boss, i mean it

Gu Tianjiao got dressed and went out of the bedroom, Yu Cheng came back to his senses and ran away in a fit of rage.

Yu Cheng: "Wonderful! Wonderful! How can there be such a..."

He caught a glimpse of a fluffy rabbit in Tingting's arms, and was watching through the crack of the door curiously, so he quickly calmed down and said, "...such a wonderful thing has happened!"

Gu Tianjiao made breakfast, and greeted him with a smile: "Back up, turn off the fire before leaving."

Just as Yu Cheng finished washing and sat down, Yu Cheng's mother called again: "There's only one elephant left at home? Where do you sleep?"

Yu Cheng: "I'm exercising in the morning and I'll be right back."

Yu Chengma: "Huh? Then you just said you were sleeping? Then I'll come down to find you!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

He drank the milk in one gulp, took another sip of water, flushed the bread in his mouth into his stomach like swallowing medicine, and ran to the door while turning his head and told: "Brother, I'm leaving Tingting, take care, don't go for a walk and be careful not to bump into it." My sharp-eyed chicken thief is suspicious and seriously ill old lady——!"

As soon as I left the twelfth building, I saw his mother leading the way, gait swaying along the road in the community, looking around with a pair of eyes.

Yu Cheng: "You are simply...invincible!"

When Yu Chengma saw him, her signature meeting gestures remained intact, and she opened her arms to reproduce the story of Broken Bridge Baixu: "Short! My little Cheng—long time no see!"

After Yu Chengma finished speaking, she came back to her senses, and the ice sword in her eyes was ready to go: "Where did you come back from?"

Yu Cheng dragged her to his shared room, hoping to divert his mother's attention with the messy movement in the wind: "Don't worry about it so much! Didn't you accompany 'Katie' to go to college? He didn't have a vacation, did you? Why did you come here without saying hello? What if I went to the moon?!"

Yu Chengma giggled: "I heard that the Hangzhou Metro is about to be built! I'll come to my own land in Hangzhou, take a walk and have a look!"

Yu Cheng: "...the universe is invincible!"

As soon as the two entered the door, they saw the nervous smile on the elephant's face, hehehehaha tidying up the living room.

Yu Cheng's mother went back hahahahaha, turned her face and squeezed Yu Cheng's arm into the room and closed the door.

Yu Chengma: "Where did you sleep yesterday?"

Yu Cheng saw at a glance that his bed was covered with half-covered sheets and quilts, and he understood in seconds. Even if Yu Cheng's mother couldn't figure out the extra bedding for a while, she could more or less sense "ominous" from his flawed answers.

Yu Chengma: "Talk about it, what (what) is going on?"

Yu Cheng: "There's nothing wrong with it!"

Yu Chengma: "If you don't tell the truth, I won't care about you from now on!"

Yu Cheng: "Really! Then please do what you say!"

Yu Chengma: "Are you going to tell me?!"

Yu Cheng poured a glass of water for his mother, and smiled: "Drink, after drinking, you go back to accompany 'Katie', and I will pay for the plane ticket. The elephant's parents are coming, and they have already made an appointment. I can't live here. , be good!"

Yu Chengma put the water glass away: "Hey! You want to urge my old lady to leave?"

Yu Cheng laughed coldly.

Yu Chengma: "Do you have a girlfriend outside? Hey, that's not right, it's impossible for you to go to someone's girl's house to sleep!" Her eyes became more suspicious, "Hurry up and make it clear!"

Yu Cheng's patience was polished and he was almost unable to hold on.At this moment, he heard the elephant running to open the door, and the living room was suddenly noisy.One of them belonged to Lao Gao, and another old and vigorous male voice greeted: "Oh, thank you for your hard work, Xiao Gao, who specially drove to pick us up. Xiao Xiang, why are you bothering him so much!"

Lao Gao said, "Uncle, you are welcome! It is my good fortune to have the opportunity to meet you and Auntie!"

Yu Chengma's eyes were confused, and she asked in a low voice, "Xiao Gao? Which one?"

Yu Cheng hurriedly opened the door and slipped out, said hello to the guests one by one, and then looked for an opportunity to drag the elephant to the balcony.

Before he could speak, the elephant patted him: "Let my aunt live, and my whole family will live in my room."

Yu Cheng: "Three adults, where can we sleep?"

Da Xiang happily looked back at the living room. Like a Japanese maid, Lao Gao served tea and poured water humbly, and greeted the two elders in various ways, which made the two elders look flattered one after another.

Elephant: "He's doing well, I'm so happy! It's also warm to lay on the floor in winter!"

Yu Cheng beat his shoulder in apology, and saw Yu Cheng's mother also came out.The three elders shouted at each other, and she waved to Yu Cheng.

Go back to the room and close the door.

Yu Chengma: "For the parents of the (what) elephant, Xiao Gao behaved like this? What's the relationship between them?"

Yu Cheng: "...If you go on like this, there is no way for the two of us to have a good time! Talking with the door closed in front of people...I really...the sound insulation in this room is not good, didn't you notice?"

Yu Chengma stared at him suspiciously for a while, and indeed heard the chat outside clearly.She laughed: "That's right! Isn't there a new movie this year called 'Huanhuan'? It's so good! I watched a few episodes before, but I didn't watch all of them. Put the computer back up for me, and I'll watch it from the beginning!"

Yu Cheng was really speechless: "You live here, where do I live?"

Yu Chengma: "You also spread the floor! If you are afraid of the cold, we two share a bed! It's not that we don't know each other well!"

Yu Cheng: "...you make a thriller! I'm going out to live!"

Bingjian reappeared in Yu Chengma's eyes: "Where do you live? Which girl's house?"

Yu Cheng: "...All right, I'll hit the floor! You're invincible, I can't beat you, just let it go!"

There was a large wave of characters in the house that made the young people afraid to relax, and Yu Cheng took the opportunity to rush out frequently.

When he was awake, he stayed in the living room and didn't go back to the room. He had to go into the room. He either worked overtime, or got into the floor and pretended to sleep in seconds, so as to avoid long conversations with his mother.But going on like this is not an option. From the beginning of the new week, Gu Tianjiao went to treasure hunting, busy with supplementing new business knowledge and building a new team. The working hours of the two were completely invisible; Gu Tianjiao had already picked up Tingting and returned.

Every time Yu Cheng peeked at his mother talking about the computer, he was so worried that he died of worry.

Yu Chengma came to live for more than a month last year, and this year her parents are here, so she still pretends to be naive and eats enough, and has no plans to leave immediately.Moreover, she was sensitive by nature, and the interrogation was perfect. Yu Cheng didn't even dare to look at his phone twice at home.If this continues, Yu Cheng thought, wouldn't he and Gu Tianjiao both have to become military wives?

Feeling depressed, three days later, when he just left the company, he received a WeChat message from Gu Tianjiao.

The three red faces smiled and said, "I know you have limited mobility. There are handsome guys waiting at the pet grooming salon at the gate of the community. Remember to pick them up!"

Yu Cheng complied in doubt, went into the pet shop and said "Mr. Gu" to the boss, and the boss took out a rattan dog basket.There was a living creature under the blanket in the basket, and the boss moved out a large bag of peripheral products around the living creature.

Pet shop owner: "Boy, one and a half months."

Yu Cheng's eyes lit up: "Wow! Labrador?!"

The boss nodded with a smile, ordered a bunch of suggestions on feeding, training, and vaccines, and then helped him deliver the peripheral products to his home.

Yu Chengle was devastated.I have long wanted to raise a Lala, but due to various concerns before, I dare not act rashly.It's all right now, Gu Tianjiao, the old fox, while pushing him, also laid out a long line of "natural encounter".

He carried the dog basket into the room, and Yu Chengma stared at the computer: "Huh? Why does it smell like a dog?"

Yu Cheng turned into a loving mother after throwing down the bag, holding the milk dog in his arms, petting in various ways.

Yu Chengma: "Is this a bang? Where did you buy it?"

Yu Cheng: "I'm Yao'er, I gave birth to it myself just now! Yao'er is called grandma!"

Yu Chengma: "..."

This evening, after feeding the puppy, Yu Cheng put a collar on it, and took a walk around the neighborhood with the enthusiastic participation of Yu Cheng's mother.The two didn't say a few words before they heard a clear voice: "Prunes!"

Yu Cheng turned his head and saw Tingting break free from his father's hand, and rushed towards him at a trot.

Yu Chengma: "Dried plums?"

Gu Tianjiao greeted him with a graceful smile: "Hello, Auntie! Xiaocheng, is your dog?"

Yu Chengma: "Hi Tianjiao! Your daughter?"

Yu Cheng gave him a hard look with flashing speed: "Brother Gu, have you finally helped my mother get her family right?"

Yu Cheng knelt down to greet Tingting, ignoring Yu Cheng's mother's mind-blowing speculation that her eyes were circling between Gu Tianjiao, him, Tingting and the little milk dog.

In fact, with her IQ, if she can add a little courage to face the cruel reality, this stalk will be easily broken.But Gu Tianjiao didn't let her think too much, he used his "talk with the client as usual" technique, and ran around with Yu Chengma's thoughts, making her laugh and laugh for a while, and kept busy.

Tingting threw herself into Yu Cheng's arms, ravaged the little milk dog, and kept calling it "plum dried vegetables" in a soft voice.Yu Cheng was helpless and asked her: "Are you sure? It is a temperamental friend from a foreign country, so you gave it such a down-to-earth name?"

Tingting nodded: "I like dried plums the most!"

Yu Cheng smiled bitterly: "Then let's do it!"

From this day on, although Yu Cheng was grounded by his mother after get off work, but a little later, he held his mother with his right hand and "dried plums" with his left hand, and Tingting danced in front of Gu Tianjiao. chance encounter".

According to the social rules of acquaintances, it's okay to "bump into" and go for a walk together.Gu Tianjiao mainly chatted with Yu Chengma, chatting about everything.Occasionally look back at him and ask him about the progress of the new department's preparations.

The two of them are like underground party members, apart from chatting about work and eye contact with business eyes, they can't say much.

But a week later, Yu Chengma still realized what was wrong, and when she returned to her room, she seized the opportunity and asked, "I don't think your relationship with Gu Tianjiao is normal? How can there be a coincidence that happens every day?"

Yu Cheng replied with something in his ambiguous words: "What's abnormal? Your thinking is abnormal!"

Yu Chengma: "I think he..."

Yu Cheng rushed towards the plum dried vegetables, and interrupted with a clatter: "Oh, my youngest is hungry? Need to pee? Come out, come out, take a catwalk..."

Yu Chengma: "..."

Facts have proved that the spirit of Ah Q can calm people down in any difficult situation.

Yu Cheng thought, it’s better to be addicted to eyes than to have nothing to look at, right?It's better to watch other people's bitter dramas than to lead the role in the family.

Lao Gao came to check in every day, rushing forward and backward like a locomotive to show his hospitality.Elephant's mother cooks, he praises ten words after a bite, and helps the two elders take turns to beat their shoulders and legs when they are free, which makes Yu Cheng both funny and sad.

Elephant's mother is a clean freak, and she washes and scrubs non-stop when she is awake.Lao Gao helped her, wiped the window glass invisible, and polished the kitchen knife into a mirror; Dad Elephant was a train driver and could tell fortunes.He just sat on the balcony when he had nothing to do, lit a cigarette, hugged dried plums, surrounded by Mr. Yu Cheng, happily told a few successful cases of his fortune-telling, or a few horror stories he personally experienced on the railway. story.

Key words "lying on the rails", "human blood" and "crushed", Yu Cheng secretly asked the elephant: "Are the jokes that uncle said true or false? It scared the shit out of me!"

Elephant: "My dad never tells lies."

Yu Cheng: "Then his fortune-telling is also true?"

Elephant: "My family has inherited it from our ancestors, and it was broken when I came here. If you are curious, ask him to count as one?"

Yu Cheng really went, took his birthday horoscope, and spent two hours alone with Dad Elephant.The fortune-telling result is not important, escape is his purpose.Chatting deeply with customers and interacting with dried plums are all reasons for Yu Cheng to interrupt his mother "what's your relationship with Gu Tianjiao".

Thanks to the patience of Elephant's parents as long as Yu Chengma's, the two elders stayed in Ningbo until the end of November.Before leaving, Lao Gao finally became the prospective son of the Xiang family.

Yu Cheng followed the two elders out, and secretly asked the elephant at the gate of the community: "How is it, do you have any foundation?"

Elephant smiled mysteriously: "Try it when you go back during the Chinese New Year!"

Yu Cheng: "Really?! You must succeed! I will count on you for the rest of my life!"

Elephant: "I never heard that success cannot be copied? You have to recruit yourself to deal with it!"

Yu Cheng giggled: "I know! It's not like you don't understand, my parents' hard-hearted hearts are not as easy to be influenced as uncles and aunts!"

Elephant: "Then you..."

Yu Cheng: "With your success, give me a shot in the arm!"

Elephant: "That's it?"

Yu Cheng nodded: "I have my arrangements."

At the beginning of December, Yu Cheng finally received the notice of the arrival of the new department.The next morning, he officially escaped from his mother's evil eyes, and went to work in the west of the city by Gu Tianjiao's car in an open and honest manner.The two sent Tingting to the kindergarten first, and after Gu Tianjiao came out, he deliberately parked the car in a secluded corner.The two tacitly got into the back seat, looked at each other for 2 minutes, held hands for 1 minutes, kissed for [-] minute, then returned to the front seat, suppressed the throbbing and continued on the road.

The newcomer meeting was arranged on the tenth floor of the Fuqianshuang Building, a training room of [-] square meters, with [-] people sitting side by side.

At nine o'clock, the big boss Sa Yinghua knelt down and greeted him with a warmer smile than his own mother, and made his debut.

Sa Yinghua is about 1.7 meters five, wearing Siwen glasses, and takes off his suit first when he gets up, and his striped shirt does not have a single crease.With a smile on his face, he spoke in a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent: "Hello everyone! My name is Sa Yinghua, and you can call me Sam. I have worked in the Twelve Angry Men Group for ten years and have led several departments. This time is fortunately, come on. Take our new class."

Yu Cheng was taken aback, the way of communication mixed with English words?He felt an inexplicable excitement.

Everyone in the training room was stunned, and the head teacher took the lead in applauding.

Sa Yinghua raised one hand, smiled and pressed it down in the air: "I just entered the classroom, and I am very happy to see that everyone is young and full of energy. You all come from different teams and have different professional backgrounds. The departments also have different visions. But I have no experience in how to go in the future. Everyone is crossing the river by feeling the stones. Therefore, we will have a tough time in the next four months of training. Moreover, this process will also be washed away by waves. The process, people who can go in, and those who can't get out. It sounds cruel, so I hope everyone can survive it, turn themselves into real gold, and contribute to the development of the group. OK?"

The little steel cannon tugged at Yu Cheng's sleeve, leaned over and said in a low voice, "Why does the big boss talk like this? I gave back my English to the teacher a long time ago, I can't understand it!"

Before Yu Cheng expressed his opinion, another person next to him also came over: "Hey, I found that the people who appeared in the building of Fu Qianshuang, except for the customer service, are all very personable! The big boss's clothes are also good-looking!"

Sa Yinghua looked over with a smile: "Students over there, do you have anything to share?"

The three were sweating wildly, and the head teacher drifted to the side in an instant, flipped through the badges of the three, and wrote down the names in the notebook.

Yu Cheng: "..."

Although Saying Hua greeted him, he looked like he was really waiting for an answer.Yu Cheng glanced at the head teacher, she was copying his badge.He was heartbroken and stood up.

Yu Cheng: "We have a question... about the business direction of the department. The online sellers are too big, and the small ones are too small. But more than 90% of the big sellers rely on strong winds to fly, without a brand concept. It may not be far. Should we promote 4P awareness to them one-on-one, so that they can develop their own brand genes? Small ones, due to the Matthew effect of the Internet, even if their genes are good, they still lack opportunities for growth. Should we treat them Carry out a certain amount of exposure and supplement, and can select a few key cultivations from them, and establish a new type of successful case that completely belongs to our group?"

The four seats were so quiet that one could hear the autumn wind blowing against the window panes, Sa Yinghua's eyes shone brightly, and the homeroom teacher smiled at Yu Cheng after observing his words.

Sally Yinghua smiled: "It seems that you guys entered the role faster than me!"

He turned to Yu Cheng and answered his question in detail.Standing in the eyes of the crowd, Yu Cheng nodded to Say Yinghua frequently.

Sally Yinghua: "... Are you satisfied with my answer?"

Yu Cheng: "You are right, it depends on people's efforts. Our department has a lot of room to develop in the future, and I am very confident. Bytheway, we also said that your shirt is very nice."

Sa Yinghua was taken aback, and laughed happily: "Thank you! Thank you! Yours is also good!"

Others laughed in agreement, Yu Cheng sat down, Xiaogangpao said in a low voice: "Xiao Cheng, forget all your words in English, why I still can't understand Chinese?"

Sally Yinghua: "By the way, classmate, what's your name? What did you do?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "My name is..."

After that, the activities of building teams and classes took place for a whole day.

Sa Yinghua led the class teacher and a few people who seemed to have a lot of status, and opened champagne in the leisure bar on the tenth floor. Eighty people each had a glass; Baby Milk set up two big drums, and after a while of pounding, he posed for a photo with the crowd and said: "Congratulations to the official establishment of our department! Good luck everyone, do it!"

Everyone laughed stupidly: "Do it!"

After get off work, Yu Cheng got into Gu Tianjiao's car: "Wow, brother, your pedaling is too accurate!"

Gu Tianjiao smiled and took the ferry to the road: "The two buildings are only 10 minutes away from each other. Besides, one of the director's privileges is that he can arrive late and leave early! How do you feel about the new department?"

Yu Cheng pouted and shook his head: "I got into trouble."

He recounted what happened in the morning, and Gu Tianjiao couldn't stop laughing all the way: "It's a good thing! I flattered people when we first met, and the bullshit sounds tall... Oh, I'm sorry, you shouldn't be bullshit, that kind Being able to ask this kind of question under such circumstances should be your usual accumulation. And from what you said, I think the Chinese people in Saying are also good."

Yu Cheng: "But the head teacher remembered my name, and she has the authority to open people during the training period... Sa Yinghua is also a senior director, and we will not hang out with him directly in the future. I am afraid that if I shoot him, it will make others unhappy, or make me feel uncomfortable. The future real boss will see through me as a sycophant!"

Gu Tianjiao: "It doesn't matter if you are a sycophant or not. People with discernment will think that you are good at communication. If you perform well and make your peers unhappy-isn't there a popular saying now? It's called 'Disgusting others, making yourself better'? Your class teacher Remember the name, it can be a blacklist or a whitelist!"

Yu Cheng: "Really?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled quietly for a while, and glanced at him: "I feel like you have returned to your home field! What do you plan to do in the future?"

Yu Cheng: "My new sixteen-character policy: 'Be polite, talk less and do more; people don't offend me, I won't offend them.'"

Gu Tianjiao: "Pfft..."

Yu Cheng: "...Still wrong? Then you come!"

Gu Tianjiao glanced at his serious expression, looked back to the front and stopped smiling: "Your summary is your harvest, just follow your new strategy."

Yu Cheng: "What do you mean?!"

Gu Tianjiao smiled again: "Don't worry, after your head hits the south wall, brother will definitely come to help you sum up your experience and lessons."

Yu Cheng: "..."