boss, i mean it

If you want to go home, you still have to go home, because Yu Cheng's father yelled at the phone: "I will reimburse you for the air ticket!!!"

Yu Cheng was deaf in his right ear, so he switched his mobile phone to his left ear and said, "That won't work either, I can't take out grandma's red envelope."

Then he also became deaf in his left ear.

But it seems that before he became deaf, he heard his father say, I will lend it to you!Remember to return! ! !

Uh, the last three words, just treat it as an auditory hallucination.

He managed to pluck a few more hairs from the iron rooster, and Yu Chengle broke down.Three days later, at [-] o'clock in the morning on New Year's Eve, Yu Cheng dragged his small suitcase and rushed to the airport in the wind and snow.

Yu Cheng seldom took the train, and the two or three times he took it were not during the Spring Festival travel rush. He had only seen the overcrowded scene in the news.But this year, the weather was not good, and there was a heavy snowfall in Hangzhou.On the taxi to the airport, he saw several cars drifting directly to the green belt in the middle of the expressway and got stuck along the road.When he rushed to the airport with his head on his belt, his premonition came true, and the plane was delayed.

The flight that was supposed to take off at six o'clock is still "departure time to be determined" at this point.It was 55:[-], and he had no choice but to sit in the airport coffee shop where pigs and sheep were slaughtered.

At eight o'clock, the radio was still repeatedly reporting that the flight of XX was delayed due to weather.The "so-and-such flight" keeps adding to it, and it becomes a long list.At ten o'clock, the waiting hall was already full of people rushing to board the plane.Not a single seat was empty, neither in the lobby nor in the places where you had to pay to sit.The usually wide and empty aisle is full of people, and everyone sits on their suitcases regardless of their dog-like polite attire; there is a long queue in front of the women's toilet, and people at the end of the queue frequently look at the men's toilet next to them, with expressions that look forward to crossing Gender boundaries, so that there will no longer be narrow gender distinctions in the restrooms of the world.

At twelve o'clock, even the cold and windy smoking area outside the hall was crowded with people.The huge space was filled with the smells of all kinds of people, Yu Cheng held his breath, and finally had a little experience of Spring Festival travel.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, the flight finally loosened.Yu Cheng followed the broadcast announcement, went to the counter to check in his luggage and change his boarding pass.People lined up in front of the check-in counter at the check-in counter of Guiyang and destination Kunming.

Yu Cheng sometimes likes the airport, no matter how aggressive the people around him are in other places, they become inexplicably polite here.Some people seem to be taking the opportunity for the first time, watching other people's behavior everywhere.When others packed their luggage, they tied up the large and small souvenir gift bags in their hands; when others took out their ID cards, they followed suit and held them in their hands.He focused on blending into the environment, for fear of losing face if he was not careful.

Suddenly someone broke this peaceful environment and rushed from the end of the line all the way to the front.

She was a rural elder sister who was dressed out of tune with the people around her. She had two frizzy long braids, and a quilt with red and green threads embroidered with crabapple flowers was tied on her back with a drooling baby.

She smiles and asks people in dialect when she sees them, and people look like they don't understand or pretend to be annoying.When it was inserted in front of Yu Cheng and in front of it, Yu Cheng suddenly realized that what she asked was "Is it okay to go to Guiyang?"

People still ignored her, Yu Cheng pulled her who had already walked in front of the three people in the line, and told her yes, the eldest sister said oh, jumped in the line with a smile, and practiced what it means to "pretend to be stupid and eat enough".

The people around expressed their "dislike" blatantly, and Yu Cheng was also very disgusted for a moment, thinking that if you don't say "Guiyang", you can say "Kunming"!But he soon felt that he was inhuman, who doesn't have a first time?Besides, at this time, the eldest sister is carrying a baby on the plane, at least her father won't be reimbursed for the air ticket, right?Much more capable than him!And when others ignore her, she can keep asking and laughing, her courage is commendable, and her emotional intelligence is higher than his. He despises a bird!

Changed mentality, waiting was boring, so Yu Cheng began to observe the eldest sister.

She vividly highlights the sense of competition and crisis of the general public in today's society.Whether it's changing the boarding pass or going through the security check, as long as there is a way, she trots and overtakes the people in front; whenever there is a queue, she cuts in, and when others have opinions, she just smiles and pretends not to understand, and does it right.When she got to the security check counter, she saw people standing in front of the yellow line and did not leave, and she couldn't figure out what they were waiting for.

She made a quick decision, if others don't leave, she will leave!

She walked out in front of the first person with the baby on her back, and ran directly behind the door.The girl and the guy with the scanner were all stunned, and when she came back to her senses, she had already run to the shopping mall behind the security checkpoint.

The eyes of the people around were full of smiles, and Yu Cheng also suppressed his smile with a tense face. Seeing the security guard rushing up, he brought her back: "What are you doing! Go back!"

This is not over yet.

Due to the chaos of the flight on this day, all boarding gates are not the usual ones.Yu Cheng's flight needs to take the ferry first, and then board the plane by the gangway.

When getting on the ferry, the eldest sister ran into the car first, sat down on one of the few seats, and smiled at the people who got on the bus later with a blatant pride of "my mother is faster than you".But sitting on the shuttle bus is actually not good. When getting off the bus, the eldest sister realized that she was squeezed by the crowd and lost the advantage of getting out of the car first.By the time she got out of the car, a lot of people had already blocked the ramp.

As expected, Yu Cheng saw that the eldest sister, regardless of her own adversity, insisted on carrying her baby on her back, using her elbows to make a bloody path in the crowd by turning left and right, and happily stood beside the ticket inspector.

It's a pity that the ticket inspector didn't support her, and checked tickets for others in a calm manner.The eldest sister stood in a daze until Yu Cheng, who was in the middle of the crowd, had passed the inspection. After passing by her, the ticket inspector raised his hand to let her pass.

So the eldest sister dashed and galloped, overtook Yu Cheng, and entered the cabin first.

She still won.

Yu Cheng followed up the cabin and saw the eldest sister sitting in the first row of the business class.

The stewardess was as surprised as the people around her. She summoned up the courage to ask her for a boarding pass, and after one glance, she said that you want to sit in the back.The eldest sister was confused for a while, Yishun stood up and walked back, and within two steps, she sat down again and sat in the first row of the economy class.The stewardess was full of black lines, she pulled her up and said that you still have to go to the back.

The eldest sister refused, and raised her eyes and said: "The seats are all gone, I'm carrying a baby, where do I want to sit?"

Yu Cheng burst into laughter in his heart. People who dare to love think that this is the same as the bus. When you see a seat, you have to grab a seat, otherwise you will stand all the way to the end.

Yu Cheng was very scheming before and asked for a seat at the emergency exit.In the crowded cabin layout, find the most spacious place to rest your long legs comfortably.It's a pity that the eldest sister is seated very far back, and the story seems to have no sequel.

Going home to celebrate the New Year after work is like being patient, watching a boring short film with an ending that can be seen at a glance.

Stayed at home on the first day, played haha ​​with my father's third wife, half-brother's mother, drank red wine with my father to watch the Spring Festival Gala at night, and went out with his father and his brother's mother all night playing cards and mahjong On the second day, I went to the countryside with my father’s family to visit the ancestor’s grave; on the third day, I went to grandma’s house for reunion dinner; on the fourth day, I went to see my mother and grandma; Pack your luggage and go back to Hangzhou.

Each group divided his half-day as usual.

The same goes for the three aunts and six women.A few years ago, I was asked about the score of the exam, compared with others, and whether I was good or bad in my studies; after going to university, my aunts solemnly told me to put the emphasis on my studies and never fall in love; after work, the topic changed, and I asked why not Come, how much money is there outside, do you have a girlfriend, when will you get married, and whoever has a child.

Yu Cheng slammed the table in his heart, he was not allowed to fall in love at university, and he was allowed to get married after graduating from university. You think your girlfriend is like rain from the sky!The thunder and lightning can come crashing down, and you can get a certificate if you pick it up casually.

Even if you pick it up, you can tie it, but I'm not a donkey.Find someone of the opposite sex who can mate no matter whether it is a donkey or a horse. Even if you don't have a donkey, you can still give birth to a mule.

Yu Cheng didn't dare to get mad, pretended to be the God of Wealth with a smirk on his face, and honored his grandma with the money "borrowed" by his father.When he went to the grave, his relatives of the same generation in the countryside all had children. He had been working for two years in theory, and he didn’t know who set the hooligan rules, so he had to give out red envelopes everywhere.

He also admitted this.But the strange thing is that when he took out the red envelopes for his grandma and the children of his relatives in the countryside, the eyes of all the fathers at home were staring at the red envelopes he handed out and then caught by others. He smiled at him as if he was waiting for something; the next generation of his parents, that is, his younger brothers and sisters, also looked forward to watching him, as if they had a premonition that something happy would happen.

Yu Cheng was so embarrassed that he couldn't support himself with the money he earned.Could it be that these relatives in the family couldn't figure out that although he was a junior, how could there be a reason for a junior to send money to his uncles and aunts because his parents couldn't take care of him?The younger brothers and sisters are of the same generation, and the younger is a little younger, so the younger can ask for the lucky money from the elder brother?

Starting from his grandma, this big family with branches and leaves has a total of seventeen members.Is it possible that everyone has finished chewing on his working life and marriage plans, and still count on him to send money?Why?

After Yu Cheng roared in his heart, he turned around and "borrowed" money from his father. The elders and peers in the family took care of it one by one, and everyone pushed and accepted it. Finally, everyone was satisfied.

Among the relatives on Dad's side, the only warmth comes from grandma.Her old man gave him 120 yuan as a child's share.It is said that it is twelve months a year, ten yuan a month, perfect.Yu Cheng's father laughed, but Yu Cheng was very moved.The whole family regards grandma as a child.

But then grandma's concern came to grandma.Grandma asked: "Did you go to see your grandma?"

Yu Cheng: "Not yet, go tomorrow."

Grandma: "Your grandma's retirement salary is so high, how much does she make a month?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The next day at grandma's house, when grandma accepted his red envelope, Yu Chengma stretched out her hand and pinched it, and said, oh, there are so many, did you give it wrong?Grandma immediately put the red envelope in the inner pocket of the cotton jacket.When it was over, he also mentioned his grandma, and asked: "Your grandma's retirement salary is so high, huh? Are you afraid that there will be three or four thousand?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

He thought to himself, it has been 20 years since my parents, Lao Yan and Lao Yan separated, and the two of you have been tricking me every year, asking about each other's pension, are you two "destined rivals" or something?

Grandma lived with Yu Chengniang, and under the same roof, there was also his half-brother.

Originally, according to his grandmother's complaints for many years, Yu Cheng's father was a prodigal, a prodigal, a playboy, and a bum...Yu Cheng also admitted that his father Ming Mei was marrying three wives, but this was just the tip of the iceberg.He often heard people say that his father was with a female secretary in the company for a while, and a female accountant for a while... In response to a line of lyrics, "Boss Yu who is hard-working, and a female employee who is flowing."

But there was one thing he didn't want to understand.

Right after his father and his mother divorced, his mother married someone else, who was a small boss who contracted a private minibus in the early 90s.

But at that time, his father had just left his job without pay, and opened his own shop to make sofas. Before making any money, he slept with a female salesperson on the sample sofa in the shop.The latter was so violent that other people who listened to grandma's gossip ignored the doubts on the mother's side.

After many years, Yu Chengma divorced her little boss a few years ago. Unexpectedly, she turned around and invested in real estate. With lightning and thunder, she ran to Shanghai with a sack and went to the specialty store to pay the full price and dragged a Maserati. come out.

Grandma Yu Cheng corrected: "No, I swiped my savings/card."

Yu Cheng was speechless, what's the difference between that and carrying a sack of RMB in?He fantasizes countless times that his uncle, who is short and ordinary in appearance, who still hugs his lady and auntie when he is poor, runs into the magnificent shop all in the plaster of the construction site, throws a sack in front of the car sales lady, and shouts: " I want Martha!"

Embarrassed, the young lady smiled apologetically and said, "Ma San? There is no Ma San here."

The manager saw the clues of the sack, trotted over, nodded and bowed and said, "You want to buy Martha... oh, ok, ok, what type do you want?"

The uncle stared and patted the table: "I just want to buy Martha... Latty! Hey~"

Well, that should be it.

Grandma said that his uncle triumphantly took him all the way back to the Maserati and sincerely invited the divorced Yu Chengma to "go for a ride".It's so hard to die, Yu Cheng's father's cayenne carried a beautiful girl in front of her, and he suddenly couldn't figure it out.After she filed for divorce, these men broke out one after another, and she felt that her life was too miserable.

Yu Cheng’s grandmother believed in one thing, she had 33 teeth, she said it was the emperor’s order, and Jian Tian acted like an emperor in front of her family; Yu Cheng’s mother also believed in one thing, she belongs to the dragon, and the dragon is the emperor , not to mention that her mother is still the emperor, then she is at least a prince.The outbursts of her previous two men must have been taken care of by her "royal spirit".But besides the prince, there is only one emperor left in her current family, and there are no eunuchs and maidservants to abuse her, so she can only accept her fate and be ordered by the emperor.

Originally, she could still ravage/ravage her youngest son born in a second marriage, but who would call the youngest son's father an idiot now?Xiao Kai took care of her son's own mother, divorced and often lived in Yu Cheng's mother's house, giving a lot of living expenses to the poor prince and poor emperor.

While Yu Chengma lives a carefree life, she also feels unwilling.The youngest son is still in the third year of high school, and she can't count on it for a while, so she bet her hopes on Yu Cheng.If a man is unreliable, can't he still rely on his son?What's more, Grandpa Yu Cheng said back then that he dreamed that Yu Cheng was the reincarnation of a golden dragon, so it seems that their whole family is a royal family.Jinlong bathes in her "royal spirit", although the bathing is pitiful, one day the king will definitely not be able to escape anyway.

She will still get the splendor and wealth that belonged to her, live in the palace that Yu Cheng built for her and listen to the government behind the curtain, and let her two predecessors, the six palace fans all over the street, know who is Wu Zetian!

Yu Cheng shuddered, if his mother didn't find something to do or find someone to distract her, the grandma's inherited paranoia couldn't be cured.

It's only fun to see your buddies.After so many years of separation, Yu Cheng and several of his friends are still very close after they graduated from high school.A group of young people with different family backgrounds gathered together, talked about their ideals in life, and were very excited.If he talked a little harder, he could lock himself up with his mother.

After returning home for six days, Gu Tianjiao and Gu Tianjiao only sent New Year greeting text messages in the middle of the night on New Year's Eve.

As soon as Yu Cheng was free, he stared at the phone and thought about it, but he really couldn't think of a topic.Finally when it was time to go to work again, he dragged his small suitcase, had a meal with his father's new lover on the way to the airport, bid farewell to his hometown, and flew back to Hangzhou.

Seeing the elephant again, the two eagerly beat their shoulders, kneaded their faces and fell over their shoulders, more emotional than seeing his two younger brothers.

The elephant choked his neck and pressed him on the small sofa: "I miss you so much! Chinese New Year is so boring, I'd better have fun with you!"

Yu Cheng laughed: "Joining the board of directors has not yet succeeded, let's work together in the new year!"

The company will start work tomorrow, and Yu Cheng and Xiang Xiang cheer each other up and tighten the strings to go to work.

Life went on as usual, and within a week of the new year, the team had a new BD manager.A girl, also 33 years old, named Hong Yilei.For the introduction of the newcomer, Rao Haizhen approached Yu Cheng again. Yu Cheng said he was busy, but Rao Haizhen expressed 12 points of understanding, and made a letter by himself that was almost the same as the one introducing Yu Cheng.

People didn't notice the sharp drop in her level, and they replied "welcome new classmates" and they were done.Only the head of the PR department replied to the email and said, "It is obvious that Haizhen loves Pu Junhao far more than her female colleagues."

As the second female in the BD department, Hong Yilei feels very different from Rao Haizhen.She is about 1.6 meters tall and wears high heels with crooked heels.The complexion is sallow, the face is full of acne, no makeup, and the long hair is messy and withered.

I heard that I used to do channel planning for the small wholesale market in the international station, and I have my own way of negotiation and interpersonal communication.Although Pu Junhao complained about her dress and behavior many times, Yu Cheng took it for fun when he heard it.Yu Cheng observes her, she speaks indiscriminately, and is ridiculed by other colleagues, but she doesn't seem to be able to hear it. When others laugh, she also laughs foolishly. It should not be a scheming bitch; of course Pu Junhao is not, he is just a A straight man who cares about his appearance and has a more feminine perspective on topics.

The addition of Hong Yilei made Rao Haizhen's most intimate partner shift towards her.Two completely different types of girls got together and picked out all kinds of cheap goods on the treasure hunt together, and then got them from the company's small post office to the work station, dismantled them on the spot and asked Yu Cheng if they looked good.

Pu Junhao's teasing eyes swept over him from the opposite station, and Yu Cheng carefully considered his words so that he could neither offend the female senior nor make his friends despise him.

But talking about the new year and the new atmosphere, Yu Cheng noticed that Rao Haizhen's attire had changed from what it used to be.She seemed to be inspired by the men in the department, and after passing the New Year's Eve, she suddenly became smarter in dressing.As soon as the down jacket was taken off, it turned out to be a small suit, wide-leg trousers and high-heeled shoes.With her hair up, light makeup on her face, and even her bag became boxy, her whole demeanor was immediately full of energy.

Yu Cheng wondered if her change was due to Chen Xiaowei's criticism years ago.Because the appearance changes are the most intuitive, implying that the working status is full of energy.

Everyone in the team was curious and asked her why.Rao Haizhen smiled and said: "My child is learning to call 'Mom'. I think, my husband is sitting on the mountain now, and I can't let my son feel that his mother will never be good in his life and does not seek to make progress. So, this year I will Work hard! First, don’t hold back the team in terms of image!”

Everyone booed and cheered.

While Yu Cheng felt that Rao Haizhen was radiant, he thought of the eldest sister he met on the way home.Being a mother is not easy, the eldest sister fights for a seat, so that the child will not be delayed in breastfeeding during the two-hour flight; Rao Haizhen shows the ambition of a working mother.

But how will she fight?Her current work has almost no technical content.Her personal foundation is also mediocre. During the team's weekly meeting, Chen Xiaowei couldn't change the problem of working at GE, so she spoke English when she was excited.And Rao Haizhen was exposed when she first taught Yu Cheng to extract platform data.She asked Yu Cheng, what is "Sept1st".During the meeting, she concentrated her attention and nodded frequently to Chen Xiaowei's speech; after the meeting, she asked Yu Cheng what is "responsibility" and what is "owner-style team management".

Yu Cheng explained to her in detail one by one, and she responded to him with a grateful smile that suddenly dawned on her.

In the second week, Deng Tangda came back from his long vacation to find Chen Xiaowei, and said that since the team is already thriving, they need to have their own cultural walls.The cultural wall should be full of pictures and texts, including the team name, slogan, the purpose of struggle, as well as individual photos, personal profiles, and group photos of each team member to show the cohesion and spirit of the team.

Chen Xiaowei naturally entrusted this task to Yu Cheng.It took Yu Cheng half a day to finish it. After Chen Xiaowei looked at it, he transferred it to Rao Haizhen to contact an outsourcing company to make KT boards.

The KT board was shipped the next day, and Rao Haizhen responded with a high profile.

In the southern area of ​​the office, people saw Rao Haizhen confidently and carefully directing the workers, how to stick the boards to the wall perfectly.These people had already seen "Rao Haizhen's literary talents" in Pu Junhao's newcomer introduction. At the moment they saw Rao Haizhen's heroine posture, they had preconceptions and praised her as a "master"; Rao Haizhen, she was in front of Yu Cheng. , Laughed at the people who came to like it, and she would be humble when others praised it too much.

Yu Cheng was completely heartbroken this time.The first time she did this, he could pretend to be magnanimous; the second time she did this, it was really unbearable!He had to be a good person again, and based on what he knew about Rao Haizhen, she would not appreciate him, but instead would think that he was a fool and took advantage of him.

But it didn't seem right for him to stand up and say I did it.After all, no one asked "who did it", he has no breakthrough point.

Just when he was depressed, Deng Tangda came out of the office and followed the crowd to watch, "seeing" the clue from Rao Haizhen's smiling face.So, with the attitude of accepting the results of the cultural wall of his subordinate team, he approached Rao Haizhen's work station, while reading aloud according to the words on the KT board, and said after reading: "Haizhen..."

Rao Haizhen stood up, smiling like a flower, and said, "Leader, don't just read, what do you think?"

Deng Tangda asked back: "You made it up?"

Rao Haizhen didn't answer, but asked ambiguously, "Is it all right?"

Deng Tangda said: "Okay, very good! Both humorous and high!"

Yu Cheng smiled and said to Deng Tangda, "Thank you for the compliment!"

Deng Tangda was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and looked at him in surprise: "Oh! You wrote it?"

Yu Cheng nodded: "I was also guided by Will, comprehended your holy will, and wrote it according to your will."

Deng Tangda laughed a few times, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Okay, young man, you have a future!" After speaking, he walked away from Rao Haizhen's work station and went back to the office.

Yu Cheng and Rao Haizhen, who was looking at him, looked at each other and smiled.

Even if you have your baby on your back, it's wrong to keep grabbing other people's seats and leaving them nowhere to sit.

Wherever your seat is, I will trouble you to sit there!