boss, i mean it

On the new day, Yu Cheng officially started the rhythm of the Japanese station.At seven o'clock in the morning, the alarm rang, and he woke up next to the elephant, got up and went into his room, picking up his clothes lightly.

Then the elephant got up, and Yu Chengma was in a shallow sleep. After being teased like this, she also got up.

Following to the living room, she saw Yu Cheng's T-shirt, jeans, casual shoes and casual bag, and she was surprised: "Aren't you going to work today?"

Yu Cheng took out a paper to wipe his face after washing up: "I wake up (so) early when I don't go to work?"

Yu Chengma: "Then what are you wearing (what)?"

Yu Cheng: "I've changed jobs, and I'll be in sales from today."

Yu Chengma's brows were upside down: "You don't have a job to change your job to do it? You're stupid! Only by working hard in one place can you have a chance to become an official!"

Yu Cheng: "...do you think I want to change? The boss has gone, and the department has collapsed!"

Seeing that the elephant had packed up, he opened the door under Yu Chengma's understanding and incompetent eyes: "Let's go, Internet companies, you don't understand, I don't understand... I (myself) have a good meal!"

Elephant: "Goodbye, Auntie!"

The two walked on the country road before the sun came out.The autumn wind was cool, and since he had made the decision, he didn't worry about it. He talked and laughed with the elephant all the way, and he was in a good mood.

The elephant asked: "What does Gu Tianjiao think of your matter?"

Yu Cheng: "Never mind him!"

Daxiang was stunned for a moment, and put his arm around his shoulder: "Bedmate, don't be like this, brother loves you! Since his new girlfriend is Tingting's kindergarten teacher, I think people are willing to deal with him knowing his situation." , must be different from Wang Qing. This time there might be a good death, so you should forget about him!"

Yu Cheng hummed.

Elephant couldn't believe it: "Really?"

Yu Cheng: "It's fine if you can't get it, and you can't find a partner anywhere! I don't owe him anything, so there's no need to post it with all your heart and soul."

The elephant laughed: "That's right—I'm going to withdraw!"

"Ah?!" Yu Cheng paused, "It's not that you jump...where are you going?"

Elephant: "A while ago, you were a mess. I'm not ashamed to tell you. The sales of the Twelve Angry Men are too hard. They are crazy and brain-dead every day. Selling and selling are those old routines. I can't learn it." I can’t stay with new things. After finishing this month, I plan to start a small business on Treasure Hunt, selling clothes or something.”

Yu Cheng was stunned for a moment: "Oh, it's good to start your own business. Do you have start-up capital?"

The elephant smiled: "In the past year and a half, I have saved [-] yuan."

Yu Cheng was shocked: "It's fierce, little sister! My 2 yuan debt pit can't be filled with life and death, but you have saved so much! It's amazing! If you do business, you will succeed! What kind of clothes are you selling? "

Elephant: "Neutral, gays are willing to wear it, and T is also willing to wear it."

Yu Chengxing enthusiastically patted the elephant on the shoulder: "Oh, it's still segmenting the market! It's so outstanding! Then your source of goods..."

The two chatted happily all the way, and walked lightly into the gate of Twelve Angry Men.

The entire second floor of Building No. [-] belongs to the Japanese language station, and the actual area is only one-third used, leaving most of the workstations empty.

The sales department is in the southernmost part, with a total of more than 30 people, divided into three supervisory groups, with two men and one woman in charge.Qiu Yun, whom Yu Cheng met, was in charge of the first group, the oldest sales team of the Japanese station; Jing Mei was the supervisor of the third group, from her to the sales team, she was the newest person in the Japanese station; the remaining second group, the supervisor Younger than Qiu Yun and older than Jingmei, the team is also between the oldest and newest employees of the Japanese station.

Half of the Jingmei team that Yu Cheng joined were children in [-], [-]/[-], and everyone warmly welcomed him. During the morning meeting, the whole team chatted with him for more than ten minutes.

Jingmei arranged for him to sit next to her, firstly it was convenient to take him personally, and secondly, he still had to hand over work, and the next step was the training of newcomers, running around every day.If you sit in the middle of the team, the seat will be empty at every turn, for fear of affecting the passion of other sales.

The work Yu Cheng has to hand over is not much, it's just tedious. The only difficulty is urging Su Kai to return the camera.

He first went to Du Qiang's office, handed over the projects and progress of City L and City K, and then went to the small post office to bring gifts from online shopping to Gu Tianjiao.Gu Tianjiao was not at the station, so he left it behind, left a note, and saw Su Kai when he looked up.

Yu Cheng: "Brother Kai, the camera!"

Su Kai was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were a little unhappy: "Oh, I forgot again! Next time, next time!" He slipped away while talking, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Yu Cheng frowned and gave a "tsk", but in this case, if he kept staring at Su Kai to remind him, he might not only fail to remind him, but also have a personal grievance with him.But things can't just be left alone, he thought about it and drifted to the administration department.Find Meimei from the asset recovery department, tell her this and that, and then wait while she calls Su Kai.

The crush's voice is sticky: "Hey~ Su Kai! I'm an administrative asset. It's Jiang Zi. Hasn't the organizational structure of our BD department changed? Hey~ Your department's camera must be returned immediately!...Yes! This is a rule!...Yu Cheng? He switched to the Japanese station, the sales team is not high enough to enjoy the camera, the one under his name must be returned immediately... Otherwise, otherwise, he will have to submit to the Integrity... Yes, yes, yes, yes!"

Meimei hung up the phone, and Yu Cheng eagerly shook hands with her: "My good sister, I didn't say 'submit to a clean government'!"

The girl smiled sweetly, and her voice returned to normal: "Haha, I used to be a telemarketer, so let's cooperate. Anyway, there is no recording of the backstage phone call!"

Yu Cheng sneered: "Excellence!"

Sales are awesome, and the people who sell them are also awesome.Twelve Angry Men has repeatedly emphasized the value of "customers are mothers", and also said that internal colleagues are also customers.From this point of view, my mother is used to cheat.

But someone helped him, he couldn't get cheap and act good, and immediately went to Starbucks to buy a cup of coffee for the girl and came back.

Just as the coffee was delivered, Su Kai arrived.Didn't this grandson always say that he didn't bring his camera?Huh... It seems that I really only brought a camera?

Yu Cheng greeted Su Kai, Su Kai held the G11, G11 case, charger, rechargeable battery, and rechargeable battery box pompously in his hands, as if he had a clean and honest style of "not taking the company's stitches and threads".But this camera is not the point. What is really expensive is the pile of fake leftovers such as flashes and gimbals.He stared at Su Kai suspiciously, but the other party didn't look at him at all, and handed the pile of worthless things to the asset recovery crush.

Yu Cheng: "Brother Kai, that..."

Su Kai turned sideways and supported Meimei's table with one hand to block her view, and shook him behind his back with the other hand.

Embarrassed, Yu Cheng moved to the administrative side and saw her open the archive page.Only G11 is displayed in bold and black in the purchase items, and the parts are remarks.But whether it is a camera or an accessory, each standard product has a very precise name and model, so long that even the name of G11 is only displayed for most of the time, and the remarks only appear in a low-key and short-lived translucence when the girl slides the mouse over , like an unimportant piece of content that appears and disappears out of nowhere.

So he watched the girl scan the bar on the camera with the barcode scanner, click the "retracted" button, and the page closed.

The girl smiled brightly: "Okay, the handover is complete, thank you both!"

Su Kai: "Where is it! Thank you, sweetheart, for the trouble!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Su Kai smiled at Yu Cheng, pulled him out together, and deliberately talked to him downstairs with a few nonsense words like "Where did you go? Is the handover over?" and chatted for ten minutes, conveying "I and You still have friendship, give me some face" subtext, after confirming that Yu Cheng would not betray him, he left happily.

Yu Cheng stood in the wind and looked at his back in a daze.

Su Kai said that when he jumped to treasure hunting, he still hang out with Chen Xiaowei.Chen Xiaowei was on a treasure hunt before, but at the beginning he was just a bare-bones commander.In the past six months, he has personally led many projects, and has legitimate reasons and needs to expand the team.When Su Kai heard the news, he also knew that he was not suitable for management, so he went to find him.

What else is there to say about the results?An old leader and an old subordinate, the two hit it off and went through the transfer process at the speed of light.

Yu Cheng didn't know these things before, and he just thought that Su Kai was on a business trip if he didn't come to the company.

But he also met Chen Xiaowei on the second day of the treasure hunt.The interview booth is completely transparent, and Yu Cheng sits in it to wait for HR.Chen Xiaowei saw him passing by and knocked on the glass to greet him.

It's a pity that he was about to interview at that time, and he was interviewing for another position. At that moment, it was like being raped in bed. He felt a little ashamed of the former boss; Bitch, he felt that he was completely black, not sure if Chen Xiaowei would trust him again, and didn't dare to have a long chat with him.

So when Chen Xiaowei smiled and said: "The copywriting I am using now is still the template you compiled! Let's cooperate again if we have a chance!"

He said yes repeatedly, but he didn't understand what "cooperation" meant, thinking it was just Chen Xiaowei's professional and polite term.When he came back to his senses and realized that it was Chen Xiaowei's invitation to himself, it was already a year later.

The rivers and lakes are too deep, the water is too shallow, no matter how short the arc of reflection is, it is useless; the words of people are too deep, and the experience of the world is too shallow, even if you hear the subtext, you will not understand it.

So when a person like Su Kai, with a high salary, did improper things along the way, but was full of ambitions and made great progress, Yu Cheng only felt that something was wrong.

As the old saying goes, "If you often stand by the river, your shoes will not get wet", "If you often walk at night, you will always encounter ghosts", but they forget that these people who "always stand and walk" are not afraid of wet shoes first, and secondly Second, they may not be afraid of ghosts.

Yu Cheng is a person who is afraid of wet shoes and ghosts.

Although he didn't think about why he should be afraid, he believed in a sentence that his high school class teacher said, "One must be afraid, otherwise he is a villain."He admires the good teacher who is just and knowledgeable, and doesn't want to be the villain he calls.Like most people who have received traditional education and agree with the noble moral values ​​of Confucius and Mencius, he tried his best to live a clean and simple life. Sometimes it was too hard, so he said to himself, I don’t envy those people, I just ask myself Live without shame.

But while talking, I would think back to the nourishing and proud living conditions of "those people", and I would feel a little bit of injustice in my heart.

Before he got off work, he took care of all the work handovers. Secretary Sun of City K also made a special call about his transfer, feeling sorry for him, and said that a friend brought her a few bottles of the legendary rose water from Spain and wanted to give it to him, so that he could use it for himself or give it to someone else.He sat next to Jingmei and pushed her with black lines all over her head for 10 minutes before she pushed it away without hurting her face.

Jingmei listened with pricked ears, and turned her head with a smile: "Well, sure enough, your communication skills are very good! You will participate in sales training tomorrow, take the exam next Friday, and officially start the next Monday. Come on!"

Yu Chengxiao: "Sister Mei must not be disappointed!"

At six o'clock, the rest of the team went to the cafeteria to have dinner in order to work overtime at night. Yu Cheng had nothing to do and was about to run away, but received a call from Gu Tianjiao.Don't say too much, just a soft order: "Come to my station."

Yu Cheng hesitated for a moment and went.

Under the lights, hundreds of workstations in Building [-] were empty, and Gu Tianjiao and his team were the only one still in front of the computer.Seeing Yu Cheng, Gu Tianjiao stood up from his work station, greeted a few colleagues who passed by after get off work and said "see you tomorrow", and treated Yu Cheng as politely as he did everyone else: "Yu Cheng is here, let's go, go smoke !"

The fire door of the corridor was closed, only Gu Tianjiao and him were left in the smoking area.Gu Tianjiao lit a cigarette and remained silent for a while before taking off his disguise and looking over with a pair of eyes.

Gu Tianjiao: "I heard that Xiaoxiang is leaving the job?"

Yu Cheng was stunned, not understanding why Gu Tianjiao mentioned elephants when he asked him to meet.Moreover, when Gu Tianjiao was close to him before, he didn't call the elephant "Xiaoxiang" or "Yu Cheng". Now just by the address, he knew that Gu Tianjiao had re-established their positions.

Yu Cheng gave a dull hum, and said with a provocative smile: "Boss, didn't you say goodbye to the sales department a long time ago? Why don't you take it to heart?"

Seeing Gu Tianjiao's brows slightly moving, Yu Cheng didn't stop his mouth: "He has the same opinion as you, he thinks the Chinese station's telemarketing is too sloppy, and if he stays for a long time, he's afraid he'll be brain-dead."

Gu Tianjiao heard the sarcasm, instead of being annoyed, he laughed: "Then you still go to sales?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and sneered: "I'm already two, it's not like you don't understand."

Gu Tianjiao ignored his complaints, and said seriously: "If you transfer jobs across subsidiaries, you can renegotiate your salary. Besides, you have several jobs to choose at random, and you don't like any of them?"

Yu Cheng smiled, Gu Tianjiao and him really only had work to talk about.When talking about work, the relationship between the two seems to be a step closer.Yu Cheng felt a little lost, but he was reluctant to alienate Gu Tianjiao from this step.He persuaded himself not to be childish, and explained his idea of ​​giving up a few olive branches.

Gu Tianjiao leaned against the window of the smoking area, listened quietly, and smiled: "Have you thought about what you want?"

Yu Cheng smiled lightly, lit a cigarette and lazily responded: "High salary and high position! But the tall buildings rise from the ground, I have to practice slowly, gather all the equipment, practice martial arts to the ninth level, and then sweep the martial arts invincibly , dominate the world."

Gu Tianjiao looked at him thoughtfully: "Do you think that the advancement of professional status depends entirely on one's strength?"

Yu Cheng: "If you don't rely on personal strength, what should you rely on? Rely on connections?" He smiled decadently, "I have nothing to do with this company, and I don't want to rely on connections to get ahead."

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while: "Xiaoxiang will leave, I have expected it a long time ago."

Yu Cheng: "That's right."

Gu Tianjiao: "Last year, when I was in trouble, I told you how this company played. You listened very intently, but he fell asleep. At that time, I understood that he only came here to make a little money, and he didn't intend to climb up. Intend."

Yu Cheng let go and gave a perfunctory hum.

Gu Tianjiao extinguished the cigarette butt, then lit another: "He is much more mature than you, he knows what he wants."

Yu Cheng was stunned, sighed and smiled: "Brother... Boss, you are criticizing me when you come to me, right? Yes, you are all very good, 'know what you want', and then create opportunities to get what you want... If you want to start a business, you need to earn money to start your own business. If you want a family, you just..." He couldn't continue, and laughed dryly, "I'm just a second child, always wanting things that I can't reach. I understand, you don't need to say more .”

Gu Tianjiao looked at him silently, and leaned back against the wall: "If you don't want to go to the Japanese language station, I can rescue you back before your organizational structure is adjusted."

Yu Cheng was stunned.

Gu Tianjiao stared at him: "Let me do something for you, OK?"

Yu Cheng frowned, Gu Tianjiao still did not forget to "compensate" him.But can he want it?

Do one thing for you, and then we will not owe each other.What kind of bloody deal is this?

Yu Chengxiao: "Brother, I won't pester you. No one in this world can't live without someone, but they can't live without money. The Japanese website is very good. I will start from scratch and seize every opportunity to get money. Get what I want. Whether it's money, status, or the person I like...you don't have to worry."

Gu Tianjiao did not speak.

Yu Cheng turned and pulled the door: "Let's go, Tingting's birthday is today, don't go back late."

Gu Tianjiao paused, and walked back with him, and said after reaching his station, "Thank you for the gift you bought for the girl, come to my house to eat cake tonight?"

Yu Cheng turned around and smiled: "I'm really sorry, the sales department works overtime at night. The boss apologizes to the girl for me, and wishes her a happy birthday on my behalf."

Gu Tianjiao looked at him: "That's good. Thank you, let's work hard in the new position."

Yu Cheng: "Yes."

Yu Cheng went home with a small bag in his arms. He walked alone on the dirt road in the field where the evening breeze was blowing, looking at the sky full of purple-red sunset, thinking to himself, brother, I wish you a happy third relationship. I, too, will start my new life .

(The author has something to say about workplace easter eggs~)