boss, i mean it

On the first Monday of the new week, Yu received a call from an officer in L City, and made an appointment with him to sign a contract next week.

Yu Cheng was excited for a while, and called Su Kai who was on a business trip. Su Kai said: "The signing time will be delayed, and I will be back the day after tomorrow. Let's go through it first."

Yu Cheng found it strange that Su Kai's tone did not have the excitement of "good things take time to come true" at all, but rather troublesome.

What's going on?

He thought desperately, isn't Su Kai going to change jobs?

As soon as the idea came up, he was knocked out of his brain with a palm.But the facts are not changed by people's subjective wishes. The next day, Cynthia called him, Jin Zhe and Tong Lanlan to the office, and announced: "Su Kai has transferred to 'Treasure Hunting', and the work will be handed over within this week. From next week, you The team doesn't have a leader, so you should first see if you have any plans, and if you don't have any plans, just listen to the organization's arrangements."

Back at the work station, Yu Cheng's mind was full of violent storms.

Su Kai's departure means that all his previous efforts were in vain, and even his hope of being promoted to P-Su Kai himself was busy running, and yesterday he lied to him that "the project in L City on Wednesday" was returned to him last week. He pressured him to take good care of the leaders of City K. If he kept it so tight, how could he plan for him again?

Depressed, Gu Tianjiao called: "Xiao Cheng, Cynthia just told me about Su Kai. What do you think?"

Yu Chengxiao: "How will the 'organization' arrange it?"

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while: "The BD department of the Chinese station only issued one order in half a year. What Cynthia means is that the remaining three of you should be assigned directly to Du Qiang at the international station. But the premise is that you are willing to go, and at the same time Du Qiang You must be willing to accept it. If Du Qiang does not accept it, I will arrange for you to go to other positions. Of course, you are passively accepting the positions assigned by the department. If you are not suitable, you can interview other departments yourself and transfer at any time."

Yu Cheng: "Yes."

Gu Tianjiao: "Would you like to go to Du Qiang's place?"

Yu Cheng: "It's hard to say."

Gu Tianjiao: "I heard that his management style is relatively strict?"

Yu Cheng thought of buying a bag for Secretary Sun last Friday, and at this moment he had a headache and heartache.Originally, he didn't want to say anything to Gu Tianjiao, but the other party threw a hook to listen to his real thoughts. He cheered up and explained: "Since Chen Xiaowei left and formed a new group, Du Qiang and Su Kai have been negotiating government projects. Torn. Du Qiang hopes that the government will subsidize the international station more, and Su Kai hopes to subsidize the Chinese station more. Therefore, the people on the government line on both sides of us, the face is not bad, but the inside is rotten."

Gu Tianjiao: "If it's just a conflict at work, I think Du Qiang can tell the difference."

Yu Chengxiao: "I run into Ma Jiali on the road now, and she never pays attention to me when I say hello."

Gu Tianjiao thought for a while: "Understood. Then you first think about whether there is any position you are interested in. If you really can't find it, my sales planner will open the door to welcome you."

Yu Cheng: "Okay, thank you boss!"

The attitude of the two was business-like. When Gu Tianjiao heard the word "boss", he was silent for a few seconds and hung up the phone.

Facing the computer, Yu Cheng took a few deep breaths and clicked on the internal recruitment website.

At the juncture of October, everyone is fighting for the last breath to insist on the year-end bonus. There are not many job positions in the company, and even fewer people can match Yu Cheng's work experience.He read one by one, flipping through the pages, during which Du Qiang looked for him on Shuahua and said, "Yu Cheng, we will work closely together from now on! You followed your brother Kai before, and the state was not tight enough, so come over to me. You have to work hard!"

Yu Cheng laughed loudly and said, "Brother Qiang, I will definitely."

He finished the words in his heart: I will definitely—not go to your place!What is "the state is not tight enough"?You want to say that my skin is not tight enough, just wait until you beat me to death!

From this point of view, Du Qiang's side is really hard to go.In the past six months since they were separated as opponents, Du Qiang has changed several groups of people starting from Pu Junhao.Even Rao Haizhen ran away, and other people who were not qualified to transfer would rather leave than continue to endure.Those who are still normal subordinates can't survive; he is going, he must not be cut to death by Du Qiang!

Who knows that it is a dead end and insists on breaking through?

So in the following days, Yu Cheng returned to the unemployed state.

Jin Zhe and Tong Lanlan didn't move at all. He asked them their plans, and the two old fried dough sticks laughed and said, "Wait! It's not our fault! Anyway, if you don't have anything to do, you still get the money. Why are you so anxious!"

Another old fried dough stick in the nearby department heard it, and walked over slowly, and lowered his voice to guide Yu Cheng: "If you don't want to go to Du Qiang's place, don't go, just sit here! Whenever the higher-ups arrange for you, you can wait for whatever Time. I have encountered this situation before. At that time, I came at nine o’clock every day, went shopping for treasure hunting until I got off work, or played Plants vs. Zombies for half a year! It’s okay!”

Yu Chengxiao praised them for their calmness and general demeanor.

On Friday, Su Kai came.He transferred across subsidiaries and needed to return all the assets such as the computer that he applied for at the Twelve Angry Men's subsidiary.

Yu Cheng waited for him to take the initiative to return the G11 camera that he took as his own half a year ago, and the accessories that cost more than 6000 yuan.Unexpectedly, he seemed to have completely forgotten about it, walked around the station, and said to Yu Cheng: "The projects in L City and K City, if you don't go to Du Qiang's side, both projects Hand it over to him!"

Yu Cheng: "It's not easy in K city... oh, forget it. Brother Kai, that camera..."

Su Kai: "Oh! That's right! But, isn't the camera hanging under you? If you don't transfer to other subsidiaries, let me play for a few more days!"

Yu Cheng gritted his teeth and roared in his heart: Isn't it because I am anxious because this pile of waste is in my name?If you transfer jobs quietly, what if one day you leave quietly?Where can I get more than 8000 yuan to plug the loophole for you?Why should I plug the loophole for you?

Yu Cheng smiled: "I'm also looking at the treasure hunt job."

Su Kai: "Like this, I didn't bring it today, I'll bring it for you next time." After finishing speaking, he left.

When the department was disbanded, Cynthia went to Yu Cheng alone, and she said the same thing as Gu Tianjiao: "The three teams under me, you should talk to their boss first. If you are interested, I will help you to say hello, without us we can find a solution. "

But one of Cynthia's subordinates is the sales planner led by Gu Tianjiao, the other two teams, one is sales support, the job done by interns, there is no room for technical content and personal improvement; the other is called "marketing activities", but they Just write website slogans, make advertising pictures, be pragmatic and not pragmatic, what you do has nothing to do with marketing activities.The future is worrisome, and Yu Cheng doesn't want to be "disbanded" again.

Of course, on Gu Tianjiao's side, he was interested in both the work and the people, and both bosses from Cynthia to Gu Tianjiao were willing to support him, so it was not a problem to get in.

The only problem is, now that he has an awkward relationship with Gu Tianjiao, after that, will he be embarrassed every day?

The news of the disbandment of the department spread, and Summer looked for him on Shuahua and asked him if he would like to work as a professional receptionist in the affairs department.

Yu Cheng thought, professional reception only does one thing, take external visitors around the company on a fixed route, and say the same rhetoric, what's so good about this kind of work?He is not a repeater.

Therefore, he has pushed all the positions that are easily available above.

A week passed, and he read more than a dozen pages of new or old internal recruitment requirements, and anchored on a position: treasure hunting executive secretary.

It's better to be a secretary, although the secretary of Twelve Angry Men, except for the one newly recruited by David, the executives of the entire group are assigned life secretaries.However, how to make a job stand out depends on how the individual does it.If HR, who was really able to fool the treasure hunt, became a follower next to the big boss, then others demanded him as a life secretary, but he could demand himself as an executive assistant!

There are more opportunities for a secretary to be a senior than other positions, and he wants to try it.

He took great pains to write a resume, emphasizing his experience as a general assistant in the factory and his one-year working experience in the BD team.Write "BD support" as "team assistant" to highlight the meticulous, patient, loyal and other qualities needed by life secretaries.

As soon as he voted, he received a call in the fourth week of October.The executive was busy and asked a secretary to help with the first round of screening.The treasure hunting secretary conducted an interview with Yu Cheng in both Chinese and English based on himself, and he got the chance to re-examine two days later.

However, due to the rapid expansion of the treasure hunt over the past year, the process of handling things has to be done once a week.

Originally, he was right, but Yu Cheng's current situation is particularly difficult.

One is the two bosses that Cynthia asked him to talk to, and he only went for a cutscene. Cynthia's complexion is not very good recently; the other is that the current HR wants to dismiss the group of idle people in their team in minutes, three or four times a day Come to their team and ask: "How is it? Have you found it? Hurry up!"

Jin Zhe and Tong Lanlan's auras are old fritters who are not afraid of death. When HR came to them, they smiled shyly and didn't move after laughing; but Yu Cheng couldn't bear to be urged by others, and the number of reminders was too much, and he felt like someone no one wanted. waste.

On Monday of the fifth week, Yu Cheng went to the west of the city in the morning to participate in the secretary's second meeting of the treasure hunt, and returned to Binjiang Park in the afternoon, when HR came again.

HR: "How was the discussion?"

Yu Cheng: "It's okay. If you pass, the third meeting will be next week. The boss will be on the third meeting. If you pass, you'll be fine."

HR was indifferent: "I suggest you don't put all your hopes in one place, and invest in a few more. Isn't the Japanese site recruiting sales? May I ask for you?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback. If he went into sales, wouldn't he be going back?Sales is P4, and he worked hard in the background to get to P4. This transfer is equivalent to a year of low salary in vain.And "Japanese Station"?I have never heard of it.But HR is full of enthusiasm, he is not easy to refute other people's face.

So he smiled and said, "Then please ask."

Less than 10 minutes after HR left, a Shuahua account added him.I searched on the intranet, and it turned out that it was a supervisor of the sales team of the Japanese website, named "Jing Mei", who asked him to interview at four o'clock.

Yu Cheng hesitated for a moment and went.

In the interview hall next to Starbucks, he met Jingmei.She is a small, fair-skinned, cute girl with black-rimmed glasses. She looks very much like the "hello Cai Cai" in Koukou's emoji.The one who came to interview him with Jingmei was a smiling and friendly male supervisor, who introduced himself as "Qiu Yun".

The two led him into a small cubicle. After the regular interview, Jingmei said: "I heard from your HR that you also have sales experience, so let's do a scenario drill of objection handling to test your professionalism." .”

Yu Cheng had been dealing with it here, but when Jingmei mentioned "HR", he woke up a bit.

If he hadn't, wouldn't he have to face that ghost again?

In addition, I was supposed to meet the boss on the second side of the treasure hunt in the morning, but the boss held a temporary meeting and asked HR to advance the final link.But the treasure hunting HR who came to interview him said that he had just been transferred and was not familiar with the duties of a secretary, so he brought another secretary to interview him.During the interview process, I didn’t answer any questions wrongly. The secretary was the same as the previous one. He looked in his eyes and approved of him; but the HR who was looking for treasure didn’t show anything special to him. His eyes were not gray or “bright”.

These two details made him uneasy, so he decided to deal with Jingmei's test first, otherwise, in case the treasure hunt was brushed off, he didn't even catch a sale here, and his confidence would be destroyed if he had to spend more. will decrease.

Jingmei started directly: "I don't want to be your paying member."

Yu Chengxiao: "Miss Jing, I would like to ask, what is the reason that prevents you from cooperating with Twelve Angry Men?"

Jingmei said seriously: "I registered a free account, but it didn't work."

Yu Cheng: "It's really not worth cooperating if it doesn't work. I agree with you very much. But when you say no effect, do you mean no inquiry or no order?"

There are two techniques here, one is empathy for the objecting party, and the other is narrowing the scope of the objection.Therefore, as soon as Yu Cheng said the words, the eyes of Jing Mei and Qiu Yun on the opposite side lit up at the same time.

Yu Cheng's heart sank, it's over, he was spotted...

There was a smile on the corner of Jingmei's mouth, and her facial expression was as serious as possible: "It's just that there is no list! Don't you need a list to do business!"

Yu Cheng sneered: "In other words, there are inquiries, right?"

Then he perfunctory what he said next, but no matter how perfunctory he was, the light in Jingmei and Qiu Yun's eyes remained as bright as a little sun, not even flickering.

After the interview, he returned to his work station. At [-]:[-], Jingmei looked for him on Huahua and told him to go to the second floor of the Japanese station manager's office on the second floor of Building No. [-] at four o'clock, that is, right away.

Yu Cheng: "..."

Do you want to be in such a hurry!Treasure hunt once a week, but twice a afternoon at the Japanese station?

He was vacillating. At one moment he was afraid of picking and choosing, and in the end he would not be able to find any positions, and at the same time he was afraid that his performance would be too "hit the hearts of others" and he would be favored by uninteresting positions.

At this time, HR came again: "Yu Cheng, how was the interview at the Japanese station?"

Yu Cheng was helpless, got up and walked out: "Now go to the second side."

HR: "Good job, come on!"

The manager of the Japanese station is called "An Lu". She is a thin woman in her 40s. Yu Cheng looks familiar to her, but can't remember who it is.

An Lu went through a cutscene absent-mindedly, and said, "If I pass this test, the three sides will be the personnel experts of our Japanese station." Her subtext is very clear, no matter what kind of monster you are, the experts with sharp eyes can recognize you, and all disguises invalid.

Yu Cheng returned to his work station, thinking to himself, then please pass this test.The rush of progress on one side and two sides shows that this department is really short of people.This is wrong in today's market where the supply of talents exceeds demand.

This department must be very bad, and people would not choose this place if there is another way out.

Unexpectedly, when he activated the computer, he found that Jingmei had added him to the group of her team, and there was a large message saying "Welcome to the new GG", "The new GG is a talent that Sister Mei snatched from Qiu Yun!", "GG I'll send you some yellow pictures to show your welcome!" and other greetings.

Then there was a long series of pornographic pictures, gifs filled the screen, and Yu Cheng couldn't laugh or cry.The welcome speech seemed to reveal a little gossip, but he didn't bother to delve into it.

He chatted casually in the group, clicked on Jingmei's Shua Shua, and asked with cold sweat, "Sister Mei, have I passed?"

Jingmei: "If you pass, I will notify you of the third interview. After passing the HR interview, I will send you an offer."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Nima, this is still pretending, it looks like it!I've never heard of it. If a person has never been interviewed, the supervisor will somehow pull him into the team group!

He sighed, it would be over if he was hired by the Japanese station.I'm still waiting for the treasure hunt announcement! ! !You are just planning for the worst, but brother, I haven't reached the worst step yet, okay? !

At 05:30, Jingmei came to him and said, "Hi Yu Cheng, please get ready. Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, come to the meeting room of the Japanese station to participate in the three-face meeting of the personnel experts."

Yu Cheng: "..."

What he was afraid of would come, and after doing this, he believed that the Japanese station was not a good place.Tomorrow, in front of that expert, he must act like a dead man, causing anger and resentment, and he is determined not to go to that place!

So the next day, Yu Cheng dressed like a lunatic.The polo shirt on the upper body is fully buttoned, and one side of the collar is specially turned up. The lower body is worn out with large holes in white jeans, and the sneakers are not tied. The whole body is relaxed and paralyzed in front of the personnel expert, almost picking his nose and shaking his feet on the spot.

The expert is a tall man nearly 50 years old, with good skin and temperament, and his eyes really look like he has seen the vicissitudes of life.He asked some routine questions, but Yu Cheng couldn't find a breakthrough to blame himself, so he yawned a few times, implying to the other party that he was out of shape, and behaved rudely and uneducated.

HR Expert: "I'm done with my questions, do you have any questions?"

Yu Cheng: "Does the salesman here have to work overtime? I know that the salesman goes to work at eight o'clock, but I hope to leave work on time at six o'clock, so I can spend more time with my girlfriend."

The personnel expert smiled: "There is no rule that you have to work overtime. If your performance is good, you can leave at six o'clock, and don't come on weekends. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Yu Cheng: "Well, she is very clingy, and she will turn against me if I work overtime. You just said that this sales job is difficult, and it is possible that you won't be able to sell an order in half a year?"

Personnel expert: "That's right. Since you have a girlfriend, if you unfortunately don't have a commission for half a year and can only get a basic salary of [-] a month, will you not be able to pay the job?"

Yu Cheng exaggeratedly shook his head: "Absolutely not, [-] yuan is not enough for rent, and if you can't support a family, you won't be able to meet people."

Personnel expert: "Then you have to think about it."

Yu Cheng pompously nodded: "We need to seriously consider this. This is a very serious and realistic problem."

The personnel specialist smiled.

After the interview, he returned to his work station, he thought, it will be all right now!It's all over!

Jingmei went up to look for him: "Xiao Cheng, what did the experts say?"

Yu Cheng: "He smiled and said nothing."

Jingmei: "Let me ask for you."

Yu Cheng: "Sister Mei, don't worry."

Jingmei: "?"

Yu Cheng: "I'm afraid that if we ask too hard, it will drive the expert crazy, and he will abandon me in a fit of rage."

Jingmei sent a smiling face.

At 11:30 in the morning, Jin Zhe greeted Yu Cheng for dinner, but Yu Cheng was turned into a stone by lightning in front of the computer.

Jingmei happily looked for him on Shuahua: "Yu Cheng, congratulations, you passed!"

He stayed for a long time: "Huh? The experts said so?"

Jingmei made an emoji sticking out her tongue: "The expert admires you very much. He said that you have clear thinking and excellent communication skills. You have a calm personality and a special sense of responsibility."

Yu Cheng: "..."

How on earth did this come about?Clear thinking and good communication skills, even if he is, after all, he introduced himself and answered questions in the first half of the interview. Does "stable" mean that he is relaxed and yawning, and "responsible" means that he keeps saying that he wants to "accompany his girlfriend"?

This is really wanting to add "praise", there is nothing wrong with it!Desperate.

Jingmei: "You can move your work station here this afternoon!"

Yu Cheng fainted, his mind was spinning, and he was stalling for time: "Can you give me another week, because the work in hand still needs to be handed over."

Jingmei: "Okay."

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Jingmei came to him again: "Move the work station here now!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Jingmei: "Come to feel the atmosphere in advance. Anyway, it doesn't matter where the work is handed over!"

Yu Cheng frowned, and was about to send some words, when a small boy approached him with a simple and honest smile: "Are you Yu Cheng?"

Yu Cheng nodded, and the boy smiled and said, "I'm from Sister Mei's team. My name is Huang Xuelin. The emperor's emperor, Xueba's Xueba, and martial arts hero's Lin, my English name is Tom. I'll help you move your seat."

Yu Cheng was taken aback.

What the hell is this? !Why is there always someone in this world who is like his mother, just doing what he says? !Swish Swish is still talking, people were sent here before they said it!

He has a feeling of being raped/violent.

Huang Xuelin also pushed the computer chair with him, and moved the simple bookshelf on Yu Cheng's station to the chair without saying a word.

Yu Cheng stood up and stopped him: "Hey, don't..."

The phone rang, and it was Gu Tianjiao. Yu Cheng signaled Huang Xuelin to stay still, and picked it up: "Boss."

Gu Tianjiao: "Xiao Cheng, I'll be back tomorrow, you haven't found a job yet, have you?"

Yu Cheng was stunned, looked at Huang Xuelin who was standing next to his desk with dazed eyes, and his mind went blank.Gu Tianjiao had been away for more than ten days, and when he came to this phone call, he first defaulted that he hadn't left home yet.

Does he think that Yu Cheng is incompetent, or does he think that Yu Cheng has some ambiguous expectations for him?

Yu Cheng secretly took a deep breath and smiled: "I found it."

Gu Tianjiao: "Oh, where are you going?"

Yu Cheng: "Telemarketing in Japanese."

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a moment: "Why?"

Yu Cheng gritted his teeth, and then let go: "For the sake of money. I'm going to relocate. I'll take care of the handover. Boss is welcome to come back tomorrow!"

He hung up the phone with a smile in Gu Tianjiao's silence, and said to Huang Xuelin who was still in a daze, "Don't bother you, I can do it myself."

Huang Xuelin laughed a few times, and said honestly: "You are welcome, we are all brothers!"

Yu Cheng glanced across, Jin Zhe and Tong Lanlan were puzzled.He waved to them both, smiled and said to Huang Xuelin, "Okay, let's move!"