In order to survive, I do many jobs

A unique highlighted hair color looks like a brush that is gradually running out of ink, coupled with the unique background sound of no eyebrows and coughing from time to time, except for the shocking ponytail, I am sure and sure that the "weak girl" in front of me is me A former colleague - a lost dog who doesn't bark.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the most capable fighting faction in the port mafia besides Mr. Chuya, was given the nickname Iron Boy.Excessive butcher chef, whose supernatural power is Luo Shengmeng, who wears a black windbreaker with a small foreign skirt every day, regards the sea breeze as poisonous, and is a frail young man who likes to stand on the roof to blow the wind. molecular.

Today's Akutagawa is wearing a genuine small foreign dress, and the black cloak draped over her shoulders is beautiful and rustic, coupled with her usual indifferent face, she combines Sanwu and Yujie as one, which makes me look at him with admiration: To be honest, Xiaoyin is standing here. I have to admit that her brother is more beautiful.

Now boys, tsk tsk tsk, liberate your closed hearts, and boldly face your true self!

I have to mention that the ponytail is really a stroke of genius. It perfectly reflects the innocence, cuteness and innocence of Akutagawa sauce. The aesthetics of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is so good. I underestimated him. Do you want to try the scum girl next time? wave?I can personally make a match for you!

"Although the people are happy to hear this...but which warrior dares to ask Akutagawa for the task of women's clothing..." I muttered to myself.

It’s because of my ignorance that it’s hard to imagine that after Osamu Dazai left the port mafia, someone could make Ryunosuke Akutagawa willingly change into women’s clothing. Has Mori Ogai’s bad taste grown to such a terrifying level before I knew it? ?The young girl couldn't satisfy his evil thoughts, and he finally stretched out his devil's hand to his innocent subordinates.

Now that Akutagawa has been shot, can I see Mr. Nakaya's women's clothing in my lifetime...

"Miss, your eyeballs are about to fall." Tiao Ye Caiju grabbed my collar and dragged me back, "Please, bow your head."

Tsk, I hate all the stupid big guys who judge me based on my height, what are you doing with your head down, let me admit that I am shorter than you?Don't think about it!My crown will fall!

"What are you doing, Mr. Jono? How can a dignified public official be so shameless in broad daylight, doing such a thing to an innocent girl?" I turned around and scolded him with difficulty.

Don't pull my collar, the buttons are coming off, what are you trying to do, you rascal?Be careful I'll go down with a hammer and smash your skull full of yellow waste.

Even though I punched a white crane and a praying mantis in the air, Tiaoye Caiju didn't move at all while holding me by the back of my neck. I could only watch helplessly as the girl in a foreign dress disappeared from sight, and then disappeared into the crowd after a glimpse. ocean.

Damn it, Ryunosuke Akutagawa is gone.I haven't had time to take pictures to stay in memory. Do you know what kind of world famous paintings you made me miss!

I also want to send the photo to Osamu Dazai. As the co-teacher of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and I, he must like this reposted picture very much, and maybe he will specifically release Akutagawa from the blacklist to greet him kindly .

Do you know how much Akutagawa looks forward to the day when he will be released from Osamu Dazai's blacklist?You ruthlessly trampled on a teenager's dream!Give me an apology!

"She's not our target." Suehiro said honestly, "It's rude to look at a lady like that, Anhe."

Me: "..." Playing ball, there is also a guy with bad eyesight here. I brought two teammates with me, and both of them are blind.What, do you want me to play "I Am Your Eye" for them live?

Wipe your dusty eyes, young man, I am the only beautiful girl here. If you describe Akutagawa as a "lady", he will be beaten to death by him. Although he does look like a virtuous wife, please don't forget his violent and crazy personality Nature.

"Take your sugar away." Tiao Yecaiju let go of my collar and lifted the toe of his military boots, "You dirty my shoes."

Oh, it's my strawberry lollipop, because I was so surprised to see the mustard sauce, I was so scared that I dropped the candy, and it happened to hit Tiaoye Caiju's shoe.

Why is this person so fussy, if he wants to eat candy, tell me no?

"If your next sentence is 'lick it clean', I'll pick it up and stuff it into your mouth." I said coldly, and quickly took out a large handful of white rabbit toffee from my pocket and stuffed it into his neckline, "Eat Let’s eat, there’s still enough.”

Tiao Ye Caiju, whose collar was suddenly stripped off by me, froze, and the round candy rolled down the underwear, and landed in the corner of the clothes without knowing it.The strong fragrance of toffee bared its teeth and paws to show its presence. The overly sensitive sense of smell made Tiaoye Caiju feel like he was sandwiched between a hundred milk-producing cows, and his ears were full of bleating barks.

...I have never seen a rookie who is so self-talking and playing hooligans to him. Is she looking for death?

I didn't realize that my actions just now were like a benefactor who stuffed banknotes into a stripper's stockings. The beautiful "dancer" not only refused to thank me, but also wanted to hit someone.

I looked distressed at my candy pocket, which had shrunk by half, and it was deflated.Hemorrhage, Mr. Tiaoye robbed me, it was workplace bullying, too much!

"Suehiro Tiechang, get out of the way! I'm going to send her to hell today!" Tiaoye Caiju curled the corner of his lips sinisterly, the Mitsubishi thorn gleamed coldly deep in his sleeve, he smiled all over his face, every time The cells all revealed the "Amiable" signal.

"You can't shoot girls." Suehiro Tiechang firmly restrained Tiaoye Caiju's murder weapon, with an upright face, "Anhe did not violate discipline or hinder the mission, and the conditions for obliteration are not established."

Hey, it sounds like you guys are going to kill me, you are not afraid to flash your tongue when you talk big, want to break your head? The cooldown of the cd is over, and I can read the article at any time.

"Get out! Both of you are going to die!" The elegance and poise covered in the skin was instantly shattered, Tiaoye Caiju and Suehiro Tiechang were in the corner of the venue, chatting across servers again, and scuffling together.

Childish is your name, man.

I stood by and gave them a lookout, preventing the security guards from "inviting" our Mancai trio out of the venue.Facing the probing gazes of passing mafia members, I showed an innocent expression: What are you looking at me for?I don't know them.Just laugh, when you are caught in the police station, you should be very kind when you see me again.

Excellent public officials will always give prisoners spring-like care and the warmth of home. Friends present, don't panic, everyone has a share.

It wasn't until I finished eating a lollipop that the partner who was pinching each other over there tidied up their crumpled clothes and poked their heads out of the corner.Joye Caiju resumed his formulaic squinting smile, Suehiro Tetsun still had an upright face.I glanced at the toffee that Tiaoye Caiju took out of his clothes and threw it into the trash can at random, and I stabbed him desperately in my heart.

Glorious waste of labor is shameful!Damn it, I'm a dog if I give him candy again, Tiao Ye Caiju is not worthy of having sweet candy, I'll catch him tomorrow to test the poison.

"That was your acquaintance just now? Your eyeballs are almost glued to him." Jono Caiju raised his jaw and pointed in the direction where Akutagawa Ryunosuke disappeared. Difference.

"Basically, a rival in love." I searched for Akutagawa's figure in the venue with my hands in my hands. "The loser who has been competing with me since the days of the Port Mafia."

As the permanent holder of the record of victory, the meal allowance and benefits are mine, the gentle teaching is mine, the hugs and hugs are mine, and the defection and elopement are mine.

And he has nothing.

If it weren't for Akutagawa Ryunosuke's high cooking skills, I would definitely not easily put him in the position of a rival in love.Although I often feel pity for the defeated dogs, I will never give up on matters of principle: I am Dazai Osamu's most beloved disciple, and all new and old loves stop here.

"Since there is no funding for the event, what are we doing during the auction? Do you want to look lonely?" When I walked to the seat with the number plate, I asked Tiao Ye Caiju, "I think this is very bad--when we have supper later Will Captain Fudi reimburse us?"

"There is no supper, and the smell of gutter oil will suffocate me. If I want to eat supper, I call in advance to ask the cafeteria to reserve food." Tiaoye Caiju ruthlessly refuted my suggestion, showing a half-smile expression, "From the beginning I’ve been eating it all the time, are you the reincarnation of pig essence?”

"Yeah, Mr. Jono has thin skin and tender meat. It looks very good." I turned my head with a smile, chewing the hard candy in my mouth, and showed him a mouthful of white teeth, "Let me Would you like a sip?"

"Like, miss, are you a pervert?" Tiaoye Caiju said with disgust.

I'm not a pervert, but you are.To deal with perverts, some perverted methods must be used. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible. What is face?I will die with you today.

It's not my style to just fight with words and not fight back. I am a super aggressive person who refuses to take any losses. Facing a group of provocateurs with cheap mouths, I have to learn to deal with their pain points.

Wicked people have their own trials, meeting me will be the disaster of your life, take your life!Eat my Fengyoujing attack!

"! Damn child!" Tiao Ye Caiju suffocated instantly, grabbed the refreshing mosquito killer in my hand with one hand, and pressed my head with the other hand, trying to suffocate me on the chair and smother me to death.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"I want to sue you for workplace bullying!

"Ladies and gentlemen, our auction has officially started—" the auctioneer in a suit stood up under the spotlight, and coughed twice in embarrassment, "Please sit down where you are, civilized auction, and don't fight."

Tiaoye Caiju and I stopped pinching each other and turned our heads.

Are you talking about us?No way, no one knows who he is talking about without naming names. Is it possible that the suspect is still expected to plead guilty?Innocent.

"It's still far from the finale, let's take this opportunity to go backstage and have a look." Tiaoye Caiju turned to Suehiro Tiechang and said, "Go to inspect the goods first."

"Woooooooooooo" It's fine, it's ok, you let go first, we can talk about everything.

Half of my face was covered by Tiaoye Caiju's hand, only showing a pair of innocent eyes blinking at him, vividly expressing the strong desire of "I'm very good and poor, please give me fresh air".

"Sure enough, you are cuter when you shut your mouth." Tiao Ye Caiju's harsh voice rang in my ears, and the red tassels hanging from his ears swept over my side face, and there was no emotion in his squinted eyes.

I squinted at Tiao Ye Caiju, stepped on his leather boots, and crushed him hard.

"Damn child!" He snorted again, let go of my hand, and patted the corner of my clothes casually, "Let's go, do you want someone to carry you on the chair?"

"Mr. Jono, it must be difficult for you to live to such an age?" I followed them out of the venue in the dark, and taunted back unceremoniously, "Guide dogs can speak human language better than you."

"Don't worry about it, you're underage."

"Wow, relying on the old to sell the old? Terrible sir? From this point of view, Mr. Tiaoye is also at the age that can be called an uncle-yes, after all, he has white hair. It's terrible to be old before it's old... It hurts! Don't hit me It's your fault whether you grow tall or not."

"Your growth period has come to an end, even a hundred cups of milk a day can't save you, little, short, son!"

"Do you have the guts to say it again? Don't worry, I'm not mad - break your legs and you'll be as tall as me?"

"The relationship is really good, Jono and Anhe." Suehiro Tiechang, who listened to our mutual quarrel all the way, said happily, "I thought Jono didn't like Anhe very much, but it turns out that you get along very well, it's great gone."

"Which of your eyes can see that we have a good relationship!" Tiaoye Caiju and I said in unison, looked at each other in disgust, and turned our heads at the same time.

It's just that the peers look down on each other, no one looks down on anyone, and no one is convinced, so they can only rely on their mouths to determine the lofty status of the Hound's number one cross talk belt teacher.

I hate poison tongue monsters, especially those who rely on their good looks and don't speak human words, they are all beasts in clothes!Does he think he is a hot guy who plays on my aesthetics?No kidding, my patience is limited, and I won't give it to weird and childish colleagues.

"Fork in the road." Suguang Tiechang, the only one who took the task seriously throughout the whole process, stopped in his tracks. In front of him was an intersection of three forks.

"I can do it, you can do whatever you want." I glanced at the front and made up the knife with a smile, "If you really can't decide, you can also use the universal formula: male left and female right, male or female go in the middle."

That's right, I'm referring to Ye Caiju. Are you going on the road by yourself or will I kick you into the branch road?

"Eh? Is there a girl here?" Tiaoye Caiju smiled the same way, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't see it at all. Mr. Tiechang, you think so too, right?"

You are targeting me, I wrinkled my nose in dissatisfaction, and stepped on the leftmost road indifferently.

It doesn't matter if I choose male, female or not, it doesn't matter to Mr. Tie Chang, no matter what Tiaoye Caiju chooses, I have a reason to report to Captain Fudi and ask him to dress up as a woman to do the mission next time.

I can wear men's clothes, why can't he wear skirts, does he look down on jk?I have to sanction him once, to let him know how terrible a woman's revenge is.

This is the first time I have participated in the hunting activities of hunting dogs. Mr. Iron Gut told me some key points seriously before the mission started, such as when encountering enemy patrol personnel, as long as you strike fast enough, your sneak There will be no flaws.

I see, write Assassin and read Berserker, right?I am familiar with this, I can turn the enemy's patrol soldiers into my own goblins, breaking into the enemy's camp is not a dream.

"Storage room, storage room...ah, it's here." I stopped, stood in front of the thick iron door, looked down at the neatly broken lock cylinder, and shook my head inwardly.

I was also a disciple taught by Osamu Dazai, and it took me no more than a second to open this lock. My technical content was more than a dozen notches behind Ryunosuke Akutagawa.But there is one thing to say, Rashomon is really easy to use. It is necessary to have supernatural powers to kill people and kill people at home. I am so excited.

"Hi, Akutagawa-chan, long time no see. You are so pretty and cute today, do you want some candy?" I leaned against the open iron door and met the silent girl in a foreign dress inside the door, his pupils flicked shrink.

"Anhe, why are you here?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke covered his mouth and coughed twice, with cruelty in his voice, "You traitor!"

You can leave by yourself, but you actually took Mr. Dazai away!You betrayed our friendship!

I:? ? ?Find out, the abducted cub is me, okay?People like me, who forget about friends after seeing sex, don't care about your pale accusations.

"Don't say that." I smiled and pressed my palms down to calm his emotions, "It's just job-hopping. Isn't Sen-style club a self-proclaimed formal organization? Have you ever seen any serious organization that doesn't let employees change jobs? Overlord The terms don't matter."

We must respect labor contract laws and regulations, Mr. Sen, be careful. I will go to the tax bureau to sue you for tax evasion and abuse of child labor. Wouldn’t you like to take a step back from each other?I have all the black materials in my hand, don't offend the well-connected king of the second and fifth sons if you offend anyone.

"Do you want candies, pretty sister?" I handed over two grape-flavored hard candies, and said calmly at the moment Ryunosuke Akutagawa was about to open my hand, "The candies given by Mr. Dazai, I will only share with you this time .”

"..." Akutagawa's Rashomon suddenly withdrew halfway through the sprint, he was silent for two seconds, reached out to take the candy from my palm, and put it carefully into his pocket.

It's so sad, combined with this cute and pitiful girl's foreign dress and Xizi's frailty and sickness, she is as pitiful as a boudoir abandoned by a scumbag.It is rare for me to be moved with compassion, and I am determined to enlighten the lost young people.

"Akutagawa-kun, please take a photo with me! You look really good-looking, did Miss Hongye or Mr. Mori choose it for you?" In order to narrow the distance between us, I decided to start with gossip.

Here I would like to remind all audience friends that if you don’t have such practical skills as Schrödinger’s Erwuzi, I personally don’t recommend that you use the opponent’s own gossip when opening the show with gossip, as it is easy to be beaten.

But since I have nothing to fear, it's a different matter and I can do whatever I want.

"...cough, it's silver clothes." Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed in disguise, "I'm just borrowing them temporarily."

Don't fool me, I have a friendship with Xiaoyin who went shopping together. She likes simple white dresses, and complicated and gorgeous foreign dresses are not in her aesthetic range.

It must be Ryunosuke Akutagawa who needed women's clothing because of the mission. Knowing nothing about it, he chose to ask his sister for help, and Gin turned to the sisters in the logistics department for reference, and finally the news reached Mori Ogai.The naughty young girl waved her big hand, and in Alice's eyes watching the show, the perfect combination of black and white dress and ponytail appeared on the stage.

"I was ordered to deal with the enemy, what are you doing here?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke glanced at me threateningly, "Everyone who interferes with my mission will die here."

"I'm also here to do the task, otherwise, would you like to play Jiajia?" I ignored his meaningless death announcement, and stretched out my hand to draw a circle, "Catch them all—into the trap."

"Hmph, is it a dog from the Supernatural Secret Service Division?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke said coldly, "It's really getting more and more useless."

"Wrong answer, it's a hunting dog—but it's true that they are all canines." Akutagawa Ryunosuke is obsessed with honorifics, and he is sarcastic. Afterwards, I saw the kindness and kindness in his eyes, completely lifeless.

"Hound?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke frowned inexplicably—err, no, he has no eyebrows—frowned, "Why did you get involved with the military and police again?"

It's a long story, only you can't think of it, but I can't do it. The fish in my ocean are beyond the limit of human imagination.

"You came to the safekeeping room to get the mission target? That information is fake, why do you have to take it back?" I asked him, "Wouldn't it be better to release it to mislead the enemy?"

"Cough, Hong Kong gangster secrets, I can't reveal them." Ryunosuke Akutagawa coughed again. I saw him avoiding my probing eyes guiltyly, scratching his heart and lungs with curious little paws.

Judging by his appearance, this information is not necessarily worthless, there must be something special about it, so that Akutagawa voluntarily changed into a woman's clothes to get it.

Yes, I have determined that this task is not as simple as it seems:

Just looking at the surface, Mori Ogai deliberately "lost" the important information of the members of the Hong Kong gangsters, attracting a group of enemies who are eager to move towards the status of the leading mafia organization in the port, and then use the hand of the hunting dog to wipe out the enemies.

Why would Akutagawa Ryunosuke wear women's clothing if it was only to complete the task of "cooperating with the Hound Joint"?If my observation is correct, he even stuffed the breast pads professionally, which made me click my tongue endlessly.

So there is also an inner incident: the information used as bait, there is something.

It is not an important confidential document, but it makes the black dog so nervous, then there is only one possibility:

In this document, there is Akutagawa's black material!

I can't sit still. Collecting embarrassing moments in other people's lives is my eternal hobby. Let me see what's good!

"Akutagawa sauce~" I said quietly, clapping my hands on his shoulder, "Are you handing it over yourself, or do you want me to grab it?"

"I, I will never give in! Die, Anhe!" Rashomon suddenly attacked me, and I turned my head to avoid it, bouncing around with him in the storage room.

I'm not afraid of his aggressive attacks, the more he reacts like a jumping cat, the more I'm curious about what kind of wonderful news it is, whether it's from Yokohama.

"Scrape!" I leaned over to avoid Akutagawa's attack again, and one of them flashed to his side, and reached out my hand out of nowhere—to scratch his itchy flesh.

"Hahaha cough, Anhe, die!" Laughed uncontrollably, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was about to turn around and distance himself from me, the information page hidden in his underwear couldn't stand our ballet-like interaction Hurrah, scattered on the ground.

I lowered my head subconsciously, and a dozen sneak photos from the tavern were scattered on the ground. The first one I saw was a group photo of two beauties.

Throwing away the dead-faced black-and-white maid Akutagawa-chan, the short, orange-haired beauty who puts her arm around his neck and holds a microphone and sings loudly...

Isn't it Mr. Chuya? !

The author has something to say: Qianye: You gangsters in Hong Kong are so wild, I like it.

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