The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

"Cheng Qiu?" Chang Sheng looked at the person in front of him uncertainly, and retreated to Chen Qingzhu's side with the chocolate in his arms. After confirming a safe distance, he shouted to the other party, "Are you okay?"

Cheng Qiu was only bumped lightly, but even so, his longevity base was still there, so he staggered a little before he stabilized his body.Since the farce of the last meeting, he has also unilaterally ended his relationship with Changsheng.He was hungover last night, and on his way back to school, he happened to pass by the supermarket to buy something to sober up, but unexpectedly, he ran into someone unexpected.

Cheng Qiu rubbed his aching temple, and said impatiently, "Are you following me?"

Chang Sheng looked confused, and there was still a smell of alcohol in the air, "Are you drunk?"

Cheng Qiu sneered, "Sure enough, you followed me, why are you so ignorant? You are so fat that you still have the face to chase me?"

He walked over with a wry smile, and took away the chocolate in Changsheng's hand, "I've accepted the gift, and I might consider you when you lose weight."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on Changsheng's face, and twisted it hard.

Chen Qingzhu stopped her hand in mid-air, pinching an acupuncture point on her wrist, and Cheng Qiu, who hadn't sobered up from the pain, grinned.Chen Qingzhu folded his arm back by mistake, kicked his back leg, and the whole process was smooth and smooth.The next moment Cheng Qiu fell to the ground on all fours, his face pale with pain.

"How do you want to teach him a lesson?" Chen Qingzhu clapped her hands and asked Chang Sheng beside her.

Changsheng looked at Chen Qingzhu adoringly, and after getting affirmative glances, he sat down on Cheng Qiu's back.Angrily pressed a few times before standing up angrily, "If you say I'm fat, I won't crush you to death."

The iron-mouthed crow fortune-teller quickly gave a divination, "I told you to go to the bathroom without paper in the future!"

Chen Qingzhu raised his eyes, and the staff really came from a distance. He took Changsheng's hand and strode away with the shopping cart.Changsheng accidentally stepped on Cheng Qiu's calf, apologized in a low voice, and when he ran past the chocolate shelf, he quickly took a box and threw it into the shopping cart.

Changsheng was holding chocolate in his arms, and Chen Qingzhu was carrying a large shopping bag. The two of them were leaning on their arms beside the car, bending over and panting heavily.After a while, Chang Sheng let out a hearty laugh, as if the thorn in his heart had finally dissipated.After coming here, all the depression in my heart and the unspeakable depression disappeared, as if I could see the joyous songs and laughter on the road ahead.

Chen Qingzhu said with a stretched smile, "Do you feel comfortable?"

Changsheng nodded vigorously, and said a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I don't remember what happened to him before..."

"That's okay." Chen Qingzhu put the bag in the trunk, wiped his hands, checked the left and right sides of the car, and fastened his seat belt. "Today, his behavior was too much. Just teaching him a lesson is enough reason."

He turned on the ignition, but it didn't ignite, so he simply turned the key on and put it in again to feel relieved.

"I want to eat beef brisket with tomatoes at noon." Changsheng rubbed his stomach, and reluctantly handed over the chocolate to Chen Qingzhu.

Chen Qingzhu was amused by Changsheng's pitiful expression, and took the chocolate pretending to be ferocious. After catching it a few times without taking it out of Changsheng's hand, he said calmly, "If you exercise more today, you can eat one."

Changsheng only let the chocolate go, and touched the box a few times before leaving.

When I got home, it was already halfway through the morning.Bai Laicai signed for the courier, and was in high spirits, installing the counterattack artifact by himself.

As soon as Changsheng opened the door, Bai Laicai rushed out of the room, jumping and throwing himself on Changsheng.Chen Qingzhu quickly pulled Changsheng into his arms, and Bai Laicai almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he grabbed the door frame before he fell, and took several deep breaths in fear before recovering.

Changsheng emerged from Chen Qingzhu's arms, "You seem very excited?"

"I just changed my stage name and I received a notice!" Bai Laicai cheered and took all the things in Changsheng's hand, and said happily, "I actually followed Baidu and used the counterattack artifact I installed it, it didn’t fall off and it didn’t break, and it works pretty well!”

Changsheng was also happy and congratulated Bai Laicai.

Bai Laicai's pride was so inflated that he was going to heaven. Now he was walking on the imaginary red carpet, and then he ran into the study room and said that he wanted to practice signing.

Chen Qingzhu went back to the opposite door to study the dishes, and it took some time to prepare the beef brisket for Changsheng. Before leaving, he checked the refrigerator and the bottom of the bed. He was so strict about snacks that it was as cold as winter.

As soon as Chen Qingzhu left, Bai Laicai's head emerged from the study, he patted his chest and said with lingering fear, "It's just such a carpet search, how can I smuggle snacks for you?"

Chang Sheng pondered for a moment, ran into the study and found a copy of "Quotations from Chairman Mao" from the bookshelf, patted Bai Laicai on the shoulder, and said solemnly, "My future is in your hands."

Bai Laicai held the book in both hands, carefully put it into his bosom, and clenched Changsheng's hands, "Comrade, don't worry, this heavy responsibility rests on my shoulders!"

The serious face showed its original shape within two seconds, "Little master, you said that if I become a hit overnight...Let's change the word, if I become popular overnight, how do you think I should spend money to look awesome?"

With his head held high, he tried his best to act like an elite, "You say I'm buying two houses, how about living in one and renting the other? Otherwise, I'll buy another car, drive one and leave another behind."

Changsheng looked at him distressedly, and felt that Bai Laicai was the yellow cabbage in the ground, and he must have suffered a lot to make his brain so good.

"I want to stay overnight again tonight." Bai Laicai rubbed his hands, embarrassed to speak, "My roommate may change tomorrow, can I go back then?"

"No problem, you can live here if you want." Changsheng looked at Bai Laicai's head sympathetically.

Bai Laicai sighed, "If I had gone to school well and didn't take this route, maybe I wouldn't have so many troubles."

In order to comfort him, Changsheng simply used the incident in the supermarket as a joke.Bai Laicai also became interested, and scolded Cheng Qiu from time to time.

"Is he mentally ill?" Bai Laicai said, "I've seen a narcissist, but I've never seen such a narcissist. Bring your phone and I'll look through his WeChat."

Changsheng handed him the phone, and Bai Laicai glanced at Cheng Qiu's note and clicked into Moments. There were all kinds of selfies from today, yesterday, and the day before yesterday. I wish I could go to the toilet and broadcast it live.The most recent one is to take a photo of chocolate, and the slogan is, [There are always strangers who give you unexpected surprises. ]

"Huh?" Chang Sheng was taken aback, "Isn't this the chocolate he snatched from me?"

"Stupid." Bai Laicai said angrily, "If you snatch your chocolate as a gift in the supermarket, don't you have to pay for it yourself in the end?"

He crackled and replied to that message, [Take it, I will give you a gift for Qingming Festival. ]

"By the way, I have tested the video in your phone to your computer." Bai Laicai returned the phone to Changsheng, and suddenly said seriously, "I am worried that others will see it in my phone, but I am not willing to delete it. .”

Chang Sheng felt guilty all of a sudden, and said in panic, "Qing Zhu and Brother Yuan Qing both use my computer, what if they see it?"

Bai Laicai waved his hand, and said calmly, "It's okay, I named that document [Principles of Marxist Philosophy]. Who would be so crazy to look through this folder, the eyes are crowded by the door." ?”

He lazily nestled into the sofa and turned on the TV, "Actually, I also know that this kind of mentality is not good, but I feel better with a small handle in my hand, am I quite like that or something?"

Bai Laicai smiled at Chang Sheng shyly, his eyes were full of loneliness.

Changsheng watched a lot of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ethics dramas in order to study modern times. He sat next to Bai Laicai, patted the other party's thigh, and sighed, "Actually, I can understand you like this. Who didn't bump into each other before and finally become a daughter-in-law?" How about becoming a woman? Don’t worry, the road will be smoother and smoother in the future, and the days will be sweet and smooth.”

The first half of the sentence made Bai Laicai feel relieved, but the second half went further and further off the mark, and at the end he shuddered all over, and hurriedly switched away "The Era of Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law" on TV, and watched the news channel with a serious face.

Take chicken soup with you, just come!horrible!

"By the way, have you fed the sheep and dog eggs yet?" Chang Sheng only remembered when he was packing up the pet shampoo.

Bai Laicai's back stiffened, his hands suddenly touched his waist, and he wailed again and again, "I seem to have twisted my waist when I installed the counterattack artifact upstairs, I'm going to buy some medicine first, and I'll be back later, okay? .”

Changsheng: ...

Before leaving, Changsheng shrank the sheep and dog eggs into the bedroom, and now the sheep and dogs were lying on the ground dying, and the whole sheep was about to turn into jerky!

"Drink slowly." Changsheng stroked the dog's fur, "No one will fight with you, you take a breath and take another sip."

Yanggoudan couldn't listen to it at all, Dan-dan was so hungry that he was a little smaller!

"Shall I take a bath for you later?" Chang Sheng flipped through the wool and looked at it, the hair around the buttocks was a little yellow.Raising dog eggs to take a bath is relatively honest, neither aggressive nor troublesome, and looks like a good baby sitting in a row and eating fruit and fruit.

After drinking the last drop of milk, Sheep and Goudan burped in satisfaction and rolled on the ground on four legs.

Chang Sheng sat on the ground with his knees hugged, and looked at it sadly, "It's fine if you get angry."

Sheep Goudan's four legs suddenly froze in the air, and it Gulu turned over, with an unpleasant purring sound coming from its throat.

"I'm going to give you a bath, you are very upset." Chang Sheng continued to persuade.

The sheep and dogs have their heads protruding to the ground, and they are self-taught in bullfighting.

"Keep this state!" Changsheng patted his buttocks to get up, ran to the opposite door and rang the doorbell vigorously.

"What's wrong?" Chen Qingzhu was still wearing a black apron, and the white shirt inside was shaking so much that he couldn't keep his eyes open.

"Sheep and dog don't let me bathe it." Changsheng complained, "It's very uncooperative!"

The goat and dog behind the door suddenly jumped out, and the little goat horn knocked on the door a few times, expressing that he was going to be mad, and his acting skills were superb!

As expected of a person who can be chosen by Hades to possess him, if he has no ability, he won't do!

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