On how to prevent the president from skipping work

He is a prosecutor, relying on the constant shuttle between planes to maintain an inexhaustible life, tossing and turning in the vast universe, with no end in sight.He had always understood that once such journeys ceased, the frozen life would begin to melt, flow, die.

Thousands of years of loneliness, insight into the world as a bystander.Every world is just a play in his eyes, and the love-hate entanglements of those lovers in the play have nothing to do with him. He conscientiously fulfills his duties, destroys, fulfills, laughs at, envies...but he is always just A supporting role that no one cares about.

He has died in the hail of bullets, and he has also survived in the boundless disaster. He has walked the darkest and roughest road, and he has also climbed the never-ending limit peak.Bleeding and crying can only lick the wound alone, and give the light to those lucky characters.He is a passing guest, briefly followed by oblivion.

After retiring from the military with scars all over his body and a heart almost numb to joy, honor and disgrace, he thought he would spend the rest of his life in a remote corner of the universe, but an emergency dispatch caused waves in his life.That person and that thing, vivid and lovely, reckless, tugged the rusty heartstrings, and added color to his barren world.

He could have made his heart like a rock, but that person only had a short and limited few decades. His eyes stopped for you in the vast crowd, and he fell in love with you with the determination and courage like a moth to a flame. Such a person If you have a lover, you should live up to it.

How fortunate that I, who have been alone for thousands of years, did not end up in a barren land sadly, but was able to be with you and grow old together.

On the sixth floor of the serviced apartment, there lived two men who were the only residents on this floor.

Two big Benzes, one black and one silver, squatted side by side in the parking lot. Today I will drive and tomorrow you will drive. Anyway, I don’t take two cars.

After four months, the Rising Sun Building was finally completed.Assistant He, who was separated and ruled, finally returned to the central government with the strong men from the R&D department.

The building has a total of eight floors and is circular. In the center is a patio and a small pool has been dug. Each floor can be seen from the windowsill of the office.There are koi carps in the pond. When Qi Yongxu and He Ling are bored, they often carry a piece of bread and run to feed the fish. They raise them to be round and round, and they are not afraid of people at all. They just reach out and bite.On rainy days, the rain falls in the koi pond, tinkling, and the red fish swim and play, which is very beautiful.

Mr. Qi, the winner of life, embraced his assistant at that time, pointed to the koi pond vigorously and said, "Aiqing, I will share this wonderful country with you!!" Turning his head, he pointed to the office building, and said, "Three thousand in the harem, I only I love you alone!"

Someone in the upstairs office looked over, and He Ling pressed President Qi's waving arm, admonishing him bluntly: "Your Majesty seems to be in good spirits, is it because I didn't take care of you last night?"

Qi Yongxu touched his nose, walked into the office building first, turned his head and gave He Ling a wink, and said, "Let's go to the office to discuss this issue."

It is worth mentioning that the partition wall of the president's office in the new building was replaced with an opaque acrylic wall filled with composite materials with good sound insulation performance. The door is also closed during working hours, and no one is allowed to enter without knocking.This is the new rule of Rising Sun. Every new employee must read silently three times and keep it in mind when he joins the job.

As for why?no one knows.Some people speculated that it was because the company went public, the value of the presidents increased, and the office had too many commercial secrets.

However, every time this topic was brought up, Manager Lu from the securities department would scoff at it. He seemed to know something inside, but he never said anything.

On the right hand side of the president's office is the securities department, and on the left side is a wall more than four meters thick. He paid special attention to it when he went to the president's office to report on his work.

But he saw that there was a closed door at the back of the president's office, with "President's Lounge" written on it.

What does this mean?Manager Lu, who is possessed by Conan, took everyone to do a multiplication with elementary school arithmetic. It is four meters wide and eight meters deep, and the president's lounge is 32 square meters.

It's like a mini house.If you have the heart, it is more than enough to put the bathroom, bed, and wardrobe in.Oh, by the way, the bed here refers to a double bed.

——Assist if you have something to do, and be an assistant if you have nothing to do.Hunjun, you can do it.

In fact, if you want to say how narrow-minded Manager Lu is, it's not true, it's just that Mr. Qi just talks about it when he's in a relationship, and every time he sees him, he pries open his mouth and stuffs dog food into it.He Ling is in charge of the securities department. He is his immediate boss. When he goes to the office and closes the door to talk to people about work, you always stare at me from the side. Do you think it's annoying?

Manager Lu is very depressed. The reason why he hasn’t resigned is purely because the salary paid by Xuri is so high, the atmosphere in the company is so good, his immediate boss, Assistant He, is so reliable, and although the president’s style is very problematic and his own I hated seeing each other, but I didn't give him small shoes at work...

Thinking of this, when he saw a box of handmade cookies next to Assistant He's desk, Lu Fengqiu's eyes lit up, and he approached it maliciously, begging for two pieces under Mr. Qi's fiery gaze, and finished the work report contentedly.

Humph, tsk tsk, I'm so mad at you... Damn, this cookie is too delicious... It's too short again!What a mistake.

After receiving the work documents from Assistant He, he saw the extra ring on the other's left ring finger at a glance. Manager Lu was slightly taken aback, and subconsciously looked at Qi Yongxu, who had the same style of men's pair of rings on the man's left hand.

He blinked, and Qi Yongxu's slander had subsided a bit.

These two people...really, it seems that they have achieved a positive result.

Later, two inconspicuous figures appeared in the Novice Village on a certain server of Rising Sun's flagship online game "Nirvana".

He Ling steered the Level 1 Little Mage to the city center, and saw a novice knight in ragged clothes, holding a wooden shield standing there looking around.

"Let's go, fight monsters." Qi Yongxu said, manipulating the mouse, making a hug and kiss gesture.

The two rookie male accounts clicked fiercely.

Within a few days, Zhang Baiqian, head of the R&D department, was called to the office by the president.

The legendary wise and mighty President Qi frowned, and discussed the game with the young minister sincerely: "In our game, players can get married after reaching level 30. It would be a great thing, but look, only men and women can marry each other." Marriage? What time is it, and you still engage in sexism?"

Minister Zhang wiped his sweat: "This..."

"You know how to do it!" Qi Yongxu made a decision.

...he really didn't know what to do.Minister Zhang floated out of the CEO's office with his mind full of lawsuits. The poor IT man who was engaged in technology had been thinking hard for a long time, but he couldn't understand the real intention of the CEO. In other words, he subconsciously let his straight and straight thinking avoid the terrible truth.Later, Assistant He couldn't see it, and pointed out a clear way for him:

"Just change the marriage partner to not limited to men and women."

That's easy!Minister Zhang wiped off his sweat, rolled up his sleeves and started working.The minister personally went out to do a small patch, and the game patch was made before he got off work that afternoon.

Players throughout the game updated the game one after another, and when they went online again, they were stunned by the system news.

"Congratulations to player [Pector Broken Dashi] ♂ and player [Ding Ding Splitting Brick] ♂ tied the knot. As the first couple in Sunshine Sun Service, they will receive a [Beautiful Life Together Gift Pack (Couple Version)] and activate the [Heart Affinity Skill ( Husband version)], open [Cupid copy (husband version)], I wish the players a happy game."

The players burst into an uproar.

"Fuck me, men and women get married, am I right?"

"This is today's update? Who developed the game, don't leave after school!"

"This screen name is a fucking couple account? I don't read much, so don't fool me!"

Among the couple IDs of "cold hands, slightly red face", "men are not bad, women don't love" a couple with such a unique style of painting suddenly appeared. Players said that at this moment they just want to insert their own eyes.

At the same time, the R&D department was also very excited to pay attention to the game. Seeing that there were really two male accounts responding quickly, they immediately exploded, discussing this incredible thing excitedly.Only Minister Zhang stayed in the corner, shaking his hands and checking the IPs of the two male accounts with background permissions.Seeing that the IP indicated that the location was in the Sunrise Building, his vision immediately went dark.

...It seems that some terrible secret has been discovered, will Xiaosheng be silenced? !

Here, Qi Yongxu twitched his little finger, poured tens of thousands of dollars into the two accounts, and bought a lot of roses in the mall to brush them up.

[Pector Muscle Broken Dashi]: The wedding will be held on time at [-] o'clock tonight, everyone is welcome to come and watch the ceremony!Everyone present will get a red envelope!

"This prodigal thing!!" The players raised their middle fingers one after another, expressing their contempt.I made up my mind again, I must go to see how divine this pair of sky-defying gay guys are at night!

Later, [Pector Muscle Broken Dashi] and [Ding Ding Splits a Brick] were completely popular in "Nirvana".

They have money, a lot of money, and throw tens of thousands of dollars with a wave of their hands without blinking their eyes. The equipment grades in "Nirvana" are divided into white, green, blue, gold, and purple from low to high. The top-grade enhanced gems are full, wherever you go, the bright gay purple is all within a hundred meters!

They show off their affection, they show off their affection wherever they go, smashing equipment on the world channel, show off their affection to comfort each other when it explodes, show off their affection even more when they succeed!If you want to show off when you do a task, you should also show off in the next dungeon!It is said that the people who teamed up with them to play the dungeon later suffered from nervous stomach pain.

In other words, what exactly do they have, don’t they have?Um!They are shameless and have little online time, but once online, they will become the most beautiful scenery of Nirvana.

No one knows what kind of thing the players behind this pair of gays are, but the whole Nirvana has been spreading the legend of this pair of dogs...

The author has something to say: the main text is over, and tomorrow will be more special ^_^

For the judges who have been chasing here, I said nothing, tears streaming down my face!If you think I can still fall into your eyes, please collect me and abduct me! !