showbiz dog actor

After the festive and merry Spring Festival with lanterns, colorful firecrackers and firecrackers, Xiao Lingxiao found himself out of money.To be exact, out of money again.In the past few years, the big family has added new members from time to time, and the little extra money Xiao Lingxiao saves every year will still be shared by the children.

Xiao Lingxiao's major is communication. When he was an undergraduate, he worked part-time as a graphic model for a fashion magazine. Later, he made a few short films and became very interested in acting, so he took an acting training class.What he didn't expect was that the road of acting was very difficult for him.Not to mention being famous, he can't even be considered an eighteenth-tier starlet.There are not many people who are interested in his model card, but once he enters the interview process, it is very difficult for him to pass.To put it simply, his acting skills are not good.However, Xiao Lingxiao did not give up, he has been practicing hard and looking for opportunities everywhere.

Xiao Lingxiao was lying on the sofa, scrolling through Weibo casually, and saw a post from actor Zhou Jinchu among the Weibo wailing at work.In the photo, Zhou Jinchu is holding a small husky, with a slight smile on his usual paralyzed face, and the accompanying text is four words: "Adopted dog, please take care of me." It was published half an hour ago, and already Tens of thousands of comments.

Xiao Lingxiao looked at the instantly popular dog, and sighed leisurely: "Hey... people are not as good as dogs..." Sighing, he lay down on the sofa and fell asleep enviously.

When he woke up again, Xiao Lingxiao only felt that his body was warm.The sun shone on his shiny fur, as if plating him with a layer of gold.Xiao Lingxiao moved his head, feeling that the sun was a bit dazzling, so he stretched out his claws to cover his eyes.

Wow... Xiao Lingxiao thought: This furry paw is really cute.

After two seconds, Xiao Lingxiao felt that something was wrong: Wait... What is this claw? !

He waved to the left in shock, and the paw waved to the left.Then he swung to the right again, and the paw swung to the right.He hurriedly looked down again, and not surprisingly, he found two dog legs and a dog tail.

"Fuck..." Xiao Lingxiao rolled off the sofa and jumped towards the mirror in the entrance.He was a little confused about the four legs, and walked all the way to the mirror with the same hands and feet.At this time, those tables, chairs, and cabinets all seemed so huge.Then...he saw himself in the mirror—a juvenile husky with sea-water blue eyes a little bit upturned, three small fires between his brows, pointed ears and mouth, clearly It's the same breed as Zhou Jinchu's dog that I just picked up.

I've turned into a dog... I've turned into a dog... Xiao Lingxiao was spun around by the blow.

He thought: people are not as good as dogs, just talking casually, not really wanting to be a dog!

His head was dizzy for a while, and he staggered back to the living room with his heavy four legs, jumped onto the sofa, and lay down on it hopelessly.

How can I change back...Xiao Lingxiao reasoned: If you want to know the answer, you should start with "how did I change"... But, how did I change... This question is still very difficult... Eh ...?What is the taste?

A dog's sense of smell is extremely sensitive, and Xiao Lingxiao suddenly sensed a hint of sweetness.

He propped up his upper body and sniffed with his dog's nose. The tip of his nose smelled a fresh scent of dried fruit.He searched around and found several bags of dried fruits on the coffee table, including dried cherry tomatoes, dried mangoes, dried kiwis and so on.The bag was opened and sealed again, but the fruity smell still came out.

"It looks delicious...?" Xiao Lingxiao stretched out one front paw and scratched it on the table, and hooked and hooked the other front paw vigorously, finally pressed on a bag of dried fruit, and pulled it in front of him. .

He was embarrassed to eat other people's food, so he fixed the dried fruit with two claws, and tried hard to identify the brand name on it, trying to remember it firmly in his heart: Uh...Duoji Zhandui dried fruit...what a strange brand The name...you must buy it when you go out...

"...!!!" Looking at it, Xiao Lingxiao suddenly pushed away the dried fruit: ...! ! !I have become a dog!Why are you still thinking about fruit?

He found the study and ran in, looking for a computer to look up information, but suddenly heard someone coming in from downstairs: "Loyal dog?"

...?Xiao Lingxiao thought: What the hell is a loyal dog?

He went downstairs a few steps, but stood there as if struck by lightning the moment he saw "Master".

Zhou Jinchu!It's really Zhou Jinchu!He crossed over and became Zhou Jinchu's dog whom he saw on Weibo in the afternoon!

Although he had this faint feeling in his heart, Xiao Lingxiao had been reluctant to think about it all the time. Seeing Zhou Jinchu in front of him now, Xiao Lingxiao felt that his dog life was even more gloomy.

Zhou Jinchu was the person Xiao Lingxiao hated the most, even though the latter didn't know him at all.

Maybe some people don't understand, don't know, how can they hate it?The person who asked this question must not be concerned about the entertainment industry - hating a celebrity is a matter of minutes, and there is no need to know him at all.Fans turn black, passers-by turn black, as fast as a tornado.

Over the past few years, Xiao Lingxiao has been acting as a troll on the Internet because of his livelihood. He is just a promoter of people, taking advantage of the situation to create momentum and hype for clients.He has hundreds of forum accounts, hundreds of Weibo accounts, dozens of which are added with V, and hundreds of WeChat accounts with 5000 friends in his circle of friends.In the entertainment hype, many "clients" like to attack their opponents to achieve their goals, for example, exposing some black materials about the protagonists of movies of the same period, and calling on the audience to refuse to support them.Zhou Jinchu is the film king, with many films and high quality, always fighting on the front line of being hacked, and black material emerges endlessly.Although Xiao Lingxiao was mainly responsible for bragging about the game, there were other people in the team who blacked Zhou Jinchu, like a spinning top, being spun non-stop, from forum hacking to Weibo, from Weibo hacking to WeChat.Xiao Lingxiao listened to those scandals in the group every day, so naturally he couldn't like Zhou Jinchu after a long time.Generally speaking, black material has more or less truthful parts, and the upper echelons of the naval army will still be careful about purely spreading rumors and slandering others. Besides, Zhou Jinchu never said who to sue.Therefore, he felt that Zhou Jinchu must not be a good person, and the more he looked at him, the more evil he became.

When Zhou Jinchu saw Xiao Lingxiao, a little expression appeared on his face: "Loyal dog, come here."

"..." Only then did Xiao Lingxiao realize that his name was "Loyal Dog"!

This is too irresponsible!

Xiao Lingxiao thought: I understand the ardent expectations contained in this name, but can you not be so straightforward? !

The beauty of Chinese lies in euphemism.For example, when Li Bai, a poetic fairy, was taken to praise the beauty of Concubine Yang Gui, he wrote "Qing Ping Diao": Clouds think about clothes and flowers, and spring breeze blows Revlon.If you don't meet at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai under the moon; a branch of red dew condenses fragrance, and the clouds and rain on Wushan Mountain will break your heart in vain.May I ask who in the Han Palace looks like it? Poor Feiyan leans on new makeup;Explaining the infinite hatred of the spring breeze, the Chenxiang Pavilion leans on the railing to the north.What a euphemistic description... If it were Zhou Jinchu, the name of these poems would definitely be "Beauty".

"Leave the loyal dog," Zhou Jinchu said, "I'm going to walk you." After finishing speaking, he picked up something.

"Oh……"

Because of the name he didn't like, Xiao Lingxiao walked out of the villa with his dog's head drooping.

Zhou Jinchu brought Xiao Lingxiao to the front yard, and then he didn't leave.He pulled a chair by the door, sat at the door of the villa, and began to fiddle with the gray object in his hand.

Xiao Lingxiao: "...?"

"Okay." Zhou Jinchu sat there leisurely, straightened one long leg, and his posture was very chic.After that, he fiddled with the remote control in his hand, and a remote control plane slowly rose.

"..." Xiao Lingxiao had nothing to do, so he ran to watch the plane.

Zhou Jinchu manipulated the plane casually, letting the plane fly back and forth in the exaggeratedly large courtyard, from east to west, from south to north... Xiao Lingxiao followed behind bouncing around.

The plane flew faster and faster, and Xiao Lingxiao was about to run after it.

"...!!!" Chasing Xiao Lingxiao suddenly realized that Zhou Jinchu's way of walking his dog is to sit still and control the aircraft!

I'll go... Xiao Lingxiao thought: You are too lazy! ! !The dog is named "loyal dog", and walking the dog is to sit there and control the toy plane!Why don't you lie down?Even if you don't like walking, wouldn't you even stand up and throw a Frisbee or throw a ball? !

No way... Xiao Lingxiao thought: This is too stupid, I want you to accompany me.

But how can this be conveyed?

It seems that I can only use body movements... However, Xiao Lingxiao doesn't really want to use body movements every time, it's too tiring.Although he is not as lazy as his master, he also wants to save some time.

By the way... it occurred to him that he could train his master.Although he can't make a lot of sounds and basically only barks, he can say the word "woof" with different rhythms and different tones. Different rhythms and different tones represent different meanings.After training, in the future, he only needs to say "Wow" according to a specific rule, and Zhou Jinchu will be able to understand what he wants.

Then try it out.

Having made up his mind, Xiao Lingxiao quickly thought up the first dog language.

He called: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" Three short beeps and one long beep, meaning: I want you to accompany me.

While barking, Xiao Lingxiao abandoned the plane, dragged Zhou Jinchu to get up, and showed him the interpretation of this passage.

Over there, Zhou Jinchu raised his eyebrows, with a bit of surprise in his eyes, and said, "Why are you still calling out the drums?!"