The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Yuan Qing didn't see Changsheng for a few days but he was not idle at all. He bought six weighing scales and made a bunch of daily weight record forms at home, and he moved into the car and drove to Changsheng's house. go.

Chang Sheng was reciting Internet terms in front of the computer. His master's time travel was a little different from the present, which caused him to have a vague understanding of some current stalks.Chen Qingzhu was also afraid that he would be bullied, so he took the document to a printer and printed it out, and made him stand in the study and memorize it for three hours.

"I want to sit down." Changsheng rubbed his sore calf, pursed his mouth, "It hurts so much."

Chen Qingzhu was studying the dishes, and didn't even give him an eyelid, "If you can stand, you can't sit. Didn't we agree? If you can't lose weight for a day, you can't open your belly to eat my cooking for a day. "

Previously, Changsheng was shocked by the highly restored and even more delicious tadpole rice noodles, and clamored to eat Taixue steamed buns.Chen Qingzhu understands that Taixue also knows about steamed buns, but the combination is a bit unbelievable, but there is still a sense of familiarity in the dark.He suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he dug out a handbook from the study at home, which recorded Taixue steamed buns.

Chen Qingzhu thought of the steamer he got from Changsheng again, squinted his eyes and asked him, "How do you know Taixue Mantou?"

A chill came up from Changsheng's back after being stared at, and he said tremblingly, "I can vaguely remember that I have a master..."

Chen Qingzhu: "Continue."

Changsheng didn't understand whether Chen Qingzhu meant to continue to make up or continue to talk, so he had to bite the bullet and said, "Occasionally, there will be some pieces of food in my mind, which are all eaten by the master. I think, probably my master is also a university student. Let's cook."

"Where's your master?" Chen Qingzhu became interested and straightened her back.

"I forgot." Changsheng rubbed his head embarrassingly, and couldn't bear to see Chen Qingzhu's slightly disappointed expression, so he had to continue to circle, "But I can remember some ways to eat!"

Only then did Chen Qingzhu calm down, and made a deal with Changsheng.As long as Changsheng continues to provide various ways to eat, he will help Changsheng lose weight and invite him to be a free trial person.

Hugging the chef's thigh is a success!

Ever since he realized the meaning of [Ma Yun’s Papa’s Thigh Pendant], Changsheng resolutely changed his nickname to [Chef’s Papa’s Thigh Pendant].

Changsheng was directed to pace back and forth in the study to memorize Internet terms, from Xi Dapu to Xi Dapu, Chang Sheng felt that he wanted to go to heaven again.

And Yang Goudan has been nesting in the corner thinking how to use his plump acting skills to hit the big devil Chen Qingzhu again, and has no time to take care of the mortals who are in dire straits!

"I can't walk anymore." Changsheng collapsed on the sofa, unable to get up, "I want to eat ten Taixue steamed buns tonight!"

The doorbell rang, and Chen Qingzhu unilaterally suppressed the number of Taixue steamed buns to three, and went to open the door.

"Why are you!" Yuan Qing was holding a stack of weighing scales, with a roll of recording paper under his arm, "Where is my parent's birth?!"

Chen Qingzhu turned sideways, deliberately moving away from Yuan Qing.

Yuan Qing glared at him viciously, entered the door and put the scale and recording paper away, ran to the sofa and rubbed Changsheng's little face before exhaling in satisfaction.

"I'm so exhausted!" Yuan Qing lay on the sofa, "Changsheng, look at what Brother Gu bought for you!"

Chang Sheng threw away the printed Internet term, and went to unwrap the gift happily.

"What is this?" Changsheng dragged a round weighing scale on his head, stretched out his hand and pressed it, and returned a series of numbers.

Yuan Qing came over and put the weighing scales at the door of each room, especially one beside the refrigerator.He put the recording paper aside again, slapped the wall, cleared his throat, and said, "From now on, you must record your weight every time you enter and leave the room, and make sure that every time you weigh Open, just, fair and transparent!"

Changsheng had a bitter face, "I think it's so troublesome. I don't think anyone on the Internet is so harsh on losing weight."

Yuan Qing raised his eyebrows, thinking that what he said implied a great philosophy, "I think that the biggest enemy in life is yourself. You have to fight yourself and be a heroic warrior!"

"I think war is cruel." Changsheng felt that the future was dark, "My dream is world peace."

He looked at Chen Qingzhu twitching, blinked his eyes, and quickly learned and used the tricks he learned from Yang Goudan.

The dog breeder in the corner slandered angrily: Ma-Dan, can the emoji be patented!

"Buying such a scale is better than urging him to exercise." Chen Qingzhu finally said, "You will only backfire if you do this."

Yuan Qing, who had always been against Chen Qingzhu, had his nostrils soaring to the sky. He folded his arms and looked dissatisfied, "I call it the aggressive method!"

Chen Qingzhu snorted coldly and did not speak, and continued to study Taixue Mantou with her head down.

"What do you mean!" Yuan Qing slapped the table, "Are you calling me mentally retarded in your heart!"

"Didn't you admit it yourself?" Chen Qingzhu glanced at him and said lightly.

"What kind of look do you have!" Yuan Qing started to roll up his sleeves in displeasure, and turned to Chang Sheng and said, "Frank! Don't try to stop me today. There must be a duel between me and him. Either he lives or I die!"

Chen Qingzhu stood up holding the note and glanced at him.

Yuan Qing rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight.

"I'll call you when it's done." Chen Qingzhu nodded to Changsheng, then opened the door and walked out.

Yuan Qing looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahaha, this is called killing the enemy invisible!"

Changsheng: ... How did this person survive? In our ancient times, he would not survive a stick of incense, okay?

"You still want to have dinner with that poisonous snake at night?" After Yuan Qing finished the weighing scale and the recording paper, he moved to Changsheng's side and said old-fashionedly, "Brother told you, birds of a feather gather together and people are divided into groups. Do you know who was abandoned by the whole world? Let’s go, I’ll take you to pick up some skewers. Li’s home is only closed for Chinese New Year, so it’s a good time to go out to eat now.”

"What's a skewer?" Chang Sheng asked.

"Tsk," Yuan Qing said, "If you don't eat kebabs, you would be ashamed to say that you are a descendant of Chinese people. Walking, kebabs are the condiment of a better life."

Rubbing his chin, Yuan Qing felt that the chicken soup books he read recently were very effective, and it was necessary to bring some sets of "Chicken Soup Delicious Life" to Changsheng.

"Then I have to tell Qingzhu." Although Changsheng was reluctant to learn too much about steamed buns, he was also very curious about skewers.His relationship with the beauty has just taken a small step recently, and he wants to take a big step forward.

"What are you talking about?" Yuan Qing waved his hand, "His obsessive obsessive-compulsive disorder definitely doesn't like kebabs, what if he won't let you eat them? How about this, you go down and wait for me, brother go talk to him carefully Say it."

Changsheng trusts Yuan Qing for no reason, although he is just a shell of honesty, but Yuan Qing treats him sincerely.

He found a down jacket with a hood and put it on, and he was worried that it would be cold so he brought all the winter equipment before going downstairs.

Yuan Qing grinned when he saw Changsheng walking away.I found a dog chain and put it around the dog's neck, took the key and went out.He looked left and right, and after seeing that there was no one around the corridor, he lay on the door of Chen Qingzhu's house and listened carefully.

After everything was ready, he happily tied the dog chain around Yang Goudan's neck to the door of Chen Qingzhu's house, and ran away in a hurry.

Obsessed with obsession with obscenity, he defeated Chen Qingzhu, the big devil, and trampled him under his feet. The laughing sheep and dog egg didn't realize it, and was just thrown at the door of his deadly rival's house without knowing it.

……

When it was time to get off work, the road was heavily congested.The original 10-minute journey was stretched to more than an hour.

Guessing it was the reason for looking at the plum blossoms to quench thirst, Yuan Qing did not get angry, but shook his head and sang songs in time, and even added a few songs to Amway Changsheng from time to time.

"Before you lost your memory, you always liked to listen to some songs. My brother told you that those are not very popular anymore. Why do you say you are joining in the fun with the songs of the older generation?" Yuan Qing found a song from his mobile phone, " It’s okay, just listen to these, but you know it’s popular?”

The traffic was stuck next to a square, and Chang Sheng saw a group of elderly men and women swaying in unison through the car window.

"Are they practicing?" Chang Sheng turned around and asked in a daze.

Yuan Qing snorted, and put down the car window to take a look, "It's a square dance, it's for exercising your body and cultivating your sentiment."

The car window was a little cracked, and the noisy music from the square squeezed into the car, and the tune was actually the same as Yuan Qing's song.

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."

Yuan Qing's face sank, just as the road ahead was cleared up, he stepped on the accelerator and ran away.

Due to the cold weather, the tables and chairs that were originally gathered outside were moved inside the store.There was a young man who was full of youthful enthusiasm, relying on his excellent health, and despite the persuasion of the shopkeeper, he insisted on moving the table to the side of the main road. After 10 minutes, he was frozen back while sniffing his nose.

Yuan Qing rubbed his hands, took the tissue from Chang Sheng and wiped his nose.He still couldn't wipe his face off, and pricked his neck to argue, "This year's cold wave is abnormal, and the table is usually as warm as spring when it is placed outside."

Changsheng couldn't bear to look at the shopkeeper's expression, and followed the waiter into the hall.

The unique aroma of barbecue fills every corner. From the moment you step into the hall, you can smell the temptation of barbecue, and you can even feel the oil being roasted from the meat.The large pieces of meat are cut into sections, and the surface is grilled with a bit of crispiness. Pepper, rice, cumin and various seasonings are sprinkled on top, and a bite will immediately give you a strong flavor.

The hall full of people, with the sound of fist punches after drinking, creates a warm atmosphere in the bleak winter day.

Yuan Qing reported a bunch of dishes familiarly, and bought two cans of beer, "If summer is better, you can think about life while eating barbecue and drinking beer."

After the dishes were served, Yuan Qing pushed two skewers of roasted garlic cloves in front of Changsheng, and put roasted chicken wings, chicken legs, lamb legs and even roasted leeks on his plate, "You can lose weight, just eat skewers of garlic!"

Looking at the garlic on the plate, Chang Sheng began to tremble from the soles of his feet. Although he has arrived in the Yang world, he is still a new ghost who has not escaped his ghost status in essence.

To a ghost, garlic cloves are like molesting a vampire with a silver gun, and they will be scared away by dogs every minute!

Chang Sheng was so frightened that his calf trembled. Although he used to be a Taoist priest, he was notoriously timid.Otherwise, he wouldn't just go out of his way to make a lot of money to catch monsters and run to set up a fortune-telling stall.The garlic cloves exuded bursts of special smell, which was magnified countless times through the fear in his heart, entwining the long-lived limbs ferociously.

Changsheng couldn't bear it anymore, he stood up abruptly and fell to the ground with the chair behind him.Holding his head, he rushed out of the barbecue restaurant.

Yuan Qing took a sip of beer and didn't understand what was going on.

With tears in his eyes, Changsheng ran for 10 minutes at a stretch, his throat burned and his mouth was filled with saliva.Out of breath, he was bent over, his hands on his knees, panting.

Finally, after his heaving chest slowly calmed down, he looked around with a bit of focus.

Sure enough, if you don't know if you don't know it, you are startled when you look at it. A dilapidated alley extends into an invisible black hole in twists and turns, like the entrance to the underworld, and occasionally there are rumors of mournful wailing.

Layers of cold sweat oozed from Changsheng's back, he could hear clearly with his ears erect, the mournful cry really came from the alley!

This alley is located in a remote location, and it seems that there are usually no people walking around. The barbecue restaurant Yuan Qing found is the type that is not afraid of the deep alley.It is remote and remote, almost desolate and decaying, and the surrounding scenery is even more incompatible with the buildings that Changsheng traveled through.

The howling north wind swept up the intermittent crying deep in the alley, like vines flying out of a black hole with spirits, wrapping around the legs of Changsheng who wanted to escape.Little by little, drag it into the deep alley...

Changsheng summoned up his last bit of confidence as a Taoist priest, and his calf was shaking so much that it was about to swing.He moved step by step, touched the rough and uneven wall, opened his voice a little, and asked cautiously, "Is there a ghost..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Changsheng's only courage was drained immediately, he heard heavy footsteps coming from inside, his scalp was so numb that it was about to explode, he put his hands on his head and echoed the voice in the alley, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhh!"

He was in a coma for a long time due to strangulation, woke up and fell into a coma for three days, and Yuan Qing and Chen Qingzhu supervised him to lose weight, so his physique was not good at all.Not to mention that he gritted his teeth and ran for 10 minutes before, now it's a miracle that he can shake off his legs and run ten meters after being frightened, okay?

So when a cold object was pasted on his back, he couldn't straighten his tongue, "Everyone who is in the same industry is always in the same industry..."

"Ah?" The person behind wiped his nose and tears, "Are you also a 360-line star?"

Chang Sheng turned his head mechanically with a look of panic, "You, are you human?"

The other party was wrapped around Changsheng's back with hands and feet like an octopus. Holding a ball of soft flesh in the cold night felt that it was as warm as sending charcoal in the snow, so he couldn't help but squeezed the flesh in his hand again.

Chang Sheng's body stiffened in an instant, his face was flushed red, "Don't pinch it."

"Huh?" Only then did the person behind him realize that he was clutching his chest, and he forced a smile, "I'm sorry, I was scared just now, but I'm fine now, so everyone is human. "

"Then why don't you come down?" Chang Sheng urged, "You're quite heavy..."

The other party's voice also had a hint of crying, and he said embarrassedly, "I don't usually do this, but I am too stressed to come out and cry for a while to vent. This is very useful, do you want to learn from me?"

As he spoke, he howled, and wept loudly under the silent night sky, his voice was particularly scary.

"See it like this?" The crying stopped as soon as he said it, without a second of severance, and he also taught earnestly, "Don't be shy or afraid, find an empty space where no one is around, and the effect is very good, really. "

Changsheng turned around and looked at the other party. He didn't understand that he was wearing sunglasses at night in a place that could be called the wilderness. "Have you been beaten?"

"Huh? No." The other party suddenly became nervous, touched his face, and said, "Could it be that my face was frostbitten? Do you see any redness and swelling? Or are my eyes swollen from crying?"

The man clapped his hands and lamented, "What can I do, I'll just rely on this face to eat."

"It seems that you have been hungry." Changsheng looked at the thin arms and legs of the person in front of him, envious and sighing.If he relied on his face for food, what kind of shabby appearance is this person?

"Oh, you said this." The other party was completely relaxed, with a familiar look that could chat anytime and anywhere, "I was born not to gain weight, it's a gift from my ancestor."

He looked around mischievously, and when he saw no one, he put Changsheng's ear next to his, and whispered, "I tell you, don't tell anyone. The fried chicken that is popular recently is a fat person who eats it." Physique, don't look at the pictures of her food every day on Weibo, in fact, she doesn't eat any at all."

After thinking about it, he clicked his tongue a few times and added, "Even if I eat it, I will spit it out."

Chang Sheng didn't quite understand, "Why?"

The other party looked at him strangely, and asked a question that even he found inconceivable, "Do you know about the entertainment industry?"

Changsheng seemed to have heard a few words from his master in a daze, so he could only say, "I don't quite understand."

"Hey!" The other party happily patted Chang Sheng on the shoulder, "Oh my god, I can finally get rid of the burden of being an idol. You don't know that walking on the main road will suffocate me to death."

He stretched out his hands, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Bai Laicai, I'm in the entertainment industry."

Bai Laicai took off his sunglasses, he is not ugly but handsome.It looks like a happy face, whether it has an expression or not, it looks like it is squinting and smiling.

"My name is Chang... Gengzhi." The word Changsheng almost slipped out, and he said out of habit, "I'm from the Taoist circle."

Bai Laicai's nose was red from the wind, and his eyes were full of tears, as if he had seen a god.He first let go of Changsheng's hand, clasped his palms together and bowed three times to the sky, muttering words.Then he turned around excitedly, hugged Changsheng, threw himself on him, and shouted affectionately, "Benefactor! Help!"