The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Changsheng slept for three full days, and Chen Qingzhu was worried that the other party would faint again. After careful inspection, he realized that the other party had just fallen into a deeper sleep.The living room was a little messy, and he really couldn't see it, and he was restless when there was a little bit of dust.So I cleaned the room inside and out again, and went back to take a shower after cleaning.During the period, he fed Changsheng some liquid food. Just when he was worried that the other party would not be able to take care of himself, Changsheng got up in a daze and went to the bathroom to solve the major issues in life, and then threw himself on the bed in a daze and continued to sleep.

Without the protection of his master, the dog egg activated the skill of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages without saying a word, and honestly hid in Changsheng's bedroom, forcibly transforming himself into a shrinking turtle.

The timing of Changsheng's sleep this time was too good, he flew into Chen Qingzhu's life in a daze like a lost bird, brought out waves of ripples, then built a nest and lingered on.Chen Qingzhu just took advantage of this time to think about the fate of this little bird who had eaten the heart of a bear or the fearlessness of an ignorant man.

It's not that he doesn't like people with two legs so much, it's just that he finds it troublesome.He also said that people's hearts are the worst, they want to bully the weak but are afraid of the hard, and children are innocent but don't know the rules.When you are mature and know the etiquette, but you are too thick and colorful, at this time, talking about the other party's innocence seems to be a curse.Chen Qingzhu puts all his attention on cooking, and having his elder brother take care of the hotel saves a lot of worldly experience, which is why he has such an arrogant personality.But after a long time, he found that he was the only one left in the whole world.

However, Changsheng appeared at this time, more sensible than children, saying that he was mature but lost his memory.Knowing how to advance and retreat is a little ignorant, which also prevents Chen Qingzhu from rejecting him, and at the same time, can give him some precious favors.

When he was cleaning, he found that this house was probably the home of his parents, and there was a family portrait turned upside down on the desk in the study.The mother had a gentle smile, and the father had a kind face. Standing in the middle was a youthful Changsheng, with curved eyebrows and eyes that seemed to be filled with the warmest sunshine in spring.There is still a little baby fat on his cheeks that hasn't faded away, which creates a contrasting cuteness on his thin body that is growing rapidly.

It's no wonder that Yuan Qing always forces Changsheng to lose weight, his appearance before getting fat really makes people like him from the bottom of his heart.The two small dimples that appeared at the corners of the mouth were like rippling fine wine, and the person who pursed his lips and smiled was enchanted.

But the traces of other people living in the house have disappeared, except for an upside-down family photo, all other photos are gone.The room that was originally the master bedroom has now been converted into a study. Chen Qingzhu guessed that the other party's parents divorced and started their own families, and threw out the oil bottle Changsheng alone.It also explained very well why the only photo was put on the table, and Chen Qingzhu could even guess the other party's sensitive emotions when he wanted to get close.

This glutinous rice dumpling is so distressing!

The mobile phone on the coffee table buzzed, Chen Qingzhu picked it up and saw that it was a text message from Yuan Qing.Changsheng didn't know how to use a mobile phone, so he was worried that the other party would miss some important news, so he clicked on it.

[Little Geng Zhi, brother passed the file to you in Twist Vine.The password should be an automatic login, you are about to receive it and study hard.You must remember the important catchphrases, they don’t use the normal way of swearing, you know? ]

The computer was in the study, and Chen Qingzhu pressed the power button, and he would log in automatically without setting a password.Then he stared dumbfounded at the few documents sent by Yuan Qing.

[Buzzwords and Internet swear words.txt]

[European and American gv passion-passion college version attack by beauty high-definition-no-code]

[Japanese gv domineering president x innocent staff office version passion-love-no-code]

……

Chen Qingzhu accepted a txt, and the remaining gs all clicked to reject.

[Ma Yun's father's thigh pendant: Aunt Xue slapped the door. jpg Why did you click Reject?You have forgotten about men and women now, don't you need textbooks to study systematically? ]

[Wang Gengzhi: Get out]

[Ma Yun's father's thigh pendant: Wucao who are you?Are you the one opposite?What are you doing with your upright computer?You broke the law by breaking into a private house, do you know that? ]

[Wang Gengzhi: Hehe. ]

[Ma Yun's father's thigh pendant: Don't leave after school! ]

Chen Qingzhu felt as if he was struggling with mental retardation, so he turned off the computer in boredom.He saw that Changsheng would not be able to wake up for a while, thinking that the other party hadn't eaten the tadpole rice cents he was thinking of.He smoothed out the wrinkles on the sofa cushions, straightened the cushions and went back to the opposite door with the key to the Changsheng family.

On the other side, Yuan Qing was so angry that he had to rush to the treadmill to vent his anger.He sped up again, panting and hiccupping.

……

Changsheng was awakened by the pressure, and he wanted to open his eyes in a daze, but it seemed to be immersed in water. The overwhelming sense of emptiness restrained his body, and his consciousness became clearer, but he couldn't move.

Ghost press?Changsheng was going to be angry, as a ghost, he was suppressed by a ghost, not to mention that he was a Taoist priest before his death.Does the current ghost have professionalism?

Don't be pressured by peers, face to face indecent ok?

He pinched himself forcefully in his heart, trying to wake up from the pain.Then I saw Goudan spreading his hooves, lying on him comfortably.

Changsheng rubbed his eyes, clutched a small goat horn and was about to drag Goudan off his body, Goudan opened his eyes leisurely, shook his hooves and stretched his waist, with a strange look on his face Lazily, "Mortal, don't come to see my king yet."

Chang Sheng's expression on Wu Cao bumped into his colleagues in broad daylight was obviously still devious in shock.He pinched his thigh and fell into the pillow, thinking that he might have hallucinations from too much sleep, and he needed to sleep for another day.

Goudan trembled from being pinched, and was about to yell, but then remembered his identity, so he swallowed back a mouthful of blood secretly, and said arrogantly, "Diao Gui, why are you rude when you see this king?"

Chang Sheng covered his eyes, peeked at the dog's eggs through his fingers, and asked tremblingly, "Who are you?"

"The head of the ten kings of Hades!" Goudan raised his chest with a charming expression.

Changsheng slowly put down his hand, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he lifted the quilt, and threw himself towards Goudan, followed by a violent beating.

"It's you who are the culprit! Let me dress in such a setting, it is clear that you hooked the wrong soul! Let me go back and return my master!" This body is very afraid of pain, and the skin will turn red when it is rubbed a little.He slapped the hard-hard horns, which made his hands hurt, and tears of grievance fell down.

Hades knew he had done something wrong, so he ran to the corner of the wall and huddled with his little hooves.After shrinking for a long time, I felt that something was wrong, the majesty in the image did not unfold!

"I didn't seduce the wrong soul!" Yan Wang yelled for himself with a stiff neck.

It's numb, it's really a tiger falling in Pingyang, being bullied by a dog and being played by a shrimp in the shallows of the dragon, I never thought that I would have a day of yelling wronged!

"Then why did I die!" Chang Sheng stretched out his hand to wipe away tears, "Hurry up and return Master and Goudan to me."

"You can't go back anyway, isn't it good to see your master's world?" Yan Wang sat down cross-legged, shook his buttocks and felt uncomfortable in this position, so he could only ask shyly, "Well, How do sheep usually sit?"

"Lie down." Changsheng sniffed. Although he got a ticket to visit Master's World, he was still upset when he saw Hades. He suddenly thought, "What did you do to my dog?"

"It only took up my body for a while, and I'll return it to him when I get back from a business trip." Yan Wang moved his front legs, bent his legs and lay down with his belly close to the warm floor heating, feeling that the human world is much more comfortable than his own office.He rested his head on his front legs, squinted his eyes and said, "This king is also very busy. I have to go back after I come out to supervise you, otherwise the hell will be chaotic without a leader!"

At this time in the underworld, the big boss is not there, and ghosts and gods such as the Nine Palaces of Hades and the Judge of Black and White Impermanence are holding a Halloween ladder.Everyone changed their ghost faces, took off their official robes, and happily pretended to be humans!For this reason, some ghosts went to Taobao to buy Wang Dahammer and Yao Ming, the curator of Coriander Gold, laughing masks.

One ghost even put on a [Mom's mentally handicapped] headband on purpose, and was obviously beaten up by the big guys.But he couldn't pick it off on the ladder, so the ghost became a living target with a large ghost body, and he was beaten everywhere he went, crying and chirping along the way.

The ghost with the doge smile mask can no longer take care of himself. Everyone expressed that he had been mentally attacked and hurt, and they agreed to throw him into the [-]th floor of hell, and he could not be released until the end of the ladder.

That's right, everyone pretends to be a living person for ghost Halloween, which can scare ghosts!

"What did you do to the dog!" Chang Sheng heard this, and immediately rushed over to give him another beating.

"You named it Goudan?!" Yan Wang also felt that his whole body was not good, so wouldn't he be called Goudan indirectly?How could the evil, charming and mad King Hades be called by this name?Just as he was about to resist, he was suddenly punched again, "Aww, it hurts! It hit me! It hurts like a dog!"

"That's true." Changsheng came back to his senses, broke off two horns, and pretended to be ferocious, "Can you take other people's bodies at will just because you ran out of the underworld? What? Do you know how hard it is?"

Hades couldn't speak clearly when he was shaken, "Just for a short while, there is no harm, the sheep just fell asleep."

The stubborn Hades named himself a very cute sheep baa, and he rejected the name Goudan in capitals!

Changsheng let go of Goudan when he knew that there would be no accidents, but he still glared at Hades from time to time, "You are a ghost, why don't you manifest yourself?"

Do you know how embarrassing it is to possess yourself on a sheep?

Yan Wang was also very wronged in his heart. He buried his head in the furry forelegs, rubbed them for comfort and then rubbed them a few more times... Then he was shocked by his behavior and raised his head in embarrassment, "There are too many restrictions in Yangjian. , if any ghost can manifest itself, wouldn’t it be a mess?”

I am an organized, disciplined and law-abiding top ten young ghost who wins the advanced and outstanding cadre award every year, okay?

"What on earth are you here for?" Chang Sheng asked.

Hades was stunned for a moment, summoned up his courage and uttered the first lie in the world, "Naturally, I'm here to monitor whether you have fortune-telling!" At the same time, he came to look for the earth on the tip of his tongue!