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Chapter 22 I'm Not Interested In You!
"What you ate last night!"
"What I ate last night...was delicious..." Jin Yuanbao recalled the steak that Long Yin made last night, it tasted hundreds of times better than he imagined!
Wait, isn't the steak poisoned? !But didn't he eat it too?
Hearing this, the corners of Wuhen's mouth twitched, "You actually said that such a disgusting thing is delicious! Your taste is really strong!"
"Fried steak is not as good as you are encouraging me to make me feel nauseous!" Jin Yuanbao yelled disapprovingly, and his stomach, which had been calmed down after taking the medicine, was agitated, and there was another throbbing pain, forcing him to curl up again body.
When he yelled, Tao Ming, who was changing the patient's IV, immediately turned his head, his face was surprised, but he was speechless.
Long Yin frowned lightly, as if something flashed in his eyes.
"When did I encourage you to have sex?" Wuhen asked inexplicably.
"Oh! You don't even admit it!" Jin Yuanbao covered his stomach with one hand, took the lollipop from his mouth with the other, pointed at Wuhen and asked, "It was you who forced me to become a man that night! No, it was you Forcing me to turn the heroine into a man!"
Long Yin: "..."
"Damn, what I just gave you is stomach medicine! It's for relieving stomach pain, not for relieving brain nerve problems!" Wuhen said more and more inexplicably, "I'm nervous, so I will let you take it." The female lead has been changed to the male lead! Hey, wait, you’re also writing a novel? Or danmei?!”
He suddenly remembered that Long Yin had mentioned the Danmei Contest of Susheng Reading Network in the group before, and asked if anyone wanted to write...
In addition, two days ago, Long Yin inexplicably forced him to make a video, and the one who appeared in the video was Jin Yuanbao, who seemed innocent, but was actually a face with a lack of IQ!
Shouldn't it be...
He suddenly felt a pair of gloomy eyes staring at him, and when he raised his eyes, he met Long Yin's sharp eyes, which seemed to say, if you want to live, just keep your mouth shut!
"Damn it, you pretended to have amnesia with me!" Jin Yuanbao angrily threw the lollipop full of saliva in his hand at him, got up from Long Yin's lap with one hand covering his stomach, and cursed grinningly: "For the sake of moral integrity!" , I will fight with you even if I am paralyzed!"
Seeing this, Wuhen hurriedly jumped to avoid his saliva-stained lollipop, and said violently: "You old fat pig is slaughtered—you are a knifed product, you bite me back after taking my medicine, don't think that With my master here, I dare not do anything to you, I will destroy you for the moon today!"
"Grandma, the two of them are so childish!" The little boy in the red padded coat who was sitting on the hospital bed on an intravenous drip said seriously to the grandma sitting next to him.
Long Yin put his hand on his forehead: "...".
The corner of Tao Ming's mouth twitched: "...".
"Destroying you for the moon is my line! Don't steal my line!" Jin Yuanbao just stood up, his stomach throbbed again, and he squatted on the ground weakly in pain.
Behind him were Long Yin's feet, he simply leaned on them, and pulled Long Yin's trousers pitifully, "Woo...Brother Long Yin, my stomach hurts when your apprentice bullies me..."
"Okay, don't embarrass yourself here anymore, go back." Long Yin helped Jin Yuanbao to stand up, and then he carried it on his back, "I have a headache because of the trouble. When your brother comes back, let him come over and teach this guy a lesson."
"No! I'm going to teach him a lesson now!" Although Jin Yuanbao was lying limply on Long Yin's back, his mouth was still unrepentant, "You don't even know that he not only encouraged me to write Danmei, but also distorted my innocent The idea of urging me to engage in radicalism! Woohoo, brother Long Yin, quickly call the underworld people to come over and teach him a lesson!"
Long Yin: "..."
"Damn it, you've read too many novels!" Wuhen, who is no different from the mute eating Coptis chinensis, jumped up angrily, "I repeat! I didn't encourage you to write Danmei! I didn't encourage you to be gay! "
"I saw you in the video that day!" Jin Yuanbao's words were weak, but still angry.
"That's..." Wuhen, who was almost pissed off, was about to go all out and tell the truth, but his momentum was blocked by a sharp look in his eyes, and he was discouraged as soon as the words came to his mouth, "Then it's probably up to you!" This time, I accidentally fell in an Internet cafe and crashed into someone else's video mirror!"
"Liar, you were obviously using a mobile phone!" Jin Yuanbao persisted.
Wuhen immediately regretted giving this guy the stomach medicine, and said angrily, "That's when I went to the supermarket last time, I borrowed someone else's cell phone and took a look in the mirror!"
"Liar! You... Hey, Long Yin, don't leave! I haven't finished my words yet!" Jin Yuanbao struggled on Long Yin's back as he spoke, "I haven't taught that bad guy yet! Let me go down! Ouch, don't pinch my thigh! Huh, Brother Tao Tao, help me teach that bad guy a lesson..."
Tao Ming: "..."
It's only now that I think of his existence!
Long Yin left the clinic with Jin Yuanbao on his back and didn't drive, but walked back home with Jin Yuanbao on his back. Seeing that Long Yin ignored him, he didn't make any noise. Lie on his thick shoulders, smelling the faint fragrance of lemon on his body, gradually fell asleep.
Long Yin felt the warmth of his breath on his neck.
He got into the elevator, and when he came out, the elevator had already reached the seventh floor, but as soon as he got out of the elevator, the figure with long apricot hair and a red cheongsam standing in front of the house made his steps stop.
"Long Yin, you're back. I've been waiting for you here for a long time. Why is your phone turned off all the time?" Wei Aisi responded happily when he saw Long Yin, but seeing someone behind him, And fell asleep, the voice lowered, "What's wrong with him?"
"Sleeping." Long Yin also lowered his voice, furrowed his brows lightly, and asked, "What do you want from me?"
"Let's go in and talk!" Viais pointed to the door.
Long Yin glanced at her suspiciously. He had never told his family his address, but he still gave her the key to open the door. With their abilities, he was not curious about how they knew his address.
After he entered the room, he immediately put the gold ingots in his room to sleep. When he came out, he bumped into Wei Aisi who was looking out from the room. She immediately sat down on the sofa in the living room in embarrassment. Long Yin walked into the kitchen.
"You haven't had dinner yet?" She went to the table and sat down.
"En." Long Yin responded with a nasal voice, put some rice in the pot, and prepared to cook porridge.
"Why don't you hire a servant?" Wei Aisi asked curiously when he saw him washing rice in the sink.
Although she has been married to the Long family for 23 years, she doesn't even know if she has the opportunity to meet Long Yin 23 times, let alone understand his living habits.
"I don't like strangers coming in and out of my house at will." Long Yin replied lightly, then turned around and looked at Wei Aisi, "What are you doing here tonight?"
"You are already living together?" Wei Aisi asked without answering, and at the same time did not forget to look into Long Yin's room.
Long Yin didn't answer. He wiped the bottom of the pot with a rag and put it into the rice cooker. After plugging in the electricity, he washed the handles, walked out of the kitchen, and asked, "Grandpa asked you to come here?"
"Oh no, I have a problem with a film crew in Beijing. I came here to deal with it. After it's done, I'll come and see you." Wei Aisi explained, "Can I stay with you for two days?"
Long Yin sat down opposite her, looked at her with his arms crossed, as if he didn't have a good reason to live here, he would consider how to refuse.
Wei Aisi was a little guilty when he saw his sharp eyes, and said with a smile: "I am dissatisfied with you, but in fact, I just want to take a few photos and take them back to show Dad. The doctor said, Dad doesn't have much time. I think that although I can't see it myself, at least I can take a look at the photos, so that I don't even know what he looks like."
Hearing this, Long Yin put his hands on his forehead impatiently, "I don't want your perverted behavior to affect him."
"I believe I will be a professional paparazzi!" Viais said confidently.
Long Yin continued to put his hand on his forehead: "..."
The next day, Jin Yuanbao woke up early in the morning. As if awakened from a nightmare, he opened his eyes suddenly. Sure enough, what greeted his eyes was a white quilt and an unfamiliar environment.
He sat up immediately, and took a closer look at the room. There was a brown wall-mounted wardrobe carved with dragon patterns, a neat table top, and a lifelike carved wooden coiled dragon, which stood on the floor-to-ceiling window directly opposite the door. , the dragon's head was facing the door with open teeth and dancing. The exquisite carving skills made the dragon exude a majestic atmosphere, claiming that it was the patron saint of this room, and Jin Yuanbao was inexplicably shocked. As if he had strangled the situation by mistake, the dragon would turn his head in the next second, and then strangle himself to death like an ant.
He moved aside in panic, where is this place?He remembered that Long Yin forcibly carried him back last night. He struggled all the way to no avail, and Long Yin didn't bother him. He was bored and fell asleep.
At this time, there was a commotion from beside him, which made him turn his head suddenly in fright, only to realize that there was a person sleeping next to him!
The man turned sideways towards him, his face was sharp and angular, his skin was like creamy fat, his eyes were closed tightly, his body was covered with a brown quilt with the same dragon pattern, his arms rested on the quilt, his light wheat complexion was not as fair as his skin tone, but the texture of the skin is delicate...
Wait, his arms are bare, why are his shoulders also bare?even...
Jin Yuanbao couldn't help stretching out his hand to lift the quilt of the other party.
Even his chest is bare!
Not even below! ?
When this thought flashed through his mind, his hand holding the other party's quilt trembled uncontrollably, and a lot of bad information rushed into his brain in an instant. He bit his lower lip, and as soon as he lifted the other party's quilt forcefully, his hand was caught He caught it right away, but even so, he still saw that the light wheat-colored complexion really extended all the way to the end!
"Ah—" he couldn't help but yelled because of this, and then grabbed the pillow and beat Long Yin, "You big pervert! I'm going to kill you!"
"It's so noisy!" Long Yin, who didn't sleep well last night, is not in a good temper today. He grabbed the pillow that Jin Yuanbao threw at him with his backhand, threw it under the bed, and growled, "Am I not?" I told you I was angry too!"
Jin Yuanbao was taken aback by his low voice and strength, and looked at him timidly like an innocent child.
Seeing this, Long Yin let out a long breath, and raised his bangs with his hands.
Just when he thought it was over, Jin Yuanbao suddenly pulled his pillow away and threw it at him again as a weapon.
"Soldier, is it great to be angry when you get up? For the sake of my innocence, I don't care whether you are angry when you get up. I will die with you today!" Jin Yuanbao indiscriminately, picked up the pillow and hit him.
Who made him gay?Who made him forcefully kiss him?And threatened him to rape him?
Today he wants to die with him for the dignity of a man!
"If you continue to make trouble, I will really kill you!" Long Yin threw his weapon out of the bed again, and at the same time grabbed his collar and pulled him to lie on the bed, facing the bed, and said angrily: "You are blind!" Have you? Didn’t you see that we separated the quilt? Did you feel your chrysanthemum pain?”
"Wuuu..." Jin Yuanbao propped up his body and raised his head, only to see in embarrassment that the two people had really separated the quilt, and he was covered with a white dragon pattern, while his was covered with a brown dragon pattern, which was clearly not the same. identical!
But he was still unconvinced and shouted: "Who told you to be gay! Don't you know that sleeping with gay people will get you infected?"
Long Yin rubbed his temples, and said angrily: "I'm not interested in you!"
Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao was taken aback for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Then I can rest assured."
Long Yin: "..."
Did you speak too fast just now, did you say something wrong?
"What I ate last night...was delicious..." Jin Yuanbao recalled the steak that Long Yin made last night, it tasted hundreds of times better than he imagined!
Wait, isn't the steak poisoned? !But didn't he eat it too?
Hearing this, the corners of Wuhen's mouth twitched, "You actually said that such a disgusting thing is delicious! Your taste is really strong!"
"Fried steak is not as good as you are encouraging me to make me feel nauseous!" Jin Yuanbao yelled disapprovingly, and his stomach, which had been calmed down after taking the medicine, was agitated, and there was another throbbing pain, forcing him to curl up again body.
When he yelled, Tao Ming, who was changing the patient's IV, immediately turned his head, his face was surprised, but he was speechless.
Long Yin frowned lightly, as if something flashed in his eyes.
"When did I encourage you to have sex?" Wuhen asked inexplicably.
"Oh! You don't even admit it!" Jin Yuanbao covered his stomach with one hand, took the lollipop from his mouth with the other, pointed at Wuhen and asked, "It was you who forced me to become a man that night! No, it was you Forcing me to turn the heroine into a man!"
Long Yin: "..."
"Damn, what I just gave you is stomach medicine! It's for relieving stomach pain, not for relieving brain nerve problems!" Wuhen said more and more inexplicably, "I'm nervous, so I will let you take it." The female lead has been changed to the male lead! Hey, wait, you’re also writing a novel? Or danmei?!”
He suddenly remembered that Long Yin had mentioned the Danmei Contest of Susheng Reading Network in the group before, and asked if anyone wanted to write...
In addition, two days ago, Long Yin inexplicably forced him to make a video, and the one who appeared in the video was Jin Yuanbao, who seemed innocent, but was actually a face with a lack of IQ!
Shouldn't it be...
He suddenly felt a pair of gloomy eyes staring at him, and when he raised his eyes, he met Long Yin's sharp eyes, which seemed to say, if you want to live, just keep your mouth shut!
"Damn it, you pretended to have amnesia with me!" Jin Yuanbao angrily threw the lollipop full of saliva in his hand at him, got up from Long Yin's lap with one hand covering his stomach, and cursed grinningly: "For the sake of moral integrity!" , I will fight with you even if I am paralyzed!"
Seeing this, Wuhen hurriedly jumped to avoid his saliva-stained lollipop, and said violently: "You old fat pig is slaughtered—you are a knifed product, you bite me back after taking my medicine, don't think that With my master here, I dare not do anything to you, I will destroy you for the moon today!"
"Grandma, the two of them are so childish!" The little boy in the red padded coat who was sitting on the hospital bed on an intravenous drip said seriously to the grandma sitting next to him.
Long Yin put his hand on his forehead: "...".
The corner of Tao Ming's mouth twitched: "...".
"Destroying you for the moon is my line! Don't steal my line!" Jin Yuanbao just stood up, his stomach throbbed again, and he squatted on the ground weakly in pain.
Behind him were Long Yin's feet, he simply leaned on them, and pulled Long Yin's trousers pitifully, "Woo...Brother Long Yin, my stomach hurts when your apprentice bullies me..."
"Okay, don't embarrass yourself here anymore, go back." Long Yin helped Jin Yuanbao to stand up, and then he carried it on his back, "I have a headache because of the trouble. When your brother comes back, let him come over and teach this guy a lesson."
"No! I'm going to teach him a lesson now!" Although Jin Yuanbao was lying limply on Long Yin's back, his mouth was still unrepentant, "You don't even know that he not only encouraged me to write Danmei, but also distorted my innocent The idea of urging me to engage in radicalism! Woohoo, brother Long Yin, quickly call the underworld people to come over and teach him a lesson!"
Long Yin: "..."
"Damn it, you've read too many novels!" Wuhen, who is no different from the mute eating Coptis chinensis, jumped up angrily, "I repeat! I didn't encourage you to write Danmei! I didn't encourage you to be gay! "
"I saw you in the video that day!" Jin Yuanbao's words were weak, but still angry.
"That's..." Wuhen, who was almost pissed off, was about to go all out and tell the truth, but his momentum was blocked by a sharp look in his eyes, and he was discouraged as soon as the words came to his mouth, "Then it's probably up to you!" This time, I accidentally fell in an Internet cafe and crashed into someone else's video mirror!"
"Liar, you were obviously using a mobile phone!" Jin Yuanbao persisted.
Wuhen immediately regretted giving this guy the stomach medicine, and said angrily, "That's when I went to the supermarket last time, I borrowed someone else's cell phone and took a look in the mirror!"
"Liar! You... Hey, Long Yin, don't leave! I haven't finished my words yet!" Jin Yuanbao struggled on Long Yin's back as he spoke, "I haven't taught that bad guy yet! Let me go down! Ouch, don't pinch my thigh! Huh, Brother Tao Tao, help me teach that bad guy a lesson..."
Tao Ming: "..."
It's only now that I think of his existence!
Long Yin left the clinic with Jin Yuanbao on his back and didn't drive, but walked back home with Jin Yuanbao on his back. Seeing that Long Yin ignored him, he didn't make any noise. Lie on his thick shoulders, smelling the faint fragrance of lemon on his body, gradually fell asleep.
Long Yin felt the warmth of his breath on his neck.
He got into the elevator, and when he came out, the elevator had already reached the seventh floor, but as soon as he got out of the elevator, the figure with long apricot hair and a red cheongsam standing in front of the house made his steps stop.
"Long Yin, you're back. I've been waiting for you here for a long time. Why is your phone turned off all the time?" Wei Aisi responded happily when he saw Long Yin, but seeing someone behind him, And fell asleep, the voice lowered, "What's wrong with him?"
"Sleeping." Long Yin also lowered his voice, furrowed his brows lightly, and asked, "What do you want from me?"
"Let's go in and talk!" Viais pointed to the door.
Long Yin glanced at her suspiciously. He had never told his family his address, but he still gave her the key to open the door. With their abilities, he was not curious about how they knew his address.
After he entered the room, he immediately put the gold ingots in his room to sleep. When he came out, he bumped into Wei Aisi who was looking out from the room. She immediately sat down on the sofa in the living room in embarrassment. Long Yin walked into the kitchen.
"You haven't had dinner yet?" She went to the table and sat down.
"En." Long Yin responded with a nasal voice, put some rice in the pot, and prepared to cook porridge.
"Why don't you hire a servant?" Wei Aisi asked curiously when he saw him washing rice in the sink.
Although she has been married to the Long family for 23 years, she doesn't even know if she has the opportunity to meet Long Yin 23 times, let alone understand his living habits.
"I don't like strangers coming in and out of my house at will." Long Yin replied lightly, then turned around and looked at Wei Aisi, "What are you doing here tonight?"
"You are already living together?" Wei Aisi asked without answering, and at the same time did not forget to look into Long Yin's room.
Long Yin didn't answer. He wiped the bottom of the pot with a rag and put it into the rice cooker. After plugging in the electricity, he washed the handles, walked out of the kitchen, and asked, "Grandpa asked you to come here?"
"Oh no, I have a problem with a film crew in Beijing. I came here to deal with it. After it's done, I'll come and see you." Wei Aisi explained, "Can I stay with you for two days?"
Long Yin sat down opposite her, looked at her with his arms crossed, as if he didn't have a good reason to live here, he would consider how to refuse.
Wei Aisi was a little guilty when he saw his sharp eyes, and said with a smile: "I am dissatisfied with you, but in fact, I just want to take a few photos and take them back to show Dad. The doctor said, Dad doesn't have much time. I think that although I can't see it myself, at least I can take a look at the photos, so that I don't even know what he looks like."
Hearing this, Long Yin put his hands on his forehead impatiently, "I don't want your perverted behavior to affect him."
"I believe I will be a professional paparazzi!" Viais said confidently.
Long Yin continued to put his hand on his forehead: "..."
The next day, Jin Yuanbao woke up early in the morning. As if awakened from a nightmare, he opened his eyes suddenly. Sure enough, what greeted his eyes was a white quilt and an unfamiliar environment.
He sat up immediately, and took a closer look at the room. There was a brown wall-mounted wardrobe carved with dragon patterns, a neat table top, and a lifelike carved wooden coiled dragon, which stood on the floor-to-ceiling window directly opposite the door. , the dragon's head was facing the door with open teeth and dancing. The exquisite carving skills made the dragon exude a majestic atmosphere, claiming that it was the patron saint of this room, and Jin Yuanbao was inexplicably shocked. As if he had strangled the situation by mistake, the dragon would turn his head in the next second, and then strangle himself to death like an ant.
He moved aside in panic, where is this place?He remembered that Long Yin forcibly carried him back last night. He struggled all the way to no avail, and Long Yin didn't bother him. He was bored and fell asleep.
At this time, there was a commotion from beside him, which made him turn his head suddenly in fright, only to realize that there was a person sleeping next to him!
The man turned sideways towards him, his face was sharp and angular, his skin was like creamy fat, his eyes were closed tightly, his body was covered with a brown quilt with the same dragon pattern, his arms rested on the quilt, his light wheat complexion was not as fair as his skin tone, but the texture of the skin is delicate...
Wait, his arms are bare, why are his shoulders also bare?even...
Jin Yuanbao couldn't help stretching out his hand to lift the quilt of the other party.
Even his chest is bare!
Not even below! ?
When this thought flashed through his mind, his hand holding the other party's quilt trembled uncontrollably, and a lot of bad information rushed into his brain in an instant. He bit his lower lip, and as soon as he lifted the other party's quilt forcefully, his hand was caught He caught it right away, but even so, he still saw that the light wheat-colored complexion really extended all the way to the end!
"Ah—" he couldn't help but yelled because of this, and then grabbed the pillow and beat Long Yin, "You big pervert! I'm going to kill you!"
"It's so noisy!" Long Yin, who didn't sleep well last night, is not in a good temper today. He grabbed the pillow that Jin Yuanbao threw at him with his backhand, threw it under the bed, and growled, "Am I not?" I told you I was angry too!"
Jin Yuanbao was taken aback by his low voice and strength, and looked at him timidly like an innocent child.
Seeing this, Long Yin let out a long breath, and raised his bangs with his hands.
Just when he thought it was over, Jin Yuanbao suddenly pulled his pillow away and threw it at him again as a weapon.
"Soldier, is it great to be angry when you get up? For the sake of my innocence, I don't care whether you are angry when you get up. I will die with you today!" Jin Yuanbao indiscriminately, picked up the pillow and hit him.
Who made him gay?Who made him forcefully kiss him?And threatened him to rape him?
Today he wants to die with him for the dignity of a man!
"If you continue to make trouble, I will really kill you!" Long Yin threw his weapon out of the bed again, and at the same time grabbed his collar and pulled him to lie on the bed, facing the bed, and said angrily: "You are blind!" Have you? Didn’t you see that we separated the quilt? Did you feel your chrysanthemum pain?”
"Wuuu..." Jin Yuanbao propped up his body and raised his head, only to see in embarrassment that the two people had really separated the quilt, and he was covered with a white dragon pattern, while his was covered with a brown dragon pattern, which was clearly not the same. identical!
But he was still unconvinced and shouted: "Who told you to be gay! Don't you know that sleeping with gay people will get you infected?"
Long Yin rubbed his temples, and said angrily: "I'm not interested in you!"
Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao was taken aback for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Then I can rest assured."
Long Yin: "..."
Did you speak too fast just now, did you say something wrong?
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