[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

"It's my birthday~"

"Today is my birthday~Today is my birthday~oh~"

"Gao Tianzun's birthday~ oh~ birthday of the greatest Gao Tianzun~"

Interstellar, Saka Star, colorful fireworks exploded over the arena, smoky.

Cheerful singing, loud treble...

Today's Saka Star still has a happy and festive day.

"boom!"

On the vast sky, colorful interstellar wormholes stick to the blue sky like dense bubbles.

From time to time, there are some weird mechanical parts (such as the wing escape pod of the spaceship), or strange life forms (such as the big man with blond hair and red cloak that just fell from the sky) falling...

There are two possible fates for these "garbage".

——Picked up or eaten by wandering homeless people on Saka.

Although the situation of being eaten is the majority, today's freshly baked blonde "garbage" has better luck.

Before being dismembered by the tramps, this strong, handsome, red-cloaked, fufu-looking outsider was first spotted by Scavenger No. 142 who passed by here.

"He's mine."

A honey-skinned, brown-haired woman — "Scavenger 142" Valkyrie — hiccups and says.

Drunkenly controlling the mecha, she blasted the tramps who got in the way into scum, and then, amidst the blond man's silly and fufu grateful smile, she fired electric shocks neatly, packed him up, and dragged him away.

In the high-speed flying mecha, the roar of the awakened "trophy" was faintly heard:

"Who are you? I am Thor, the god of thunder! The son of the great god-king Odin!"

"I must go back to Asgard!"

……

"Asgard, or Asgard?"

Beside the steaming hot spring, tinkling wine bottles were scattered all over the place.

A pair of fair, muscular calves faintly protruded from the heat.

"—Whatever it is, who came up with this crappy name? Loki's origins are as gay as himself."

The girl who spoke was lazily holding the wine bottle in one hand, while swinging her legs lazily.

The scalding water slid over her instep, without causing even a little redness and swelling on her skin.

——As if the temperature enough to boil an egg is fake.

In the vague mist, the girl's scarlet pupils looked like bewitching, shiny rubies, and in the blink of an eye, there was a mocking and sly gaze.

"Since that greasy-haired little prince fell to Saka two weeks ago, everyone likes him like a demon... hiccup."

Lifting up the huge wine bottle and gulping down more than half of it, the girl who was talking wiped her lips, flicked her black hair, and dropped the empty bottle to the shore of the hot spring, then patted her body with a thick "crack" "snap" sound.

"If you ask me, Loki is full of pretty lies besides his pretty face."

The part that she slapped vigorously twice was a thick green shoulder.

"Oh, smooth-talking man. He's just like Peter Quill!"

"I won't be fooled by this kind of person."

"What do you think? My cute and powerful little green fat?"

……

The steam from the hot spring dissipated, revealing the two figures soaking in it.

——To be precise, it was a big green man and a young girl sitting on the shoulders of the big green man.

The big man was bare-chested, and was in the water from the shoulders down, while the girl was neatly dressed, and the dark red combat uniform outlined a well-proportioned figure, with only a pair of calves dangling in the water, kicking and splashing.

A long arrow with a dark red edge pinned to her waist,

——The strange thing is that although she is wearing an arrow, she does not have a matching bow on her back.

"Hey! Xia Xia hates him, and Hulk hates him too!"

"Hulk is not a little green fat! Hulk is a big green fat! Hulk is a huge green fat!"

Hulk wrinkled his nose.

While stretching his hand into a fist and shaking it in mid-air, he pushed the girl sitting on his shoulder with the other hand to make her sit more stably.

"Loki is just a bug! A weak chicken god who was thrown around by Hulk!"

The girl nicknamed "Xia Xia"—Patricia Udonta—smiled contentedly.

She praised Hulk with an exaggerated aria: "Oh~oh~ my dear big green fat! That's great!"

"You are really Xia Xia's little sweetheart! Xia Xia's big honey!"

Her facial features are exquisite and deep, especially the pair of red eyes that represent a special bloodline and inherited the centaur surname "Udonta", making her face aggressive.

——This is a unique and unforgettable beauty. It is especially dazzling when the face is expressionless, just like the rare-race model on the cover of the semi-star monthly magazine "Interstellar Girl" that is popular in the universe, no matter from which angle you look at it They are full of high-end beauty.

But when she laughed...

The fair complexion had a creamy luster, two sharp canine teeth were exposed between the thin red lips, and the heavy black eyelashes lifted up with the smiling scarlet eyes, casting illusory shadows at the end of the eyes.

A sharp, narrow, inverted triangle-shaped oil paint starts from the middle of the lower eyelid of her left eye, and goes down long and vertically. The silver-blue pearlescent oil paint reflects the sunlight outside the window.

The contrast of scarlet and silver blue.

And arrogant, and cunning.

Patricia is like a bright and warm fire, without any haze, going forward indomitably, she can enjoy all the pursuit and love for granted and easily.

In fact, in Saka Star, and even the wider galaxy, she is a collection of thousands of favors.

because……

……

"who are you?"

Saka Star, Arena.

In the hall composed of various strange and bright colors of circles, circuit diagrams, triangles, and squares, the sound of drinks, music, and laughter are mixed together.

A middle-aged man wearing a glittering golden robe, a red and blue belt, and silver-white hair curled up from three directions sat on a blue-and-white throne.

He was obviously very satisfied with the newly arrived goods, and kindly asked where the "goods" came from.

"I am... the God of Thunder!"

In massive armor that accentuated his pecs and abs, Thor broke free from the magnetic handcuffs that bound his hands, roaring.

The man who asked the question: "Oh, like this, you mean the little electric spark on your fingertips? It's quite cute."

"By the way, let me introduce myself. I am Gao Tianzun, the creator and owner of Star Saka, the organizer of the supreme arena, and the person who will ~love~love~you the most in the future."

Rubbing his little hands, Gao Tianzun smiled naturally and sweetly.

——He has a silver-blue pearlescent oil paint on the lower eyelids and chin of each eye, which is the same texture as that on Patricia Udonta's face.

After listening to Gao Tianzun's self-introduction, Thor, the god of thunder, suddenly showed an expression... somewhere between "I actually ate shit" and "Should I spit it out or not".

……

"Oh, is it not good for me to say so bluntly to pet him?"

Before Lei Shen could respond to this, Gao Tianzun on the chair suddenly fidgeted and moved his buttocks.

He turned his head and asked the mighty and majestic female guard beside him: "My Xia Xia might skip my sweets because of this..."

"Let me tell you, she has been very vicious recently, and she must have reached the rebellious period of youth. I think my dear brother Collector should raise her for a while."

The mighty female guard: "..."

Gao Tianzun: "Why don't you speak?"

"Do you want to make her say what??"

A smiling voice suddenly came close to his scalp.

"Say how to send your dear Xia Xia away? My dear, dear, adoptive father?"

Gao Tianzun: "..."

If he turned his head at this moment, he would be able to see the same silver-blue stripe under Patricia's left eyelid.

But he didn't dare to turn his head at the moment.

Because it's just a millimeter in front of his eyeball...

A sharp, scarlet flying arrow is floating in the air in a way that absolutely defies physics.

Just wait for an order, and it can penetrate his skull.

:)

"Oh……"

"You have to know that my favorite will always be you, sweetheart~"

"Just like your Uncle Tiwan (The Collector)."

The desire to survive made Gao Tianzun stretch out his finger quietly, moved the tip of the arrow slightly to the side, and smiled dryly.

"So can you get your arrow back where it should be?"

"By the way, why didn't I hear you whistle just now?"

Patricia rolled her eyes.

"Hey~"

She pursed her lips slightly, and blew a short whistle. The flying arrow flew back to her waist like a living thing in an instant, and the tail of the arrow left a conspicuous red glow in the air.

Gao Tianzun, who was alive and kicking in an instant, said, "Hey!"

"Speaking of..." Patricia put one hand on Gao Tianzun's shoulder and sniffled, "Why does the hall smell like burnt bread?"

"Oh this." Gao Tianzun rubbed his little hands again, "I just executed a traitor here, oh it was a certain cousin of mine, you know, with a melting stick, so there is still a puddle on the ground..."

He first pointed to the orange scepter in the hand of the mighty and majestic female guard, and then pointed to the ground with the tip of his toe wearing golden flip-flops.

——There was a puddle of silver-gray unknown liquid on the ground, and it was impossible to tell that it was a person.

Patricia pinched her nose in disgust, and quickly sat sideways on the handle of the throne.

Wow, I don't want to touch the ground anymore.

Smelly.

……

"yeah!!!!!!"

The lively electronic music was suddenly overwhelmed by a loud cheer.

The whole hall was silent for a moment.

The men and women who were drinking, chatting, farting, singing and dancing suddenly fell silent.

The air seemed to be paused, and the red-skinned, blue-skinned and green-skinned people of various interstellar races stared in the same direction.

— Thor bound to a chair.

The cheers came from him.

The big Thor with blond half-length curly hair and shawl had a surprised expression on his face.

But the object of his surprise was Patricia who had just appeared beside Gao Tianzun and was leaning against him at the moment.

"We know each other! Do you know? Hey Patricia, it's me! I'm Thor! The great prince of Asgard! We once fought side by side in New York!"

The black-haired girl paused for a moment, and finally turned her face. Scarlet eyes glanced at Thor as if looking at something, with a little inexplicable indifference.

"Huh? Who are you?"

Thor, who was handcuffed but still enthusiastic: "...I am Thor?"

"We met in the atrium! I can't admit it! You are Patricia!"

"—'Lich' Patricia!"