Great sage? !I crossed? !

Now!This is the long-awaited last fifty questions!

51 Mou Du (cheeky smile): Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Kong (smug, rather arrogant): Of course I'm attacking!

Mou Du smirked and turned his head: That holy monk is...

Ji (the outbreak of the word "well" ~~): Arhat turned the sky...

Mou Du quickly replied: Yes!Let's move on to the next question.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Kong (stroke hair? Monkey hair? Push it back): Naturally, there is no way!

Ji (glaring): You are clearly the one playing tricks and tricks!

Moudu (curious): What kind of trick, what kind of conspiracy?

Kong & Ji: Go and watch the episode by yourself!

Mou Du retracted his head aggrieved.

53 Moudu: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Kong (leisurely): quite satisfied!

Ji: No!Full!meaning!

Moudu: Is it possible that the holy monk wants to counterattack?

Kong (confident): Don't worry, he can't overwhelm me!

Ji (lack of Qi): Hmph!I can outsmart...

Mo Du: Strength determines everything!

54 Moudu: Where is the first H?

Kong: Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, my bed!

Ji: You have the nerve to say so!

55 Moudu: How did you feel at that time?

Kong (aftertaste): Very cool!

Ji: After knowing that I was cheated, it was too late...

Kong (dissatisfied): Didn't you enjoy it at the time?

Mou Du's eyes widened: Oh?

Ji (blush): Your monkey hair is so rough, how can you be comfortable!

Kong (rebuttal): Who said that!My hair is regularly treated at the hairdressing salon, so it should not be too smooth and soft!

Ji (squinting his eyes dangerously): Is that the hair salon opened by Little Skylark?

Wukong was stiff and winked at Moudu.

Mou Du (received, coughed): Cough cough!Next question.

56 Moudu: What did the other party look like at that time?

Kong (intoxicated): Very charming, I really want to be eaten in one bite.

Ji (extremely ashamed): I closed my eyes and didn't see it.

57 Moudu: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Sora: Yesterday... how was it?

Ji: Arhat turns the world upside down!

A certain ferry: ...

58 Moudu: How many times per week?

Kong: Not fixed, but not many, we pay more attention to the fit of soul.

Ji nodded.

A certain Du sneaked over and asked Wukong: Really?

Kong (in a low voice helplessly): The main reason is that he refuses.

Mou Du nodded: En!This is like the truth!

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Sora: Hehehe...I'm fine every day...

Mou Du: Is this a hint?

Ji (pretending not to understand): Just let nature take its course.

Moudu's notebook sighed: This is indeed the different attitudes of traditional upsiders and shou towards H!

60 Moudu (□□): Then, what kind of H is it?

Kong: I am very gentle, but the smelly monk seems to like a rougher way.

Mou Du's jaw dropped: What... what! ! !

Ji (startled): Where do I have it! ! !

Kong: Then why are you struggling!In the end, I have to buy another set of clothes.

A certain Du glanced at Daoji faintly, then lowered his head and wrote furiously in his notebook...

Ji (turning into anger from embarrassment): You continue to write the Arhat Fantian seal to serve you!

A certain Du immediately stopped writing to make a view of the scenery.

61 Mou Du (eyes shining): The most sensitive part of me?

Kong (impatient): Didn't you just say that?

Mou Du (confused): Just now?when?

Empty: 34 questions!

Mou Du's notebook frantically flipped...stop...

Looking up in disbelief: Is there... hairy?

Kong (turning his head and speaking in a rough voice): En!

Moudu looked at the blushing Daoji stiffly: You won't be the same...

Ji (turning to the other side): En!

62 Moudu: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Just as Wukong wanted to swear, he was stopped by Moudu.

Mou Du (calmly): I know, Mao!right!

Kong & Ji: Well!

63 Moudu: Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Kong: Well...it's very cool but he doesn't admit it.

Ji: The Invincible Orangutan King!

Moudu put his chin back on: So when he was with Daoji, Wukong actually showed his original shape? !

Ji (explained after hearing what Moudu was saying): The appearance is still the appearance of Monkey King, but the connotation of behavior is different.

Moudu suddenly realized: I understand...

64 Mou Du: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Empty (very sure): I like it.

Ji (guilty): No...

A certain Du hastily interrupted: Holy Monk, as the saying goes: Monks don’t tell lies~~

Ji (glaring): No... I don't hate...

Mou Du pouted...

65 Moudu: Under normal circumstances, where is H?

Kong: Usually in Huaguo Mountain, or in the wild...

Mou Du (nosebleeds): In the wild? !field battle? !

Ji (blushing): There is an enchantment! ! !A dead monkey is in heat regardless of the location! ! !

Moudu looked at Wukong in surprise...

Kong: You almost died fighting monsters that time, I... I was just in a hurry!

A certain cold sweat: Normal people say things that shouldn't be said in a moment of impatience. The Great Saint is worthy of being the Great Saint. He thought of this "in a moment of impatience"...

66 H places you want to try?

Kong (takes a careful look at Daoji): Lingyin Temple or Arhat... Temple...

Ji (shouting): You are dreaming!

Kong (spreading hands helplessly): So I just "want to try".

Moudu looked at Wukong with pity, and asked: What about you?

Ji (whispering): Huaguo Mountain is just fine.

Kong (eyes shining): Then we will go back later...

Ji (staring at Wukong, with red ears): Think about it!I'm doing a show now!

67 Moudu: Should I take a shower before or after H?

Kong: He is before taking a shower, and I am after taking a shower.

Moudu (looked at Daoji carefully): But... the holy monk... smell... um... that... what...

Kong: I've gotten used to it!He is so lazy, he doesn't wash it several times a year!Only after being with me, take a shower and wash a little more diligently.

Ji (dissatisfied): Can I wash it often?Otherwise, the next time someone is sick or injured, stretching his legs and staring at the pills will still come out!

Mou Du: Then why do you have to ask the Holy Father to take a bath to...

Ji (turning his head): Well...that...oh!I'm afraid of fleas!

Kneeling aggrievedly squatting on the ground and drawing circles...

Mou Du had a look of disbelief, and thought to himself: Obviously, he made such an unreasonable request because he was afraid that Wukong would demand too much!

Ji (sneering): What were you thinking just now?

A certain Du breaks out in a cold sweat: Nothing, next question!

68 Moudu: Is there any agreement at H?

Kong: Don't close your eyes all the time, let's do it again!

Ji: Don't keep making me open my eyes, there will be no next time!

A certain ferry: ...

69 Moudu: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Kong & Ji: None!

Mou Du nodded: En!All pure children!

70 Moudu: Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, you should at least get your □□"?

Kong: Of course I object, it would be better to do such a thing than a beast!If I saw it, I would have been beaten to death with a stick!

Ji (nodding): En!I also disagree.But if it can be scaled, it is better to lead people to be good!

71 Moudu looked skeptical: If the other party was QJed by thugs, what would you do?

Kong (with a look of determination): Kill him!

Ji also looked skeptical: Those who have unreasonable thoughts about him can't QJ him, and those who can QJ win him are not interested in him!What am I worried about!

72 Moudu: Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Kong: None.

Ji: Both will.

Mou Du: This is the difference between attacking and receiving...

73 Moudu: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Kong: I won't agree! Isn't H only able to do it with the person you like?I can only do it with smelly monks!

Ji (satisfied): Neither will I.

A certain Du squinted at Wukong: Are you fighting for something...

74 Moudu: Do you think you are good at H?

Kong: Self-taught without a teacher!

Moudu was suspicious, and looked at Bajie who was cowering in the VIP seat: Really?

Kong (wiping his nose): Of course, Bajie also lent me a lot of books on this subject...

Ji: Oh (looks at Bajie sullenly) That monk, I really have to thank him.

Bajie (wanting to cry but no tears): Brother, you betrayed me again... Is it easy for me to make such a little money!

75 Moudu: What about the other party?

Kong: At that time, his whole body was red and he couldn't even move. Can I still count on him?

Ji (ashamed and angry): You can just move, so tired, why don't I fall asleep and rest!

There is another sentence in Moudu's notebook: Only in bed can Wukong regain the dominance...

76 Mou Du: What would you like the other party to say during H?

Kong: Let's do it again!

Ji: This is the last time!

Mou Du: Only the next time, not the last time.

77 Moudu: Which expression do you like the other person in H?

Kong: I like all of them.

Ji (impatient): You can’t see clearly with your eyes closed!But even if I saw it, I would pretend I didn't see it!

A certain ferry: ...

78 Mou Du: Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Kong & Ji: No way!

79 Moudu: Are you interested in SM?

Kong: That's great!I don't want the smelly monk to suffer.

Ji: If the object is changed, I'd be more than happy.

Mou Du: But the problem is that the Great Sage will not let you suppress him.

Ji (helpless): So... of course I can only have no interest!

80 Moudu: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Sora: With my skills and charm, he can't do it!

Moudu (smiling stiffly): The Holy Father is so confident!

Ji (full of confidence): He can't do it either!

Mou Du (zombie laughs): The holy monk is also very confident...

81 Moudu: What do you think about □□?

Kong: This kind of scum doesn't even deserve to die under my golden cudgel.

Ji: If he can be made to put down the butcher knife, then he should be given a chance to reform himself.

Mou Du: This is the difference between half-way monks in Buddhism and traditional academic schools.

82 Moudu: What is the more painful thing in H?

Kong (distressed): When he first entered, he kept moving around!

Daoji looked at Wukong and had nothing to say: Ditto...

A certain Du was puzzled while having a nosebleed: After the monkey opened his eyes, his skin became thicker and thicker...

83 Moudu: In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Kong (excitement): In a monster's cave, he may come back at any time.

Ji (holding his head and lamenting): Is this worth promoting everywhere?

84 Moudu: Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Kong: He tempts me all the time!

Mou Du: Damn it!What book did Bajie borrow from you?

Ji: Absolutely not!

85 Mou Du: What was the attacker's expression at that time?

Sora: It goes without saying that he is handsome.

Ji: □□Xunxin!

86 Moudu: Has the attacking side ever committed QJ?

Kong (firm): No!

Ji (helpless): There is no such behavior, he always uses deception.

A certain Du admired: The Great Holy Lord is really black-bellied.

87 Mou Du: What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Kong (proud): Usually by the time he reacts, it's too late!

Ji: Oh!Think of it as a kind of practice!

Kong (wronged): Why are you so wronged!

Ji: Alright, alright!

In Moudu's notebook: It turns out that Wukong is acting coquettishly, and Daoji can't stand it!hehe!

88 Moudu: For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Kong: Stinky monk!

Ji: Dead monkey!

Mou Du: Well!Dedicated enough!

89 Moudu: Does the current partner meet your ideals?

Kong: Of course!

Ji (duplicate): Barely, barely!

A certain cross-eyed: You duplicity monk...

90 Moudu: Have you ever used props in H?

Kong: No, for fear of hurting him.

Ji: Well, I don’t like it.

Mou Du (whispered): But I heard that the golden cudgel can be big or small...

Kong & Ji: I won't do it! ! !

91 Mou Du: When did your first time happen?

Sora: In the month since I came into this world.

Ji: Well!

92 Mou Du: Was the object at that time the current lover?

Kong & Ji: Of course it is him!

93 Moudu: Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Kong (looks at Daoji expectantly): lips.

Ji (pretend not to see): Cheeks are enough!

94 Moudu: Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Empty: His back.

Mou Du: Why?

Kong (sorrow): I wounded him before, I don't know why there are still faint marks on his back now.

Ji (patting Wukong on the shoulder): It's all over!

Mou Du (wiping the crocodile's tears): What about the holy monk?

Ji (thought for a while): Finger!

Moudu: Fingers?Very romantic!

Ji (rolling his eyes): Because there is no Mao...

A certain ferry: ...

95 Mou Du: What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Kong: When holding him.

Mou Du: Does this "hug" have any special meaning?

Sora: Ahem...Please imagine freely.

Ji: When I was sleeping in his arms.

Mou Du: Aren't you afraid of being rough?

Ji (blush): Keke...the hair there is okay...

96 Moudu: What do you think about when H?

Empty: smelly monk.

Ji: It's blank...Generally, his behavior can no longer make me think about other things in Youya...

Mou Du (admiration): The Holy Father is mighty!

97 Moudu: How many times did you have sex in one night?

Empty: Not counted.

Ji: I usually do it twice when I'm conscious, and when I'm fuzzy, I don't know...

Mou Du (admired again): As expected of Monkey King, he is so energetic...

98 Moudu: During H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Kong: I helped him take it off.

Ji (angry): What do you call off?That's almost called tearing!

Kong: Then you were disturbed!You are like this, I have to tear it up!

Ji: Who told you that every time you come out of the blue, it is premeditated!Let it be, let it be, understand?

Kong: When you want to let nature take its course, I will not be suffocated to death!

Mou Du thought: If Dao Ji is not willing, Wu Kong will not force it!Obviously, I also want to... (Suddenly remembering that Daoji can listen to people's thoughts, he hastily stopped.)

Ji (glanced at Moudu): You are smart!

99 Moudu: What is H to you?

Empty: the embodiment of love.

Ji: Ahem...the embodiment of dead monkey love.

Mou Du (cold sweat): Holy Monk, you are as twisted as ever...

100 Moudu: The last question, please say something to your lover

Kong (urgent): How are you thinking?

Ji (blush): Don't be an example!

Kong (excited): Oh yeah!

Mou Du (confused): What do you mean? !

Ji (suddenly remembered something, sneered): Before going back, there is one more thing to do.die!Fat!pig!

As soon as the words fell, a ray of light flew towards the sky from the VIP seat.

Daoji got up and went after him, and Wukong followed immediately.

Not long after, Moudu heard a pig-killing cry from afar...

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