw us." Momoi Wuyue said to me as she walked out of the hot spring, "Although it is said to be randomly selected, but the level of the guests is too low, the case will be solved immediately, right? It is impossible to prepare for such a long event The anticlimactic end—I heard that the organizer also invited the female anchor of Nikkei TV to interview, and they must have made complete preparations."

For example, inviting professional actors to play characters, such as giving a good script in advance, and so on.

"The female anchor of Nimai TV?" It's a very familiar position. Have I seen it more than once?

"It's Miss Rena Mizumu, I like her interview style very much." Momoi Wuzuki said expectantly, "She should also participate in this game."

Oh, acquaintance, one of my supernatural victims.The code name of the winery is Keil, and his original name is Bentang Yinghai. He is an undercover agent in the CIA organization stationed in black and a member of the Erwuzi family.

According to the law of mutual attraction, when there are two or more teens on the same occasion, more teens will be attracted.

Coupled with the fact that Shinichi Kudo, who brought his own god of death to the BGM, is destined to be a sleepless night tonight.

I'm starting to find this game interesting.

My heart is tickled by the unknown, but it's a pity that I don't have an invitation letter to participate in the game. It's a pity that the onlookers are not as interesting as myself.

"Just go in the bathrobe?" I opened the door and turned my head to Wuyue, "Don't you need to go back to the room and change into formal clothes?"

"It's not necessary, everyone wears bathrobes at night." Wuyue was about to leave with me, but found a waiter in a tuxedo standing on the only way to the hot spring, who seemed to have been waiting for a long time.

"Hello, is this Ms. An He? You are sincerely invited to the lobby on the first floor to participate in our reasoning game tonight. This is your invitation letter. Inside is your ID card and basic information. Please keep it safe." The waiter bent over Bowing, holding a red envelope in both hands and handing it to me.

"Huh? Didn't it mean that it's a default..." Momoi Wuyue looked at the red envelope in a daze, did she really invite random guests to participate?The organizers are not afraid that the guest is a game black hole, ruining their well-planned show?

I reached out and gently picked up the red envelope, and the faint smell of perfume on the envelope flooded into my nostrils.

A not-so-famous high-end perfume, which is sold in limited quantities every year. It has a mature and full-bodied fragrance. No more than ten women are confident in using this perfume.

I've only smelled it on one person - Belmode, a senior member of the Black Organization.

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Qianye: Sudden black box?

Start my conspiracy theory.

The script kills the show.The title is the assembly of the second and fifth boys, but in this chapter only Qianye and Keir appeared, and the concentration of the second and fifth boys is seriously insufficient. Who will be the second and fifth boys who will appear next?

Gearing up to do things.