[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Recently, the word "atrium" has a high appearance rate here in Patricia, and it is usually mentioned by another Asgardian-Loki.

However, in the mouth of the little prince of Asgard, "atrium" usually refers to the gathering place of weak chickens, ants, and people who are overwhelmed.

—that is, the earth.

By the way, most people in the universe have never heard of the word "earth" dug out of this corner.

Logically speaking, Patricia Udonta had little chance to hear about it.

As a well-known predator, Xia Xia, whose daily life is to conquer the stars and seas and always walk sideways in the universe, does not pay attention to a small, distant planet in the solar system.

But if you have an "older brother" who was born on Earth, and a father who is obsessed with helping collect Earth's best songs...

In short, Patricia grew up hearing the word "Earth" almost vomited.

Especially her hooligan brother who calls himself "Star Lord" never forgets to play music and dance wherever he goes. After visiting the Milky Way once, it was even more flamboyant to the point of dying...

Humph, Peter Quill is hot!

If it wasn't for her father Yondu who kindly didn't eat him back then and taught him to sneak into places adults can't get in to steal to make a living, he still doesn't know which shit in the galaxy it is at this moment!

Just like that, he always robbed her of his father!

Robbed her father and still not letting her stay by his side!

He stole her biological father and still doesn't admit that her biological father is his father!

The father who robbed her always wants to find his own father!

Hey, Peter Quill is a big ass. Eyes!

The earth is also a big fart. Eyes!

Xia Xia has never been to Earth!

Will not go in the future!

nonexistent!

……

"You haven't been to the atrium?! Impossible!"

Thor was stunned when he heard the red-eyed girl sneer mercilessly.

He endured the smell of baked noodles (human) wrapped (meat) in the hall, and looked at the other party carefully:

From the narrow and flying eyebrows to the sharp canine teeth between the red lips...

From the inverted triangular silver-blue stripes under the left eye, to the familiar flying arrows around the waist, whose lethality is definitely bigger than it looks...

Can't?If this isn't "Lich" Patricia, who else could it be?

Does that difficult little girl have a twin sister?

Thor, who firmly believes that he has a superb memory, suddenly became anxious: "Don't you remember? It's in Manhattan, we and Luo..."

Gao Tianzun and Patricia on the high platform raised their eyebrows together.

"Oh! My! Odin! (Oh, my god Odin)!"

Before Thor finished speaking, a high-pitched, high-pitched and beautiful male god voice suddenly broke in and interrupted his words.

Among the guests at the banquet, Gao Tianzun's new favorite, the little prince of Asgard, Loki, suddenly stood up, dragged his long green cloak, and walked forward with surprise and smile.

"I didn't expect you to be here..."

"Although we are not related by blood, I am still a little surprised..."

"Thor, are you still alive?"

……

Gao Tianzun with golden robe and silver hair immediately straightened his back, the silver-blue stripes on his chin moved with the corners of his raised mouth, watching the show with relish.

Patricia curled her lips—she couldn't believe that Loki, a guy full of lies, really only discovered his brother now, and then poked her adoptive father on the cheek:

"How much did you pay for this male with big blond hair? You let him go before Loki says anything..."

"Be sober! If you don't know, you won't have your share of this month's ura candy."

Gao Tianzun's smile froze, and he was about to say a small number, but was interrupted by the mighty and majestic female guard beside him: "He paid 1000 million, Miss Udonta, to that drunk barrel (Valkyrie) .”

"Oh why do you always have trouble with Scavenger 142...she brings the best stuff every time..."

"1000 million?!?! Old man, are you crazy? Can this big guy beat my cute little green fat???"

As soon as the mighty and majestic female guard finished speaking, Gao Tianzun's dissatisfied murmurs and Patricia's screams rang out at the same time.

Just interrupted the Asgardian brothers whispering each other (threats) old (threats).

After hearing the word "little green fat", Loki's black eyebrows twitched fiercely.

To be reasonable, whether it was in New York back then or now, he couldn't understand the brain circuit of this centaur woman at all.

Actually nicknamed the Hulk Hulk?Still shouting "kiss little honey" all day long?

Excuseme? ? ?

However, the authority of the other party on Saka is really high and scary. His first plan after coming here is to coax the other party to obey.

——After all, women, especially young women, are easier to coax than the yin and yang Gao Tianzun.

Since Patricia Udonta didn't know why he didn't have the memory of being in the atrium, he could completely pretend to be handsome to gain trust.

In the end, it took almost two weeks... The other party was still unshakable, and even had an inexplicable hostility towards him.

The little prince, who is omnipotent, is so angry that his hairline moves.

:)

……

Fortunately, Loki slowly discovered that Patricia Udonta didn't treat him alone.

This woman is actually more or less hostile to almost all "male" species.

— Hulk doesn't count, Hulk is a baby with an IQ below five years old.

So Loki is not worried that she will be persuaded by Thor. What he is worried about is Gao Tianzun.

He also didn't know what role Gao Tianzun played in Patricia Udonta's "amnesia".

like now...

"Hey, so what, sweetheart, don't you really think about going to play with your Uncle Tiwan for a month or two?"

Gao Tianzun rubbed his hands, showing a shark smile that you understand me and everyone understands.

"He recently acquired the technological heritage from Krypton, and he also has the cargo that the Guardians of the Galaxy escorted last time. You will definitely like it."

However, Patricia, who is familiar with the urine behavior of her adoptive father (s), was unmoved: "I don't! I would like to find out what the lich in Lei's mouth is."

Thor (crossed out) Man Thor: ? ? ?

Hearing Patricia's questioning, the expressions of Loki and Gao Tianzun froze for a moment, and they were surprisingly synchronized.

Thor, who was distracted by Loki's appearance before, finally remembered what he didn't finish at the beginning.

He was about to recall the past and seek Patricia's help when the round melting stick in Gao Tianzun's hand suddenly arrived in front of him.

Thor's nostrils enlarged instantly: "... Gulu."

Do not say do not say.

I was so scared that I swallowed my saliva.

……

"Snapped!"

A slender hand suddenly stretched out, and directly patted Rong Zhang aside.

Gao Tianzun grinned his teeth immediately, and quickly stopped: "Hey, hey! This thing is not fun! Baby!"

He had just executed his cousin with it.

Patricia was unmoved, her scarlet eyes narrowed dangerously: "Old man, what are you hiding from me again?"

The elders of the universe each have their own abilities and hole cards, they hold powerful cosmic energy, and can transform energy into any form of ability, but they are usually very lazy—too lazy to make a move, too lazy to use their abilities.

The endless life makes them so boring that they have to rely on some weird hobby to keep their sanity.

For example, "Collector" Tanya Tiwan is so obsessed with collecting that he "want to collect everything from the living to the dead and the half-dead".

However, if they want, whether it is the collector's future prediction or Gao Tianzun's spiritual perception, they can see through the secrets of the universe.

So Patricia is very sure that her adoptive father must know what Thor said.

Threatened by the flying arrows of his adopted daughter, Gao Tianzun, the owner of Star Saka, who is less than one person and more than ten thousand people, succumbed very spinelessly: "Speaking of which, there is really one thing..."

"There are a few good quality goods on Earth, hey, are you interested in taking a trip, sweetheart?"

Patricia whistled uninterestedly: "Why don't you let Valkyrie go?"

The flying arrows that had been suspended before were shaken like wild horses that had run wild, and suddenly had fun, scurrying all over the room in the hall of singing and dancing, piercing a lot of wine glasses with a crash, and lifting up a lot of girls' skirts Swing, causing a burst of screaming.

After the flying arrow almost pulled out a flower rope with the red arrow light in mid-air, Gao Tianzun retracted his eyeballs that had been following the flying arrow, and said, "Isn't it about your relationship with our arena champion? I remember Did it come from Earth?"

He was talking about the Hulk.

Patricia corrects him: "Green fat is 'he', not 'it', he is male."

"Also, just because I have a good relationship with Lu Fat doesn't mean I'm going to Earth."

The two have nothing to do with each other, okay?

Could it be that an egg is delicious and she wants to go to greet the hen that lays the egg?

……

Gao Tianzun waved his hand indifferently.

"Besides, isn't your brother also from Earth?"

"He has been making a lot of noise recently. It seems that he is called Team Rocket from the Galaxy... Team Rocket from the Galaxy?"

"In this way, your father will not let you take over as the predator..."

As it was about the succession of the Predator's throne, the black-haired girl's expression froze immediately, her deep and delicate eyebrows turned cold, her scarlet eyes were sharp, and she was full of evil spirit.

The flying arrow that drank the alcohol on his body froze in mid-air, making a "buzzing" sound as the owner's mood fluctuated.

"Old man, you are right."

The celebratory fireworks over Star Saka were still exploding continuously. In the hall, the girl in the dark red battle uniform turned around and walked down from the throne. Her legs were smooth and powerful, and her long combat boots stepped on the mirrored floor tiles. Make a clear crisp sound.

"call out!"

With a loud and clear whistle, the flying arrow pierced the air and rushed towards the owner with a bang. The scorching red light stopped suddenly on her slender fingertips, and a cold light suddenly appeared.

"Peter Quill thought he could save the universe and conquer the sea of ​​stars..."

"But I don't know that he can't even protect the rear..."

Patricia Udonta smiled softly, with sharp canine teeth looming between her lips.

"And I want to give him a small surprise."

Silver-blue pearlescent oil paint shone magnificently on her cheeks.

"—Conquer the Earth!"

The author has something to say:

—— Even if I, Xia Xia, starve to death, I won’t go to the earth!

- Really fragrant.