Great sage? !I crossed? !

Daoji has been weird lately.

The dead monkey hadn't come to him for a long time.

Why is this?

Thinking about it before, when Wukong first came here, he was really a follower than Zhao Bin and Chen Liang!But in the past few days, Daoji has not seen Wukong's half figure!

"Cut!" Dao Ji slapped the sunflower fan, pretending to be disdainful, "I don't care if he comes or not!"

Having said that, he once again forgot his fan in the Zen room today.

Guangliang Biqing and Bi'an carefully studied their Daoji Junior Brother and Senior Martial Uncle together, and came to a conclusion...

Daoji is abnormal!

The reason should be that the person who looked three parts like a man and seven parts like a monkey didn't come to him!

But what the hell is Goku up to?

He is practicing in retreat!

After Wukong and Bajie determined the battle plan, Wukong locked himself in the Shuilian Cave, and began to study how to wipe out Daoji!

Wukong is currently burying his head in the sea of ​​books. The "Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Six Secret Teachings", "Three Strategies" bought from outside, and the "Love Secrets", "One Minute to Get Your Lover" and .. .

"Eighteen Styles of Longyang"...

For the first time, Wukong thought that this book was some kind of martial arts secret book, and asked Bajie foolishly,

"I've only heard of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, how come there are also the Eighteen Forms of Longyang? My martial arts and mana are already very powerful, and I'm not interested in ordinary people's sets!"

"Oh!" Bajie wrapped his arms around Wukong's shoulders wretchedly, "If you say you don't understand, you still don't believe it! This is not some martial arts secret book, but a treasure that I have found for you so that Daoji can be obedient! It’s so rare! Take a look before you talk about it!”

"Aren't you so amazing!" Wukong opened the first page suspiciously, then quickly closed it, and patted Bajie's chest.

"You...how did you have such a thing?" Forgive Wukong, it's his first time to see the palace map of spring~~~, this is a normal reaction.

Bajie proudly raised five fingers to Wukong.

"What do you mean?" Wukong fanned his hands to cool down his face.

"Five taels of silver!"

"You...you... Sure enough, there are scum in Buddhism!!!" Wukong lamented while touching his forehead.

"You don't want it? Then I'll take it!" Before Bajie put the book in his arms, Wukong snatched it.

"Who said I don't want it! You are ashamed to take back what you brought!" Wukong blushed and stuffed it into the pile of books indiscriminately, and then started to chase people away, "Okay, okay, you can leave when the books are delivered! Get in the way of my reading!"

"Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!" Bajie rolled his eyes, reluctant to let the child fail the wolf, brother!Don't waste my five taels of silver for nothing!

"By the way!" Bajie walked to the entrance of the cave and was about to go out when he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly turned around, but when he turned around, he saw Wukong blushing and hurriedly closing the "book" he had just given him, holding back a smile.

"Didn't you leave, fat pig, what are you doing back here?" Wukong roared angrily and angrily.

"No...cough cough..." Bajie had to finish the sentence quickly, otherwise he would suffocate his laughter and hurt his internal organs, "You...you won't just be like this and Daoji, right?"

"Is that so?" Wukong looked down at his clothes, "Is there anything wrong? He's still very handsome!"

Bajie rolled his eyes again, "Yes! You are the Monkey King! But Daoji is a human! Is it possible... Elder Brother likes to play with humans and beasts?"

Wukong said dissatisfiedly, "If he would care about this, the two of us would not have come to this point! Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, do you understand, Messenger of the Altar?"

"Thoughts and actions are different!" Bajie looked at Wukong with disdain, "You are not afraid that the stinky monk thinks that your monkey hair is tied up all over your body!"

Wukong's heart moved, but his face remained calm, "You don't need to worry about this! Go, go!"

In this way, after Wukong drove Bajie away, he retreated for three days, and after integrating all what should be learned and what should not be learned, he burned these books and completely destroyed the evidence, and then used magic to inform Zhiji. The Water Curtain Cave gathers together.

Wukong's evil plan to eat Daoji is officially launched...

"Dead monkey, why did you come to me?" Daoji was stunned for a moment as soon as he stepped into the water curtain cave, what is he doing?Why are there so many red candles lit on the ground?Are you not afraid of fire?

"How?" Goku asked expectantly.

"What's the matter?" Daoji didn't understand.

"Candle!" Wukong secretly proud, very romantic!

"Candle?" Daoji screamed strangely, "You are blind, dead monkey?"

Wukong rolled his eyes, held his mouth shut, and extinguished all the candles with his hand.

Daoji scratched his head, what do you mean?What is the dead monkey doing?

"Is there anything I can do for you?" Daoji looked at the depressed Wukong with a depressed face and asked.

"Oh! That's right!" Wukong suddenly cheered up again, "I... I invented a new set of kung fu, and I want to learn from you..."

"Show kung fu with you?! Monk, do I think my life is too long?" Daoji jumped back with a look of displeasure.

"Oh! I have a sense of proportion! Besides..." Wukong suddenly became depressed, "I came here, and I have no friends. Now my status is so embarrassing, I can't go to heaven to find friends. If I don't look for you, who can I look for. ..Ah! Forget it...if you don't want to...forget it..."

Wukong sat on the chair with his head in his arms, leaving only his back for Daoji.

"Okay, okay! I didn't say I won't fight with you!" Daoji finally softened his heart, and Wukong's face buried in his arms smiled in triumph, "Damn monkey, strike softly!"

Wukong is really easy to strike, but...

"Damn monkey, you beat me back, why are you always picking my clothes?" Dao Ji's clothes were already torn, but now they could barely hang on them.

"You told me to be gentle!" Wukong turned around, and Daoji's clothes were completely scrapped.

Daoji looked at Wukong angrily, "Stop fighting!"

"Hehe...don't be angry! I'll make amends for you!" Wukong put away the stick with a flattering smile and walked over, trying to control his eyes from glancing at Daoji's bare chest.

"I'll let you wear your clothes!" Before Daoji refused, Wukong stood up and took off his clothes and covered Daoji.

Daoji felt something was wrong, the dead monkey was about the same size as him, why the clothes were so small!

Of course, Wukong secretly made the small clothes. He managed to take Daoji’s clothes off. There is no reason for him to put them back on so quickly. The clothes can only be worn on Daoji’s body at most.

Daoji wanted to say that it would be enough to change it out, but seeing Wukong's eagerness, he didn't want to refuse, so he had to wear it.but...

The dead monkey only wears such a coat...

Daoji was suddenly a little nervous, turned his head and said, "Monkey, you gave me the clothes, but you still don't put them on yourself!"

Seeing Daoji's shy look, Wukong resisted the urge to execute him on the spot.Suddenly I remembered a sentence Bajie said before leaving...

"Yes! It's true that you are the Monkey King! But Daoji is a human being! Could it be... Elder Brother likes to play with humans and beasts?"

For the first time, Wukong had doubts about his appearance, looked at Daoji's smooth skin, and decided to obey Bajie's words.

This is the legendary beauty trap!

"Ahem..." Wukong coughed and successfully attracted Daoji's attention.

Wukong turned around on the spot and turned into a young master dressed in white, smiling at the corners of his eyes, and handsome.

Daoji trembled a bit, and the clothes that Wukong was wearing on his body were shaken by Daoji's trembling...

"This is... Duan Yu...?"

Seeing Daoji's tangled brows, Wukong thought that he didn't like it, so he decided to change it to the way he likes it, so that it would be easier to start...

Daoji's mouth twitched...

Don't like the suave ones, how about the cold and sharp ones?

So this indifferent face, murderous eyes, young and gorgeous person with a long sword in his hand should be...

"Bai...Yutang...?" Daoji's goosebumps stood up...

Is this dead monkey crazy? !

Wukong demanded perfection, so he became...

A man dressed in common clothes, bangs sideways, and a clever smile appeared in front of Daoji,

"Hiss~~~mi...mi...Junfei..." Daoji closed his mouth.

Dead monkey must be crazy today...

Wukong is very depressed!Why is the smelly monk so picky!There have been several changes, and he doesn't like any of them?

With an idea, Wukong took out his trump card and conjured up his lore weapon.

Daoji fell off the chair with a "snap" and pointed at the man in front of him with trembling fingers, wearing a T-shirt and denim, holding a Doraemon comic book in one hand, and smiling brightly. Can you believe it?

"If...if I didn't read...wrong, this person...is...Chen...Hao...Min!!!"

This guy even turned out Chen Haoming, what is it if he is not crazy? !

Goku is utterly thwarted!Squatting beside Daoji, he asked, "Why are you so picky! What do you like? Just tell me, and I'll get better again!"

Daoji swallowed, "Then...then I prefer Monkey King..."

Wukong's eyes lit up, he changed back to himself, and said eagerly,

"What did you just say? Say it again!"

As soon as Daoji finished speaking, he regretted wanting to bite off his tongue, "Nothing? I forgot!"

Wukong still stared at him until he didn't let go, Daoji was so embarrassed that he died, "Damn monkey, what are you looking at! Why don't you help me up!"

"Oh! Oh!" The corners of Wukong's mouth could not help but upturned. It was the first time that Daoji said that he liked him!It's not in vain. I just struggled with my brain and changed it.

When Wukong helped Daoji up, Daoji realized that neither of them was wearing clothes...

[Lonely man and widowed monkey, you are alone in a room, you already know what will happen, right? 】

The next morning, Dao Ji woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the enlarged version of Wukong's face in front of his eyes.

"Hmm..." Daoji hastily covered the scream he was about to blurt out, moved his body, and pushed Wukong, who was sleeping soundly, with his hand.

Unexpectedly, when Dao Ji moved, there was an unspeakable numbness and pain in his waist and back.

Daoji froze for a moment, squinted his eyes, and finally remembered the absurd thing yesterday...

The dead monkey actually gave him...to...! ! !

Daoji, who came to this conclusion, twitched the blue veins on his forehead, trying to kick Wukong awake, but as soon as he lifted his leg, the embarrassing feeling became more obvious.

Wukong snorted in his sleep, tightened his arms to hug Daoji even tighter, and put one foot on Daoji's thigh.

"Dead monkey!!!" Daoji yelled into Wukong's ear, finally waking him up.

"Ah!" Wukong jumped up in fright, looking left and right, "What's the matter? Is Huaguo Mountain on fire?"

There was no fire in Huaguo Mountain, but the smoke above Daoji's head was a sign of a fire.

Wukong finally came to his senses, looked at Daoji's expression, and laughed so hard.

"Yesterday... how was it?"

"Arhat Turning Heaven Seal!" Daoji hit Wukong directly, but fortunately Wukong was well prepared and dodged it all at once.

As for Daoji, he fell down weakly after hitting the Arhat Fantian Seal, his whole body was sore and weak, it would be nice to be able to stand up straight.

"Smelly monk, are you alright?" Wukong hurried back to help Daoji up, asking with concern.

"It's okay, your size!" Daoji rolled his eyes, his body was sticky, which made Daoji, who was usually slovenly, feel a little uncomfortable.

Wukong patted Daoji on the back like coaxing a child, following his gaze, he also saw those marks on Daoji's body.

Wukong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, as if he was possessed by Bajie at that moment.

"Anyway, it's still early, why don't we review the content of last night again?"

"No...wait! Ugh!"

It's still a long time... We can practice all the moves in "Longyang Eighteen Styles"...

well!Daoji!Good luck to you!

Extra Story Ending～～～

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