The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Changsheng, who had been promoted to be a lifesaver, was a little dazed. He finally escaped from Bai Laicai's clutches, and he was terribly frightened, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't touch your hands."

Bai Laicai immediately wiped away his tears, revealing a fair face, with a smile revealing two small canine teeth, "I recently prayed to gods and Buddha, and the master said that I can meet a noble person recently, so you can take me to pretend Fly with me, and it will become an instant hit.”

He blinked at Changsheng and patted his chest pretending to be frightened, "At first I thought it was an instant hit, and after doing a lot of psychological construction, I suppressed it to vent, but unexpectedly I met Such a nobleman!"

As he said that, he made a gesture to rush forward to hug his thigh, but Chang Sheng managed to dodge the fat meat, "What kind of red gun makes people feel so aggrieved?"

Bai Laicai was stunned for a moment, and after seeing Chang Sheng's calmness, he realized that the other party didn't mean to tease him. Now he was a little embarrassed, "That's it, I won't mention the past. Benefactor, can you help me?" me?"

Just as Bai Laicai was talking about his thorny road, there was a roar of anger behind him.

"Let him go!"

Bai Laicai's hand that was about to stop Changsheng's shoulder was shocked, Changsheng was also startled, and the two turned their heads together.

Yuan Qingzun's face was flushed red, and he was gasping for breath.He couldn't find anyone when he went out, and the thought of longevity and amnesia made him even more anxious.After finally finding someone to show the way, he said that he saw a fat young man running towards the back alley, and he specifically told Yuan Qing to look for it quickly, because it was a wolf's den who happened to lose some money or something. .

When he heard it, his heart was flustered, but luckily he saw Chang Sheng at the entrance of the alley.But there seemed to be a person standing opposite, and the wolf's claws were about to threaten Changsheng.He was so anxious that he almost broke his throat.

"Little brat!" Yuan Qing ran over cursingly and was about to grab Bai Laicai's arm, "You don't do anything else at such a young age, but you actually do these dirty things!"

"Brother! Brother!" Seeing something bad, Chang Sheng immediately stopped Yuan Qing, "It's not a bad guy, really, it's a new friend I met."

Yuan Qing looked at the person behind Changsheng suspiciously. He squinted his eyes and looked closer, with his fist still raised. The more he looked, the more familiar he looked, "Hey, have I met you somewhere?"

Bai Laicai put on a decent and elegant smile, "Yes, I am..."

Yuan Qing gave a hammer to the palm of his hand, and realized, "You are the little star who filmed all the hemorrhoid commercials!"

When Bai Laicai was still not a 360-line star, but a 720-line star, he ended up with a bunch of messy advertisements in order to support his family.Among them, the best one that received the most money was an advertisement for hemorrhoids.This ad was still popular on Weibo for a while back then, and everyone asked who this little fresh meat was, and why he had an unspeakable disease at a young age!

This is the case in the entertainment industry. The back wave keeps shooting forward, and the front wave does not produce works for a long time, and they are quickly soaked in the sand and buried.Not to mention Bai Laicai, who is so soy in the entertainment industry, he took advantage of the residual heat and got a bunch of male hospital endorsements before he completely stopped.

But I don't want to be recognized in this capacity at all. I have also photographed eunuchs whose roots have been cut off, and palace maid assassins disguised as women, especially those who test their acting skills.Brother, why don't you think again?

After Changsheng heard it, there was a touch of sympathy in his eyes, and he couldn't help but look behind him, hesitant to say, "Actually, I'm not very good at medical skills. This kind of disease can also kill people, you Let's go to the serious doctor to have a look..."

"What did he ask you for?" Yuan Qing asked, "You don't know how to cure hemorrhoids."

You don't have to have hemorrhoids to shoot a hemorrhoid advertisement, okay?You ignorant humans!

Bai Laicai's heart was riddled with holes, he held his breath and said, "Benefactor, please do a fortune telling me, my future stardom will depend on you."

Yuan Qing quickly tore Bai Laicai off Chang Sheng's body, and threw him away like a chicken.He raised his hand, and stood in front of Changsheng like a bodyguard, with a face like a door god, "What kind of divination, superstitious! My honesty doesn't know divination."

"You don't understand. Fortune-telling is a science. Do you know about science?" Bai Laicai was like an eagle catching chickens, sneaking in at every opportunity, trying to sneak under Yuan Qing and join Changsheng, "Benefactor! Master! Master!"

Bai Laicai fluttered his hands like a fanatic, trying to catch Changsheng by taking advantage of his loopholes.

Changsheng simply acted like a weak chicken. It's not that he didn't want to tell Bai Laicai's fortune. Although he wanted to retaliate against Hades, Bai Laicai didn't look like a bad person.What if after fortune-telling for him, he was destined to be a queen, what should he do if he becomes a maid of the chamber pot after this calculation?

Changing one's life against the sky is really unnecessary.

Changsheng and Yuan Qing were dizzy and confused by Bai Laicai's various guerrilla tactics, especially when Changsheng was tired and frightened, he lost his strength and simply surrendered himself to the enemy's camp.

"I really can't tell your fortune." Chang Sheng persuaded in a low voice, "Otherwise you will regret it."

Bai Laicai grabbed Changsheng with one hand, and stopped Yuan Qing who was rushing up looking for an opportunity with the other.

"I understand." Bai Laicai nodded his head, "All capable masters are like this. They all need to make an appointment. I can understand."

As he said that, he took out his mobile phone, "Master, do you think I can make an appointment now?"

Changsheng couldn't laugh or cry, "Why do you call me Master?"

"Respect and respect." Bai Laicai laughed, "Master, I just want one thing now. Can I name it online? This is my birth date."

Bai Laicai forcibly stuffed his birthday photo into Chang Sheng's hands, and when Chang Sheng was holding his mobile phone at a loss as to what to do, Yuan Qing finally broke through the line of defense and grabbed Bai Laicai behind him.

Yuan Qing took the mobile phone away from Changsheng's hand, threw it to Bai Laicai, and said angrily, "Even if you are a small [-]th-line artist, you can't be popular even if you are called Tianwang Laozi."

"Then how do you remember me?" Bai Laicai said provocatively.

"Did I remember you?" Yuan Qing argued, "I remembered the hemorrhoid advertisement."

Bai Laicai smiled treacherously, "It seems that you have benefited a lot from the advertisement, the medicine is good, right?"

Changsheng wanted to cry, but if a big man like Yuan Qing became impulsive again, his small body really wouldn't be able to last long.Chang Sheng was thinking about how to persuade Yuan Qing to go back, but Yuan Qing ignored Bai Laicai and walked back holding Chang Sheng's hand.

Bai Laicai was stunned for a moment, then jumped behind, "You hit me, if you have the ability, hit me!"

Yuan Qing looked back at him coldly, feeling that his IQ could only be used to shoot hemorrhoid advertisements.

Bai Laicai was stared at inexplicably, but he quickly got concerned, and sneaked up after him in the dark.

……

It was almost ten o'clock when we returned home. Yuan Qing probably deleted "Little Apple" from his mobile phone, and he didn't hear the familiar beat on the way.

"If you meet this kind of person again in the future, you will go to the opposite door of your house." Yuan Qing confessed.

"Why are you looking for green bamboo?" Chang Sheng asked.

Yuan Qing clicked his tongue a few times, "He has always been very vicious when dealing with idiots."

After speaking halfway, he suddenly stopped, Yuan Qing felt that this sentence was a bit wrong.

Changsheng said obediently, anyway, he wanted to find Chen Qingzhu if he had anything to do.

"I used to worry that your temper would become softer after amnesia." Yuan Qing recalled, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect that your temper has changed now, and you are more likable."

Chang Sheng was taken aback, his heart beating a little fast, he raised his head and asked Yuan Qing, "I...what was my personality before?"

Yuan Qing was waiting for the red light. He tapped the steering wheel with his index finger, with a slight smile on his lips, "At that time, your habits were similar to those of the older generation. You lived like a retired veteran cadre, but your personality was like..."

He pondered over it, and said sternly, "It's just a bun, otherwise, how could Cheng Qiu have the guts to cheat? How could there be so many dogs following your ass?"

After passing the red light, the car turned another corner, went straight and turned into the community after a short while.Yuan Qing was bombarding the upright cowardly character, and suddenly his face became grim, "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, have you seen it!"

Yuan Qing stretched out his hand and pointed to a pedestrian outside the car. Under the streetlight, that person looked a little thin, with sunken cheeks and prominent cheekbones.

"That's an unfamiliar vicious dog. If you see him in the future, lock the door."

"I know that person?"

"That's your neighbor upstairs. You're right. Don't pay attention to that kind of person in this life."

Although Chang Sheng didn't quite understand the twists and turns of the matter, he complied, Yuan Qing would never harm him, and would do everything for his own good.Changsheng got out of the car, and was blown by the wind suddenly, his nose was sore, he turned his head and called Yuan Qing who was about to start the car.

"Yuan Qing." Chang Sheng leaned close to the car window, "If I make a mistake, will you ignore me?"

Yuan Qing was taken aback, he didn't expect Chang Sheng to come back suddenly, he quickly opened the car door to let Chang Sheng in, and blamed, "It's cold, what's the matter can't be explained clearly on the phone."

"Will you ignore me one day?" Chang Sheng asked persistently.

Yuan Qing rubbed his head with a smile, "How come, brother will always be your brother, I love you in my heart."

Changsheng sniffed and showed a big smile.He waved at Yuan Qing, "Brother, be careful on the road."

"okay!"

……

When Changsheng was still a little Douding, one day, he lay his little head on his master's arms and asked.

"Liger, do you hurt me?"

The master was reading the short story book with relish, took an osmanthus ginger candy from the table and stuffed it into his little mouth, and said perfunctorily, "I love you, I love you, I only love you."

"Then what if I grow into a crooked neck tree one day?" Chang Sheng stuffed his mouth with candy, puffed his cheeks like a little hamster and asked a hundred thousand why.

Only then did the master put down the little story book, hugged Xiao Changsheng in his arms with both hands, and kissed his forehead, "You will not grow into a tree with a crooked neck, the trunk of a long-lived tree stands straight and will not fall down for a thousand years."

"Then what if?" Xiao Changsheng was persistent, as if I would keep asking if you didn't give me an answer.

The master smiled dotingly, stamped his face, and said, "If that day comes, the master may beat you, scold you, and make you suffer the punishment you deserve."

"But in my heart, I still only love you."

……