In order to survive, I do many jobs

On the floor of the storage room, a photo of two beautiful girls shocked the audience. Whether it is a cool black-haired beauty or a vigorous orange-haired beauty, I couldn't help laughing when I thought of their prototypes.

"Mr. Akutagawa, tell me honestly, how many good things have I missed in the past few months in Yokohama?" I tremblingly picked up the group photo on the ground, God, is today the lucky day for all Yokohama girls?I must keep this precious information well for the benefit of all sisters.

"I don't understand what you're talking about!" Rashomon picked up the scattered photos on the ground in a hurry, like a master cleaner with more than ten years of work experience, Akutagawa Ryunosuke closed his eyes forbearance , and spread out his palms to me, "Bring me the photo, I will spare your life."

"Hey—how can this be!" I took two steps back in a feigned shock, flipped my fingers, and the photo disappeared in my palm, "It is also my mission target, I will be beheaded by Mr. Jono when I go back empty-handed. "

To be honest, I just want to share this happiness with Osamu Dazai, how can I not bring him to play such a rare famous scene.Even if it cost me half my life today, I still want to give this precious gift to my respected teacher.

Give up, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, with your IQ, you definitely can't see through my delicate magic tricks.And I've seen it all, your concealment can't change any reality except for the continuous growth of my compassion.

"Akutagawa-kun, your next answer will directly affect the serious question of whether Mr. Dazai will release you from the blacklist." I stopped Ryunosuke Akutagawa with a black face, and he froze in place. Move, look at my eyes full of struggle.

"I would like to ask: What kind of shocking mission is it that can sacrifice you and Mr. Nakaya to entertain the public?" I sincerely wondered, "And why, Mr. Nakaya is smiling so happily in the photo?"

More than just being happy, I knew that Mr. Nakaya probably drank too much from his wild singing appearance. The Yokohama diva was not satisfied with performing on stage alone, so she brought Akutagawa as accompaniment.

Look at the stiff smirk of this young man who is forced to open his business. He doesn't have the consciousness of a young student who debuted in a forest-style artist training center. This is the first show stage led by the senior himself. Take out your typhoon!I hate iron but not steel.

"Traitors have no right to know about the port mafia." Ryunosuke Akutagawa stuffed the photo into his arms fiercely, and wanted to turn around and leave.

I have a thorough understanding of this friend's character of talking less and doing more than he refuses to accept. The best way to deal with Akutagawa is always the aggressive method.

But the radical method also has to be used in ideas to make sense.At this time, it is the turn of the bearer of the great gossip, the eternal home of the Hong Kong gangsters, and the supreme existence that integrates thousands of black materials-the internal forum of the port mafia? The anonymous exchange area has appeared.

Although I have been away from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang for a long time, I will return to my happy hometown for a cordial parade every night before going to bed. I will post and reply anonymously through countless transit stations wearing a vest and trumpet, and firmly grasp the many gossips of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang in the palm of my hand.

I have been too busy moving recently and I was a little negligent. Let me log in now to see if there are any red stickers on the top reappearing in the world.

The Hong Kong Black Forum is an alternative small arena within the port mafia, because many unscrupulous bosses and subordinates also rely on swallowing gossip for fun, so everyone who posts here understands a truth: don’t casually post with you. The fine vest greets each other's ancestors, and the opposite side of the network cable is probably your boss himself.

The subordinates of Dazai cadres should pay special attention to this point. Dazai Osamu was once the first-hand poster of many top posts on the forum. 99% of the scandals about cadre-level members in the forum came from him who went to work to fish for trouble, and Mr. Nakaya suffered greatly.

Nakahara Chu also once wanted to take away the administrator's authority and permanently ban Dazai Zhi, but unfortunately, the network technology was not up to standard, and Dazai Zhi hacked his mobile phone and blackmailed his black card.Miserable, Mr. Nakaya, miserable.

Mr. Nakaya, who didn't visit the forum before, has developed the habit of going to the forum from time to time to check whether the mackerel bastard is making trouble again, so the only honest person in Hong Kong and black who doesn't read the forum at all is Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Even his younger sister, Xiao Yin, plays forums. This prematurely decrepit Hong Kong gangster completely ignores the brightest internal culture of Hong Kong gangsters.Akutagawa-kun, gossip insulator, boring, boring.

So as soon as I logged into the forum today, I was overwhelmed with surprises. I really didn't expect that such an interesting thing happened when I didn't pay attention!

"Mr. Akutagawa, a man proposed to you?! Is it true?" I blurted out, "Bringing 999 roses to propose marriage to Mr. Mori—wow! My dear friend is so brave!"

"Boom!" The wall next to my ear was shattered by the Rashomon. Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked back at me, his eyes were as fierce as a child's ghost, the rubber band tied to the ponytail broke instantly, and his long hair bared his teeth and claws. Dancing with the wind, I have no doubt that he tore my heart alive.

But unfortunately, I am a top-level survival expert who can survive safely while dancing in the crowd. Not only will he not hit me, but he will also confide in me the boy's heart under the care of my mother, and let me start from the first moment of the person involved. The perspective is comprehensive.

To be honest, I like to use supernatural powers for this kind of thing. Fighting and killing all day is so disharmonious. Can't people get along well with each other and communicate gently?Please don't ignore the foreground summary, I want to start your performance from the very beginning, Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Under Akutagawa-kun's dry and weak narration mixed with strong subjective consciousness, a social death incident caused by various entanglements slowly unfolded before my eyes:

The story happened at a team building reception in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. Because it had just annexed a medium-sized organization and obtained a very good resource line, Mori Ogai opened several bottles of good wine with a wave of his big hand for reliable subordinates to take at will.

How good is that wine?Zhong Yuan, who was so good that he swore he would never get drunk in public again, couldn't hold back and drank too much again.

Nakahara Nakaya, who once vowed to say, "If you get drunk again and sing on stage, if you get caught by the mackerel bastard, I will destroy your own liquor store." Zhongya Nakahara buried his own words with Dazai Osamu's conscience, and he couldn't resist. The temptation of the colorful world, the bottle of Lafite in [-].

As a result, the Yokohama singer's tour scene, which is popular among the people, is back, and the fans who have been prepared for a long time took out the support flags from their suit pockets and frantically called.

When the passing Ryunosuke Akutagawa was dragged onto the stage by Chuya Nakahara and forced to sing together, the atmosphere became even more heated and out of control, the ceiling of the hotel was almost toppled by them.

Because it was too troublesome to clean up afterwards, the mafia members who had arranged the team building venue in the hotel under the Hong Kong Black Company did not notice that an avenger who had a grudge against the port mafia for various reasons slipped into the venue quietly.

Under normal circumstances, Mori Ogai is not afraid of such a situation. The most capable man in Hong Kong and black is hanging his voice on the stage, and those who disturb his affectionate singing will only end up being crushed by gravity.

Even Nakahara didn't need to do it, fans who found out that their idol was stoka would unanimously pull out the pistol that was placed with the support flag, and send the assassin to God.

But it just so happens that this avenger is a person with supernatural abilities, and a person with very special abilities.

What's so special about it?His ability can neither output nor defend, he can neither control the field nor recover blood, whoever leads him in team battles is an idiot, a 24k pure blood waste.

But if his supernatural ability is used to make people die socially, it can be said that it is hopeless and disadvantageous, and it will cause hatred for the king.We must prioritize attacking the player with the taunt ability.

That's right, his supernatural ability is: to make people unconscious for half an hour.

What a simple and unpretentious name, its miraculous effect can be seen at a glance, and the "unconscious" and "sexual transformation" in it are even more magical strokes, which made even a weather-beaten old driver like me dumbfounded.

Sexual transformation is easy to understand. Although I didn't see the photo in Akutagawa-kun's hand, I was lucky enough to see the super-a brother Momiji and the Zhengtai version of Alice on the forum. Ms. Mori Ogai was forcibly mosaic because of the majesty of the leader. Can make up their own brains and make a hey hey evil laugh.

The key point is "unconsciousness", which simply means: once this friend's supernatural power is activated, the victim will spend half an hour unconsciously during this sexual transformation. I feel a little curious about the change in structure.

Except for the information left in the electronic device to confirm the tragedy, the parties involved will not be aware of it after the effect of the ability ends.

Therefore, this ingenious avenger not only successfully sneaked into the Hong Kong gangster organization, turned everyone present, took black material photos, but also left in a dashing manner, which can be described as a perfect revenge.

But he felt it wasn't enough!The essence of revenge should be to make the enemy feel pain and shame!They didn't find out what was going on, so wasn't he the only one immersed in the joy of lust?This will make him look stupid and Ah Q. If he doesn't do it, he wants to let the world feel his pain.

So this friend started his second revenge plan: he wanted to auction off the black materials of the high-level gangsters in Hong Kong, so that the whole of Yokohama could appreciate their ugliness!You can also earn a fortune to fill your household. What a perfect plan, there are no flaws!

The more I thought about it, the happier my brother took his precious photos to the tavern for a drink, and happened to meet an entrepreneur who had a close cooperation with Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.Entrepreneurs, you know, are all-round, as long as it doesn’t hurt his interests, he is happy to see his partners suffer. Even if he finds an enemy with evil intentions against Hong Kong gangsters sitting here, he can still drink with the other party as if nothing happened.

The two of them were sitting together drinking and drank a few glasses of spirits. My brother couldn't hold back his show off anymore, and secretly took out the photos to admire them.

As soon as he couldn't appreciate it, the entrepreneur sitting next to him accidentally caught a glimpse of the black-haired "girl" in the photo, and was stunned suddenly, instantly shocked.

"This, which lady is this? I have never seen such a beautiful woman before!" The entrepreneur was fascinated by the photo, "Look at her indifferent aura, look at her unique face without eyebrows, and look at her Unique highlight hair color - this must be God's gift for my wife, I'm totally in love!"

Dear friend: "...What are you talking about? Be sober, man!"

"I'm sober!" The entrepreneur waved his arms and said generously, "I've never been sober like now, my heart is calling me: she is my destined wife, and I met her just to meet her." Come to this city! Love, this intoxicating wine, I will do it first!"

"It's over, this person is crazy." My dear friend tried to snatch back his work, but the power of love is too great, the hand of the entrepreneur holding the photo is like the tip of a high-heeled shoe stuck in the drain, making people unable to pull it out. He could only grit his teeth and give up, and greeted the eight generations of ancestors of this new idiot in his heart.

"Don't go! You haven't told me who she is!" The entrepreneur grabbed the hand of the man who was trying to leave, and said earnestly, "I will propose marriage to the beauty tomorrow with a rose and a diamond ring, please show me a way .”

Hong Kong gangsters can't be beaten to death, and it's good to make them disgusting.With this in mind, my dear friend pretended to be reluctant and said, "Is this lady? You know her, the black evil dog of the port mafia."

"Isn't he a man?" The entrepreneur was shocked, and looked down at the photo in his hand. The charming girl once again conquered Yangou's heart. The power of love blinded his eyes, and he suddenly realized, " That's it, I understand, it must be very difficult for a girl to get along in the mafia organization. In order to avoid sexual-harassment-harassment by the boss, I can completely understand that a woman disguises herself as a man, and I will not discriminate against her! "

Although, his boss looks better than him.Forget it, we have to be considerate of the disabled, after all they are blind.

"It's good that you can understand, she will definitely be moved by your heart, and make you embrace the beauty." My dear brother pretended to encourage him a few words, pulled his hand away and slipped away.

Let this ignorant Yangou fire the first shot of retaliation against Hong Kong gangsters for him!Borrowing a knife to kill people is superb, he is indeed a genius.

After seeing off the uninvited "matchmaker", the entrepreneur drank another bottle of Laobaigan, his blood was surging, and he immediately called his secretary to order 99 Damascus roses, which were airlifted to Yokohama as his sincerity for marriage proposal.

The next day, after waking up, the high-spirited middle-aged entrepreneur tried his best to put down his bulging beer belly in the mirror, showing a confident smile of the middle-aged man, holding the pigeon egg diamond ring and his Damascus rose, and set foot on the road to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. point of no return.

What is more unfortunate is that this entrepreneur has a lot of money, and he happened to be discussing important cooperation projects with Hong Kong and Heilongjiang recently, so he is qualified to meet directly with Mori Ogai.

The little girl at the front desk has never seen this kind of arrogance. When she heard that the other party came to propose marriage to the leader in order to marry a certain high-level Hong Kong gangster, she didn't dare to neglect her at all. She called Alice who was playing a dress-up game. Mori Ogai.

"Propose marriage?" Mori Ogai was rarely stunned, the high-level staff...could it be Mr. Hongye?Which guy is so brave and desperate?

For this courage to face death, Mori Ogai interviewed entrepreneurs.

Before the fat middle-aged man in front of him said the purpose of this trip, Mori Ogai thought he was already very courageous, but after hearing what he said, this man, who regarded the optimal solution as the only action plan, calmly For the first time, the mafia leader who had been cruel for most of his life wanted to go to the hospital to see the ear department.

Either he is deaf or this guy is dumb. All those words just now were auditory hallucinations, right?No way no way, who gave Yokohama a lowered head?Could it be that this is a sign of Dazai-kun's return, is the dementia in the world finally no longer covering up his sealed dark power?

"Sorry, what did you just say?" Mori Ogai looked at Ozaki Momiji who quietly opened the door of the leader's office and walked in, and the golden Yaksha who drew his sword, and asked the unaware entrepreneur again.

Please, it doesn't matter if you say you want to marry Mr. Hongye. For the sake of money, our doctors are on call 24 hours a day and will definitely save your last heartbeat.

"This is my life's request. Please marry Ms. Akutagawa Ryunosuke from your company to me! I will definitely spend all my family property to marry my daughter!" A big gift to Mori Owai, "I will treat her well, please help us!"

The half-drawn sword of the golden Yasha froze in place, Koyo Ozaki opened his mouth in an O shape for the first time regardless of the image, and Alice on the side laughed out loud while clutching her stomach.

Damascus roses transported by air were blocked at the main entrance of Hong Kong Hei, and the flowers were full of flowers and fragrant. Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was about to enter the Hong Kong Hei Building, covered his mouth and coughed twice, his face was very ugly, "Who brought the flowers? It is as poisonous as the sea breeze."

"Akuta, Akutagawa-senpai." The sister at the front desk greeted Akutagawa cautiously and in surprise, seeing him nod indifferently as usual and then quickly log in to the forum to post.

"Senior Akutagawa Comes to Work When do you think he will realize that he has been proposed?" ! "

"Supplement: I was still proposed by an old man who was as old as his father as a gift of roses and pigeon eggs. Do you bet?"Can our partner get out of the headquarters alive? "

Although it was difficult to live, thanks to the power of money, the entrepreneur was finally sent to the infirmary and ended his short-term love.Koyo Ozaki took the golden Yasha to chat about life with her collaborators, and left Mori Ogai alone to face the high-level mafia sex transfer photos left by entrepreneurs.

No one noticed it before, so naturally no one would review the surveillance video of an ordinary team building.But after the shocking bomb was dropped, Mori Ogai quickly contacted the person in charge of the hotel to copy the video, then destroyed the record, and visited Hong Kong Black Magic with Alice for half an hour.

"Alice is still the best girl." Mori Ogai sighed to the real Alice in the video, "Boys can't wear small skirts, it's simply heresy."

"Shut up, perverted Rintaro." Alice gloated, "The female version of Rintaro is much more pleasing to the eye than the current you."

"Why is this so~" Mori Ogai dragged out his tone, his eyes flicked over the figure on the video who was obviously not a member of Hong Kong gangsters, "It's really nerve-wracking, I haven't seen such a superpower before, this time it's us Dao."

The ability to make people unconsciously turn for half an hour is even more unspeakable than Schrödinger's [-]-year-old boy. Who doesn't want cool abilities, and we are helpless.

Even if there is no harm to the actual interests of Hong Kong gangsters, this person has provoked the face of the mafia and must not be tolerated.

"He took a lot of photos, and the gentleman got just one of them... I see, is that the idea?" Mori Ogai smiled meaningfully, "Release the news, Hong Kong black is lost An important member's profile—then, just wait for the good show to begin."

The hounds who heard the news will be willing to cooperate with this operation, and only they can wipe out all hostile organizations without any evidence and regardless of sympathy. This is the best solution in ethics, and there is nothing wrong with it. .

"It's just those photos, it's better to take them back." Mori Ogai stroked his bearded chin, "Although it doesn't matter, it has a disorganized face."

But, who is better to send?There can't be too many people, the hounds might take the opportunity to capture their people as well, the ones who can complete the task alone and be safe...Nakaya-kun?No, no, the land he shot was leveled, so there was no need to make such a big commotion.

"Then, the best choice is indeed Akutagawa-kun who was proposed." Mori Ogai rested his fingertips on his chin leisurely, glanced at the delicate roses on the ground of the building outside the window, endured and endured , still couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing.

"I hope Akutagawa-kun won't become angry and kill everyone... Yes, let him use this outfit for this mission." Mori Ogai clicked on the photo on the desktop, the soul of the costume matcher is out of place "How about a small black and white dress with a ponytail? I think it would suit Akutagawa-kun."

what will happenWhat can I do, the leader's order must be absolutely obeyed, the little skirt bought from Alice's favorite clothing store, because of the thin frame, it is not inconsistent with it, Akutagawa Ryunosuke asked his sister to fasten it for him with a stiff expression The belt on the back, with the mentality of "I'll kill you all when I finish the task", headed to the auction venue.

——then met me in the safekeeping room, lost a piece of black material and a piece of gossip, and the operation failed.

With relish, I made up the whole story through Akutagawa-kun's short narration and the discussion of the forum's group demon dance, combined with my powerful imagination. I can't wait to take out a handful of melon seeds and chat with him.

"I'm done talking, can I return the photo?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke coldly opened my hand on his weak shoulder. I looked at the pictures saved from the Hong Kong Black Forum on my phone, and generously handed me back loot.

After all, Akutagawa's task is to bring back all the photos. With his character who is not good at lying, he probably can't fool the old fox Mori Ogai. There is no need for him to bear the fault of failing the mission because of a photo.

"Akutagawa sauce~" I put my hands together and bowed my head abruptly to him, "This is my lifelong request, please take a photo with me!"

"I refuse!"

"Don't say that, I will send the group photo to Mr. Dazai." I raised my hand and swear, "I will also match the words, such as 'Akutagawa-kun has made a lot of progress and is able to complete the super-horrific infiltration mission independently', I can fill the entire chat box for you, what do you think?"

...He thinks it's good. If you can be praised by Mr. Dazai, what is women's clothing?

"Look here! Look at the camera!" I moved my position and gave up the C seat to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was on the same arm and foot. I happily compared a pair of scissors, "Eggplant!"

Click!The photo was frozen, I pasted a dreamy girly filter on it, kept my promise to Akutagawa-kun, and typed it all over, boasting that Akutagawa Ryunosuke is omnipotent in the world, boasting a brilliant morning glory all the way bah.

Click recipient, send!

Dazai Osamu, who was still walking alone with Kunikida on the road to the mission location, heard the "meowing sound" of a special reminder. Dazai Osamu wondered if Qianye missed him, so he sent a text message in secret. Acting coquettishly, she clicked on the text message in a happy mood.

Dazai Osamu glanced at Akutagawa's embarrassing compliments first, wondering if Akutagawa stole Qianye's phone to write such a long rainbow fart, and then thought that Akutagawa should not have such an IQ, so he swipe his finger , a photo of two young girls came into his eyes.

"Puff ha ha ha ha." On the street, Osamu Dazai laughed like a sand sculpture in an instant, with one hand resting on Kunikida Doppo's shoulder to keep his balance, and with the shaking of his body, he led Kunikida Doppo to shake wildly together, like two electrocuted people dancing on the street Furious, Kunikida Doppo broke his pen on the spot.

"That's enough, you bastard, what are you laughing at!" The serious and idealist man opened his voice angrily, and his voice startled the sparrows in the forest.

"I, I think of happy things hahaha!"

The author has something to say: Zai: I have received professional training, no matter how funny it is, I can’t laugh... Puff hahahahahaha (laughing to the point of dementia in the world)