On how to prevent the president from skipping work

Mother Rong: Hey, I finally managed to catch you couple after the novel is over, how lucky you are!The following are a hundred compatibility questions, the two of you will take some time to satisfy everyone~

So, without further ado, let's get straight to the point.

1 May I have your name?

Qi: My full name is Qi Yongxu. The employees call me BOSS, the boss, and outsiders call me Mr. Qi. In front of my dear, my surname is Lao Minggong.

He Ling squinted at him, didn't speak, and murmured in his heart: It's obviously me who is called husband, okay?

Rong: He Ling, what is your name?

Qi Yongxu looked at Mammy with an expression of looking at an idiot.

He Ling: He Ling, just remember this name.

2 What is the age?

Qi Yongxu: Born in 87

He Ling: At the beginning of the story, I graduated from university, skipped a level, and figured it out myself.

Rong: Qi always belongs to the rabbit? (Damn, this is a bit cute...)

Qi Yongxu: You talk too much.

3 gender is?

Both of them raised their middle fingers to Mammy.

Rong: Convex!

4 What is your personality like?

Qi Yongxu: Suave and suave, strong and domineering, as harsh as winter to the outside world, but I am a little padded jacket inside.

He Ling turned her head and didn't want to look at him: I don't have much patience with people, it's true, but if someone is identified, I will give it my all.

5 The character of the other party?

Qi Yongxu: Damn, why is there such a wonderful person, she is the lover of my dreams, is everything good?

He Ling: Shameless, clingy, and a whim.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Qi & He: He Ling came to the company for an interview, in the conference room.

This is not controversial.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Qi Yongxu: Smart and capable, I feel that he will be a good assistant, and he is pleasing to the eye. The other interviewees are all old men in their [-]s and [-]s, and he is the most eye-catching.

He Ling: Sure enough... Generally speaking, the little shou's knees will weaken after seeing this.

Qi Yongxu was very surprised and proud: my dear, your legs were weak at that time!

He Ling asked back: Am I just an ordinary shou?Your ass itches?

Rong: Stop, stop, there are plenty of opportunities for you to play.

8 What do you like about each other?

Qi Yongxu: Super smart, good temperament, good taste, great personality, in short, a wonderful character that I have only seen in my life, anyway, I like everything, the more I look at it, the more I like it.

He Ling: Hmm... kinda damn cute.

Qi Yongxu looked aggrieved: How can you describe the cool me as cute?

He Ling pointed to Qi Yongxu and said to Rong: That's it!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Qi Yongxu (thinking hard): No.

He Ling: Anything annoying should not be hated in the eyes of a lover.

Rong: I accept this dog food with a smile.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Qi Yongxu: The first match in the universe.

He Ling: What is compatibility, can it be eaten?

11 What do you call each other?

Qi Yongxu: Honey, baby.

He Ling: You.

Qi Yongxu wailed loudly: No, no, this must be corrected!

He Ling embraced Qi Yongxu, breathed hot breath, and called out in his ear with a low smile: Husband.

Someone chirping, chirping, eating dog food: MLGB!

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

The paralyzed Qi Yongxu: I have no regrets in this life.

He Ling: Call me husband.The feeling of refreshing and refreshing is very refreshing.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Qi Yongxu: Leopard.

He Ling silently swallowed the "husky" and changed his words: lion, lion.

Qi Yongxu: Wow, I like this.

He Ling counted in detail: no production, lazy, stupid big guy.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Qi Yongxu: Do you want to hear me give you such an old-fashioned answer?Oh, it's a pity I'm already his.Of course, Baby is already mine (laughs).

He Ling spread his hands: We all know what we want, we never wrong ourselves, and we rarely fail to get what we want. Now we are very satisfied.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

The two concluded: the best gift should be long-term companionship.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Qi Yongxu: What I said reluctantly...Practicing boxing...But it can't be said that I am dissatisfied...It's just a little bit aggrieved...

He Ling: No, it's fine now.

17 What is your problem?

Qi Yongxu: Ever since I moved to a new office, I can't help it...

He Ling: Ever since I moved to a new office, I can't help it...

Rong: Director, next question.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Qi Yongxu: Every time he is done, he must be washed to wash off the smell I left on him.

He Ling: Every time I do well, not only I refuse to take a bath, but also prevent me from taking a bath. It's so sticky and uncomfortable.

Rong: You two are enough!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Qi Yongxu: To Wen Jinhao, talk about work with Manager Lu behind closed doors.

He Ling: It was agreed that the remote control will not be turned on, but it is not keeping promises.

Allow:? ? ?

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Qi Yongxu: Once I coaxed and tricked my baby to bring a... well, and then I was too bored during the meeting, so I turned on the remote control on the spur of the moment...

He Ling: I can't accept this. It doesn't matter how crazy you are at home, but you will make a fool of yourself outside.

Rong: (⊙o⊙) Oh...Qi Yongxu, how did you die later?

Qi Yongxu: Fucked to death in the president's lounge...

21 How far is your relationship?

Qi Yongxu: I have done everything that should be done, and I have done what should not be done. I belong to him and he belongs to me.

He Ling: I have done everything that should be done, and I have done what should not be done. I belong to him and he belongs to me now.

22 Where did two people first date?

Qi Yongxu: Restaurant, my dear, he came to the company not long ago, invite him to dinner.

He Ling: Company.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Qi Yongxu: He just ate there and didn't like to talk to me, so I couldn't help eating two more bowls of rice.

He Ling: That's it. He kept staring at me secretly, thinking that I didn't know.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Qi Yongxu: I have a crush on him, but he is indifferent.

He Ling: I'm busy with other things (going through the plot), so I don't have time to talk to him.

25 frequent date spots?

Qi & He: Company.

Rong: I convinced you.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Qi & He: If you don't go to work for a day, stay together, no matter what you do, stay together.

27 Which party confessed first?

Qi Yongxu: Of course it was me. I was not successful at the beginning, but the more frustrated I became, the more courageous I became, and finally I embraced the beauty.

He Ling: I didn't call at first, but I was gradually moved. After I figured it out, I accepted it.

Qi Yongxu: Hehehe, finally you know I'm alright.

28 How much do you like each other?

Qi Yongxu: There is a pair of people for a lifetime.

He Ling: To accompany you to the end of life.

29 So, do you love each other?

Qi & He: There shouldn't be any doubts.

Rong: Let me get a tuba first, because I can’t digest too much dog food.

After a few minutes--

Da Rong shook the water in both hands and sat back on the sofa, the two of them wiped their faces: shake your uncle's two lumps of iron, wait!

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Qi Yongxu: It doesn't matter what you say, just discharge me, and I can play with the princes.

He Ling: When playing a rascal, imagine a big man acting like a baby to me, what else can I do.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Qi Yongxu: I haven't thought about it... I don't think I will have competitors. I am so handsome and perfect.

He Ling: Don't remind me of his flirtatious problem.

Qi Yongxu: Woohoo, baby, I am loyal to you and will never change my heart.

Rong: Don't be fooled, tell me what you would do?

Qi Yongxu: Crying blind.

He Ling: ...Admit it.

Rong: Unexpectedly, both of them responded a bit weakly, don't they want revenge?

Qi & He: Let's put it this way, I pay for any of my choices, and if I encounter betrayal, I only blame myself for being blind.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Qi Yongxu: I think this problem is sick.No change of heart can be forgiven.

He Ling: I don't forgive you, because I can't go back. (Literally, all the widows have canceled their accounts from the chaotic world, okay?)

33 What if the other party is late for more than an hour for a date?

Qi Yongxu: This kind of question is called a trap to send points in the college entrance examination. It is waiting to see you recognize the trap and show your affection.

He Ling: Living together, working together, everything together, late?It's not uncommon for the two to be late together.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Qi Yongxu: Sexy all the time, especially when he glances at me with sharp and smiling eyes.

He Ling: Come on, I feel like being raped every minute we spend together.

Rong flipped through the interview script, wondering, she discovered a secret! (Ding! The end benefit of this book has appeared: What secret did Da Rong discover? Leave a message under this chapter to tell your answer, and you will get a red envelope from the author! The deadline is one week from today.)

Darong immediately hooked his hands to the director and reprimanded him: Look at you, how did you write the interview? ... blah blah (yes, that line is the clue!!)

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Qi & He: When kissing.We'd all rather kiss instead of talk.

37. Where do you like the other person's body most?

Qi Yongxu: Hehehe...

He Ling: All of them.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Qi & He: I feel the happiest when we are together.

39 Ever quarreled?

Qi Yongxu: Not really.

He Ling: Sometimes we would bicker, but never really.

40 What are the quarrels?

He Ling: Sometimes there are disagreements about work matters, but both of them have good intentions, so they stopped arguing after thinking about it.

Qi Yongxu: It turns out that most of them are...he is right.

How to reconcile after 41?

Qi Yongxu: After arguing in the conference room, I was already in the office by the time I got to the office.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Qi Yongxu: Of course, but to tell you secretly, I don't believe in reincarnation...

He Ling: After the death of this world, I will perish forever, without reincarnation, cherish the present.

Qi Yongxu: My dear, although a bit pessimistic, I like your last sentence.

43 When do you feel loved?

Qi Yongxu: When he helped me manage things up and down, inside and out.

He Ling: When you have the cheek to bully me, you still care about me when it's over.

44 What is your expression of love?

Qi Yongxu: Various ways, various postures, various timings and various places, I am a little expert in showing love.

He Ling: Look straight at people.Because the average person I am too lazy to be a bird.

45 When did you feel "he doesn't love me anymore"?

Qi & He: Get out!Nothing!

Rong: Is it easy for me...

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Qi Yongxu: Tulips.

He Ling: Does it have to be flowers?In fact, for Qi Yongxu, the first thing I think of is fir trees.

Rong: Why?

He Ling: It may be from a military family. He is very tall and straight when walking, standing, sitting or lying down.

Qi Yongxu couldn't help puffing out his chest, feeling secretly refreshed.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Qi and He looked at each other and looked away at the same time.

Rong: Well, this is a paradox.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Qi Yongxu: Low self-esteem?Are you kidding me.

He Ling: There is no strong or weak among us.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Qi Yongxu: Open to the public on a small scale.

He Ling: As far as I know, most companies basically know something about it.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Qi & He: Is the person who made the question mentally handicapped?

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