The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Chen Qingzhu's hesitation has a firm reason: distaste for dirt.

This also makes sense, although the little lamb has been having fun at home, he has to act like a baby and let Chang Sheng hug him when he goes out for a walk.I can't do without hugging. Although it's winter, there are some cold-resistant plants in the green belt that stretch their waists like spring all year round.To Changsheng, it is a beautiful sight, but in the eyes of Yang Goudan, it is just a piece of delicious food waiting for his mouth.Even so, the fur of the sheep dog protein fluffy is inevitably dirty.

Changsheng's heart is very simple, he was only fifteen or sixteen years old when he died in the previous life, and the master's core that delivered him was from the earth, so he was naturally treated as a doll.This is reversed, even though he is a few years older, Changsheng is not aware of it, and as always feels that he is still a half-grown child.If the master doesn't agree any more, just grind it out and act like a baby, and you're done.To him, Chen Qingzhu existed like a master, which made him feel a little helpless in an unfamiliar environment.

Seeing Changsheng's moist eyes, Chen Qingzhu was finally defeated, he backed down and said, "I'll change clothes, and I'll be there in a while."

Changsheng carried the sheep and dog eggs into the bathroom, and brought the big basin from last time. After testing the water temperature, he suddenly found a few rubber yellow ducks on the shelf.Probably due to living with people for a long time, Yang Goudan has almost regarded himself as a human being except for some goat instincts.Once he actually tried to walk backwards, obviously very confused why he took two steps and then rushed to the street.

Because Changsheng memorized Internet terms some time ago, Yang Goudan thought that Changsheng was talking to him, so he excitedly bleated at Master Sheng's backside.Fortunately, the sound was not loud, and the sheep and dogs worked regularly, which did not cause complaints from neighbors.

"After a while, Qingzhu will come to wash you for nothing." Changsheng prepared pet shampoo and towels, and brought two small benches in front of the tub.

"Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa!" Hurry up and touch me!

Chang Sheng hurriedly rubbed the sheep's dog's little hair, chatting with each other happily.

"Ah!" Yang Goudan's nose trembled slightly, he shook the water off his head, and suddenly said, "This king is finally here!"

Hades hasn't gone on a business trip to the human world to practice his skills for a long time, which made the last possession extremely unstable. After drinking breast milk, he was shocked and sent back to the underworld.This time I finally met a rotation break, and I have to eat Buddha jumping over the wall no matter what!

In order to make the wish come true, Hades deliberately threw a stone into the sky as a shooting star, even though he was fined for the high-altitude parabola after making the wish.

Yan Wang looked down at his body which was wet by water, the hair was clinging to the skin, and the whole sheep was shrunk.He flicked his hoof, and said unhappily, "I want to take a bath in the bathtub, it's too perfunctory to give a big basin! I want to soak in the hot spring, and I need someone to wait for me to squeeze my shoulders!"

Changsheng threw the little yellow duck in his hand into the basin, "here, now someone is waiting for you to take a mandarin duck bath."

"Your attitude wasn't like this just now!" Yan Wang felt very wronged, and tried to step on the tub with his hoof, splashing water everywhere, "Don't you think I'm not cute?"

Yan Wang was stunned by the tone of the suffix, but he quickly recovered and felt cute.

In Changsheng's mind, Hades with a square face, beard and general's belly appeared in his mind, and he silently turned his face away, "What kind of shampoo do you like? I bought Qingqing Grassland flavor..."

"Speaking of Shampoo, did you tell someone's fortune again in the supermarket?" Yan Wang said, "I can feel it when you tell a fortune. I have a new anti-cheating artifact developed by the underworld! Do you know how old Cheng Qiu is now?" Depressed?"

Every time I go to the bathroom, I bring a pile of papers, but after I go in, I forget what to do. I have been constipated for many days, and Cheng Qiu feels that if this continues, he will have to buy everything.

Changsheng wiped away his face guiltily, twisted the hem of his clothes in his hands, and murmured in a low voice, "It's just a small thing."

"As long as you let me eat Buddha and jump over the wall, how about we pretend it never happened?" Hades discussed.

Chang Sheng realized, "So as long as the danger is not serious, it can be counted in any way?" I feel like I got something incredible!

"Don't take advantage of the underworld's loopholes." Hades was unmoved, and quickly said, "Buddha jumped over the wall."

"No problem!" Chang Sheng patted his chest, "But now you are on Goudan, can you eat meat?"

Yama lowered his head and said regretfully, "Then I'll spit it out after a few mouthfuls..."

Chang Sheng looked at him sympathetically, not understanding what he relied on to become the King of Hades.

Obviously not by IQ.

Yan Wang suddenly remembered something, and his body suddenly paused.

"You actually changed the subject, you're dying." Hades rolled in the basin desperately, "Don't you love sheep anymore? You must have other sheep out there! Tell me! What breed is it?"

Chang Sheng's face was pale and white, and just when he didn't know how to continue, Yan Wang suddenly sat down in the bathtub and said triumphantly, "How is it? Has my acting skills improved? Recently, a very aggressive ghost came to the underworld. , I secretly learned several tricks when the judge was reciting merits and virtues."

Changsheng calmly twisted the splashed water on his clothes, "I just met a friend, and his acting skills are much better than yours."

"Who?!" Yan Wang, who called himself the shadow king of the underworld, suddenly became unhappy, and there are mortals who dare to snatch his own signboard? !When he is dead, I will see if the king can't kill him!

"It's called Bai Laicai." Chang Sheng thought for a while, "The acting skills are very good, and he even filmed a very popular commercial."

Just as Yan Wang was about to get angry, the door was pushed open suddenly. Chen Qingzhu came in and asked, "Who are you talking to?"

Both Chang Sheng and Yan Wang were startled, Yan Wang buried his head between his legs and remained silent.

"I, I was talking with Bai Laicai on the speakerphone just now." Chang Sheng stumbled, "He was discussing acting skills with me."

Chen Qingzhu rolled up the loose trouser legs, sat on the small bench next to Changsheng, and asked in surprise, "Why do I hear the sound of sheep?"

Yan Wang was startled and shivered, his wet hair flew up wildly, and the water sprayed Chen Qingzhu and Changsheng like a torrential rain.

Chen Qingzhu's face froze, and he looked at Yan Wang as if he was looking at a plate of roasted whole lamb with cumin.

Because he promised Changsheng to bathe Yanggoudan, he deliberately changed into a casual and loose home clothes. The short-sleeved white single shirt sees through when exposed to water.The splashed water dripped into pieces, faintly revealing the firm and stable abdominal muscles, the lines were vaguely outlined, and the muscles were like lean and galloping horses, and the whole body was full of strength and beauty.The drops of water dripping from the hair slid down the forehead, wanting to be licked-down.

Changsheng swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and stammered, "You, your clothes are wet, do you want to change?"

Chen Qingzhu looked at the sheep and dogs with a sullen face, but he couldn't argue with a sheep.But now he was covered in sheep's bath water, he couldn't bear it anymore, rolled up his T-shirt and took it off.

Papa papa, the water in the tub quickly turned red.

Just as Chen Qingzhu was about to throw his clothes into the mouth of the trash can, he looked up and saw Changsheng with a nosebleed. He quickly covered Changsheng's nose with his T-shirt, "Why did you suddenly have a nosebleed? Put your head up."

Changsheng's hands were covered with blood, and when he raised his head, Chen Qingzhu's unique smell filled his nasal cavity, and his nosebleeds became more violent.

"Why is your face flushed?" Chen Qingzhu wiped off the nosebleed with his clothes, pinched Changsheng's nose with two fingers, and slowly helped him out of the bathroom.

The sheep and dog in the bathtub jumped out in disgust, and sighed on the ground watching the walking figure, "It's really a bad fate."

Changsheng leaned on the sofa with his neck up, his eyes drifted to Chen Qingzhu, who was naked from the upper body, from time to time.He was bending over a little to find ice cubes in the refrigerator. His smooth back and powerful latissimus dorsi were stretched all the way down and then tightened into a perfect waistline.

The nasal cavity was hot again, and Chang Sheng quickly closed his eyes, but a sense of guilt sprouted in his heart.He projected his feelings for Master onto Chen Qingzhu, but now something seems to have changed.

"Feel better?" Chen Qingzhu made an ice pack, supported Chang Sheng's neck and put it on the back of his neck, "It's cold, bear with it."

No matter how warm the room was, Changsheng still shivered from the sudden coldness, but Chen Qingzhu held his neck to keep him unable to move.The fingers flowed on the bare skin exposed to the air, with a thin callus to the touch, like a frenzied electric current clamoring madly in the body.

"Maybe the weather is too dry, buy a humidifier when you are better."

The nosebleed slowly stopped, but Chang Sheng felt mixed feelings in his heart, and he dared not raise his eyes to look at Chen Qingzhu.

"What's the matter?" Chen Qingzhu didn't get a response for a long time, but saw Changsheng's head resting on his head, his face hid in the blood-stained clothes, flushed, "Why is your face still so red? Don't be stuffy inside the clothes, it's dirty."

"Not dirty." Changsheng hid Chen Qingzhu's hand to take the clothes away, and said sullenly, "I'll be fine in a while, the temperature is too high."

Chen Qingzhu glanced at the indoor thermometer, and went straight to Changsheng's bedroom. In the closet were the clothes before Changsheng gained weight.He took out a t-shirt and put it on. He couldn't keep his upper body bare, and the clothes were a little tight on his body, revealing his concave-convex-sharp abdominal muscles.

Just as Changsheng exposed his eyes from his clothes, he saw Chen Qingzhu coming out wearing his own clothes. He paused with his hands, and quickly covered his nose with his clothes.

Young birthday!Don't show the ten-eighth-ban in front of the restless Xiaosao-year who is mentally aged or adolescence!

"Could it be because of the Huanxi ball you ate in the morning?" Chen Qingzhu couldn't help worrying about what Changsheng ate to get angry, "I'll make you more vegetables in the future, so you don't want to eat beef brisket at noon."

Changsheng: ...