The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

Jin Gan left early on Monday morning, and Jin Yuanbao was the only one left in the huge three-bedroom apartment, but for him, the only difference from usual was that no one at home cooked for him this week. We ate.

In the past two days, for the [-] characters requested by Zhulong, he got up and sat in front of the computer to type, thinking that Jin Gan was on a business trip today, so no one would care about him. He fell asleep until noon, and if it wasn't for the phone ringing persistently, he felt that he could sleep again.

He touched the phone with sleepy eyes, "Hello..."

"Haven't woken up yet?" Long Yin's magnetic voice was on the other end of the phone.

"Hmm..." Jin Yuanbao replied lazily with a long nasal voice, his eyes hadn't been opened since he answered the phone, and he looked like he was about to go back to sleep again.

"Get up!" On the other end of the phone, Long Yin said in an imperative tone.

Jin Yuanbao lay on the bed, as if he didn't hear anything, he continued to sleep.

If he could not hear his breathing, Long Yin would have thought that this guy put the phone aside and continued to sleep.

But in fact, the result of Jin Yuanbao listening and not listening is the same.

So, he said harshly, "I'll give you 10 minutes to come over for dinner, or don't blame me for dragging you out of bed!"

"Hmm..." Jin Yuanbao replied vaguely, then threw the phone into a handful and continued to sleep.

until 15 minutes later...

He seemed to feel two eyes staring at him, and opened his eyes vaguely, and sure enough, he saw a figure of Gao Xin standing beside the bed!

He turned over, pulled off the quilt, buried his head, and continued to sleep.

Seeing this, Long Yin said in a low voice, "I'll give you three seconds at the end."

Someone on the bed is indifferent.

"3."

can not hear.

"2."

Keep sleeping.

"1!" After finishing the count, Long Yin lifted off the yellow Pikachu-patterned quilt on the bed, exposing the Jin Yuanbao in the little yellow duck-patterned pajamas to the air.

It was the beginning of September, and the weather in Beijing had already entered autumn. Without a quilt, the cold would hit the whole body.

"Ah!" Jin Yuanbao yelled impatiently, rolled into the bed again, buried his head in the pillow, and continued to sleep.

Seeing this, Long Yin became impatient. He knelt on the bed with one knee, grabbed Jin Yuanbao's right arm, and pulled him up from under the pillow, "How much time is it? You're still sleeping, you don't have enough stomach, do you?"

"Mmm...don't!" Jin Yuanbao irritatedly broke away the opponent's hand on his right arm, but the opponent's strength was obviously much stronger than his, and he couldn't break it apart at all.

So he grabbed the pillow and threw it at Long Yin's face. Then, as if he was about to fight him, he threw himself on him, picked up the pillow and threw it at him again, and said impatiently: "Don't, don't, don't! Don't get up!"

Long Yin was pushed to the ground and almost fell to the ground, half of his body was hanging beside the bed, his head was hanging outside the bed.

Before he had time to raise his head, he saw Jin Yuanbao throwing a pillow at him, so he had to let go of him and use his arm to block the throwing pillow.

Jin Yuanbao smashed it, and the pillow flew away. He impatiently scratched his hair like a chicken coop, glared at Long Yin with an angry face, and said angrily: "Don't disturb me to sleep again!"

After yelling, he got up and pulled the quilt that was thrown to the end of the bed, fell down, and continued to sleep.

Long Yin: "..."

He really never expected that Jin Yuanbao looked so weak, but he was so angry when he woke up!

However, if you have the energy to get up, can you not get up?Is it okay to skip lunch?

Long Yin got up from the edge of the bed, "Sleep and eat before going to bed!" He said, pulling Jin Yuanbao out of the bed again.

"Ah—" Jin Yuanbao yelled violently, waving his hands wildly, like a lunatic who couldn't resist.

Long Yin was annoyed by his quarrel, and said sharply: "If you scream again, I will rape you!"

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao seemed to wake up after being splashed with cold water, and stared at him blankly.

Seeing that he had calmed down, Long Yin breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there are only two families on each floor of this building. Otherwise, this guy screamed so loudly. People who didn't know would really think he was raped.

"Go..." Before he finished washing, Jin Yuanbao's sleepy mind seemed to have finally digested what he just said, and grabbed another pillow on the head of the bed and threw it directly on his face.

The pillow carried the faint milk scent of its owner, falling from Long Yin's three-dimensional facial features, and Long Yin's darkened face came into Jin Yuanbao's sight.

"No... ah... oh!!!" Jin Yuanbao hadn't finished quarreling with me when he was sleeping, but Long Yin's hands suddenly landed on his shoulders, and then, he directly pushed him back on the bed. Before he could resist, his mouth was blocked!

His peach blossom eyes, which could not be opened at first, suddenly magnified to the limit, looking at Long Yin's handsome face that was also magnified N times in front of him!Suddenly, only a sentence that Zhulong once said remained in his mind.

"Try to think about it, how would you feel if you were kissed by the brother next door?"

It was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky!

The first kiss was taken away by a man!

"That's good, hurry up and wash up and eat." Seeing that he was so shocked, Long Yin propped himself up and said.

"You, you, you..." Jin Yuanbao shrank to the corner after reacting, pointed at you for a long time but was speechless.

Looking at him with satisfaction, Long Yin got out of bed, picked up the pillow that fell on the floor, patted it, threw it back on the bed, and said: "If you keep making noise, I will really rape you!"

"Woo, I want to tell my brother that you bullied me!" Jin Yuanbao said aggrievedly, looking for his phone.

Seeing him touch the phone, Long Yin pressed something on it, and said: "It just so happens that he came back, so I can collect the body for you."

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao's finger that was about to dial the phone stopped, raised his head to look at Long Yin, and said in a crying voice, "How will he die?"

"First/rape/kill later?" Long Yin played with taste.

After weighing it in his heart, Jin Yuanbao finally put down his phone silently with a bitter look on his face, and said, "I'd better go brush my teeth and eat..."