The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

When Jin Yuanbao sat down at the dining table of Long Yin's house and saw the tomato and egg fried rice in front of him, he regretted that it took him so long to get up.

Because after his tossing, when he brushed his teeth and washed his face, the food was already cold.

So, Long Yin reheated the food. I don't know if he did it on purpose or if he was lazy. He combined the original white rice with tomato scrambled eggs.

Thus, there is now the tomato scrambled egg rice.

"What's the matter?" Long Yin brought up the last dish, seeing Jin Yuanbao facing the fried rice in front of him with an aggrieved expression, and asked.

"I don't eat tomatoes!" Jin Yuanbao protested.

"Allergies?" Long Yin sat down opposite him, browbones lightly locked.

"It's worse than allergies!" Jin Yuanbao said seriously, "It has a strange taste that makes it difficult to swallow!"

Hearing this, Long Yin's lightly locked browbones relaxed, and he said: "Tomatoes help to remove dark circles, and if your panda eyes don't fade away, you will become a bear."

"What the hell, how could a panda directly turn into a bear! Only when it marries a dog will it give birth to a bear!" Jin Yuanbao corrected solemnly.

Long Yin: "..."

"I don't care, it's fine if you want me to eat, but I want a bowl of rice instead!" Jin Yuanbao pushed the fried rice aside.

"You don't have a choice. The rice is just enough for two people. I never waste food. You can do it yourself!" He finished speaking and picked up his chopsticks.

"Then I'll go out to eat by myself!" Jin Yuanbao pushed away the chair and stood up, but before he could move his feet, Long Yin shot him with a deadly look, making him unable to move.

His sharp gaze like a falcon made Jin Yuanbao immediately think of what he said just now, "If you scream again, I will rape you!"

Oh no, now it should be saying, "If you don't eat again, I will rape you!"

Rape/rape a yarn!If there is a kind, it will really come...

His arguing was not over yet, and the scene of being kissed by force just now came to his mind.

As a result, his legs really couldn't move, as if they were cemented to the ground, and all kinds of aggrieved expressions were staged on his face.Finally he had to sit down again.

"That's good!" Long Yin said, moving the fried rice pushed aside by Jin Yuanbao back in front of him.

……

Half an hour later, under Long Yin's supervision, Jin Yuanbao finished the plate of fried rice like eating a large bowl of flies. The tomato taste was watered down.

Long Yin, who was full first, saw that he was also full, and said: "I don't know you don't eat tomatoes, what else do you not eat? Tell me once, so that I can buy vegetables later."

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao's mood immediately improved as if he had just eaten a fly, and he quickly snapped his fingers and said, "Tomatoes and carrots with strange flavors, wax gourds that look like snot, and those that have purple juice when cooked. What's the name of the green vegetables, and the gourd-like melons, cucumbers, white radishes..."

Long Yin listened to his serious counting, the veins on his forehead twitched, and asked: "You are so picky about food, do your parents know?"

"That's why I don't want to go home!" Jin Yuanbao said innocently, "My brother loves me the most in the whole family!"

"In this case, eat carrots tomorrow, winter melon the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow..."

"Long Yin!" Jin Yuanbao immediately jumped up from the chair like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

Long Yin got up and began to clear the table, said unhurriedly: "I said, you can eat whatever I eat, oh, I suddenly remembered that there is still a bowl of white rice in the rice cooker, and I can cook another bowl for you tonight meal".

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao was as angry as a goldfish spitting bubbles, then pushed away the chair, and angrily slammed the door away.

When he returned to his house, he suddenly remembered that the reason why Long Yin was able to come and go freely in his house must be because he kept the spare key in the fire box, so he took it away on purpose, to see how he can get in tomorrow, hum !

His anger dissipated when he sat in front of the computer and opened the dialog with Zhulong, because he had a very serious question to ask the other party.

[17 cm]: Dear, I ask you a very serious question.

Zhulong was online on his mobile phone at this time, but the speed of replying messages was not as slow as that of a computer.

[Candle Dragon]: Say it!

[17 cm]: Is homosexuality contagious?

[Candle Dragon]: Yes!

Seeing the other party's one-word reply, Jin Yuanbao's little heart skipped a beat.

[17cm]: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ What should I do, I was kissed by my neighbor forcibly today!

[17cm]: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ That was my first kiss!

[17cm]: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Will I be infected and become gay?

[Zhulong]: Well, very good, it just happens to be included in your article.

Jin Yuanbao's face, which was still very excited typing, suddenly turned into a gloomy look at the screen.

What the hell!Are you sure this guy is a man?Not a rotten girl? !

[17 cm]: ==, I'd better go to code words.

[Zhulong]: Well, you should pay attention to the combination of work and rest when coding, and go out to exercise appropriately.

Jin Yuanbao looked at the computer screen even more gloomy.

[17 cm]: If you don't have word count requirements, I will definitely work together!

[17cm]: I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to call my brother and complain about my neighbor!

[Candle Dragon]: ... complained that he took your first kiss?

Jin Yuanbao dialed Jin Gan's phone number, turned on the loudspeaker, and then replied to the other party.

[17 cm]: Not only that, but also to complain about him threatening Lao Tzu!That guy actually said that he wanted to rape/rape Lao Tzu!Come on!

[Zhulong]: After being raped, don't forget to write your feelings into the article for readers to have fun!

Seeing this, the veins on Jin Yuanbao's forehead twitched, shit!I will not be raped if you are raped!

Wait, why did his words so seem to come from Long Yin's mouth?

"Hello, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please call again later." At this time, a reminder came from the mobile phone that the call could not be connected.

Jin Yuanbao hung up the phone, checked the time, guessed that Jin Gan was busy, and put the phone aside.

[17cm]: Is it convenient?

[Candle Dragon]: Say.

Jin Yuanbao looked at the other person's profile picture, and suddenly became curious about the appearance of the candle dragon, so he clicked the video invitation.

System prompt: Waiting for the connection from the other party...

Jin Yuanbao tapped back and forth on the table with his hands, and after about a minute, the other party accepted the video, and he hurriedly pointed the camera at himself.

The video was connected at this time, and the system prompted that the page was being created. He adjusted the camera again, and suddenly felt nervous.

The little heart is beating wildly, which is beyond the normal pattern. What will a chief editor who specializes in fooling straight men into writing danmei articles look like?