The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

When Jin Yuanbao left the community, he was attracted by the big pot of Malatang on the opposite side of the road.

He found a place to sit down, picked out a few strings of meatballs from the pot that had already been cooked, and played with his phone while eating.

Opening QQ, he just discovered that Zhulong replied to him at [-] o'clock this morning.

[Zhulong]: This idea is very good, let's write it down like this.I have sent the contract filling template and precautions, mailing address to your email address, and send it within two days!

Seeing this, Jin Yuanbao was in a good mood, biting a beef ball and chuckling while chewing.

From now on, I will also be a contracted author!quack!

But... what the hell is the following sentence?

[Zhulong]: I read today's update. As a small climax of [-] characters, the kiss scene is not emotional enough. I don't mind that you can practice with your gay neighbor when you have nothing to do.

Fuck, you don't mind, I do!

[17cm]: ヾ(?｀Д′?) As a doctor, instead of saving mankind, you encourage straight men to become gay, which seriously affects the great mission of human beings to inherit the family. Is this really okay?

After he quickly typed and sent the thread, he didn't forget to go to various novice groups to show off that he was finally about to sign a contract.

As a result, someone asked, what kind of text was written?

He silently typed the title of the book, followed by the word Danmei.

[Excalibur]: Fuck, brother, are you right?You man actually went to write Tanmei!

[McDududou]: You are itching for a chrysanthemum, the rhythm of being inserted?

[Brother Xiaoyao]: Dude, integrity is optional, but chastity is not!Remember the buddy's words: clamp the chrysanthemum at any time, don't get stabbed!

Gold ingot:"……"

envy!Definitely Chi Guoguo's jealousy!

……

Long Yin had a meeting at the company for a day today. His father asked him to go back and help manage the group, but he refused, so his father intentionally manipulated his company, trying to get rid of it by destroying his company. let him go back.

When he came out of the conference room, it was already late, and the lights were brightly lit outside the window. He checked the time, and it was already eight o'clock. He picked up his mobile phone and checked, only to realize that he didn't know when it was out of power and turned off.

Thinking that Jin Yuanbao had already woken up, he packed his briefcase, connected his mobile phone to the power bank, and returned home from get off work.

At this point, although the rush hour has passed, but with Beijing's traffic style, there is still some traffic congestion, and he has returned to the community as quickly as possible.

He parked his car in the parking lot of the supermarket, and when he was about to go to the supermarket to buy some vegetables for tonight, he accidentally saw a familiar figure at a snack stall.

The figure was wearing a padded coat with minions printed on it, and a pair of black tights. He was holding a few skewers of roasted gluten in his left hand and biting a bunch of candied haws in his right, but his eyes were fixed on the kebab stand in front of him. It was a joy to eat, and I didn't care about getting the smoke of the barbecue on my face.

Long Yin's face darkened involuntarily, and he walked like him.

"Master, I need to add some pepper." Jin Yuanbao said vaguely with candied haws in his mouth.

"Okay!" The peddler responded happily, sprinkled chili powder into the mutton skewers, and handed it to Jin Yuanbao, who was holding things in both hands and was struggling to get money. He asked, "This handsome guy, how many skewers do you want?"

Before Long Yin left, "I'll hold it for you." As he spoke, he snatched the roasted gluten from Jin Yuanbao's hand.

"Thank you." Jin Yuanbao only listened to the familiar voice and didn't think too much, "There's another one, help me get it too." He also handed him the candied haws, and finally freed his hand to get the money.

When he handed over ten yuan to the vendor, he realized something was wrong, "Where's my mutton skewer?"

"Your friend took it for you." The peddler pointed to Xia Longyin with his chin.

Only then did Jin Yuanbao suddenly realize that it was Long Yin's voice who said to help him carry things just now!He followed the direction pointed by the peddler, and indeed he saw Long Yin's figure.

But what was he doing standing next to the trash can?

Wait, where's my kebab? !

"Long Yin, what are you doing!" He ran over angrily, "Where is my skewer? No, where is my card?"

"Didn't your brother tell you that you are not allowed to eat rubbish on the side of the road?" Long Yin said sharply, "I think you won't regret it until your stomach has a complete problem."

"I think you want to starve me to death!" Jin Yuanbao said angrily, but he was afraid that he would run away again, so he grabbed the opponent's clothes tightly, "Give me back my card! If it weren't for Lao Tzu and Brother Tao Tao If you ask for money, I will starve to death!"

It was said that Long Yin had just realized his carelessness. When he went to the company in the morning, he thought it was just a small meeting and he would be back by noon.

I didn't expect that this meeting would be held for one day, not to mention Jin Yuanbao, he himself is now hungry with his chest stuck to his back.

However, before he went out, he also specially delivered the prepared sandwich breakfast and milk to their family's dining table, and gave him to eat when he woke up. Although it was only the breakfast portion, it wouldn't starve to death, right?

"You're stupid, if you don't have a bank card, you can also bind Alipay and WeChat Pay? It's better to go to a restaurant than to eat the garbage at these roadside stalls!" Long Yin rubbed his hair, "Good boy, Go back and cook something delicious for you."

"You're stupid, that card was opened by my brother, and it was bound to his mobile phone number. The last time I used his card to pay for snacks online for a month, he completely unlocked Alipay and WeChat. binding!" Jin Yuanbao opened his hand, "I don't care, return the card to me quickly! Return it to me, return it to me!"

Long Yin: "..."

It's because I don't even give you the card directly!

"Give me back the card!" Seeing the other party walking towards the car, Jin Yuanbao grabbed the other party impatiently, but his strength was not as strong as the other party's, so he simply climbed on the other party's body. If you want to hang the whole person on the other party, you still can't hold the other party's footsteps.

"Mom, what are those two brothers doing?" At this moment, a little girl asked her mother by the hand.

I just heard the mother explain: "That little brother is not as good as Ran Ran, and he doesn't want to walk, so he wants the big brother to carry it."

Gold ingot:"……"

Long Yin stopped at this moment, afraid that he would fall, he put his arms around Jin Yuanbao's waist, turned his head and asked, "Come on, little brother, big brother will carry you back".

"Return my bank card quickly, I can walk by myself!" Jin Yuanbao got off him immediately, glaring at him like a frog with puffy cheeks.

But soon, his angry expression was distorted by an expression of pain, his hands hugged his stomach firmly, and his body curled up involuntarily.

"Xiaobao?" Seeing his face suddenly pale under the light, Long Yin couldn't help but frown.

"It hurts..." Jin Yuanbao felt as if his stomach had been severely twisted by a devil's claw, and cold sweat broke out on his painful forehead.

"How many times have I told you not to eat junk food!" Long Yin cursed sharply, this time he didn't want to carry him back, but directly picked him up and stuffed him into the car.

Before driving the car to Wuhen's clinic, Long Yin dialed Wuhen's phone number, "Come to the clinic immediately and stand by!"

"What's the situation?" Wuhen asked suspiciously, "Isn't Tao Ming there?"

"I want your doctor! If you haven't seen you for 5 minutes, you're going to die!" After Long Yin finished speaking, he hung up the phone, looked through the rear mirror of the car and curled up in the back seat, whining Jin Yuanbao asked softly, "Xiaobao, how do you feel now? Didn't your brother take you for a gastroscopy?"

"No, he won't take me... woo..." Jin Yuanbao said weakly, if Jin Gan heard this, he would definitely roll his eyes.

You are going to die of pain, but you still have the strength to lie, obviously you are the one who can't die!

When Long Yin took Jin Yuanbao out of the car, Wuhen just arrived at the clinic. Seeing Jin Yuanbao being held in Long Yin's arms like a pickle, he guessed that it must be caused by eating garbage again. !

"Knowing that his stomach is so arrogant, you still feed him randomly!" He followed Long Yin's footsteps into the clinic in displeasure, and went straight to the pharmacy to get stomach medicine.

In the clinic where it was rare to see a single patient in the past three days, since Tao Ming came here, there were no less than five IV drips a day, so that there was no place for Jin Yuanbao to lie on the few hospital beds.

"Little treasure! What's the matter with you?" Tao Ming saw that the person Long Yin was holding in was Jin Yuanbao, and immediately put down the bottled potion in his hand. After searching around, he couldn't find a place for him to go. The other man hugged her in his arms, feeling all kinds of uncomfortable in his heart.

When Jin Yuanbao saw Tao Ming, he stretched out his hand to him, and said with a bitter face, "Whoa, brother Tao Tao... help me... this guy refuses to return my bank card..."

Hearing this, the veins on Long Yin's forehead twitched, "It's hopeless, if you have any last words, hurry up and cremate him immediately!"

He said so, but his action was to sit down on the only chair left in the clinic, spread his legs, let Jin Yuanbao sit on his lap, and let his body lean against his arms.

"Shut your crow's mouth! The place of the clinic, speak carefully!" Before Jin Yuanbao could protest, he heard Tao Ming sternly warn.

Standing in front of Long Yin, he stretched out his hand to lift Jin Yuanbao's bangs soaked in cold sweat to ask him about his condition, but Long Yin shot him coldly and said, "Wuhen, where is the medicine?"

"Blow a hairball! I'm looking for the candy I bought last time!" At the same time as Wuhen's voice came from the pharmacy, Jin Yuanbao pushed Long Yin in pain, and murmured: "Woo...don't hug me It's so tight, wait a minute, it doesn't hurt to death, I was strangled to death by you!"

Seeing this, Tao Ming felt very upset. His raised hand still did not give up and landed on Jin Yuanbao's forehead. Just as he lifted his bangs, Wuhen came over with stomach medicine and water, and at the same time the patient who had just ignored him urged him to Seeing him change the drip bottle, he reluctantly left.

After taking the medicine, Jin Yuanbao leaned weakly on Long Yin's shoulder with a lollipop in his mouth, his eyelids half-opened, as if he wanted to sleep.

"Really, just make trouble for me. I haven't finished typing [-] characters tonight!" Wuhen saw that Jin Yuanbao seemed to be fine, and said to Long Yin: "Did you take him for a gastroscopy last time? I guess [-]% of his stomach can't digest your stuff! Change the method in the future!"

Long Yin: "..."

There was obviously no aftermath last night!

After hearing his words, Jin Yuanbao immediately opened his half-closed eyelids and looked at Wuhen, "What did he let me eat? Will he die?"