boss, i mean it

After Yu Cheng applied his hair oil, put on a bow tie, and put on a black suit, he checked in the mirror, turned around and leaned on the semi-circular stair railing, and trotted down the stairs.

More than a dozen alumni came to the living room, most of the male guests wore suits and leather shoes, some of the female guests wore lace dresses, and some wore silk satin jackets and skirts.Everyone was polite, and they chatted in small circles under the hospitality of servants holding champagne.

Yu Cheng, as the host, stepped forward to greet each one.Hearing someone calling him, he turned his head and saw his childhood sweetheart Lin Yourong holding a young man on his arm and waving at him.

Yu Cheng hurriedly dealt with the topic in front of him and withdrew.

Lin Yourong smiled and introduced to him: "This is the son of my English teacher, Mr. Fu. He is in the same class as me, and his name is Fu Xin. Brother Fu, he is the Jin Haoxuan I often tell you about."

Fu Xin stood up straight with delicate eyebrows, and her suit and shirt were elegant and generous.At this time, it is not fashionable for people to bow and bow when meeting each other, and young people do not want to follow the habit of big bosses in the business world taking off their hats and shaking hands when they meet, and they bow slightly to each other.

Yu Cheng smiled and greeted: "I heard that Brother Fu is from Peiping, and he joined the Crescent Club?"

Fu Xin raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Haoxuan likes new poems? I brought one today, a new work by president Xu Zhimo."

Yu Cheng rubbed his hands and couldn't wait to help him clear the room. The male and female guests sat down on the sofa in the living room.Lin Yourong volunteered to accompany Fu Xin on the piano. Yu Cheng took a glass of wine and leaned against the wall to listen.

"I'm a cloud in the sky, occasionally projected on your wave heart—" Fu Xin was holding a piece of paper in his hand, but he had already memorized the content, he turned his gaze towards Yu Cheng, with a smile in his eyes, "... disappeared in an instant."

Yu Cheng's glass stopped at his mouth, absent minded.

"You and I meet on the sea of ​​night, you have yours, I have mine, the direction—"

Lin Yourong devoted herself to playing "Song of Spring", the piano tinkled, tinged, and the timbre and words recited by Fu Xin harmonized like a jasper.Yu Cheng stared at Fu Xin's figure, and felt the large cherry blossom petals quietly blooming and dissipating in his heart, dancing in the thin blue and clear sky.

Four applause sounded, he came back to his senses, stepped forward and dragged Fu Xin away from the crowd.

Afterwards, during the whole gathering of poet friends, Yu Cheng haunted Fu Xin.The two chatted, but no matter what the topic was, they hit it off.

Yu Cheng asked: "Brother Fu moved his family to Shanghai, will he not leave from now on?"

Fu Xin pondered for a moment, then smiled and said: "That's the plan, but in troubled times, no one can live in peace for a few days. By the way, I heard that you will go abroad with Lin Yourong next year?"

Yu Cheng is full of ambition: "Well, we all want to learn Western architecture. The earthquake in Yunnan last year killed and injured more than [-] people, and the old houses in China can't keep up with the times. Would you like to go with Brother Fu?"

Fu Xin was stunned, hesitated for a while before saying: "I want to stay and wait for someone here."

Yu Cheng heard a "boom" in his ear - it was his heart that broke for no reason.Immediately after hearing the siren sound getting louder and louder, he opened his eyes, and it turned out that the loud noise was the phone alarm, at 06:30.

It's like a continuation of another dream.Yu Cheng smiled, "Crescent Society", it feels like the name of a death metal band!Haha... the handsome guy in the dream is getting more and more fashionable, and as for me, my mind is getting worse and worse!

It was completely dark, and the room was as cold as an ice cellar. Yu Chengshuo huddled under the quilt to cheer himself up, and turned over and got out of bed a minute later.

A new day begins.

The time turned to January of the new year. Since the Spring Festival holiday will be held at the beginning of next month, the team's new cooperation talks and receptions have been postponed. Yu Cheng only has piles of copywriting to write.

January is both quiet and hectic.

Because the legendary performance is called once a quarter, what is to be done in January is the annual performance evaluation.This month's performance points will affect the year-end bonus.The 7 salary that I saw when I got the offer, I got four more months of salary. If the performance is 7.5 points, I will get it properly; if it is 6.5 points, I will get twice as much; Take a guillotine.

In other departments that Yu Cheng came into contact with, everyone looked relaxed on the surface, but actually walked on eggshells.For example, the little girl in the legal department who is in charge of stamping, every time she stamps his copy, she can't wait to draw a few auxiliary lines with a ruler before stamping.

Yu Cheng comforted her: "Why bother, the government departments don't pay much attention to the cooperation stamps, they are either upright or upside down."

The girl smiled wryly, curled her lips and shook her head: "Last week, I was almost decapitated just because the stamp was a little crooked!"

Her metaphor made Yu Cheng uneasy.Because the end of January is also the node of his three-month entry.When the probationary period expires, Chen Xiaowei will continue to use him or let him go, just this month.Ma Jiali sent him a self-assessment report and asked him to print it out and write a self-assessment.He carefully cited cases around the "Nine Yin Scriptures" to prove that he had reached the 8-point standard, and filled three pages of blank paper with eloquence.After Chen Xiaowei got it, he couldn't help laughing, while Ma Jiali said something innocuous, he wasn't sure how much he could get.

In contrast, the rest of the team seemed less nervous.This month even Chen Xiaowei has become as loose as Rao Haizhen. Although he is not late, he often leaves early, or simply does not come on vacation.

Even in the company, people don't talk much about work, they talk about the house, the car, and the children.The company will be moving in April, and the old people have sold their stocks to buy houses next to the company's new site.Rao Haizhen sees that the sky is spent on treasure hunting, buying various lamps, curtains, room accessories, etc.; Chen Xiaowei said that he spent 300 million to buy a house in the west of the city for the convenience of his wife going to work.Although the new home is far away from the company's new location, he has plans to buy an Audi A4 in the near future.

Compared with them, Yu Cheng's life is one day at a time.Buying a house or a car is like going to a vegetable market to buy vegetables. He can't even think about it.

But houses and cars are actually nothing to think about. The house is just a place to sleep.No matter how high-end it is, passers-by will take a second look, so what?

Yu Cheng enriches himself with the spirit of Ah Q, and happily looks forward to his birthday.

Early in the morning, the elephant smiled and said, "I have arranged a big surprise for you tonight!"

Yu Cheng was overjoyed: "I want the four heavenly kings to perform on the same stage!"

Elephant: "What are the four heavenly kings, I will give you nine heavenly women to spread flowers on the same stage!"

Elephant kept his word. At eight o’clock in the evening, after overtime work, he hooked Yu Cheng’s neck with one hand, and called people with the other. Then Xiao Shuang, Candy and her boyfriend, Xiao Zhuo and her boyfriend, and what other aunts were there? Mother, third sister and third brother-in-law arrived together, and eleven gay men got into the KTV box.

Yu Cheng used to be out of the circle, but now the circle surrounds him, and he watches curiously like an outsider.

When I first started ordering songs, everyone was still pretending to be normal, except that the first song was about a female star, which looked more enchanting.Half an hour later, a case of beer was down, and the scene was out of control.

Candy rushed up to the small stage next to the screen, grabbed the stand microphone, twisted her body into a snake, and screamed: "Today is our A-Cheng's birthday, and tonight is our girls' night!"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Yeah——"

"Girls' Night"!Yu Chengle died and couldn't bear it anymore.

In the following time, accompanied by amorous or high-spirited songs one after another, even the three 1s in the box took off their high-cold disguise, happily twisted their waists and hips, and threw their belts and shirts in the air.The elephant ran to the bathroom, and when he came back, he threw a pair of steaming long johns onto Yu Cheng's shoulder.

Elephant: "It's uncomfortable to stop the bird, put it in your bag for me!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

There was a three-inch wide glass window on the door of the box. Yu Cheng didn't want to go crazy and be seen by the patrolling waiter outside, so he turned his back and howled at the screen above the sofa.Recently, there are several Taiwanese songs in variety shows that are very popular, such as "Dancing Girl", "Station" and "Sad Hotel".The elephant encouraged Yu Cheng to sing "Sad Hotel" with him and let Yu Cheng sing a female voice.

Yu Cheng didn't evade, closed his eyes and choked with sobs: "...In the dark hotel, sad shrimps are planted (who knows), and the pain is swallowed in the stomach, eh~ahahahahah..."

Suddenly the elephant didn't catch up, and Yu Cheng said into the microphone: "Dead elephant! You sing!... Come back after a cup, if you understand, don't ask Ruan Duo for a seat—"

He found that everyone seemed to be quiet, so he stretched out a finger, pointed at the people on the sofa, pointed at them one by one, and then pointed to the door of the private room.

"Hey~..." Yu Cheng's voice faded out automatically. At the door, the waiter was pushing a cake on the trolley, his facial muscles were stretched as if they were about to break, and standing quietly behind the waiter was Gu Tianjiao.

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and said to Mai with a serious face: "Hi, I'll just wait for you."

The "sisters" who were sitting quietly all around made breathless explosions in their chests at the same time. Yu Cheng wanted to use his hand as a shovel to dig a hole in the wall of the box with flying bricks and disappeared.

How did he know that his male god would come?Looking back at the elephant holding back his laughter, Yu Chengmiao understood the reason why the elephant asked him to sing this song about the stove after answering a phone call.

I really want to castrate him!

In the constant embarrassment and despair, Yu Cheng pretended to be fine and cut the cake, the waiter left, all of them were his own, but everyone was eating the cake, their eyes were full of the light of watching the show.He was about to die of shame, and hid in a dark corner without saying a word.

Unexpectedly, after Gu Tianjiao finished eating the cake, he ran to order a song, picked up the microphone, and his voice diverged, and he uttered a sentence: "Dead ~ love..."

Everyone was terrified for a second, and cream froth was sprayed from all sides. After laughing, the whole people grabbed the wheat and joined in the roar.

Yu Cheng's embarrassment was over, and everyone's restraint and discomfort when Gu Tianjiao first arrived disappeared, and the group of demons danced wildly and returned to the field.Gu Tianjiao is too good, a straight man gets along very well with a group of young gays, even Candy, Xiao Zhuo and the third sister don't care about their own men, and show affection to him.

For a while, Daxiang whispered to Yu Cheng: "Damn, it's fortunate that Lao Gao wants to take care of the store, otherwise I would feel very crisis!"

The third brother-in-law also complained to the elephant: "What do you mean by finding such a competitive competitor?"

Yu Cheng felt a bit like a husband and wife.However, he quickly calmed down. People abandoned their wives and daughters to run parties, just to save his face.He can be grateful, but he can't forget his position.

At eleven o'clock, the time for buying is over, and everyone is still clamoring to go to Jun Gu Xu Tan.

Yu Cheng took care of Gu Tianjiao and wanted him to go back first.At this moment, Gu Tianjiao answered the phone.

The call time was very short, and after Gu Tianjiao smiled and said "Hello", he was unable to interrupt. In the KTV lobby, a group of people were silent. Seeing his subtle facial expression, he said lightly: "Alright, let's be quiet for a while. .”

Yu Cheng and the people around him looked at each other in blank dismay, and understood what happened in seconds.But since it's "quiet and quiet", it's no big deal.After the silence is over, everything can be restored as before.

It's normal between couples.

Gu Tianjiao was hung up, he put the phone in his pocket without changing his face, and said with a smile: "Where did you say you were going? Jun Gu? Brother can carry four people."

Yu Cheng persuaded: "Brother, go back! You can't drink while driving, it's boring to go, besides, there are Tingting and so on..."

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "Tingting is at grandma's house, please drive for drinking, let's go! It's your birthday every year, let's continue to be crazy!"

A group of people were suspicious for half a second, and immediately cooperated and yelled again. Gu Tianjiao's Mondeo took the lead, followed by two taxis, and the convoy rushed to the side of the West Lake.

Since tomorrow is a working day, Jun Gu is still the same as last time, deserted.After more than a dozen people entered the ticket, it became hot immediately.Lao Gao wore a black leather jacket with a lapel collar that was about to be dragged to the ground, and the shoulder straps were covered with shiny silver studs. He had the aura of a Night King crawling out of a grave.

Lao Gao: "Brother, it's your birthday! I'll speculate for you, just wait!"

As he said that, he asked the DJ to change the music, turned on the air conditioner at all costs, and called a dancer in the bar called "No Tears" to tear off his shirt with the music, twisted his muscles on the steel pipe in the middle of the small dance floor, and typed red words on the LED screen: "If he wants to kiss you, suggest that he go from the bottom up."

The scene got out of control again. People who were curious and watching got into the mood in a second, calling for friends and companions one after another. After a while, the venue was full.

The staff hired by Lao Gao were either aggressive or beautiful, and they took turns to toast at Yu Cheng's table.Those who are flirtatious, posted it to ask Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao to have a cup.

Yu Cheng secretly looked at the male god, for fear that Gu Tianjiao, as a straight person, would not adapt to such an environment where even he couldn't hold it.Unexpectedly, Gu Tianjiao was really happy. Although his smile was restrained, it was not a full stop, nor was it an air conditioner. Those who were just right to incite people to flirt with him were more willing to use their bodies to add to the fun.

After twelve o'clock, everyone in Jun Gu Li was sweating and dancing.Yu Cheng took care of Gu Tianjiao's feelings and never left his seat for half a step. Seeing that it was too late, he asked him in a low voice if he wanted to leave first.Gu Tianjiao said with a smile that Wang Qing told him not to go back at night.

Yu Cheng smiled and said: "Bedside love, don't be too 'quiet', girls can't stand that."

After a while, Gu Tianjiao said: "There are some issues that cannot be compromised, and I'm afraid of disturbing her when I go back now... Are you willing to take Brother in? Just for one night, and I will talk to her tomorrow during the day."

Yu Cheng was embarrassed.As a gay, the relationship with the men around me is delicate.Many straight people think that homosexuals will fall in love when they see the same sex, and they are willing to flatten themselves as long as the same sex hooks their fingers. All kinds of conjectures end in sex.But they forget that homosexuals are also human beings, so don’t heterosexuals love and do things when they see the opposite sex? Gays can be friends with gays, and they can also have straight brothers and girlfriends.It's actually very common for Gu Tianjiao to spend the night with him.

Although he is really proud of Ha Gu...but he thought about it, this kind of thing can't be slapped with a single slap.So he struggled for a while and said, "Okay!"

The bar closed at two o'clock, Gu Tianjiao found a substitute driver, and drove Yu Cheng, Xiang Xiang, and Lao Gao, who had finished work, to Binjiang.

At 06:30 the next morning, the alarm clock rang, and Yu Cheng reached out to grab his phone by the bedside, feeling that there was someone beside him.He trembled all over, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the male god lying on his left side.

Gu Tianjiao naturally reached out and knocked off the mobile phone on the bedside table.

In the morning light, the two looked at each other, and Yu Cheng found himself resting on Gu Tianjiao's arm.He stayed for a second, and immediately bounced up as if being scalded, but Gu Tianjiao pulled him back and covered him with a quilt.

Gu Tianjiao: "I'm taking brother's car today, it's cold outside, so you can take a nap for a while."

Yu Cheng blushed and tried hard to remember, didn't he do anything last night? ...Anyway, first, he has no impression, it seems that he didn't care about being shy after drinking Piao, and went to sleep after washing; Nothing to do... Phew... That's fine.

Gu Tianjiao closed his eyes and breathed slowly and forcefully, as if he had fallen asleep again after returning to the cage.Yu Cheng secretly reached out and touched down, uh, the roof of the tent is too high, but he is wearing underwear.

Suddenly I heard Gu Tianjiao laughing: "You look good here during the day, but the sound insulation is so bad in the middle of the night...the shaker next door, the shaker upstairs, I don't know if Tingting heard it last time."

Yu Cheng thought to himself, come here, the next door is just a shaker, and I don't know if Lao Gao was smothered to death by an elephant in order to "silence".He replied seriously: "The upstairs likes to shake in the early morning, sometimes early in the morning. On the day of Tingting, the two upstairs probably went to celebrate the festival, so don't worry if you're not here."

Gu Tianjiao turned to look at him, and asked with a smile: "Speaking of Tingting, what stories did you tell her? Her grandma said that on the second day after returning home, whenever she eats, she must let her grandma put it in the pot first." Draw a fork, cut the rice like a cake, and serve it piece by piece; when grandpa dozes off while reading a book or a newspaper, she picks up the toy, no matter what, and pricks the sharp point of grandpa’s thigh.”

Yu Cheng: "Painting congee and hanging beams stabbing thighs..."

Gu Tianjiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "It's a good thing you didn't tell her 'Meng's mother moved three times', otherwise I would have to move earlier."

Yu Cheng said with a puff: "But I did say 'chiseling the wall to steal light'."

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

The two were lying on the bed laughing together, suddenly Gu Tianjiao looked back at him with a smile, Yu Cheng was stunned.The light leaking from the curtains was very weak, just enough to soften the light in Gu Tianjiao's eyes, and the soul-stirring aura emanating from his facial features made his heart beat violently.

The two stared at each other with bated breath, without moving for a long time, as if time had stopped.

How... How can I get so close to someone I like but can't touch... I promised him to spend the night last night, am I stupid?They are so close, and they are just chatting under the quilt, who will believe it?I would have known better if I drank some slices, a memory disappeared, and I also had a secret thought...

There was a lot of noise in Yu Cheng's mind, each thought was scattered in a row, and the final conclusion was: I am just stupid.

Be disabled!But he was inexplicably hard and about to explode.Now that he doesn't dare to get up like this, and if he is found out inadvertently, he will be finished. Gu Tianjiao will definitely disappear from his world.

He took a small breath, but if he continued like this, he would definitely suffocate to death.

Gu Tianjiao finally turned his head and asked, "When is the morning rush hour from Binjiang to downtown?"

Yu Chengsong paused: "If you miss seven o'clock, it will be forever."

Suddenly hearing the sound of the elephant next door getting up suddenly and rushing to the bathroom, Gu Tianjiao said, "Forget that the elephant starts work at eight o'clock, wake up!"

The two jumped up and put on their clothes in twos and threes.No one cared about anyone during the chaos. Five minutes later, at exactly seven o'clock, Gu Tianjiao's car, carrying Yu Cheng and the elephant, drove out of the community gate.

life goes on.

The weather is getting colder and colder, but Yu Cheng often thinks back to this morning, when a person walks alone and laughs, his whole body is so warm that he smokes.

At the end of January, Chen Xiaowei called the team members into the office one by one for an annual summary talk.

When it was Yu Cheng's turn, Chen Xiaowei smiled and said to him: "Yu Cheng, your performance has exceeded my expectations. If you are an old employee, I will give you 7.5 points. It is a pity that you have just completed the probationary period, and HR thinks that the probationary period is 7.5 points." It's too early, I can only strive to pay out your year-end bonus. Keep working hard next year!"

Yu Chengzhen was both happy and sad.Didn't he just delay Ma Jiali's chance to take a shortcut to get promoted and make a fortune? Why is her ghost still haunting her?What's more, based on the truth revealed by Rao Haizhen, it is absolutely impossible for Chen Xiaowei to use that executive's wife. If it weren't for him, there would be someone else who would become Ma Jiali's roadblock!

Is it interesting to stare at him?

He thanked Chen Xiaowei for a long time, and went out to find Pu Junhao to smoke.Ask Pu Junhao what it means to "full" the year-end bonus.

Pu Junhao said: "Sixteen salary, the extra four months is the normal year-end bonus. However, it must be converted according to the working time, less than half a year is counted as half a year, and more than half a year is counted as a year."

Yu Cheng did the math, three thousand and three for two months, that's six thousand six, plus this month's two thousand six, nine thousand two? !

He stared at Pu Junhao with bright eyes: "Pony, get rich, get rich!"

A few days ago his father called and urged him to book a plane ticket, but he was still so worried.It's all right now, the air ticket is 1000 yuan, the next quarter's rent is [-] yuan, and the credit card is [-] yuan. When he goes back, he can give grandma and grandma a small red envelope of [-] yuan each!

He laughed like a fool and went back to his work station, only to see Rao Haizhen coming out of Chen Xiaowei's office.

Rao Haizhen was wearing the woolen dress that he had asked him to choose the color for, and the hem of the skirt was indeed stuck somewhere.When she saw Yu Cheng, she trembled with laughter and said, "Xiao Cheng, you're awesome!"

Yu Cheng: "What's so awesome, sister?"

Rao Haizhen: "The leader criticized me, let me learn more from you! Xiaocheng, you are awesome and outstanding!"

Yu Cheng laughed, thinking, is this sister a bodhisattva or a queen?Even if you are really happy for me, no one can laugh so sweetly after being criticized, right?

But maybe it's because I'm low?

He reluctantly placed Rao Haizhen on the Bodhisattva's side, and confirmed to her whether the year-end bonus would be paid for half a year according to his situation.

Rao Haizhen smiled affectionately and said, "You're dreaming! Our company has more detailed regulations. If you join the job on November 20nd, if you are less than three months old, you can only count it as a quarter! And ah, [-]% of the prepayment tax will be withheld! "

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Rao Haizhen: "Hahaha, Xiaocheng, you think too much, you think the company has such a big finance department, it's a vegetarian!"

Yu Cheng was taken aback, and based on a quarterly conversion, he would only pay one month more. After deducting the 20% withholding tax and the monthly five social insurance and one housing fund, there would be five thousand two thousand left, and the rent would be two thousand four four. Pay back the card for [-]... Well, I can't even buy a one-way ticket now, grandma and grandma's little red envelope... See you next year!

While feeling sad, I received a mass New Year greeting email from Yang Yuquan's company.

The content of the email is exciting, to the effect that: Our company has gathered countless Chinese dreams and realized countless Chinese dreams.You have done a good job this year, and the finance department will distribute all the year-end bonuses in place today.You go home to meet your parents, take your parents to go shopping, go to Happy.On New Year's Eve, please let us hold a bowl to the moon, eat dumplings and glutinous rice balls together, and celebrate the New Year with satisfaction.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the mobile phone text messages of people in the same team rang back and forth, and everyone sent money with a smile that could not be hidden on their faces.

Yu Cheng secretly clicked on the text message, and as expected, Rao Haizhen was right and didn't send him any more.

Yu Cheng was heartbroken looking at that number, damn it, just don't go back!