The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Chen Qingzhu looked at the red-faced boy with dissatisfaction, "What? Is there a weight standard for being gay?"

He glanced at the other person's slender arms and legs, with disdain on his face, "You are underage, right?"

"You!" The boy bit his lip and stared at each other, "Who are you to Wang Gengzhi? Boyfriend?"

Turning to face Chang Sheng, he complained, "I cheated on Cheng Qiu to wrong him, dog bites dog!"

Chang Sheng asked dumbfounded, "You said Cheng Qiu is a dog?"

There was a burst of hearty laughter in the room, Yuan Qing stood up from the ground, patted Chang Sheng on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

"I don't have any sharp eyesight. If you don't leave, I'll charge the tickets." Yuan Qing coaxed the others out of the room, and even drove the little boy and Cheng Qiu out of the room.

"Upright." Cheng Qiu was still pawing at the door frame, looking at Chang Sheng affectionately, "You have changed so much, I didn't recognize you all at once, do you still believe me? Let's agree..."

Halfway through the vow, Yuan Qing walked over aggressively and snapped off the opponent's finger, "Trust me, if you don't leave, I'll beat you until your parents can't recognize you, don't you believe it? "

The little boy went halfway down the stairs and saw that Cheng Qiu hadn't come out yet. When he turned his head and saw that he was still in the room, his eyes were red and he dragged Cheng Qiu away.

Changsheng has not recovered from a series of unexpected events.

"That person was your boyfriend just now?" Chen Qingzhu raised her eyebrows and asked, "Your name is Wang Gengzhi?"

"I don't remember." Changsheng shook his head in a daze.

"I just forgot what your name was after I told you." Yuan Qing heard this sentence as soon as he came back, and slapped Changsheng on the back of the head angrily.

"It would be silly to shoot again!" Chang Sheng hid behind Chen Qingzhu, covering the back of his head in horror.

Yuan Qing was so angry that his old troubles relapsed, and he was hiccupping at the moment, "You stinky little hiccup, you forgot about brother hiccup in a blink of an eye, and hiccup took refuge in a stranger."

Changsheng retorted softly behind Chen Qingzhu, "It's a kind beauty who cooks for me."

Chen Qingzhu's face darkened, and he quietly moved away from the central battlefield.

Yuan Qing opened the refrigerator to find a bottle of water, gulped down half the bottle in one gulp, and suppressed the hiccup, "I slapped you in the face of a scumbag, do you know what I should do now?"

Changsheng glanced back and forth between Yuan Qing and Chen Qingzhu inexplicably, and finally fixed on the beauty's face, "Is it time to eat?"

He touched his chubby belly, "I'm a little hungry."

"You are fucking hiccup." Yuan Qing drank the remaining half bottle of water, "If you want to piss me off, with your body, it's no wonder the other party cheats."

Chen Qingzhu's hair is not very dry yet. Fortunately, there is heating in the room, so her hair is fluffy and fluffy now, but her words are hard, "Be careful what you say, he was fat and got cheated on, don't you think you have developed limbs and brains?" Simply want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"

"You, you, you!" Yuan Qing's eyes turned red, and he opened his mouth, "Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi."

Chang Sheng followed suit by opening the refrigerator and taking out a bottle of water, handing it to him carefully, not daring to offend the fire-breathing dragon at all.After Yuan Qing raised his head and another half bottle of water went down, he moved back behind Chen Qingzhu.

"Come out!" Yuan Qing twisted the bottle of mineral water with a sizzling sound.

"I don't!" Changsheng puffed up his cheeks to protest, "You just called me deserving of being cheated on, and you disliked me for being fat."

Chen Qingzhu copied his hands and looked at Yuan Qing calmly.

Yuan Qing was poked in the heart by Chang Sheng's words, and then he recalled what he said in a fit of anger, he sighed, "Brother was out of breath, what he said was really not intentional. Brother just saw you being bullied I feel bad, you said how many people in this world can treat you sincerely and don’t mind your figure? If you don’t lose weight, if you get hurt again next time, brother, can it be a pleasure to see you feel uncomfortable? "

"Beauties don't care." Chang Sheng held his mouth shut, and tugged Chen Qingzhu's sleeve fawningly.

"Don't call me that." Chen Qingzhu pulled back the corner of his clothes, looked up at Yuan Qing seriously, and said, "I really don't care."

Just when Changsheng was slacking off, Chen Qingzhu dealt a powerful blow, "But I like women."

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……wrong?It seems that I have never said that I have broken sleeves?What's the matter with this automatic import?

Before Changsheng had time to save himself, he heard Chen Qingzhu continue, "But being too fat is not good for your health. There are many news about sudden death due to obesity."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the news. He said in an authentic broadcasting voice, "Korean media predicts that Jin Pangpang's obesity may increase the chance of sudden death from myocardial infarction. The third-year male student fainted and died suddenly during the physical examination, or he may be obese. The fattest man in the gay country died suddenly at home, and ordered a takeaway before he died."

"Don't scare him!" Yuan Qing promptly stopped Chen Qingzhu who was still planning to continue reading aloud, and persuaded Changsheng earnestly, "You were absent from school for half a semester because of illness, and winter vacation will be coming soon, and you will probably lose weight when school starts. It is very easy to lose weight, and the meat falls off like snowflakes."

Chen Qingzhu snorted lightly, without making any comments.But that cold look made Yuan Qing feel uncomfortable all over, Yuan Qing immediately frowned, "What do you mean by that look? You don't believe me, do you?"

Changsheng hurriedly came out to persuade him, "Brother, is it really so easy to lose weight? Can I lose fifty catties in one winter?"

Yuan Qing hesitated and didn't know how to answer, but Chen Qingzhu on the opposite side looked at Chang Sheng's lower body, and wrote lightly, "Cut it off and you will lose weight quickly."

Changsheng immediately wanted to cover Dan-dan.

"You don't have fifty catties there either!" Yuan Qing gave Chang Sheng a forehead with hatred, "Two legs are about the same."

The whole ghost of Changsheng is not well.

"You have a physique that makes you fat once you eat, so why don't you eat in the future, just eat a quarter full." Yuan Qing rubbed his chin and carefully planned, "With a lot of exercise every day, after a winter vacation, you will definitely be reborn. "

"Four points full... out of two points?" Chang Sheng still had a glimmer of hope.

"Are you trying to kill him?" Chen Qingzhu frowned, "It's better to lose weight step by step, with medicinal diet and moderate exercise."

"Do you dare to duel with me?" Yuan Qing confronted Chen Qingzhu head-on, "Take honesty to lose weight, you half a month and I half a month, see who loses the most weight?"

Chen Qingzhu asked Chang Sheng suspiciously, "Is this person mentally retarded?"

Changsheng was very prescient and hugged Yuan Qing who was about to jump over to beat someone, "Brother! Don't you have something else! Do you want to solve it now?"

"Are you driving me away?" Yuan Qing stopped incredulously, "Am I doing it for your own good? What if Cheng Qiu... hey? Speaking of which, why did Cheng Qiu and the others come here today? How did they know that you were going to be discharged from the hospital? You Have you notified him?"

Chang Sheng shouted that he was wronged, his head was shaking like a rattle, and he said decisively, "I don't know him at all!"

"By the way," Yuan Qing suddenly realized, "Today is your birthday, I said I always feel like I forgot one thing..."

"Heh" Chen Qingzhu sneered aside.

"What does your smile mean!" Yuan Qing jumped, "Changsheng, don't stop me!"

Seeing Yuan Qing, Chang Sheng just shouted loudly and had no time to take care of him. From the moment he just entered the door, he could vaguely hear the sound of a door coming from the door.At first it was too noisy to hear clearly, but now that there were only three people left in the room, the sound of claws scratching the door became more and more clear, like scratching stones with nails, it was too scary to ignore.

Yuan Qing gritted his teeth and cracked his mouth for a long time, seeing Chen Qingzhu still copying his hands calmly, looking at him like a caring fool, he was immediately discouraged.He couldn't help feeling awkward, so he could only make an excuse for Chang Sheng with a sullen face, "What are you doing honestly?"

Chang Sheng lay on the door and listened carefully, and made a shush gesture to Yuan Qing, "There is a sound here."

Yuan Qing, who was extinguished by Chen Qingzhu's ice and snow skills, walked over, "What? Jinwu Cangjiao... Eh? I seem to remember something again."

Chen Qingzhu stood three meters away coldly, making up her mind not to get into trouble.

Chang Sheng carefully unscrewed the doorknob, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and then he was thrown to the ground.The clothes on the chest were arched again, and the furry touch made the shoulders itch-itch.Changsheng was forced to laugh straight away, and there were two hard-bang-bang things sweeping his neck, but when he looked up, he exclaimed, "You son of a bitch!"

Goudaner is a goat he raised in his previous life. The whole body is covered with white fluff, except for a handful of black dull hairs on the top of its head.Although its final destination is in Master's stomach, Goudan has always lived in his heart, and it is ranked second in the list of longevity favorites, only one place short of surpassing Master.

"You actually remember a sheep but not me?" Yuan Qing felt a big gap in his heart, and he couldn't get used to it all at once. He felt a little trapped and needed to find a warm corner to lean against.

"Maybe there is a special relationship between us." Changsheng touched Goudan's head, and just about to go up to kiss him, he was suddenly choked.He silently pushed away the sheep's head that he had been trying to push forward, and was afraid of hurting Goudan's heart, so he said tactfully, "When we both have a clean body, can we have some intimate contact?"

Yuan Qing: ...Do you know how strange the combination of Chinese characters you speak is?

On the other hand, Chen Qingzhu, who was watching coldly, stood up at this moment, looked the lamb up and down, and commented, "The lamb is tender and has no smell, it can be made into braised lamb chops, roasted lamb legs with rosemary, roasted lamb, Oolong flavored mutton."

Changsheng immediately hugged Goudan when he heard the words, and turned his head to look at Chen Qingzhu together with Yang Baa, apparently trembling with fright.Changsheng had already figured out that two kitchen knives the size of wings appeared from behind Chen Qingzhu's back, sharpening the knives and rushing at the dog's egg!

Changsheng summoned up his courage and said, "You don't look at the dog's eggs that look young, but they are actually hundreds of years old. The meat is so old that they can be knocked off even if you bite your teeth."

Goudan bleated a few times unhappily, shook the little horns on his head, eager to prove that he was clearly still a little fresh meat!

Regarding age, regardless of gender, it is a war without gunpowder smoke!