The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Driving into the community from the hospital, Yuan Qing babbled for half an hour, trying to cram all Changsheng's lost memories into artificially by using the force-feeding method.Changsheng was still dizzy when he got out of the car, and almost fell to the ground when he opened the door.

"Building 13, 101." Yuan Qing carried his luggage in one hand, and brought Changsheng home with him like a small fat chicken in the other. "A new neighbor came across from your house. You should greet him well. You must remember to lose weight. I have something to do recently. You may not be here, if I come back and find you are still fat..."

Yuan Qing clenched his fists, his joints creaked, and he snorted with raised eyebrows.

The dull hair on Changsheng's head trembled, and he muttered carefully, "I, I will definitely work hard to lose weight and be a good person!"

"Good boy." Yuan Qing squeezed Changshengrou's pouty face, "You go up first, I'll smoke a cigarette."

Chang Sheng went upstairs with the key, still wondering who Yan was?Why are you pumping him?After seeing Yuan Qing's 101, Chang Sheng stood in front of the door and took a deep breath.

"Fish steamed buns, goose duck buns, jujube hoop lotus leaf mirror cakes, ten-color soup crisps are not spicy..." Changsheng read in a low voice for a few minutes, and his thoughts gradually became occupied by the food in his mind, and the tension disappeared.He held the thermos bucket under his arm, and opened the door with his other hand.

"surprise!"

Seven or eight boys in the room yelled, and there were two men with snow sprayers standing at the door. Seeing Chang Sheng open the door, they sprayed at him.There are also a few boys scattered in the corner, jumping up and stepping on balloons while imitating the primitive man's howling.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Changsheng was terrified, and his head was immediately covered with a snow spray strip, and the wet, cold and slippery color strip drooped into his neck.Changsheng slammed the door, ran away with his head in his arms, and desperately slapped on the anti-theft door opposite, "Ah, ah, help, I have a snake spirit in my house!"

That's right!The little monster-hunting Taoist priest from time travel is especially afraid of monsters!Very embarrassing to the Taoist circle.

The opposite door was slapped randomly by Chang Sheng, even if he fell asleep, he would be awakened by the shock.Coincidentally, the new neighbor is taking a nap. Although he is handsome and tall, he has a bad temper and is angry about getting up.Enduring the erupting anger, he slammed the door open, intending to beat the ignorant little bastard to death.

Chang Sheng didn't notice that the door had already opened, and the last second he was still lying on the door panel, dripping tears while studying the material of the door panel.In the next second, he staggered and fell to the ground.

Changsheng raised his head from the ground in a daze and wiped his tears, "Huh? Why doesn't it hurt when you fall?"

"Because you are on top of me." The new neighbor gritted his teeth, "Get off of me quickly."

Changsheng was taken aback when he heard the words, looked at the familiar face of his new neighbor, and said in surprise, "Beauty?!"

Chen Qingzhu squinted at the large glutinous rice dumpling on her body, exuding coldness all over her body.He pinched Changsheng's cheek with his sweater sleeve across his hand, and gently pulled it aside.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Chang Sheng curled his mouth, and tears fell on Chen Qingzhu's thin lips.

He subconsciously licked it, feeling a little salty-wet, and immediately froze into a statue.

Changsheng rubbed his loosened face, and slowly rolled over from Chen Qingzhu's body, "Don't be angry, beauty, what's wrong with you? Could it be that I'm too heavy for you to speak? Woo I'm sorry, I will lose weight."

After speaking, he leaned in front of Chen Qingzhu and waved his little fat paw. Seeing that the other party was still motionless, tears rolled down Chen Qingzhu's face.A colorful bar dangled above his head, and it floated on the person below him.

Chen Qingzhu is like a princess awakened by the prince's tears and snot, gradually showing signs of awakening.The coldness in his eyes seemed to condense into flying knives, and he touched his face with trembling hands in disbelief, his palms were covered with a layer of wet liquid.With veins popping up on his forehead, Chen Qingzhu clenched his hands into fists, trying to suppress the boiling anger in his heart.

"You..." Chen Qingzhu trembled, "Don't let me see your face, I'm afraid I will beat you."

Changsheng saw that the beauty got up from the ground and went into a small room, and there was the sound of splashing water.Now alone and helpless, his body covered in colored spray tape, he sobbed a few times, and he was relieved when he pulled one off and found no signs of life.

"It seems that monsters created by sorcery can only live for less than a stick of incense." Chang Sheng held the ribbon in his hand, and was suddenly shocked by this inference, "There... there are monsters here..."

The little earth turtle Taoist has never caught a demon, and his only skill is the fortune-telling skill of counting whoever is playing tricks. This golden finger was broken by the King of Hades.Changsheng threw the color bar in his hand in horror, Gulu got up and rushed into the bathroom.

Chen Qingzhu wiped her wet hair, just as she opened the shower curtain and opened the door, she saw a dumpling rushing towards her.Without even thinking about it, Chen Qingzhu automatically took a few steps back and closed the glass door casually.The large dumpling slapped against the glass door, and the glass slid down with ten fingers. The small mouth curled up aggrievedly, and looked at Chen Qingzhu inside the door in bewilderment.

Chen Qingzhu even read the weird message from the other party's pitiful expression, 'There is nothing in front of me, why am I blocked'.He pushed the door open a little, and asked helplessly, "What do you want to do?"

Changsheng poked the glass aggrievedly, "Can you put away the demon art?"

Why do modern people know magic tricks?Do you want to let the professional Taoist priests live?

"What sorcery? This is a glass door." Chen Qingzhu wrapped the towel tightly under her body, pointed to her head and asked tentatively, "Did you bump into something before?"

Changsheng nodded ignorantly, "I heard that I lost my memory."

"Because of what?"

"Because I ate too much."

Chen Qingzhu: ...

After asking a few more casual questions, Chen Qingzhu confirmed that the other party did not know anything about daily life, but there was obviously no problem with his IQ.Chen Qingzhu rubbed her forehead with some headaches, especially when she asked the other party why he forgot everything but remembered the fish soup noodles.The other party replied arrogantly and proudly, "Even if I forget the whole world! I will never forget to eat!"

It’s enough for a glutinous rice dumpling to be cute, do you need a brain?

Obviously not necessary, if you have a little brain, it will be glutinous rice dumpling essence.Thinking of this, Chen Qingzhu easily accepted all the weird performances of Changsheng.

"Clean off the colored stripes on your head." Chen Qingzhu was half a meter away from Changsheng, directing him to the mirror of the sink, "Don't be afraid, it's not a monster, it's just a colored stripe that adds to the atmosphere. Then put your Wash your face, don’t use my towel... Forget it, you can take the towel with you when you leave after using it. Do you see a circle drawn under the facial cleanser? Put the bottle in the bottle after use In that circle, not a single millimeter can be wrong! Off! Move back one millimeter!"

Changsheng narrowed his eyes and moved the bottle into the circle bit by bit.He felt that the other party was sick. Master said before that there are some neuroses in modern times who not only have cleanliness but also obsessive-compulsive disorder.When you meet this kind of person, you must hide as far away as possible, but the master never explained what to do if this kind of person cooks better than the imperial chef?

He thought for 1.5 seconds, and decided decisively to hug his thigh even if the opponent was unconscious.

#厨子是吃货的全球的世界#

#食货 Even if you forget the whole world!Don't forget the cook either! #

"I've finished the beauty." Chang Sheng blinked his big black eyes and looked at him expectantly, "Then what should I do?"

"See that door?" Chen Qingzhu pointed to the door and said, "Help me lock the door from the outside."

Changsheng Le ran over, and suddenly came back to his senses halfway through, "That's not right, then I'm locked out of the door?"

After Chen Qingzhu changed his clothes, he ignored him, went to the sofa and arranged the cushions that were a little out of bounds, then sat down and opened a book, "No gift."

"If you don't come home with me, I'll stay here!" Chang Sheng frowned and said unhappy, "My house has been taken over by a group of monsters, I'm afraid."

Chen Qingzhu sighed when she saw Chang Sheng playing a rogue, "Where is your home?"

"Opposite!" Chang Sheng just pointed, and then there were several screams from the opposite side.Occasionally, there was an angry voice, "I asked you to cheat on me, see if I don't beat you to death!"

"Why did he cheat and beat his uncle?" Chang Sheng murmured to himself in bewilderment, and suddenly he was taken aback, "Yuan Qing!"

Seeing that Chang Sheng rushed out uncharacteristically, Chen Qingzhu also followed behind.The door to the opposite door was open, and a tall man could be vaguely seen holding down a person and beating him violently, completely crushing him.There are some boys beside him who are trying to fight, especially the thinner ones.He whimpered and wanted to pull the beaten person up, but his strength was too weak and he was occasionally punched on the body, and he was pushed out of the circle after a while.

The people around are basically divided into three factions, one faction fights sincerely.One faction pretended to persuade them to make peace and actually made up for it secretly.The remaining few were completely neutral, and one or two even secretly turned on their mobile phone cameras.

Seeing Chang Sheng hurriedly squeezed a few people into the circle, he hugged the victor's waist without saying a word, "Brother! The medical bills are too expensive, beat me up!"

Chen Qingzhu: ...

"You're right, it's a waste to spend medical expenses for this kind of person." Yuan Qing grabbed the other person's shirt, frowned and threatened, "I accidentally fell into the sewer while walking, do you hear that?!"

Cheng Qiu couldn't open one eye from the beating, he tried hard to see the rescuer through the narrow opening, "You... who are you?"

"How the hell have you forgotten who he is?" Yuan Qing slapped him down again, "Look carefully, who is this? Wang Gengzhi who was cheated by you! Look, you made him into a What, if he is a little surprised, I will beat you to death today!"

Cheng Qiu carefully looked at Chang Sheng for a few moments, then he suddenly showed his temper again, and said with a sneer, "How could I cheat on a fat man?"

The thin boy at the side ran in again, looked at Changsheng a few times, and said contemptuously, "How could Cheng Qiu like such a fat man? How could such a person be qualified to be gay? Is this A4 waist? This is bucket waist, right?" "

Chang Sheng, who was inexplicably ridiculed, was puzzled, but it did not prevent him from flirting, "I don't have an a4 waist, do you have an a4 chirp!"

Although I don't understand what a4 is at all!