Great sage? !I crossed? !

Wukong has been in this time and space for some time.Among them, he went back to Huaguo Mountain to see his monkey grandchildren, ah no, he was the monkey grandson of his monkey grandchildren, and many little monkeys didn't know him anymore.At first, Wukong felt very sad, after all, this was his home, but when he arrived in a new time and space, everything before would be abandoned.

But just as he was leaving Huaguo Mountain, a person appeared and made Wukong stop.

"Little monkeys, are you behaved today?" A familiar voice sounded from behind Wukong, which stunned Wukong on the spot.

"Grandpa Pig! Grandpa Pig! Are you still here to tell us the story of the Monkey King today?" said a little monkey.

"Yes, more than 100 years ago, there was a great king named Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave. He used to be my elder brother, and his mana was so powerful! But just over 100 years ago, he I disappeared, and I don't know where to go..." Bajie's voice was a little dim at the end, as if he was still missing his elder brother.

"Then did he become a Buddha like Grandpa Pig in the end?" asked another little monkey surrounded by him.

"He...didn't..."

"why?"

"Because...he moved Fanxin..." Bajie sighed.

"Fan Xin?" The little monkeys looked at each other, "What kind of heart is Fan Xin?"

Hearing the words, Bajie regained his energy and said, "When talking about mortal hearts, I have to think of the heart-stirring love story with Chang'e sister before I became a Buddha, as well as the period of eternal love that I experienced. ..."

Before Bajie finished speaking, Wukong seemed to have returned to the past when they learned scriptures together, nana said to himself,

"Since ancient times, love has been spared with hatred, and this hatred has never ended..."

Bajie's back froze, and he looked back in disbelief,

"Big Brother..."

Wukong raised his head and forced the tears back into his eyes, then smiled at Bajie,

"Fat pig, don't teach my monkey grandson bad!"

After more than 100 years, the brothers and sisters finally reunited. The excitement cannot be described in words.

With Bajie's testimony, Wukong became the king of Huaguo Mountain again.Bajie asked Wukong many questions, such as where have you been for the past 100 years?Why has there been no news for 100 years?Why not contact them or something.

Wukong answered Bajie one by one, and at the same time asked Bajie about his master and younger brother.

"Junior Brother Sha has listened to so many Buddhist teachings for more than 100 years, and his wisdom has really grown a lot. As for Master... I don't know why, since you left, Master and Jianglong Arhat have been punished and imprisoned by the Buddha. I have been meditating in the pagoda for several years, and I don’t know why! The Buddha refused to say anything, and they haven’t released it yet!”

"How could this happen?" Wukong asked in surprise, "No! I want to go up and ask the Buddha! Why shut up my master!"

"Even if you go, it's useless, the Buddha is retreating to discuss scriptures, and you won't be able to see him when you go up!" Bajie also felt very distressed.

Wukong had no choice but to sit down with a sigh of relief.

"By the way!" Bajie seemed to have thought of something, and asked cautiously, "Daoji...how is he..."

The haze on Wukong's face suddenly disappeared, and he smiled, "He has woken up! He is now at Lingyin Temple in West Lake, you can go and see him when you have time!"

"Really? That's really great!" Bajie was also very happy that the two of them had finally come to an end, so he asked Wukong many things in a long-winded manner.

That night, Bajie had a meal at Huaguo Mountain and then went back.And in the early morning of the next day, the news of Wukong's return has been spread throughout the Three Realms by Bajie.

After the publicity work was finished, Bajie changed his outfit and came to Lingyin Temple to look for Daoji. He wanted to give him a surprise, but he was shocked when he came face to face!

He never knew... Daoji... and transvestites... such a weird... habit...

Bajie went to Lingyin Temple to find Daoji, but the novice there said that Uncle Ji went to Lijiazhuang to catch monsters, and then he ran to Lijiazhuang, but found...

Hey, mother...wouldn't it be inconvenient for Daoji to catch monsters and wear women's clothes?And just what styling?Maid?Matchmaker?Nanny? !

Bajie felt that the situation was very serious, so he secretly swiped a mysterious light mirror and sent it to Wukong.

Wukong was biting a banana at the time, and wanted to go to Daoji after eating, but suddenly a Xuanguang mirror appeared in front of him, and a strange picture appeared in the Xuanguang mirror.

The banana in Wukong's hand fell to the ground.

What kind of shape is this smelly monk?Maid?Miss Yu?Must die? !

Dao Ji didn't think so much at the time, anyway, it's not the first time he's disguised as a woman!The young master of the owner of Lijiazhuang was fascinated by a female ghost. Not only did he drive away his pregnant wife, but he even sucked his three souls and seven souls away.Now although he was saved by Daoji, he also said he knew his mistake and took his wife back, but Daoji still wanted to test his sincerity, so he turned into a girl to test him.

But Bajie doesn't think so!So, Bajie immediately swiped the Xuanguang Mirror to Wukong.

And the eyes of Zhao Bin who made Wukong more concerned about it had already shown such blatantly that the stinky monk was still lying on his back for him to carry!Really are...

The banana on the ground was crushed by Wukong.

So, that night, Bajie and Wukong had a secret discussion all night.

Early the next morning, one monkey and one pig finally came up with an excellent solution!

That is...

Eat Daoji!

As the saying goes: boiled duck, ah no, cooked Daoji can't fly!Therefore, Wukong should make his smelly monk mature as soon as possible, and then smear his saliva all over his body, so as to avoid other people's delusion!

But the problem is...

how to eat?

Wukong has never been sexually attracted to women since he was born, let alone male sex!What's more, with Daoji's character, do you want him to submit?hum!Not too possible!Therefore, how to implement the strategy that has been discussed overnight is another problem.

"Eldest brother, don't worry! Seeing how we have been brothers and sisters for so many years, I will leave the question of how to eat!" Bajie snapped his fingers and said confidently, "Brother, you just need to lie to this piece of meat Just a pot!"

"Cheat?" Wukong snorted coldly, lying sprawled on the chair, "You think it's so easy to cheat! The smelly monk is so smart!"

"There are many methods!" Bajie said like a thousand treasures, "Drinking, drugging, knocking out, forcing you, etc. can all be done! Anyway, he can't beat you, so what are you afraid of!"

Bajie was slapped hard on the back of the head by Wukong, "You are the envoy of the altar! You are full of things! What do you think I am? A beast?"

Bajie looked at his elder brother's hair all over his body, and said silently in his heart,

Isn't it a beast? !

"Senior brother! Don't be so stubborn! Do you know that since the news of your return was announced, everyone is betting on you!" Bajie touched the back of the beaten head and said aggrievedly.

"Bet? What bet?" Wukong straightened up and looked at Bajie curiously.

"The ones in the sky are more qualified, just betting on how long you can stay together! The ones on the ground, although they are more confident in the relationship between the two of you, but the bet is..." Bajie glanced at Wukong in embarrassment, I stopped talking.

"What is it? Tell me quickly!" Wukong said impatiently seeing that Bajie was teasing him.

Bajie tightened Wukong's ears and whispered a few words next to him...

Wukong blushed and pushed Bajie, "Impossible! Who would be so boring!"

"You don't believe it? Good! This gambling game started from your Huaguo Mountain, if you don't believe me, go out with me and have a look!" Bajie said confidently.

We must let the dead monkey fool the stinky monk into bed, he put all his wealth on it!Never lose!

"Just look! I'm afraid of you!"

After finishing speaking, Wukong and Bajie turned into little flies and flew out. Just after flying out of the Shuilian Cave, they saw a few little monkeys shouting there.

"Buy it and leave it! Buy it and leave it! The new odds are out! The odds for the king to attack are [-] to [-], and the odds for the monk to attack are [-] to [-]! Hurry up and place your bets! Don't come back when you lose time!" said the oldest monkey who looked over.

"I overwhelm the monk!" said a little monkey, "It's not that you haven't seen the way the king treats that monk. He doesn't have the prestige of the Monkey King at all. He obeys his words and is extremely accommodating!"

"However, Your Majesty's self-esteem is so high! How could he be willing to be inferior to others! Besides! No matter how much His Majesty favors that monk, in a real fight, our Majesty's magic power is the highest! I will suppress our Majesty!" said another little monkey.

"The king didn't even become a Buddha because of that monk, so how could he force him! I also suppress the monk!" Another little monkey said, "Besides, it's not like you haven't seen the current odds! Obviously, everyone thinks that the monk Overwhelming the king has a better chance of winning!"

Bajie looked at Wukong's face turning green and then red, secretly laughing that this time there is something going on!What a shame he wasted such a good bunch of bananas.It turned out that Bajie had been operating behind the scenes, bribing the little monkey with a bunch of bananas, deliberately releasing false news, and turning the odds of the two upside down.Anyway, the Buddha discusses scriptures and Guanyin retreats, so we must take advantage of this golden opportunity to make some money, ah no!This should be the reward Wukong gave Bajie for taking care of him for the past 100 years!

When the two of them flew back to the Water Curtain Cave, the way Wukong rushed, made Bajie very happy!

But he still pretended to be worried on the surface, and encouraged him: "Brother! If you don't make up your mind, your title of Monkey King will sooner or later become the Great Sage of "Wife Control". At that time, you will lose face to the Monkey King!" The lining is not all gone!"

Wukong paced back and forth anxiously on the ground, and finally made up his mind!

"Brothers are united!" Wukong stretched out his fist to Bajie.

"Its sharpness breaks gold!" At the same time that Bajie's fist collided with Wukong, Daoji, who was happy in the distance, suddenly shivered and shrank his neck.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Zhao Bin who was beside him asked with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Daoji waved his hands indifferently, and looked around suspiciously.

strangeness!Autumn is not over yet!How did it get cold so quickly?

How could Daoji know that he had kept his virginity for tens of thousands of years, but Bajie sold him with a bunch of bananas...

The author has something to say:

A little cutie raised the issue of bugs in the background of the two mythological stories. I made a mistake in the order. It should be Monkey King first and Daoji later. When you read it, you can directly regard it as two parallel spaces.I was impulsive when I wrote the article, and I didn't draw the timeline ORZ...

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