showbiz dog actor

After returning to the villa, Zhou Jinchu carried Xiao Lingxiao to the edge of the pool and wiped his paws.For some reason, Xiao Lingxiao felt a perverted pleasure when he saw the actor lift his feet.

Just now, after Xiao Lingxiao's arduous training course, Zhou Jinchu finally understood the meaning of three short "woofs" and one long "woof" to accompany him, looking at Xiao Lingxiao's eyes revealed a kind of disbelief.

Xiao Lingxiao felt that the new student was so stupid, and his heart was so tired.

"It's time to go to bed." Soon at eight o'clock in the evening, Zhou Jinchu looked at Xiao Lingxiao and asked, "Do you want to sleep in my bed?"

"..." You go to bed at eight o'clock?

Zhou Jinchu said again: "No living thing has slept in my bed yet." After he finished speaking, he thought for a while, as if he also felt that what he said was not very good, and added: "Of course, there is no dead thing. "

"..." Xiao Lingxiao didn't quite believe it.In the scandal, the men and women around Zhou Jinchu are like an assembly line, and he has to change his bed partner every two days.

Xiao Lingxiao jumped on Zhou Jinchu's bed, rearranged the only pillow with his dog's paws, and put the corner of the quilt next to where he wanted to lie.Then, it put its head on a small corner of the pillow, kicked up the corner of the quilt with four dog legs and covered itself with its back to Zhou Jinchu, planning to go to sleep.It's still very self-conscious, and the pillows and comforter take up very little.

"You..." Zhou Jinchu's voice was full of uncertainty, "Your movements are a bit like a human being."

"..." Nonsense, he is a human being, and he even rinsed his mouth when drinking water just now.

"Lie down at night, don't make any noise." Zhou Jinchu stopped talking to his dog after some threats. He also lay down on the bed, reached out and turned off the desk lamp.

Just as Xiao Lingxiao was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt a hand resting on his body, and stroking his husky's short hair one after another, from head to back, and then again, from head to back, more like a hand an unconscious action.

At first, Xiao Lingxiao felt that Zhou Jinchu's hands were too short, which affected his sleep, but within ten seconds, a snoring sound came from his throat.Zhou Jinchu's slender, warm fingers landed on him, and Xiao Lingxiao couldn't help squinting his dog's eyes due to the moderate strength of the stroking.He thought in a daze: Oooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So, So So Good~ Fuck, how can it be so good to be touched by someone.

Xiao Lingxiao was touched, and his whole body was numb. After a while, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

——It turned out to be a comfortable night.

Xiao Lingxiao himself didn't quite understand, he had become a dog, how could he be so heartless and sleep till dawn.

No way, Xiao Lingxiao thought: I must start thinking about the way to transform back into a human right away...!

At this time Zhou Jinchu had already gone out, probably going to the company to prepare a new play.Recently, a new play is being prepared. Zhou Jinchu will play the leading role, so she probably won't be returning home anytime soon.

Xiao Lingxiao got up and took a look, and found that Zhou Jinchu had already prepared its food, and there was nothing missing.At that moment, Xiao Lingxiao felt a little guilty.He has hated Zhou Jinchu all these years, but at this moment, Zhou Jinchu treats him very well.

Xiao Lingxiao felt that he had to find a way to figure out the situation.Now he can't go out, and he doesn't dare to tell Zhou Jinchu the truth, because he's really not sure what the black-clothed man will do to him. He doesn't want to be like the insect protagonist in Kafka's masterpiece "The Metamorphosis" , died alone and in agony at sunrise.

Xiao Lingxiao searched the house, and finally found a desktop computer in the study on the second floor.

"Okay. Baidu, I'll know!" Xiao Lingxiao cheered himself up, turned on the computer with a paw, and began to search for relevant information.He manipulated the mouse with a dog's paw, searched for "the reason why people become dogs", and found that the answer given by Baidu was very simple and rude:

【single. 】

"..." No, that's not the case, Xiao Lingxiao doesn't believe this will be true.If this is the reason, then he will never be able to turn back into a human being, unless Zhou Jinchu is a big pervert.

What should I do... Xiao Lingxiao decided to ask the most knowledgeable Zhihu for help.

He opened the webpage, re-registered an account, and solemnly posted the first question. The text is very Zhihu style: [What is the experience of a human becoming a dog? 】

Afterwards, he anxiously waited for the answer and refreshed it again and again, but the bottom of the question was always empty.

Xiao Lingxiao, who was so anxious, threw the question on some big forums, but nothing came of it.

What to do...Xiao Lingxiao thought: Am I the first person to turn into a dog since ancient times?No...it won't...it must be because my questions are drowned out and the other "like" can't see the problem.

So how do you get noticed?

Xiao Lingxiao put one dog leg on top of the knee of the other dog leg, crossed his feet and thought about it, and suddenly he had an idea that he thought was very good.

He began to look for animals suspected of "becoming fine" on Weibo.He first searched with keywords such as "dogs are smart", "cats are smart", "dogs are smart", "cats are smart" and other keywords, and selected a batch of candidate animals, and then followed those famous cats and dogs on Weibo. No., page by page through the submissions posted by fans, and find new targets in those submissions.Xiao Lingxiao believes that they are all suspected of being "human".After finishing the first batch of filtering work, he typed private messages character by character with his dog paw and sent them to bloggers: [Hi, may I ask, did your dog/cat come from a human? ] He thought: Maybe there will be an animal with a strong relationship with the owner who will take the initiative to confess to the owner, so that he may get first-hand information.He also built an Excel table, listing the blogger's address in the first column, the characteristics of cats and dogs in the second column, and the reply results in the third column.

However... all the replies he received were: [How is that possible], [Poor silly boy], [Go to the hospital for treatment].

"..." Xiao Lingxiao was very angry.

It's depressing enough to turn into a dog for no reason, but to be called a silly child.

Xiao Lingxiao patted his face with his dog's paw: "Calm down... calm down..."

But he was aggrieved and angry, and couldn't calm down—he really turned into a dog, but no one believed him.He really wanted to bark and vent his emotions.

So annoying, so annoying, what to do, what to do...

By the way... Xiao Lingxiao, who was upset and irritable, suddenly thought: You can recite scriptures.

Yes, chanting.Chanting sutras can purify the mind, make people throw away distracting thoughts, increase great wisdom, and bid farewell to greed, hatred and ignorance.

Xiao Lingxiao found the "Heart Sutra" and began to read it word by word.

But... the Buddhist scriptures are very difficult to pronounce, and Xiao Lingxiao stutters in reading, and there are some words that he doesn't know very well.After reading for a few minutes, not only did I not meditate, but I became more anxious.

Hey... Forget it, let's read the message tomorrow.

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In the evening, as soon as Zhou Jinchu came home, he saw his dog lying on the sofa, listless as if he had no energy.

"...?" Zhou Jinchu walked over and sat beside him and patted his head, "What's wrong?"

"..." For some reason, Xiao Lingxiao rubbed Zhou Jinchu's hand.He suddenly felt that becoming a dog was not the most tragic thing.Becoming Zhou Jinchu's dog, he can still eat, drink, sleep and play, read and play on the computer, and he doesn't have to work. It's much better than turning into a stray dog ​​and robbing people for food. People will break the dog's legs.Thinking of this, he has a little more affection for Zhou Jinchu.

"Okay," Zhou Jinchu moved Xiao Lingxiao aside, "I'm going to take a shower." After speaking, he took out his phone and keys and put them on the coffee table, then went upstairs to find a change of clothes and went to take a shower.

"..." Xiao Lingxiao looked at Zhou Jinchu's phone, and a thought suddenly popped up.

He suddenly felt that if he wanted to understand his current situation, he should go to his circle of friends.

His soul is dressed as a dog, but what about his body?Still in place?What will be inside?The more he thought about it, the colder he became, and he couldn't help shivering in the warm room.Xiao Lingxiao thought that if his relatives and friends found out that there was something wrong with his body, they might send a message to Moments for help.If there is nothing abnormal in the silence, he will call a relative or friend and ask him to go to his house to have a look, and then find a way to ask him about the situation.Xiao Lingxiao's father died early, and his mother has been abroad all the time, and formed a new family, so he can't be said to care much about him.Xiao Lingxiao lives alone, so there is a really high possibility that no one will notice something is wrong.

The dog's paw is not very easy to use, Xiao Lingxiao struggled a lot to log in to his WeChat account.Then he opened Moments quickly, took a deep breath, and looked nervously one by one.He wanted to know if he could really get the news, but he was afraid that he would still get nothing in the end, so he swiped the screen bit by bit, for fear of missing any one, and at the same time, he kept his hope for a minute or a few tens of seconds.

When the word "nephew" came out of the corner of his eye, Xiao Lingxiao's heart gave a thump, and then it started beating wildly, the diaphragm between his chest and abdomen hurt a little.He looked up into the distance, calmed down, and then stared at his aunt's WeChat.

I saw my aunt PO posted a photo with the words: "My nephew is actually mentally ill——! My nephew was diagnosed with dissociative amnesia and has cognitive impairments in identity. He always feels like a dog. Is it true? Does anyone know a famous doctor for this disease?" Attached is a picture below, in which he is tied to a hospital bed, sticking out his tongue, looking like an idiot.

Xiao Lingxiao: "..." The only consolation is that his face is still pretty good.

It turned out that...he was put into the dog's body, and his body...was worn by the dog... His soul, and the dog's soul, had been exchanged, and now his body was a dog's soul.

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, whether he was laughing because his body was still alive, or whether he was crying because it was a dog inside.

But why?Xiao Lingxiao thought about it again. Yesterday afternoon, he didn't do anything except take a nap on the sofa!

"..." Xiao Lingxiao pondered for a while, but still didn't tell his aunt the truth.After all, for relatives and friends, the impact of "I have become a dog" is probably greater than mental illness.If he is diagnosed with a mental illness, everyone will think that it is easy to cure. If he knows that he has changed into a dog, those who care about him may really go crazy.

Hey... He thought, he should find a way to go back quickly and get out of this predicament as soon as possible.

However, the question remains, what should I do... Although I know a little more information, it still doesn't help.

As Xiao Lingxiao was thinking, he unconsciously fiddled with Zhou Jinchu's phone with his dog's paw in the midst of boredom.

He turned on the camera, switched to selfie mode, looked at his lovely self in the camera, and tapped "Take Photo".

Hmm...it's really cute.

Xiao Lingxiao suddenly thought of those emoticons on the Internet, turned his face slightly, and made an expression that meant "contempt" according to his memory, then pressed the button and took a photo.

Pfft...it's really cute and funny.

Xiao Lingxiao took a dozen photos in a row, and sent each one to his mailbox.

Patting and clapping, he felt that something was wrong, threw away the phone, and thought bitterly: Xiao Lingxiao, Xiao Lingxiao, you have turned into a dog!The dog has become you!Still taking selfies here!Xiao Lingxiao, Xiao Lingxiao, you really have a big heart!