lend me to you
Chapter 1: 54 (1)
53 (visiting my house for the first time)
Parents welcome the big dog
In a flash, it was the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year. I told Big Dog that I hadn’t been home to see my parents for a long time. I wanted to go back to my hometown to see my parents during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday.
Big Dog said, "I want to go too."
I said, "Go, my parents will surely welcome you."
Big Dog said, "I'm telling the truth."
I said, "What I said is also true."
The big dog thought I was joking: "I really mean it."
At this time, I realized that the big dog didn't seem to be joking: "Aren't you going to work in those two days?"
The big dog said: "I can transfer with someone else, and I will go to work for him during the next vacation." It seems that the big dog really wants to go home with me to meet my parents.
I'm a little worried.In fact, these worries are nothing more than a guilty conscience. Even if it is a colleague in the unit, or just a person who is relatively easy to talk to, the family will not say anything.
I tried to calm myself down.I said to the big dog, "Do you want to see your in-laws?"
The big dog said: "Yes. An ugly daughter-in-law has to see her parents-in-law. This time I will go all out."
"You have risked it all, but I haven't risked it yet." I said.
"I'm going, I'm going." Usually I act like a baby in front of the big dog, but this time he acted like a baby in front of me.
I have promised Big Dog to go to my hometown in my heart.But I didn't say it out of my mouth.I said, "You're gone, how do you call my parents? Don't you just call out when you enter the door, Dad, Mom, I see you are here."
Hearing what I said, the big dog immediately laughed: "In that case, it would be strange not to scare your parents out on the spot."
"What are your parents? Just based on what you just said, I won't let you go." I said sternly.
"Yes, yes, my parents. Is it okay if I'm wrong? Please, let me go." The big dog began to act like a baby on the phone again.
"Okay then, for the sake of correcting your mistakes, I'll promise you." I said pretentiously.
"Hey! Go home and see your parents." I could feel the big dog jumping for joy.
My big dog and I are always like this. When someone begs someone, although the begged person has promised him something in his heart, he will not say it immediately, and he has to flirt for a while before agreeing.This may be called sentimental.
Of course, if the big dog comes to my house, I will not confess our relationship to my parents.Actually, no, no, no.Never.But there is also a problem. It depends on whether my wife goes back with me. If the wife wants to go back, the big dog will definitely not be able to go.Because I told my wife about me and Big Dog, my wife always wanted to find a chance to see who Big Dog really is, and made me love him so much.It's just that I didn't give my wife such a chance.If they did meet, the consequences would be disastrous.
I told Big Dog that I would go back to my hometown first. If my wife didn’t follow, I would call him as soon as I got home and ask him to drive to our town the next day, and then I would pick him up in the town.The reason why I couldn't go back with the big dog was because I was afraid that he and his wife would crash into a car.What if the wife said no before going back, and she said she would go when it was time to leave?However, it is unlikely that my wife and I will go back to our house together. First, she doesn’t like to go to our house, saying that our house’s conditions are not good, it’s inconvenient to wash, and I’m not used to eating; time.Even if I want her to go, she has no time to go.However, even so, it is better to think carefully about the problem.In order to avoid a situation at that time, it will be difficult to handle.
On the morning of the Dragon Boat Festival, I deliberately said to my wife: "Let's go, let's go back together." Hearing what I said, my wife felt a little angry: "You don't know that I have to go to work, you can just take your son back." Although the wife said I was a little angry, but I was very happy when I heard it. I simply packed up, took the things I bought for my parents, led my son, and strode out of the house.
Soon after getting into the car, the son fell asleep in the car.Taking this opportunity, I called the big dog: "Hello! What are you doing?" I had a strange tone again.
As soon as the big dog heard my tone of voice, he knew that his wife did not go back with me: "Are you in the car? Where is the little puppy?"
I said: "The little dog is sleeping, you should go to bed early tonight, and come up early tomorrow morning." Then, I told the big dog carefully again, teaching him how to ride a car.
The big dog said excitedly: "Okay, sir, you are welcome!"
When I got home, it was almost noon, and my parents hadn't seen their grandson for almost half a year. When they saw their son, their eyes lit up.The mother hugged her son in her arms, and affectionately called him by his nickname, enjoying the rare family happiness.My father also hurriedly took the gifts he bought for them from me, saying that he was tired from the car ride, so he went to wash it quickly.Before, my father had never been so polite to me. Since I joined the army, my father's attitude towards me has taken a 180-degree turn.Maybe he thinks I have grown up and can no longer treat me like a child.After all, I am also a father.Indeed, you should be more polite to me.Ha ha.
While I was having lunch, Big Dog called me again.This call was deliberately arranged by us, and it was to be made in front of my father.The big dog said on the phone: "Have you returned to your hometown? I'm bored at home alone during the holidays. I want to come to your hometown for two days?"
"Okay, okay, welcome, it's just that the conditions in our hometown are poor, so don't dislike it." I was half joking about the big dog, and half was serious.The conditions in our hometown are indeed not good. The two old people live in the countryside, and they don’t like to clean up. The house is very messy, and most people are not used to it.
"If it's there, it's good to have a place to go. Then I'll come over tomorrow." Big Dog said.
I said: "Okay, you go to our county by car first, and then go to the north station of the county to take a car to our town. You can ask the driver. It is in a place called Dagou. Call me in advance so that I can come to the town to pick you up." you."
In fact, we have already said these words in advance, but we just repeated them in front of our parents.This is purely acting in front of the parents.
Hanging up the phone, I said to my parents: "When I was in the army, I knew a friend who had been divorced long ago. His daughter lived with his wife. He was on vacation. He was alone at home and wanted to come to our countryside to have fun."
My parents are kind people. After hearing what I said, they said in unison: "Call him to come and play." My father also told my mother: "After dinner, go upstairs and take one of the cured pig's feet and stew it well." I will entertain guests tomorrow." The mother said again: "You can entertain guests with a cured pig's foot, so don't be idle. After eating, go and kill that big rooster, and cook it together tomorrow to entertain guests." Mother also said Before finishing speaking, the father got up to serve the meal, and the mother said: "Don't rush to serve the meal. You can call your daughter in a while and ask her to bring the child over tomorrow, saying that my brother has brought the child back and will accompany them." Play for a few days."
The father said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, listen to you."
The conversation between my parents warmed my heart.You must know that in our countryside, only the best guests can eat cured pig feet and home-raised native chicken.
After lunch, the parents were busy driving away.Since the child has never seen a chicken slaughtered in the countryside, when his father kills a chicken, the son always follows his father around, and asks this and that question from time to time, which makes the father "haha" laughing out loud.
At night, when my son fell asleep, I made out with the big dog on the phone for a while before going to sleep.It was only because of the excitement in my heart that I fell asleep very late, but woke up early the next day.
While I was still having breakfast, the big dog called me and told me he was off.From our hometown to the town, it takes more than an hour to walk, and nearly half an hour by car.I didn't want to go early and wait in the town, so I chose to walk to the town to pick up the big dog.That day, the big dog ride was surprisingly smooth. Before I reached the town, he told me that he had got off the car.When I arrived in town, he was already waiting there.
During the Dragon Boat Festival, the weather has begun to heat up.On that day, the big dog was wearing a black and white striped T-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and a pair of brown casual leather shoes. He looked very fashionable. The small town is striking.The two of us walked arm in arm on the road in the middle of the town, attracting a lot of attention along the way, and even some merchants stopped what they were doing, looked at us fixedly, and gave us a salute until we walked far away.
My sister's house is just next to the town.I called her when I went to pick up the big dog, and she asked me to pick up the big dog, and take her two children away with her. She has to deal with some things at home, and then she will come.We called two motorcycles, the big dog took a child, and I took a child.The motorbike driver is very familiar with the mountain roads, and he drove very fast. It only took more than 20 minutes to arrive at us.
The motorcycle I was riding led the way, and I saw my home just after turning over a mountain.My parents heard the sound of motorcycles and both came to the side of the road to pick us up.Maybe it's because of nervousness, the big dog was a little overwhelmed when he saw my parents.I hurried forward and introduced to my parents that this is Teacher An, a friend of mine who plays very well.In fact, it's not just playing well, it's my lifelong partner.
The father is a person who has seen the world, and immediately stepped forward to hold the big dog's hand: "Welcome!" But the mother kept saying: "Come in and sit in the house!"
As soon as the big dog came in, my father’s words almost stunned me. He said, “Brother, sit down wherever you want.” It is a brother.It's just that this time the father's address is inappropriate, this person can't be called a brother, at most he can only be called a teacher out of courtesy.Because, this brother is my most beloved person.Although, the age is only not much younger than the father, but the seniority is the younger generation.
The mother was still very polite: "Mr. An, our rural conditions are poor, and there are dust everywhere. Don't dislike me."
What my mother said made the big dog not know what to say. I touched him lightly from behind, and then he said to his parents: "The countryside is much better than the city, the air is better, and the people are better." You almost didn't die in a hurry, can't you say something else?For example, the air in the countryside is of course better than that in the city. If the people are not good, can you be so warmly welcomed?
My mother also said to me: "Mr. An is tired from walking, go get him a basin of water to wash his face." Normally, I would be too lazy to move, so I have to wash my face by myself.But now my mother ordered, I gave the big dog a hard look, and went into the house to pour water for him.I handed the water to the big dog to wash his face, he was proud, and whispered to me: "Yes, I will serve me like this in the future." I squatted next to him and whispered: "Dream, today is a special day The situation, you have to wrong me."
To be honest, I am willing to serve the big dog.As long as there is a chance, let me serve him tea and water every day.
After washing, the big dog came to the edge of the courtyard dam and saw that my house was surrounded by green woods, and many unknown birds were singing happily in the woods. He suddenly raised his hands above his head and pointed to the blue sky: "Wow , So beautiful! It’s simply heaven on earth.”
The scenery of my hometown is indeed beautiful. Because it is located in a mountainous area, the vegetation is good, and there are lush greenery everywhere. When the breeze blows, the air is mixed with the fragrance of soil, which is refreshing.There are trees all around my house. From a distance, I don’t know that there are other people inside. When I get closer, I only know that there are people living in the dense woods after a barking of dogs.
The children were chasing and playing in the courtyard dam, and the big dog and I were standing on the edge of the courtyard dam, enjoying this rare leisure time.Suddenly, the big dog said in surprise: "Look!" I looked in the direction the big dog pointed, and it turned out that a pair of squirrels were jumping up and down on a tall cypress tree, chasing and playing, very happy.
This is also worth the fuss, squirrels are too common in our mountains.But the big dog is rare. He insisted that I get the camera and take pictures of the two squirrels on the tree.However, when I took the camera out of the house, the two squirrels ran to the top of the cypress tree and could not come down.The big dog blamed me for taking the time to take the camera, but I didn't take it seriously: "What's so good about squirrels, if you want to take pictures, you can take pictures of people." After speaking, he posed in a very exaggerated pose.But the big dog didn't even bother to look at me, and walked lightly in another direction with the camera in hand.
I was about to go forward and pull the big dog to take a picture of me, but the big dog turned around and pressed the ring finger on its mouth vertically, motioning for me to keep quiet.It turned out that on the tree on the other side of him, a cuckoo flew over at an unknown time and was singing there.When the big dog was holding up the camera and was about to take a picture, I said loudly on purpose: "What's so good about this?"
When the cuckoo heard what I said, it made a "puchi" and flew away.This made the big dog angry, he held up the camera, and chased me and beat me up.I stopped suddenly, and put my ring finger on my lips, signaling him to speak softly, and then pointed to the tall and big locust tree in front of the door for him to see.The big dog looked in the direction I pointed, and said involuntarily: "Wow!" I motioned him again: "Be careful, you will be scared away again."
A beautiful "Tartar chicken" resting on a locust tree. "Tartar chicken" is actually a male pheasant.Because the feathers on its tail are very long, dragging behind, a bit like a big whip on a woman's head (we call the whip Tartar in our hometown), so it is called "Tartar chicken".There is a row of tall green bandages on the top of the tartar chicken, like a crown on its head, showing its nobility and elegance; the belly feathers are wine red, which looks special in the sun Magnificent; the feathers on the back and wings are brown-green, mixed with a small part of red, which is extremely warm and romantic; the long tail feathers are black, but the feather tips are white, which is really beautiful.
The big dog hurriedly raised the camera, and kept pressing the shutter with "click click", and the "Tartar chicken" kept changing the angle on the tree, combing its feathers, as if it was cooperating with the big dog, so that Big Dog is excited.
Afterwards, I took the big dog for a walk in the woods around the house, and the big dog said: "The place where you live is so beautiful, it is simply a 5A-level scenic spot." I know that the big dog said a bit exaggerated .However, the place where I live is indeed beautiful.Not only is it beautiful, but the climate is also good, especially in summer, it is cool and pleasant, and there is no need to blow fans, let alone air conditioners.The big dog hadn't turned around enough, but he heard our mother calling us to eat.I walked back with the big dog, and said: "If it is summer, after the rain, we can still go up the mountain to pick up mushrooms." "Really?" The big dog was so excited.
"I lied to you as a puppy." I said.
"You are my little dog." After the big dog finished speaking, he saw that there was no one around, and kissed me on the face.
The big dog also said: "Next time you come, you must bring a hammock. You can only hang it on a tree and have a good sleep in the woods, and your trip will be worthwhile."
When eating at noon, my father asked the big dog: "Brother, should I drink liquor or beer?" Our house has enough wine, and my father brewed two jars of liquor and put a dozen pieces of beer under the stairwell.It's just that I want to laugh when my dad calls Big Dog "bro."But the big dog answered very naturally: "Uncle, I will drink some white wine."
I know that Big Dog seldom drinks beer. He said that after drinking beer, his stomach feels swollen and uncomfortable.The big dog called his father "Uncle" because of me.When I was young, I called my father "Uncle" and never called "Dad".The reason for calling it this way is that it is called "changing the mouth" in rural areas. It is said that children will have less pain when they are young, which means that they hope that children can grow up healthily.
When the big dog called "Uncle," my father was pouring the wine.He looked up at the big dog and said, "Then let's all drink white wine." After pouring the wine, his father held up the glass and said, "Come on brother, welcome to our house, I'll toast you." , We are so messed up in this life.I couldn't help it any longer, and laughed out loud.When I laughed, my father and the big dog laughed inexplicably.They focused their attention on me at the same time, and I quickly found an excuse, saying that the child was naughty, which is really funny.
When the big dog saw that his father wanted to toast his wine, he immediately stood up: "Thank you uncle, I'm toasting you with this glass of wine."
Seeing this scene, I quickly raised my wine glass: "I'll be with you."
Father said: "Okay, okay, done!" After finishing speaking, he was about to drink the wine in the glass.Seeing this, the younger sister immediately stopped her and said, "Drink slowly." The father didn't drink the glass of wine.The boldness of my father immediately calmed down the big dog. He looked at me blankly and didn't know what to do.Originally, he was going to drink slowly, but when he saw his father being so passionate, he had no choice but to drink it up with him, but he was a little embarrassed, so he didn't know what to do and looked at me.
I said to the big dog: "Let's all drink slowly." The big dog took a sip of courtesy and just sat down.
As soon as the big dog sat down, the mother put a large piece of bacon's foot into the big dog's bowl.Serving dishes to guests is the highest hospitality etiquette in rural areas.The big dog grew up in the city. He didn't understand these things, and he was about to take out the food that his mother was holding. I immediately pressed his hand: "You have to eat this piece of meat. This is the master's gift to you." Come here to express my warmest welcome.” My mother also said beside me: “Eat quickly, the food is not good, it is not a respect.” In fact, these are all polite words, and the dishes on the table are all for hospitality.In the eyes of parents, those who are good friends with their sons are the most honored guests.
We ate and drank wine, and the big dog saw that his mother hadn't served the table yet, so he greeted: "Auntie, you can eat too." It must be called "Auntie".In fact, I'm really worried that he will follow me and call me my mother, also called mom.It is estimated that when he called like this, the dish in my mother's hand would definitely fall to the ground.
My mother said: "Let's eat, there is nothing good to entertain, and there is nothing delicious in the countryside, so you can just make do with it, don't be disgusted." Mother always speaks very politely.The dishes my mother cooks are really good. If you are in the city, it is no wonder that a table does not sell for 600 yuan.That's all a treasure.
Since I have to invite my uncle and uncle to dinner at night, I have to help my sister.The reason why it is said is to help the younger sister, not the mother.Because my sister is very filial to my parents. Whenever we go home, she will not let my mother cook. Even if she is married, she still cooks for my parents when I go home.Entertaining relatives for dinner is of course no exception.It's just that there are two tables with multiple people eating at night, and my sister will definitely not be able to keep busy by herself.So, I have to give her a hand.The big dog also came to the kitchen and offered to do something.My sister knew that he was my good friend, so she arranged some things for him politely.Seeing the big dog and us busy up and down in the kitchen, my mother was a little embarrassed: "Mr. An, our kitchen is not dark, you should go outside and play, don't get your clothes dirty."
"It's okay, I'm a hardworking person, and I can't be idle by nature." The big dog's words made us all laugh.His mother even praised him: "Mr. An, you are so kind. Many people from the city are not used to living in our countryside. They say that the countryside is dirty and there is no place to set foot."
The big dog is very good at making mother happy: "Auntie, your family's conditions are so good, I will live here and never leave."
"Yes, you can live as long as you want." Mother was also very happy.The children and grandchildren are all back, and they brought back such a good guest. There is no reason for the mother to be unhappy.I almost forgot to mention that the big dog bought a lot of gifts for my parents. My mother was very grateful for those good gifts, and said to me in private: "Mr. An is really willing to buy so many expensive ones. Things, when you leave, you should bring him something, do you want to bring him two native chickens and some bacon."
Now native chicken and bacon are considered very good things, but my mother still feels that they can’t get them out, saying that they are all raised by themselves, which is nothing new, and I don’t know if the big dog likes it or not.Really, the mother is giving everything she has, and she really regards the big dog as a very honored guest.
Uncle B teases the big dog
While we were busy making dinner in the house, my two uncles and aunts, as well as a large group of their grandchildren, had already arrived at my house.I was going to see my relatives again, and the big dog felt awkward.I said, "Go, let me introduce my relatives to you."
After hearing what I said, the big dog had no choice but to put down what he was doing, and obediently followed me outside.No matter how much older the big dog is than me, if he is with me, his seniority has to be equal to mine, so according to the relationship of seniority, I have to introduce the younger ones to the older ones first.I said to the two uncles: "This is Mr. An, my best friend who plays tricks." Then I introduced my two uncles to Big Dog one by one.
My two uncles were very interested in seeing such a fair and elegant city man, and they took the initiative to start a family routine with the big dog.The big uncle asked the big dog: "Mr. An, how old are you this year?" The big dog said, "51."
At this time, the little aunt who was on the side interjected. She pointed to my little uncle and said, "Look at him, the one who has been with you for a year looks much younger than you."
The little uncle smiled "hehe": "People in the city eat well and play well, so of course they look younger than our countryside." The little uncle also joked: "Mr. An, come to our countryside to plant crops for a few days , I will go to your city to play for a few days, and I promise to look as white and fat as you."
Not allowing the big dog to talk, the eldest aunt took the conversation again, and she teased the younger uncle: "Don't talk about going to the city to play for a few days, even if you go to the city to play for a year or so, you won't be as tall as Teacher An." Good-looking, not to mention other things, just based on the hair on the head, Teacher An's looks better than yours."
What the aunt said made everyone laugh "haha".Although the little uncle was born in the same year as the big dog, he does look old. The hair on his head has almost fallen out, and the top is shaved, making him a shadow.
Usually, it is rare for an outsider to come in the village, so everyone likes to talk to the big dog.It is said that the big dog treats people easily and does not have the airs of the people in the city.
Hmph, he dares to put on airs for me.Although I was also born in the countryside, if he puts on airs for me, I will divorce him.Ha ha.
My relatives think Big Dog is a decent person, not just because he is decent.More importantly, they think that I am a very promising person in our village, and I am considered a decent person in the village now.Of course, decent people associate with decent people.What strange logic is this.In short, they all like big dogs.This is far from my wife.
Rural people are always curious about city people and have many questions.The big uncle asked the big dog: "Why didn't you bring your wife to play in our countryside?" In order to appear more educated, the big uncle used the word "madam" here.Just to make me sound a little nonchalant.In fact, there is not much difference between speaking in the city and in the countryside.Sometimes, the big dog speaks more rudely than me, and relatives praise him so much.
The big dog replied truthfully: "My wife and I divorced a long time ago, and now we live alone." If it was in the city, everyone would definitely feel very embarrassed.But in the countryside, there are not so many worries.On the contrary, my second uncle teased Big Dog again: "Brother, can I introduce a village girl to you?" I didn't expect my second uncle to also call Big Dog "brother". messed up.
As soon as the second uncle finished speaking, other relatives believed it was true, and said, "I don't like people in the city, so I like rural people?" But the big dog said: "Nowadays, many urban people like rural people, and I also like them." I like rural people very much, and when looking for a partner, I also look for rural people specifically, rural people are simple and honest, and they don’t have a heart.”
I knew that the big dog was talking to me, so I gave him a look from the side, and he smiled badly.Of course, his smirk is only felt by me.
The second uncle said: "Is this person sure that Teacher An likes it?"
"Who is that?" Uncle, aunt, and the others asked in unison.
The second uncle sold another trick: "This person is far away in the sky, but close in front of me." The second uncle's words made my ears turn red and my back go numb.Did he see the relationship between me and the big dog?It can't be so magical.Even if he saw it, he shouldn't just say it like this.
"Hurry up, Erchong." Because the second uncle liked to make fun of others in the village, everyone called him Erchong.
Before the second uncle could speak, he laughed himself first, and said while laughing, "It's the tree plum in Yanshuiping."
"If you want, then ask Uncle Er to talk about the matchmaker. According to the rules of your village, I will give you a big pig's head to thank the matchmaker." The big dog said with a smile.
It's just that when the big dog said this, the people in the yard were already laughing so hard that I almost fell to the ground.The two aunts scolded the second uncle while laughing: "You bastards are killed by God, you all don't make Shumei up to be a wife!"
Everyone laughed so hard that Big Dog was confused, and he asked me inexplicably: "What are they laughing at?"
I was so laughing that I couldn't speak, and then my father smiled and said to the big dog: "Mr. An, don't believe our second brother. He is joking with you. Shumei is from our village." A crazy woman who often runs around the village naked, don't you dare?"
In fact, it wouldn't be so funny if it was another person.And the contrast between the tree plum and the big dog is so great, so everyone finds it funny.
Hearing what his father said, Da Gougou smiled embarrassedly: "Forget it, I still dare not want such a woman." The two uncles were afraid that Da Gougou would be angry, so they stopped their laughter immediately, and said to Dagou The dog said: "Mr. An, don't mind, we like to joke around in the countryside, trying to be poor and happy." Fortunately, my two uncles didn't call the big dog "brother", otherwise the big dog would really be me elders.
After hearing what the two uncles said, the big dog said: "No, as long as everyone is happy."
After dinner, uncle and the others went home.When I sent my uncle and the others back, the uncle said to me and the dog: "You come to our house tomorrow morning to play, and have dinner at our house at noon." The aunt also said to us again and again: "Don't leave tomorrow. Come down early with Teacher An, it’s rare to come back once, and you must have dinner at our house before leaving.” Uncle and his family live below us, only five or six minutes away, very close.
At night, the big dog stays with my family and talks for a long time before going to bed.The night in the mountain village is surprisingly quiet, and the big dog likes this quiet feeling very much.Originally, my son wanted to sleep in the same bed with me.But in order to accompany the big dog, I had to put my son to sleep first, and then transfer to my father's bed.When we were going to bed, the big dog took out a bottle of essential oil from the bag and sprinkled it on the bed.I told him before that there are many cats and dogs in our house, and there are fleas, and essential oils can kill insects.As soon as I got into bed, the big dog hugged me tightly. At this time, there is no need to communicate with words, but a hug and a long kiss are enough to show how much we love each other.
Because it is not convenient at home.Neither of us entered each other's bodies that night.He ate mine.I ate his too.After we were done, we lay side by side on the bed again and talked for a long time.He said he liked our family atmosphere.When talking about the family atmosphere, he talked about Lan Ning again.While talking about Lan Ning, he also explained to me that there was no other meaning, the main purpose was to highlight how deep our family's family ties are.He said that when he went to Lan Ning's house, Lan Ning's sister was working in the field on the side of the road, but his sister just greeted Lan Ning briefly, and stopped talking. How light.But our family is different. There are dozens of people talking and laughing, which is really enviable.
Even in our house, the big dog never forgets to take care of me.At night, when it was cooler, he would quietly take out a piece of clothing from his bag and put it on for me, which made my parents say that I was wrong: "Look at you, if you don't find clothes for Teacher An, Instead, he came to find you clothes." After getting up in the morning, he would still squeeze out toothpaste for me and apply something nourishing to my skin on my face.Since I don't like that, I don't know what those things are called.But the big dog had to smear it on me, so I had to let him.It's just that our actions were all seen by my sister and remembered in my heart.But she didn't say anything.She is a smart person.Ha ha.
Since I was going to my uncle's house for dinner the next day, Zhang Luo didn't need to have lunch, so my parents decided to go to the opposite mountain to do some farm work before going.However, they told me and the big dog to go to my uncle's house to play first.But we didn't do it, we had to go up the mountain to work with our parents.The parents readily agreed.So under the leadership of my parents, I, my big dog, my son, my sister and his two children, a total of eight people walked to the opposite mountain in a mighty way, which made the villagers envious. When meeting people in the village, they would say to their parents: "Your family is so popular today!" At that moment, the parents were the happiest.
The sun in May shines brightly on the hills, but our hometown has a good climate, not hot at all, and very comfortable.Looking from the hill opposite my house, behind our house is a large crop field with green corn seedlings growing in it, and beside the crop field is a large area of green woods, with no yellow land to be seen.In a year, the scenery in my hometown is the most beautiful in this season.
So beautiful.The big dog took out the camera, stood on a rock in the middle of my land, and asked me to take pictures of him in various poses. He said he would show it to his parents and sisters when he went back, and he was so envious of them.The big dog also took many labor scenes for the parents, which made the parents very happy.The three children were also burrowing in the cornfield, asking the big dog to take pictures of them.
I had dinner at my uncle's house at noon, and as soon as I got off the table, my second cousin came over to say hello: "Don't go back in the afternoon, and have dinner at my house tonight." After playing at my uncle's house for a while at noon, I took the big dog again After climbing several mountains, in a cave with people behind us, we couldn't help ourselves, and couldn't help doing things like cloud and rain.The big dog said: "The sky is the tent, and the ground is the bed. It's so comfortable!"
After dinner at my second cousin's house in the evening, my uncle and my aunt let me and the big dog live in their house, saying that the next morning my little cousin would invite our family to dinner again.In fact, not only the little cousin wanted to invite us to dinner, but also the little uncle, the eldest cousin, and the third cousin all invited us to dinner, but we only had three days off, and the whole family couldn't afford one meal.Since we were going back to the city on the third day, we didn’t intend to eat at those relatives’ homes anymore, but we couldn’t push it away. No matter what, we still had breakfast at my little cousin’s house on the day of returning to the city. .
Before leaving, those relatives who hadn’t gone to dinner insisted on keeping us, let us take a leave of absence from the unit, play at home for an extra day, and go to their house to eat before leaving.Those relatives of mine have been so kind to me and my family.
The three-day holiday is coming soon.We had to say goodbye to our families and go back to work in the city.Before leaving home, mother
Parents welcome the big dog
In a flash, it was the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year. I told Big Dog that I hadn’t been home to see my parents for a long time. I wanted to go back to my hometown to see my parents during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday.
Big Dog said, "I want to go too."
I said, "Go, my parents will surely welcome you."
Big Dog said, "I'm telling the truth."
I said, "What I said is also true."
The big dog thought I was joking: "I really mean it."
At this time, I realized that the big dog didn't seem to be joking: "Aren't you going to work in those two days?"
The big dog said: "I can transfer with someone else, and I will go to work for him during the next vacation." It seems that the big dog really wants to go home with me to meet my parents.
I'm a little worried.In fact, these worries are nothing more than a guilty conscience. Even if it is a colleague in the unit, or just a person who is relatively easy to talk to, the family will not say anything.
I tried to calm myself down.I said to the big dog, "Do you want to see your in-laws?"
The big dog said: "Yes. An ugly daughter-in-law has to see her parents-in-law. This time I will go all out."
"You have risked it all, but I haven't risked it yet." I said.
"I'm going, I'm going." Usually I act like a baby in front of the big dog, but this time he acted like a baby in front of me.
I have promised Big Dog to go to my hometown in my heart.But I didn't say it out of my mouth.I said, "You're gone, how do you call my parents? Don't you just call out when you enter the door, Dad, Mom, I see you are here."
Hearing what I said, the big dog immediately laughed: "In that case, it would be strange not to scare your parents out on the spot."
"What are your parents? Just based on what you just said, I won't let you go." I said sternly.
"Yes, yes, my parents. Is it okay if I'm wrong? Please, let me go." The big dog began to act like a baby on the phone again.
"Okay then, for the sake of correcting your mistakes, I'll promise you." I said pretentiously.
"Hey! Go home and see your parents." I could feel the big dog jumping for joy.
My big dog and I are always like this. When someone begs someone, although the begged person has promised him something in his heart, he will not say it immediately, and he has to flirt for a while before agreeing.This may be called sentimental.
Of course, if the big dog comes to my house, I will not confess our relationship to my parents.Actually, no, no, no.Never.But there is also a problem. It depends on whether my wife goes back with me. If the wife wants to go back, the big dog will definitely not be able to go.Because I told my wife about me and Big Dog, my wife always wanted to find a chance to see who Big Dog really is, and made me love him so much.It's just that I didn't give my wife such a chance.If they did meet, the consequences would be disastrous.
I told Big Dog that I would go back to my hometown first. If my wife didn’t follow, I would call him as soon as I got home and ask him to drive to our town the next day, and then I would pick him up in the town.The reason why I couldn't go back with the big dog was because I was afraid that he and his wife would crash into a car.What if the wife said no before going back, and she said she would go when it was time to leave?However, it is unlikely that my wife and I will go back to our house together. First, she doesn’t like to go to our house, saying that our house’s conditions are not good, it’s inconvenient to wash, and I’m not used to eating; time.Even if I want her to go, she has no time to go.However, even so, it is better to think carefully about the problem.In order to avoid a situation at that time, it will be difficult to handle.
On the morning of the Dragon Boat Festival, I deliberately said to my wife: "Let's go, let's go back together." Hearing what I said, my wife felt a little angry: "You don't know that I have to go to work, you can just take your son back." Although the wife said I was a little angry, but I was very happy when I heard it. I simply packed up, took the things I bought for my parents, led my son, and strode out of the house.
Soon after getting into the car, the son fell asleep in the car.Taking this opportunity, I called the big dog: "Hello! What are you doing?" I had a strange tone again.
As soon as the big dog heard my tone of voice, he knew that his wife did not go back with me: "Are you in the car? Where is the little puppy?"
I said: "The little dog is sleeping, you should go to bed early tonight, and come up early tomorrow morning." Then, I told the big dog carefully again, teaching him how to ride a car.
The big dog said excitedly: "Okay, sir, you are welcome!"
When I got home, it was almost noon, and my parents hadn't seen their grandson for almost half a year. When they saw their son, their eyes lit up.The mother hugged her son in her arms, and affectionately called him by his nickname, enjoying the rare family happiness.My father also hurriedly took the gifts he bought for them from me, saying that he was tired from the car ride, so he went to wash it quickly.Before, my father had never been so polite to me. Since I joined the army, my father's attitude towards me has taken a 180-degree turn.Maybe he thinks I have grown up and can no longer treat me like a child.After all, I am also a father.Indeed, you should be more polite to me.Ha ha.
While I was having lunch, Big Dog called me again.This call was deliberately arranged by us, and it was to be made in front of my father.The big dog said on the phone: "Have you returned to your hometown? I'm bored at home alone during the holidays. I want to come to your hometown for two days?"
"Okay, okay, welcome, it's just that the conditions in our hometown are poor, so don't dislike it." I was half joking about the big dog, and half was serious.The conditions in our hometown are indeed not good. The two old people live in the countryside, and they don’t like to clean up. The house is very messy, and most people are not used to it.
"If it's there, it's good to have a place to go. Then I'll come over tomorrow." Big Dog said.
I said: "Okay, you go to our county by car first, and then go to the north station of the county to take a car to our town. You can ask the driver. It is in a place called Dagou. Call me in advance so that I can come to the town to pick you up." you."
In fact, we have already said these words in advance, but we just repeated them in front of our parents.This is purely acting in front of the parents.
Hanging up the phone, I said to my parents: "When I was in the army, I knew a friend who had been divorced long ago. His daughter lived with his wife. He was on vacation. He was alone at home and wanted to come to our countryside to have fun."
My parents are kind people. After hearing what I said, they said in unison: "Call him to come and play." My father also told my mother: "After dinner, go upstairs and take one of the cured pig's feet and stew it well." I will entertain guests tomorrow." The mother said again: "You can entertain guests with a cured pig's foot, so don't be idle. After eating, go and kill that big rooster, and cook it together tomorrow to entertain guests." Mother also said Before finishing speaking, the father got up to serve the meal, and the mother said: "Don't rush to serve the meal. You can call your daughter in a while and ask her to bring the child over tomorrow, saying that my brother has brought the child back and will accompany them." Play for a few days."
The father said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, listen to you."
The conversation between my parents warmed my heart.You must know that in our countryside, only the best guests can eat cured pig feet and home-raised native chicken.
After lunch, the parents were busy driving away.Since the child has never seen a chicken slaughtered in the countryside, when his father kills a chicken, the son always follows his father around, and asks this and that question from time to time, which makes the father "haha" laughing out loud.
At night, when my son fell asleep, I made out with the big dog on the phone for a while before going to sleep.It was only because of the excitement in my heart that I fell asleep very late, but woke up early the next day.
While I was still having breakfast, the big dog called me and told me he was off.From our hometown to the town, it takes more than an hour to walk, and nearly half an hour by car.I didn't want to go early and wait in the town, so I chose to walk to the town to pick up the big dog.That day, the big dog ride was surprisingly smooth. Before I reached the town, he told me that he had got off the car.When I arrived in town, he was already waiting there.
During the Dragon Boat Festival, the weather has begun to heat up.On that day, the big dog was wearing a black and white striped T-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and a pair of brown casual leather shoes. He looked very fashionable. The small town is striking.The two of us walked arm in arm on the road in the middle of the town, attracting a lot of attention along the way, and even some merchants stopped what they were doing, looked at us fixedly, and gave us a salute until we walked far away.
My sister's house is just next to the town.I called her when I went to pick up the big dog, and she asked me to pick up the big dog, and take her two children away with her. She has to deal with some things at home, and then she will come.We called two motorcycles, the big dog took a child, and I took a child.The motorbike driver is very familiar with the mountain roads, and he drove very fast. It only took more than 20 minutes to arrive at us.
The motorcycle I was riding led the way, and I saw my home just after turning over a mountain.My parents heard the sound of motorcycles and both came to the side of the road to pick us up.Maybe it's because of nervousness, the big dog was a little overwhelmed when he saw my parents.I hurried forward and introduced to my parents that this is Teacher An, a friend of mine who plays very well.In fact, it's not just playing well, it's my lifelong partner.
The father is a person who has seen the world, and immediately stepped forward to hold the big dog's hand: "Welcome!" But the mother kept saying: "Come in and sit in the house!"
As soon as the big dog came in, my father’s words almost stunned me. He said, “Brother, sit down wherever you want.” It is a brother.It's just that this time the father's address is inappropriate, this person can't be called a brother, at most he can only be called a teacher out of courtesy.Because, this brother is my most beloved person.Although, the age is only not much younger than the father, but the seniority is the younger generation.
The mother was still very polite: "Mr. An, our rural conditions are poor, and there are dust everywhere. Don't dislike me."
What my mother said made the big dog not know what to say. I touched him lightly from behind, and then he said to his parents: "The countryside is much better than the city, the air is better, and the people are better." You almost didn't die in a hurry, can't you say something else?For example, the air in the countryside is of course better than that in the city. If the people are not good, can you be so warmly welcomed?
My mother also said to me: "Mr. An is tired from walking, go get him a basin of water to wash his face." Normally, I would be too lazy to move, so I have to wash my face by myself.But now my mother ordered, I gave the big dog a hard look, and went into the house to pour water for him.I handed the water to the big dog to wash his face, he was proud, and whispered to me: "Yes, I will serve me like this in the future." I squatted next to him and whispered: "Dream, today is a special day The situation, you have to wrong me."
To be honest, I am willing to serve the big dog.As long as there is a chance, let me serve him tea and water every day.
After washing, the big dog came to the edge of the courtyard dam and saw that my house was surrounded by green woods, and many unknown birds were singing happily in the woods. He suddenly raised his hands above his head and pointed to the blue sky: "Wow , So beautiful! It’s simply heaven on earth.”
The scenery of my hometown is indeed beautiful. Because it is located in a mountainous area, the vegetation is good, and there are lush greenery everywhere. When the breeze blows, the air is mixed with the fragrance of soil, which is refreshing.There are trees all around my house. From a distance, I don’t know that there are other people inside. When I get closer, I only know that there are people living in the dense woods after a barking of dogs.
The children were chasing and playing in the courtyard dam, and the big dog and I were standing on the edge of the courtyard dam, enjoying this rare leisure time.Suddenly, the big dog said in surprise: "Look!" I looked in the direction the big dog pointed, and it turned out that a pair of squirrels were jumping up and down on a tall cypress tree, chasing and playing, very happy.
This is also worth the fuss, squirrels are too common in our mountains.But the big dog is rare. He insisted that I get the camera and take pictures of the two squirrels on the tree.However, when I took the camera out of the house, the two squirrels ran to the top of the cypress tree and could not come down.The big dog blamed me for taking the time to take the camera, but I didn't take it seriously: "What's so good about squirrels, if you want to take pictures, you can take pictures of people." After speaking, he posed in a very exaggerated pose.But the big dog didn't even bother to look at me, and walked lightly in another direction with the camera in hand.
I was about to go forward and pull the big dog to take a picture of me, but the big dog turned around and pressed the ring finger on its mouth vertically, motioning for me to keep quiet.It turned out that on the tree on the other side of him, a cuckoo flew over at an unknown time and was singing there.When the big dog was holding up the camera and was about to take a picture, I said loudly on purpose: "What's so good about this?"
When the cuckoo heard what I said, it made a "puchi" and flew away.This made the big dog angry, he held up the camera, and chased me and beat me up.I stopped suddenly, and put my ring finger on my lips, signaling him to speak softly, and then pointed to the tall and big locust tree in front of the door for him to see.The big dog looked in the direction I pointed, and said involuntarily: "Wow!" I motioned him again: "Be careful, you will be scared away again."
A beautiful "Tartar chicken" resting on a locust tree. "Tartar chicken" is actually a male pheasant.Because the feathers on its tail are very long, dragging behind, a bit like a big whip on a woman's head (we call the whip Tartar in our hometown), so it is called "Tartar chicken".There is a row of tall green bandages on the top of the tartar chicken, like a crown on its head, showing its nobility and elegance; the belly feathers are wine red, which looks special in the sun Magnificent; the feathers on the back and wings are brown-green, mixed with a small part of red, which is extremely warm and romantic; the long tail feathers are black, but the feather tips are white, which is really beautiful.
The big dog hurriedly raised the camera, and kept pressing the shutter with "click click", and the "Tartar chicken" kept changing the angle on the tree, combing its feathers, as if it was cooperating with the big dog, so that Big Dog is excited.
Afterwards, I took the big dog for a walk in the woods around the house, and the big dog said: "The place where you live is so beautiful, it is simply a 5A-level scenic spot." I know that the big dog said a bit exaggerated .However, the place where I live is indeed beautiful.Not only is it beautiful, but the climate is also good, especially in summer, it is cool and pleasant, and there is no need to blow fans, let alone air conditioners.The big dog hadn't turned around enough, but he heard our mother calling us to eat.I walked back with the big dog, and said: "If it is summer, after the rain, we can still go up the mountain to pick up mushrooms." "Really?" The big dog was so excited.
"I lied to you as a puppy." I said.
"You are my little dog." After the big dog finished speaking, he saw that there was no one around, and kissed me on the face.
The big dog also said: "Next time you come, you must bring a hammock. You can only hang it on a tree and have a good sleep in the woods, and your trip will be worthwhile."
When eating at noon, my father asked the big dog: "Brother, should I drink liquor or beer?" Our house has enough wine, and my father brewed two jars of liquor and put a dozen pieces of beer under the stairwell.It's just that I want to laugh when my dad calls Big Dog "bro."But the big dog answered very naturally: "Uncle, I will drink some white wine."
I know that Big Dog seldom drinks beer. He said that after drinking beer, his stomach feels swollen and uncomfortable.The big dog called his father "Uncle" because of me.When I was young, I called my father "Uncle" and never called "Dad".The reason for calling it this way is that it is called "changing the mouth" in rural areas. It is said that children will have less pain when they are young, which means that they hope that children can grow up healthily.
When the big dog called "Uncle," my father was pouring the wine.He looked up at the big dog and said, "Then let's all drink white wine." After pouring the wine, his father held up the glass and said, "Come on brother, welcome to our house, I'll toast you." , We are so messed up in this life.I couldn't help it any longer, and laughed out loud.When I laughed, my father and the big dog laughed inexplicably.They focused their attention on me at the same time, and I quickly found an excuse, saying that the child was naughty, which is really funny.
When the big dog saw that his father wanted to toast his wine, he immediately stood up: "Thank you uncle, I'm toasting you with this glass of wine."
Seeing this scene, I quickly raised my wine glass: "I'll be with you."
Father said: "Okay, okay, done!" After finishing speaking, he was about to drink the wine in the glass.Seeing this, the younger sister immediately stopped her and said, "Drink slowly." The father didn't drink the glass of wine.The boldness of my father immediately calmed down the big dog. He looked at me blankly and didn't know what to do.Originally, he was going to drink slowly, but when he saw his father being so passionate, he had no choice but to drink it up with him, but he was a little embarrassed, so he didn't know what to do and looked at me.
I said to the big dog: "Let's all drink slowly." The big dog took a sip of courtesy and just sat down.
As soon as the big dog sat down, the mother put a large piece of bacon's foot into the big dog's bowl.Serving dishes to guests is the highest hospitality etiquette in rural areas.The big dog grew up in the city. He didn't understand these things, and he was about to take out the food that his mother was holding. I immediately pressed his hand: "You have to eat this piece of meat. This is the master's gift to you." Come here to express my warmest welcome.” My mother also said beside me: “Eat quickly, the food is not good, it is not a respect.” In fact, these are all polite words, and the dishes on the table are all for hospitality.In the eyes of parents, those who are good friends with their sons are the most honored guests.
We ate and drank wine, and the big dog saw that his mother hadn't served the table yet, so he greeted: "Auntie, you can eat too." It must be called "Auntie".In fact, I'm really worried that he will follow me and call me my mother, also called mom.It is estimated that when he called like this, the dish in my mother's hand would definitely fall to the ground.
My mother said: "Let's eat, there is nothing good to entertain, and there is nothing delicious in the countryside, so you can just make do with it, don't be disgusted." Mother always speaks very politely.The dishes my mother cooks are really good. If you are in the city, it is no wonder that a table does not sell for 600 yuan.That's all a treasure.
Since I have to invite my uncle and uncle to dinner at night, I have to help my sister.The reason why it is said is to help the younger sister, not the mother.Because my sister is very filial to my parents. Whenever we go home, she will not let my mother cook. Even if she is married, she still cooks for my parents when I go home.Entertaining relatives for dinner is of course no exception.It's just that there are two tables with multiple people eating at night, and my sister will definitely not be able to keep busy by herself.So, I have to give her a hand.The big dog also came to the kitchen and offered to do something.My sister knew that he was my good friend, so she arranged some things for him politely.Seeing the big dog and us busy up and down in the kitchen, my mother was a little embarrassed: "Mr. An, our kitchen is not dark, you should go outside and play, don't get your clothes dirty."
"It's okay, I'm a hardworking person, and I can't be idle by nature." The big dog's words made us all laugh.His mother even praised him: "Mr. An, you are so kind. Many people from the city are not used to living in our countryside. They say that the countryside is dirty and there is no place to set foot."
The big dog is very good at making mother happy: "Auntie, your family's conditions are so good, I will live here and never leave."
"Yes, you can live as long as you want." Mother was also very happy.The children and grandchildren are all back, and they brought back such a good guest. There is no reason for the mother to be unhappy.I almost forgot to mention that the big dog bought a lot of gifts for my parents. My mother was very grateful for those good gifts, and said to me in private: "Mr. An is really willing to buy so many expensive ones. Things, when you leave, you should bring him something, do you want to bring him two native chickens and some bacon."
Now native chicken and bacon are considered very good things, but my mother still feels that they can’t get them out, saying that they are all raised by themselves, which is nothing new, and I don’t know if the big dog likes it or not.Really, the mother is giving everything she has, and she really regards the big dog as a very honored guest.
Uncle B teases the big dog
While we were busy making dinner in the house, my two uncles and aunts, as well as a large group of their grandchildren, had already arrived at my house.I was going to see my relatives again, and the big dog felt awkward.I said, "Go, let me introduce my relatives to you."
After hearing what I said, the big dog had no choice but to put down what he was doing, and obediently followed me outside.No matter how much older the big dog is than me, if he is with me, his seniority has to be equal to mine, so according to the relationship of seniority, I have to introduce the younger ones to the older ones first.I said to the two uncles: "This is Mr. An, my best friend who plays tricks." Then I introduced my two uncles to Big Dog one by one.
My two uncles were very interested in seeing such a fair and elegant city man, and they took the initiative to start a family routine with the big dog.The big uncle asked the big dog: "Mr. An, how old are you this year?" The big dog said, "51."
At this time, the little aunt who was on the side interjected. She pointed to my little uncle and said, "Look at him, the one who has been with you for a year looks much younger than you."
The little uncle smiled "hehe": "People in the city eat well and play well, so of course they look younger than our countryside." The little uncle also joked: "Mr. An, come to our countryside to plant crops for a few days , I will go to your city to play for a few days, and I promise to look as white and fat as you."
Not allowing the big dog to talk, the eldest aunt took the conversation again, and she teased the younger uncle: "Don't talk about going to the city to play for a few days, even if you go to the city to play for a year or so, you won't be as tall as Teacher An." Good-looking, not to mention other things, just based on the hair on the head, Teacher An's looks better than yours."
What the aunt said made everyone laugh "haha".Although the little uncle was born in the same year as the big dog, he does look old. The hair on his head has almost fallen out, and the top is shaved, making him a shadow.
Usually, it is rare for an outsider to come in the village, so everyone likes to talk to the big dog.It is said that the big dog treats people easily and does not have the airs of the people in the city.
Hmph, he dares to put on airs for me.Although I was also born in the countryside, if he puts on airs for me, I will divorce him.Ha ha.
My relatives think Big Dog is a decent person, not just because he is decent.More importantly, they think that I am a very promising person in our village, and I am considered a decent person in the village now.Of course, decent people associate with decent people.What strange logic is this.In short, they all like big dogs.This is far from my wife.
Rural people are always curious about city people and have many questions.The big uncle asked the big dog: "Why didn't you bring your wife to play in our countryside?" In order to appear more educated, the big uncle used the word "madam" here.Just to make me sound a little nonchalant.In fact, there is not much difference between speaking in the city and in the countryside.Sometimes, the big dog speaks more rudely than me, and relatives praise him so much.
The big dog replied truthfully: "My wife and I divorced a long time ago, and now we live alone." If it was in the city, everyone would definitely feel very embarrassed.But in the countryside, there are not so many worries.On the contrary, my second uncle teased Big Dog again: "Brother, can I introduce a village girl to you?" I didn't expect my second uncle to also call Big Dog "brother". messed up.
As soon as the second uncle finished speaking, other relatives believed it was true, and said, "I don't like people in the city, so I like rural people?" But the big dog said: "Nowadays, many urban people like rural people, and I also like them." I like rural people very much, and when looking for a partner, I also look for rural people specifically, rural people are simple and honest, and they don’t have a heart.”
I knew that the big dog was talking to me, so I gave him a look from the side, and he smiled badly.Of course, his smirk is only felt by me.
The second uncle said: "Is this person sure that Teacher An likes it?"
"Who is that?" Uncle, aunt, and the others asked in unison.
The second uncle sold another trick: "This person is far away in the sky, but close in front of me." The second uncle's words made my ears turn red and my back go numb.Did he see the relationship between me and the big dog?It can't be so magical.Even if he saw it, he shouldn't just say it like this.
"Hurry up, Erchong." Because the second uncle liked to make fun of others in the village, everyone called him Erchong.
Before the second uncle could speak, he laughed himself first, and said while laughing, "It's the tree plum in Yanshuiping."
"If you want, then ask Uncle Er to talk about the matchmaker. According to the rules of your village, I will give you a big pig's head to thank the matchmaker." The big dog said with a smile.
It's just that when the big dog said this, the people in the yard were already laughing so hard that I almost fell to the ground.The two aunts scolded the second uncle while laughing: "You bastards are killed by God, you all don't make Shumei up to be a wife!"
Everyone laughed so hard that Big Dog was confused, and he asked me inexplicably: "What are they laughing at?"
I was so laughing that I couldn't speak, and then my father smiled and said to the big dog: "Mr. An, don't believe our second brother. He is joking with you. Shumei is from our village." A crazy woman who often runs around the village naked, don't you dare?"
In fact, it wouldn't be so funny if it was another person.And the contrast between the tree plum and the big dog is so great, so everyone finds it funny.
Hearing what his father said, Da Gougou smiled embarrassedly: "Forget it, I still dare not want such a woman." The two uncles were afraid that Da Gougou would be angry, so they stopped their laughter immediately, and said to Dagou The dog said: "Mr. An, don't mind, we like to joke around in the countryside, trying to be poor and happy." Fortunately, my two uncles didn't call the big dog "brother", otherwise the big dog would really be me elders.
After hearing what the two uncles said, the big dog said: "No, as long as everyone is happy."
After dinner, uncle and the others went home.When I sent my uncle and the others back, the uncle said to me and the dog: "You come to our house tomorrow morning to play, and have dinner at our house at noon." The aunt also said to us again and again: "Don't leave tomorrow. Come down early with Teacher An, it’s rare to come back once, and you must have dinner at our house before leaving.” Uncle and his family live below us, only five or six minutes away, very close.
At night, the big dog stays with my family and talks for a long time before going to bed.The night in the mountain village is surprisingly quiet, and the big dog likes this quiet feeling very much.Originally, my son wanted to sleep in the same bed with me.But in order to accompany the big dog, I had to put my son to sleep first, and then transfer to my father's bed.When we were going to bed, the big dog took out a bottle of essential oil from the bag and sprinkled it on the bed.I told him before that there are many cats and dogs in our house, and there are fleas, and essential oils can kill insects.As soon as I got into bed, the big dog hugged me tightly. At this time, there is no need to communicate with words, but a hug and a long kiss are enough to show how much we love each other.
Because it is not convenient at home.Neither of us entered each other's bodies that night.He ate mine.I ate his too.After we were done, we lay side by side on the bed again and talked for a long time.He said he liked our family atmosphere.When talking about the family atmosphere, he talked about Lan Ning again.While talking about Lan Ning, he also explained to me that there was no other meaning, the main purpose was to highlight how deep our family's family ties are.He said that when he went to Lan Ning's house, Lan Ning's sister was working in the field on the side of the road, but his sister just greeted Lan Ning briefly, and stopped talking. How light.But our family is different. There are dozens of people talking and laughing, which is really enviable.
Even in our house, the big dog never forgets to take care of me.At night, when it was cooler, he would quietly take out a piece of clothing from his bag and put it on for me, which made my parents say that I was wrong: "Look at you, if you don't find clothes for Teacher An, Instead, he came to find you clothes." After getting up in the morning, he would still squeeze out toothpaste for me and apply something nourishing to my skin on my face.Since I don't like that, I don't know what those things are called.But the big dog had to smear it on me, so I had to let him.It's just that our actions were all seen by my sister and remembered in my heart.But she didn't say anything.She is a smart person.Ha ha.
Since I was going to my uncle's house for dinner the next day, Zhang Luo didn't need to have lunch, so my parents decided to go to the opposite mountain to do some farm work before going.However, they told me and the big dog to go to my uncle's house to play first.But we didn't do it, we had to go up the mountain to work with our parents.The parents readily agreed.So under the leadership of my parents, I, my big dog, my son, my sister and his two children, a total of eight people walked to the opposite mountain in a mighty way, which made the villagers envious. When meeting people in the village, they would say to their parents: "Your family is so popular today!" At that moment, the parents were the happiest.
The sun in May shines brightly on the hills, but our hometown has a good climate, not hot at all, and very comfortable.Looking from the hill opposite my house, behind our house is a large crop field with green corn seedlings growing in it, and beside the crop field is a large area of green woods, with no yellow land to be seen.In a year, the scenery in my hometown is the most beautiful in this season.
So beautiful.The big dog took out the camera, stood on a rock in the middle of my land, and asked me to take pictures of him in various poses. He said he would show it to his parents and sisters when he went back, and he was so envious of them.The big dog also took many labor scenes for the parents, which made the parents very happy.The three children were also burrowing in the cornfield, asking the big dog to take pictures of them.
I had dinner at my uncle's house at noon, and as soon as I got off the table, my second cousin came over to say hello: "Don't go back in the afternoon, and have dinner at my house tonight." After playing at my uncle's house for a while at noon, I took the big dog again After climbing several mountains, in a cave with people behind us, we couldn't help ourselves, and couldn't help doing things like cloud and rain.The big dog said: "The sky is the tent, and the ground is the bed. It's so comfortable!"
After dinner at my second cousin's house in the evening, my uncle and my aunt let me and the big dog live in their house, saying that the next morning my little cousin would invite our family to dinner again.In fact, not only the little cousin wanted to invite us to dinner, but also the little uncle, the eldest cousin, and the third cousin all invited us to dinner, but we only had three days off, and the whole family couldn't afford one meal.Since we were going back to the city on the third day, we didn’t intend to eat at those relatives’ homes anymore, but we couldn’t push it away. No matter what, we still had breakfast at my little cousin’s house on the day of returning to the city. .
Before leaving, those relatives who hadn’t gone to dinner insisted on keeping us, let us take a leave of absence from the unit, play at home for an extra day, and go to their house to eat before leaving.Those relatives of mine have been so kind to me and my family.
The three-day holiday is coming soon.We had to say goodbye to our families and go back to work in the city.Before leaving home, mother
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