The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Changsheng led Goudan to change the image of a fat man who couldn't run fast, the back of his butt seemed to be on fire and the soles of his feet seemed to be stepping on the wind.Goudan even used his ancestors' housekeeping skills, stepping on the stairs is like walking through the mountains, with a faint domineering arrogance.

He hurriedly opened the door, and got in with a vigorous posture.After a while, another small head poked out like a thief, and then Goudan squeezed his head into the crack of the door, searching for Chen Qingzhu's figure together.

When Chen Qingzhu entered the corridor, what he saw was the scene of the sheep's head being squeezed by the door.He was wondering why Changsheng ran away as soon as he got out of the car, so he asked, "You..."

Then, with a bang, the door was slammed shut, and Chen Qingzhu saw the house number tremble a few times.

Chang Sheng slid along the door and sat on the ground, his heart beating thumping.Recalling the faint fishy smell in the carriage, and the water dripping from his hair and clothes would flow into a small river, Changsheng slowly buried his face in his hands, feeling ashamed to face the whole fresh world.

Goudan walked over with his little hooves clattering, arched Changsheng's shoulders with his little goat horns, and bleated a few times.

"It's time for you to take a bath too..." Chang Sheng held his breath and pushed the sheep's head silently, completely understanding Chen Qingzhu's feelings.

At this time, there was a knock on the door leaning behind him, "Upright?"

Chen Qingzhu shouted, "Geng Zhi, you open the door."

Changsheng hugged Goudan in a panic, Goudan didn't know, so he looked at the owner, thinking that he was finally not rejected, and immediately bleated happily.

Changsheng: ...

"I know you're behind the door." Chen Qingzhu tried to slow down her tone, although it still sounded impersonal, "You take a shower first, and I'll cook you some noodles, after all, it's your birthday today."

He thought about Changsheng's abnormal behavior, sighed and said, "If there is anything to say, we can talk about it after your birthday."

Is this my last meal before I die!

Changsheng held the dog egg and wailed, in his heart.

The footsteps faded away, and then there was the sound of the door closing.Changsheng's shoulders slumped, Mi Fen-nen's mouth drooped, he frowned and carefully took off Chen Qingzhu's coat.I went to the bathroom with my clothes in my arms, and nestled in the bathtub together with people and sheep to think about life.

From becoming fat after time travel and being ridiculed, being ordered to lose weight and not being a foodie, to now being abandoned in front of beauties... Such an inference is entirely the fault of Hades!Changsheng vaguely remembered that Hades said that in order to prevent him from activating his fortune-telling skills, he would send a ghost pawn to supervise him.

Chang Sheng sneered a few times like how his master pretended to be when he was forced in his previous life, and decided to set up a stall under the overpass to tell fortunes tomorrow!One get two free, the kind of set meal where the boss and sister-in-law ran away in a big sale!

But now there is a tricky problem. The fortune teller doesn't know how to use the bathtub to take a bath.Although you can go online to Baidu, then the question arises, how to open the mobile phone?

Worry that the other party is not happy to see you, and avoid unnecessary embarrassment.The witty Changsheng went to the closet and took out a thick scarf, and wrapped it around his head in front of the mirror, only his eyes were exposed.Although it is difficult to breathe, it feels very deceptive.Changsheng took a few deep breaths, and ran to knock on Chen Qingzhu's door.

Chen Qingzhu opened the door convinced, "What are you doing?"

Changsheng perked up his ears vigilantly, rubbing the hem of his clothes with his hands, and muffled his voice from the scarf, "I, I'm going to take a bath."

"Oh."

Don't bully the ancients, Master taught me not to say ohhhhhhhhh!I'm a Taoist priest who has time-traveling tutorials, the kind who will tell your fortune if I'm not happy.

"After I take a shower, there is no smell..."

"Ah."

Changsheng pouted aggrievedly, and remembered that he was acting cute now and no one saw him, so he couldn't help being even more aggrieved.He scratched at the door, "I'm going to take a shower..."

There was a trace of trembling and crying in the words, which made Chen Qingzhu feel depressed.He was a little irritated by this strange emotion, and his voice became colder unconsciously, "Go and wash."

Boo!Why did you suddenly become fierce?Changsheng shook his head and was very puzzled, so he worked harder to pick up the wall.Suddenly there was a pain on the back of his hand, he subconsciously covered his hand, and he didn't understand what happened until he saw the back of his hand was red.

Tears welled up in Changsheng's eyes, and they fell on the back of his hand uncontrollably.Tears fell down to the ground, soaking the ground.He tried hard to hold back his tears, and kept cursing himself in his heart to hold them back, because if you don't want a beauty, you will dislike you even more, maybe you won't even cook longevity noodles for you.Since then, the rivers and lakes have been separated, and old age and death have no contact with each other.

The boat of friendship is overturned!

Brainstorming up to this point, Chang Sheng was already crying so hard that he hiccupped in his scarf.

Chen Qingzhu panicked, he was afraid that Changsheng would hurt his nails by scratching the wall.And the cutting was extremely uneven, with three marks on the left and two marks on the right, which made me want to make another one on the right.Coupled with the irritability in his heart before, he couldn't help but knock down Changsheng's hand.It was just a light pat, he really didn't expect Changsheng to react so violently.

Changsheng frantically tried to touch his tears, but he seemed to forget that there were several scarves wrapped around his head, and he fumbled with his hands on his face.Probably the tears blurred my eyes again, so there was another series of little hiccups.

Chen Qingzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he first removed the scarves from Changsheng's head one by one, and then took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket to carefully wipe off the tears on his face.There was no snot at all, Chen Qingzhu heaved a sigh of relief, and he persuaded like a child, "Do you know how to use things in the bathroom?"

Changsheng twitched, "Hiccup..."

Chen Qingzhu had no choice but to take his hand, even though there was still a handkerchief between them, and led him back to Changsheng's home.

Goudan lay at the door, blinking his gossip-burning eyes from beginning to end, watching with relish for a long time.

The utensils in the bathroom are all available, but there is no need to add anything.When Chen Qingzhu came quickly, he saw his coat lying quietly in the bathtub. Obviously, the other party was himself who had struggled for a long time before asking for help.He always felt pitiful for the other party in his heart. He suddenly became fat and couldn't continue to taste delicious food, not to mention losing his memory. For a foodie, this kind of injury is simply devastating.And from what he observed today, the other party probably only had Yuan Qing as a relative or friend.

A glutinous rice dumpling walks alone in the vast wilderness, alone.

Chen Qingzhu thought to himself, let's treat the other party as an electronic pet raised when he was a child, but it has become a 3D version.But the name is still the same as before, glutinous rice dumpling.

He explained in detail how to use the bathroom, and Changsheng's little head paused, listening very carefully for fear of missing an important punctuation mark.After Changsheng practiced it, he said that he had fully mastered it.Only then did Chen Qingzhu safely leave Changsheng and Goudan in the bathroom together, and then found a larger basin for Goudan to take a bath in.

Through a door, Chen Qingzhu said, "You wash first, and I'll make you a bowl of longevity noodles."

He glanced at the watch on his left wrist, "Go to sleep after a few symbolic bites, it's almost twelve o'clock."

Changsheng grumbled and bargained, "I haven't eaten all afternoon, and I've been exercising for so long." He was also doused with carp water, terrified to think that he was rejected by a beauty, and he was physically and mentally exhausted!Need a good meal to replenish.

Chen Qingzhu didn't buy it at all, "Eating too much food at night is not good for your health. The gay man died suddenly due to obesity, and ordered a takeaway before he died. The third-year man's physical examination..."

"Then I'll eat three bites! It's not soup!" Changsheng quickly retracted his words, "Can you make tadpole rice noodles?"

"Tadpole rice points?"

Changsheng became excited in an instant, swept away the previous haze, and said like a few treasures, "It's flour and rice divided into water and mixed into a paste, scooped into a steamer and pressed with his hand. The flour, rice and beans with a small tail flicked. It fell into the pot, and when the pot is opened, take it out, mix it with marinade and green vegetables, and it will be tadpole rice noodles!"

With the richness of the soup and the chewiness of the noodles, taking a sip in the cold winter will warm you from the soles of your feet to your heart.

Chen Qingzhu heard that the method of distributing tadpole rice is simple. It sounds somewhat similar to pimple soup, but he has a doubt. He asked, "What is a steamer?"

Changsheng was taken aback, and the careful thought of playing with Goudan in the water just now disappeared, replaced by layers of tension.Afraid that he might be showing off, he tried his best to justify himself, "That's right, it's a kind of utensil from my hometown. It's a jar with a small hole on the bottom, so it's easy to press down and divide the rice."

Chen Qingzhu hummed, neither knowing nor explaining, closed the door and left.

Changsheng tried his best to calm down his racing heart, "Anyway, this word is very difficult to write, and you won't recognize it when you hear it. Three miles are different, ten miles change the rules, maybe there are really steamers in some places?"

He comfortably took a hot bath with Goudan. He was so excited about playing with foam just now, but he felt a burst of embarrassment about Master's time travel.He felt that he had taken advantage of traveling to the modern age. For some reason, he felt sorry for Master.

Not even a piece of paper to wipe your ass!

Changsheng wrapped himself and Goudan in big bath towels respectively, and after drying his hair, he continued to blow Goudan to his heart's content.He buried his face in the soft fur of the dog's egg, and with the nice fragrance and warm heat of the pet shampoo, Chang Sheng yawned, and his head gradually became dizzy.

When Chen Qingzhu came to look for Changsheng with tadpole rice, he found that the door was still half open.He pushed the door lightly and went in, and saw Chang Sheng wrapped in a thin blanket and cuddled on the sofa with the dog egg.

One person and one sheep were snoring happily.Very rhythmic.

Chen Qingzhu admired it with a smile for a while, and felt that the electronic pet he had raised was pleasing to the eye, and he also gave another pet as a gift, and it was not until Changsheng sneezed that he woke him up.Chen Qingzhu put the tadpole rice on the coffee table first, and then found a blanket to separate Goudan from Changsheng. Then he did some warm-up exercises and prepared to carry Changsheng into the bedroom.

When he was keeping electronic pets as a child, he always fantasized about why the pets couldn't come out to accompany him.Now that the dream has suddenly become a reality, Chen Qingzhu expresses that she is still a little excited inside with a blank face.

So, you still need to have dreams, what if one day God accidentally lets you take advantage of the loopholes and realize them?

Chen Qingzhu breathed a sigh of relief, put her hands under Changsheng's body, and tried to hug and hug...