Great sage? !I crossed? !

"Is everything ready? Lighting master! Props master! Are you all ready?" After getting the ok, Mou Du made a will with a prophetic mind, and secured a huge amount of insurance money by the way. Even if he came back with his life, I don't have to worry about spending time in a wheelchair anymore.

Moudu: First of all, welcome everyone Ali to participate in our program this time!In this issue, the two guests we invited are Monkey King! (The light is turned on) and Master Daoji (another light is turned on)!Everyone applause welcome!

Thunderous applause...

Mou Du: Hey hey hey!Please don't jump over the railing, lady, or this show can't keep you safe... Ugh!Granny.What are you trying to do!Ahhh!Sir, that's not a passage, it's an exhaust vent...

So when Mou Du calmed down the scene, the two guests were already impatient.

good!A certain Du slapped the table violently, waking up the two lying on the table, and said, "Now! The Hundred Questions of Kongji Xiangxing has officially begun!"

1 Moudu: First of all, what are the two names?

Kong: Speaking of me, I’m amazing!I am Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave in the land of Fengmo Shenzhou. Now I am the elder brother of the group of four who learn from the scriptures, and I will fight against Buddha in the future!hum!

A certain cold sweat...

Ji: In my previous life, I was one of the Eighteen Arhats under the Buddha's throne, the Subduing Dragon Arhat. In this life, I am the famous monk Dao Ji of Lingyin Temple. People say that I am the living Buddha and holy monk, but some people say that I am the most handsome Ji Gong in history!Ha ha!

A certain sweat: The two are really a perfect match... Hehe...

2 Moudu: What about the age?

Kong: About five hundred years old, I can't remember exactly.

Ji: I’m in my 20s now, so I don’t know about the old ones.

So a certain Du took up a pen and wrote in his notebook: Twilight Love and Year-End Love.

3 Moudu stared at the title in the notebook, and said with a feeling of wanting to vomit blood, that...gender?

Kong: Can't you see it? (stare!)

Mou Du trembled and trembled: Look... I can see it...

Ji: (with a calm face) Handsome guy.

A certain ferry fell...

4 Moudu: May I ask what are the personalities of the great saint and the holy monk?

Kong: Needless to say!Who in the world is not my friend of Monkey King!The character is of course good, nothing to say!

Ji (glanced at Sun Wu faintly, and smiled complacently): That person who is full of friends everywhere, has a good personality and has nothing to say, once chased the monk and I chased him to death...

blankly stunned...

Moudu patted Wukong's shoulder reassuringly: Alas!After all, he is a former cadre, so his eloquence is different...

5 Moudu retreated three feet ahead of time, and shouted there with a little bee: The...character...character...of...the other party...

Empty: narcissism, madness, pretending to be crazy, love to be brave, terminal epilepsy patients!

Moudu: Kongkong, are you taking revenge on the previous question...

Ji (not angry, he fanned himself with a palm-leaf fan leisurely, and said in an exasperated tone): Arrogant, competitive, unruly, neurotic, in the late stage of ADHD...

Moudu couldn't help but wanted to applaud Daoji, but Wukong was watching covetously, so he had to give up... Alas... Just don't fight, the equipment here is imported from abroad, very expensive!

6 Moudu (moving back slowly, this question is okay, and will not step on the line of fire) When did the two meet?Where?

Kong: I can't remember when, but I just remember that it was a ruined temple, he, his apprentice and two goblins fell from the sky.

Mou Du (grabbing towards him and asking) Did you pick it up?

Kong: How could I pick him up, I didn't know him at that time!

Ji: I remember the same as him. Fortunately, the place where I fell was covered with straw, otherwise my bones would fall apart. (stare)

Empty and innocent...

7 Moudu (starting to consider the safety limit of this question, considering whether to back off) the first impression of the other party?

Kong: A smelly and sloppy smelly monk...

Ji: Dead monkey! ! !

Moudu (stepping forward to persuade): Daoji, don't be angry!Let's answer the question first!If you want to quarrel, go back and quarrel, there are children here, don't bring them into trouble!

Ji: I am answering questions!

Moudu (laughs): Dead monkey? !

Daoji nodded.

So there was an extra line of words in the notebook - the two had a very bad impression of the first side, and they belonged to the type of long-term love.

8 Moudu: What do you like about the other party?

Empty: Cleaner.

Ji: Be honest.

Mou Du (crying): Can you please be good to me... (Both stare at each other!) Well... I will be good to you.

9 Moudu felt that the dangerous level of this question belonged to 3S level, so he called the helicopter to hang him and continued to ask: What do you hate about the other party?

Empty: not clean. (Mou Du: Kong Kong, when did you love cleanliness so much? What about your fleas? Wu Kong: Wow! You don’t want me to be covered in lice after becoming a fighting Buddha, right?! Mou Du: Well... also... )

Ji (rubbed his chest, accidentally brought out a "leg-stretching eye pill", and put it back again for fear of wasting it...): dishonesty.

Mou Du (directing the plane to approach, his eyes glowing) What kind of dishonesty are you referring to?

Ji (looks up at Mou Du): Anyway, it’s not the kind you think...

Mou Du (doubtful): Really?

Ji: Arhat...

Mou Du (speaking firmly): Of course it is!How could our majestic monks of Lingyin Temple lie to others!

Reader (contemptuous): You lackey...

10 Moudu: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Kong & Ji: What is compatibility?

A certain cold sweat: Forget it, this question is over, I have already seen it from the previous few questions.

11 Mou Du: What do you call the other party?

Kong: Stinky monk!

Ji: Dead monkey!

Kong (unhappy): Stinky monk! !

Ji (not happy): Dead monkey! !

Kong (angry): Stinky monk! ! !

Ji (also angry): Dead monkey! ! !

Moudu (wiping sweat): Well...by the way...an answer is enough.

12 Moudu: How do you want to be called by the other party?

null:......

Mou Du (inaudible): What?

Kong (small voice): Wukong...

Moudu (smiling): What a pure child~~ How about you?

Ji (without blushing and out of breath): Uncle Shi.

Kong (roaring): You are dreaming! ! !

Mou Du (smiling on the inside): Ahaha...

13 Moudu: If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Empty (quick to answer): Monkey!

Ji (dissatisfied): Why am I a monkey?

Kong (turning his head, didn't see his face, but his ears were red): Because I'm a monkey.

Ji (blush): Humph!

Mou Du (nods and smiles): What a harmonious scene...

14 Moudu: If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Kong: Wine!The smelly monk loves to drink.

Ji: Bananas!Dead monkeys love to eat bananas.

Mou Du (frustrated): Why is it so simple!There is no feeling of JQ at all...

15 Moudu: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Empty: A stinky monk overgrown with bananas.

Ji: A dead monkey soaked in wine.

Mou Du (the corners of his mouth twitch): In this way, you can still eat...

Kong: Why can't I eat it?Huh!wrong!I seem to be at a disadvantage, the stinky monk is so thin, he can't hang many bunches of bananas.

Ji (laughing): Then I’m not bad!The dead monkey has a lot of hair and absorbs water...

Mou Du (with star-shaped eyes): Is this the legendary JQ?But it hasn't reached the next fifty questions yet, it's still normal time, so...will it be banned by Taipower...

16 Moudu strayed a little further: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Kong: I love to be brave!Even though they were all injured, they still pretended to be calm over there!

Ji: You are not the same!Didn't I tell you to leave when I was arrested by the Qiankun Cave Master?Why are you still rushing forward so recklessly!

Kong (stands up angrily): Do you want me to watch you get killed by that goblin (wow——)?

Ji (turning into anger from embarrassment): Dead Monkey is doing a show now!You...you didn't hold back your mouth, you!

Mou Du (persuading the fight): Two...Two calm down... (Turn your head and wink at the sound engineer: I will restore the place where the sound was just muted...)

17 Mou Du cautiously asked: What is your problem?

Kong (glaring at Daoji): Hmph!I don't!

Ji (glaring back): Hmph!so perfect!

A certain Du took a pen and wrote down in his notebook: Two daffodils...

18 Moudu considered whether to omit this question, but seeing the director's threatening eyes full of "ratings", he had to hold back his trembling and ask: What's wrong with the other party?

Kong (so angry that he could burn the whole studio): Didn't you ask me just now?Still ask!

Ji (fanning his little cattail fan carelessly, humming a song): Monk, I love freedom the most, there are reasons for being crazy...

Mou Du (bows and nods): Yes yes yes...

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Kong (looking at Mou Du suspiciously): Is there a difference between unhappiness and dissatisfaction?

Mou Du (laughing): There is still a bit of a difference...

Kong (picks his ear): The golden hoop...

Mou Du (rushing to answer): Of course there is no difference!Really!Why did the program team prepare such a boring question!

20 Mou Du (after the two have calmed down): Then what do you think will make the other party unhappy? (Quickly added) It doesn't have to be the same as above...

Kong: When I disregarded his feelings, I wasn't exaggerating that much. I was just helping, that's all!

Ji (glanced at him): When I don't want his help.

A certain Du sneakily wrote in his notebook: As the saying goes, a strong woman is afraid of pestering her husband, and the great sage grinds a crazy monk. After being grinded and grinded like this, he was really grinded away...

21 Moudu (thieves laugh): How far has your relationship reached?

Kong (smiled triumphantly, just about to speak, but Daoji squeezed his waist): We are here... Whoops! ! !

Mou Du (doubtful): What is the extent of "Oh wow".

Ji (stare): The level you expected! (cover your face with cattail fan...)

Mou Du (smirk): Oh!The Holy Father is fast enough!

Kong (with a smirk): That's that!

Ji (still smiling, but a blood vessel has burst out on his forehead): Am I dead when you become monks!

Mou Du (quickly recovering the official expression that the host should have): But aren’t you a womanizer, Grand Holy Father?How did you know... um...?

Kong (blush): I am not close to women, but there are people here!

Mou Du (looked at the VIP seats, and obviously saw a huge figure moving out cautiously... Sha: Second senior brother, where are you going? The show is not over yet! Pig (sighed, and had to be careful again Move back...): Didn't go anywhere! Move around after sitting for a long time.): Did Bajie teach you?

Kong (blush to the base of the neck): He didn't teach, but gave me a textbook...

Ji (glaring at Bajie): ...So it was you!When the show is over, so are you!

Mou Du (still not afraid of death asked): What do you teach?

Kong (sorry to speak, seeing Daoji smiling harmlessly, suddenly felt a chill down his spine, but it was hard to take back what he said, and he didn’t dare to offend Daoji because of machismo, so he thought Take this topic away): It’s nothing... just some sports common sense...

Ji (sighs secretly, lowers his head and touches his forehead): It gets darker and darker...

Mou Du (eyes shining): Sports common sense? !Physical...sports...what sports are taught...

Kong (embarrassed, starting to think about it): Well... push yourself up.

Mou Du: (shaking all over): Is what you "prostrate" really "earth"?

Kong (stammering): Of course I'm lying on the ground, but...just... there's only one person between me and the ground.

Ji (vomiting to internal bleeding): Dead monkey!Shut up! ! !

Mou Du (Shocked! Shocked! Petrified on the spot!): Then you...just...stand up...stand up...Huh?Why is my nose itchy?

Director (reminds Du in a low voice): Nosebleed!Watch out for nosebleeds!Flow down, flow down! oh my god!Cameraman, cut that part later!

22 Moudu: Where did the two of you have their first date?

empty (still in embarrassment...)

Ji (still in rage...)

Mou Du: Don't be like this...it's hard to be a host...

Kong (reluctantly): Let's destroy the temple...

Mou Du (dissatisfied): The title is the place for the first date, not the place for the first meeting.

Kong (rebuttal): Those monsters are following my master's idea every day. It's too late to protect me. Where's the time to go on a date?

Ji: In the cave on the mountainside behind Huaguo Mountain!

Kong (staring at Daoji in surprise): That kind of situation is also called a date?I think it's almost dead!

Mou Du (nods in agreement): Well...and dating, you have to have a date to have a date!

Ji: Who said I didn't ask him out!Monk, I save a piece of fruit every day and throw it out to attract his group of monkeys and grandchildren. Will he be able to find me then?

Kong (humming dissatisfied): Even if you don't throw fruit, I can still smell where you are!

Ji (disdain): Didn’t you lose all your mana at that time?You can still smell me there?Do you think you are a huffing dog?

Kong: You...

Ji (smiling wryly): How is it?You bite... (as if thinking of something, he quickly covered his mouth, and accidentally saw Wukong with a familiar smirk on his face as if thinking of something, and shouted at Moudu in embarrassment): Okay, okay , quickly ask the next question!

23 Mou Du: How was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Kong: Not good!The smelly monk was arrested at that time and locked in the barrier.

Mou Du: You saved him?

Kong (rolling his eyes): Everyone said that he had no mana at that time, how to save him!Yeah stick saved him!

Mou Du: Then, the Golden Cudgel is also your matchmaker?

Suddenly a golden stick flew out of Wukong's ear, jumping and jumping excitedly on the ground.

Ji (pressing his temple): Actually, I am beginning to suspect that everything is premeditated by Ah Bang...

Hearing this, Jin Cudgel stopped jumping, and hid behind Wukong, sticking his head out to look at Daoji carefully.

Ji (looking up to the sky and sighing): Sure enough, I guessed right.

A certain Du took up a pen and wrote down in his notebook: It turned out that it was not Wukong who fell in love with Daoji first, but the Golden Cudgel...

24 Moudu asked curiously: How far did it progress?

Kong: I don't know how much that is. I just know that watching the smelly monk being bullied inside, my heart feels more painful than being in the alchemy furnace. I just think that I will save him even if I risk my life. !

Ji (turning his head shyly): Hmph!reckless!

Mou Du (approaching without fear of death): Didn't you feel moved at that time?

Wukong looked around pretending not to care, but he kept glancing at Daoji from the corner of his eyes, and there was unconcealed expectation in his eyes.

Ji (glaring at Moudu, making a small voice, not looking at Wukong in a daze): Just a little...

Wukong couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth.

25 Moudu: What about the frequent dating places?

Kong (impatient): Didn't you all say that you want to protect the master so you don't have time to go on a date?Even if it is barely a date, it is either in this goblin's cave or in that monster's lair, and usually they only focus on fighting, so there is still time to talk!

Ji (with a ruffian laugh): For a dead monkey, beating goblins is much more exciting than dating!

Mou Du (shakes his head): Great Holy Lord, you are so confused...

Ji (raising eyebrows): style?You say monk me?

Kong (sneering): Isn't he the same?It's not enough to hit someone, you have to play tricks on them first, it's really bad fun!

Mou Du (cold sweat): That's why we say that the two are a perfect match.

26 Moudu: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Empty: Take a wine bath.

Ji: grow bananas.

Mou Du: Haha...ha...so humorous, you two...

27 Moudu (gossip! Big gossip!): Which party confessed first?

Empty: no...

Mou Du: No? !

Daoji: Well!No!

Mou Du (disappointed): Why not?

Kong: Do you think I and Monk Smelly can do such a thing as a confession?

Mou Du (not giving up): Not even a word of intimacy?

Kong & Ji:......

Mou Du (thieves laugh): It seems that there is... tsk tsk... I don’t know who talked more... But since Wukong is chasing Daoji, it should be Wukong who talked more.. .Wow!Monkey King's love story, if it hit the headlines of the newspaper, it would not be the biggest news in the Three Realms!

So Moudu wanted to ask, but saw the golden hoop bouncing around next to Wukong, so he endured it...

28 Moudu: How much do you like each other?

Kong (does not speak, blushes and turns his head): ...

Ji (doesn't speak, looks up shyly): ...

Mou Du (adjusts his tie): Uh huh...

Kong (closes eyes and pretends not to hear):  …

Ji: (Shaking cattail fan, humming a song): Monk, I love freedom the most, there are reasons for being crazy...

Mou Du (bows his head helplessly, gives up): Alright...let's move on to the next question...

29 Moudu: So, do you love each other?

Wukong glanced at Daoji quickly, and nodded slightly.

Ji (although it was very fast, but he caught Wukong's subtle movements, so he blushed and said): One... so-so.

Kong (muttering a bit depressingly): What an awkward guy, if he tells the truth, he will die!Even my majestic Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King said it.

Ji (stare! Wukong shut up knowingly):  …

Seeing this, Moudu added a new entry in the notebook—Sun Wukong has been eaten to death by Daoji... is about to enter the era of strict wives...

30 Moudu: What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Kong: When he emphasized to me the content of the third chapter of the covenant.

Ji: When he called me Venerable.

Moudu (curious): Daoji, you have three chapters with the Holy Father?What's the date?Also, Great Holy Lord, there are times when you don't call Daoji smelly monk, but call him by his title? !

Kong & Ji (in unison): It is inconvenient to disclose the plot.

Mou Du (squatting on the ground and drawing a circle): Ugh...you despise me...

Mou Du: If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Kong: Let him go...

Mou Du (star-eyed): The Holy Father is really generous~~

Kong (continuing without changing expression): Then kill the person who made him change his mind.

Mou Du (wiping sweat): Hehe...hehe...the great saint is so humorous...

Ji: Is it a female monkey?

Mou Du (squeezing the sweat towel, clattering...): Let's move on to the next question!

Mou Du: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Kong (wiping the golden cudgel): I will forgive Daoji...

Mou Du (thought to himself): But you won't forgive that adulterer... (Crack! I got hit on the head by a fan! Mou Du: Woo... actually eavesdropping on someone's heart...)

Ji: Yes!

Mou Du (surprised): Huh?

Kong was furious: You don't care about me at all!

Ji (shaved nails): The question is, do you dare?

Kong Kong blushed, but did not speak back.

A certain Du quickly copied it in his notebook, Monkey King is a strict wife... It's hard to be a husband! (Crack! Got hit again! But this time with a golden cudgel...)

Production team: A bloody incident occurred at the scene, call 120 quickly!

Daoji's eyes turned white, he rubbed a leg-stretching pill and stuffed it into Mou Du's mouth, and then woke up slowly.

Mou Du (smash it, smash your mouth, oh...it’s unpalatable!): What should I do if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Kong & Ji: Find him.

Mou Du: Do you know where the other party is?

Kong: Either the restaurant or the Lingyin Temple.

Ji: It's either a monster's cave, or a fairy's mansion.

Mou Du: It seems that the two often miss appointments...

34 Mou Du (smirk): Which part of the other party do you like the most?

Empty: where there is hair.

Mou Du (poof! Nosebleed gushes out): Is there...hairy? !

Ji (blushing and glaring at him): A hairless place.

Moudu fainted due to excessive blood loss.

Production Team: Blood Pack!quick!blood bag!

35 Mou Du covered his nose: the other party's sexy expression?

Sora: The expression when you touch his hairy place.

Mou Du (twitching): It's still the first fifty questions, don't...don't be so fast.

Ji: The expression when touching his hairless area.

Mou Du fainted again.

Production Team: Blood Pack!Is there a blood bag?What?Only pig blood?fine!Pig blood is also fine, let him wake up quickly, the show will continue!

36 Moudu (excessive blood loss and pale face): When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Kong: I saw when he finally woke up.

Ji: When he helped me tie the cloth strips torn from his clothes.

Mou Du (smiling): Ah!Your love life is really bumpy!

Kong & Ji (glaring): Who did it!

Mou Du (pretending to be innocent): Alright, next question.

38 Moudu: Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Kong (looking up at the starry sky at a 45° angle): As long as you are with him, you will be happy no matter what.

Mou Du (slanting eyes): Couldn’t this be what Ba Jie taught you too?

Kong (embarrassed again): The words were taught by Bajie, but the meaning is still on point.

Ji: When there is wine to drink...

Wukong stared at Daoji with an aggrieved face. .

Ji (blushing helplessly): When there is wine and dead monkeys to accompany.

Mou Du patted Wukong on the shoulder.

39 Moudu: Have you ever quarreled?

Kong: I quarreled.

Ji: More than once.

Moudu then wrote in his notebook: Happy friends.

4 Moudu: What kind of quarrels are they?

Kong: If there was a real quarrel, it should only be at the Great Leiyin Temple.

Mou Du (curious): Have you ever quarreled before?

Kong (helpless): Usually he lost his temper and I listened, or when he was cold, I was the only one who was angry.

Ji (angry): When did I become cold to you!

Kong (retorting): Just when you and I made an agreement for three chapters!

Ji (guilty): Hmph...how could...I'm laughing, okay...

Kong: It's uglier than crying if you don't smile on the skin!

Ji (furious): Monkey King! ! !

Sora (sighing): It’s because I read it wrong, can’t it be okay...

A certain Du turned his back and quickly wrote: Daoji is arrogant, Wukong is a loyal dog...

41 Moudu: How to reconcile later?

Ji: Usually he is the first to admit his mistake.

A certain Du turned his head to look empty...

Empty (blush and nod)

A certain cold sweat, is this really Monkey King Monkey King...

42 Moudu: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Kong: I will not be reincarnated!I've always ticked off the names in the book of life and death!

Ji: Hope!

Kong looked at Daoji and added, "No matter how many times he reincarnates, I will go find him!

Ji (moved on the inside and tough on the outside): Wait until you find it!

There is another line in Moudu's notebook: Daoji Tsundere and Twisted...

43 Moudu: When will you feel that you are loved?

Kong: When he looked at the cloth strip I gave him tied on his hand.

Ji: Every time I lose my temper and throw away the cloth, he can find it every time.

Mou Du (admiration): The Holy Father is so amazing!

Kong (pulls the ears closer to a certain Du): I installed a GPS positioning system on that piece of cloth, and the smelly monk also knew about it, so he threw it away so reassuringly, otherwise his baby would be too late!Let me tell you, the smelly monk is a twisted person who is going to die, the kind who obviously cares a lot but refuses to admit it! "

Ji (slanting eyes): What are you talking about?

The two separated quickly, saying in unison: Nothing!

After all, the cub of a certain family added a touch to the book: Wukong is arrogant, twisted and sullen, and Wukong looks like a loyal dog but has a dark belly.

44 Moudu: How do you express your love?

Kong: Buy wine for him to drink.

Ji: Pick bananas for him to eat.

Moudu (whispering): Two foodies...

Kong & Ji (sneer): Say it again!

Shut up...

45 Moudu: When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Kong: He and I made three chapters and the two quarrels in Daleiyin Temple.

Ji: He...seems like he didn't...

Mou Du: Dao Ji, you are really happy...

Kong (sighs): In every relationship, there must always be someone who is at a disadvantage...

Ji (glances at Wukong): Are you dissatisfied?

Kong (smiling hastily): No, I'm willing to...

46 Mou Du: What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Kong: Well... dandelion... Smelly monk is unrestrained and uninhibited. He hates restraint the most. Dandelion should be more suitable for him.

Ji (tilting his head and thinking for a while): Hericium erinaceus?

Kong was aggrieved, and broke into a cold sweat: Well, holy monk, Hericium erinaceus doesn't bloom...

Ji (nodding): Let’s talk about Dandelion, isn’t he the same? Besides, if he flies, he doesn’t, so what!

Empty idling grievances are sweet. .

Moudu's notebook: Daoji is still so dependent on Wukong.

47 Moudu: Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Kong: I don't have one, but he does!

Ji (dissatisfied): How can I!

Kong: That time at Daleiyin Temple! ! !

Ji (in a small voice): That's not for your own good...

Kong: Huh...

Mou Du was surprised, did Wu Kong finally revive Fu Gang? !

Ji (turning head, staring): Huh?

Kong (laughs): Of course I know that you are good for me, but...you can't exclude me!

Ji: Huh!

Moudu (Genghis Khan): I take back what I just said.

48 Moudu: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Kong: inferiority complex?After all, I am Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave in Fengmo Shenzhou Land!What a joke!If I feel inferior, all the gods in the Heavenly Court will commit suicide and apologize in shame!

Ji: How can I say that I am also known as the living Buddha monk of Lingyin Temple. In my previous life, I was one of the Eighteen Arhats under the Buddha's seat, the Subduing Dragon Arhat. Everyone said that I am the most handsome Jigong in history. I have nothing to be ashamed of!

Moudu's notebook (sweating a little): Two daffodils... really match...

49 Moudu: Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Kong: You know everything you should know and what you should not know.

Ji (stares): It's all this dead monkey, so blatant, spreading it everywhere!

Kong (humming): That's to get rid of other people's unreasonable thoughts about you.

Moudu (eyes brighten up): Apart from Cave Master Qiankun and Zhao Bin, who else is interested in Daoji?

Kong (angry): Isn't it just his senior brother Fuhu?You used to pester me, but now you're pestering the smelly monk again!

Ji (shouting): No way!It is obvious that you are eating vinegar indiscriminately!Don't slander the pure friendship between our brothers and sisters!

Kong (louder): What about Master Shengde?

Ji (helpless): Please!He is just the fire spirit orb that Manjusri Bodhisattva rides on the spirit lion to play with, and he is still staying in Xitian!Don't think about it, okay?

Moudu: It is said that Wukong's hometown is Lianyungang, not Shanxi, why is he so jealous?

50 Moudu: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Kong (angry): He just doesn't want to go up to the sky to look at his group of senior brothers all the time!

Ji (also angrily): Don't you always visit Enen and Little Skylark?

Sora: That's just a greeting between friends!

Ji: I was just reminiscing about the past between brothers!

Kong: No one goes to reminisce about the old days!

Ji (snorting coldly): I am happy!

Lost for nothing.

Mou Du patted Wukong on the shoulder again...

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