showbiz dog actor

Chapter 3 Become a Dog

For the next two weeks, Xiao Lingxiao's life remained unchanged from the next day.

He searched for all kinds of information about people turning into dogs on the Internet, as if looking for a needle in a haystack, and the more days passed, the more he knew he was hopeless.However, the irritability caused by self-knowledge of hopelessness is also gradually calming down. Every day, hope is slimmer than the day before, but the mood is more relaxed than the day before. Time is indeed a thing that can turn all heartbreaking into heartless. .

Forget it... Xiao Lingxiao thought: Since the fate is arranged in this way, there must be a reason for it, maybe I will go back someday, and now I can't force it.

Let it count as a day.

Xiao Lingxiao started to resume his "life" again—every morning, he used Wuhen browsing to go to novel websites to follow his favorite articles, then to video websites to follow his favorite dramas, and finally to browse Weibo and so on. one day.

He made all his selfies into emoticons, and added descriptions such as "contempt", "stunned" and "indifference" under the husky photos, and then created a new "Husky emoticon pack" Weibo, throwing all these photos up.His expressions are diverse and vivid, and they are updated very quickly. In just two weeks, his "Husky Expression Pack" Weibo has about [-] fans. Fans say that they have never seen a husky that can make so many expressions. .Xiao Lingxiao, who always wanted to be popular but couldn't be popular, finally realized the joy of becoming an Internet celebrity. He looked at the various compliments in the comments and reposts, and he was very happy.

While doing these things, Xiao Lingxiao would also eat various snacks.In the matter of eating snacks, Xiao Lingxiao really got the benefits of being a dog.He found that his teeth worked very well.Ever since he picked up a hazelnut and couldn't open it after throwing it back and forth, and finally bit it with his teeth in despair but accidentally bit it into pieces, Xiao Lingxiao had to eat some dried fruit every day, which he thought was troublesome and never ate.

Every night after Zhou Jinchu came back, Xiao Lingxiao's body couldn't be controlled by himself—it could only obey Zhou Jinchu's arrangements.

Most nights, Zhou Jinchu would take it to watch movies, moreover, he would often watch movies about animals.

"If you don't understand human movies, they will be very boring." Zhou Jinchu said, "Watch dog movies, at least you can enjoy watching them."

Don't... Every time Xiao Lingxiao shouts in his heart: Let me read people's stories...

At the same time, he also had a sense of disobedience, because Zhou Jinchu was a selfish bastard in those black materials.He began to feel that all those rumors might not be true. Zhou Jinchu was an iceberg on the surface, but he seemed...inwardly...a gentle and good person.

Zhou Jinchu usually concentrates on watching movies.Only a few times, when the movie was played and the dog was looking for its owner, Zhou Jinchu suddenly touched Xiao Lingxiao's smooth back hair, "Loyal dog, if you run away like a god, don't come to me, just stay where you are." Wait, I will definitely go and bring you back."

Xiao Lingxiao ignored him the first two times.I don't know if Zhou Jinchu thought that he could successfully invade the dog's brain by saying it a few more times, but he persisted in saying it for the third time.

Hey...Xiao Lingxiao thought it was really annoying, and finally made a "Wow" the third time, which meant that he agreed with the other party.But he didn't lie, if one day he got lost, he really didn't know what to do other than let Zhou Jinchu find him.He has a human soul, and it stands to reason that he yearns for freedom, but he actually thinks it's good to live with Zhou Jinchu.Zhou Jinchu would touch his back hair every day before going to bed, and this was Xiao Lingxiao's favorite time of day.Sometimes Zhou Jinchu was too tired to touch him, Xiao Lingxiao would rub his nose against his palms, insisting that Zhou Jinchu touch himself for 2 minutes, and at the same time thought a little sadly, when he became human again, he would not touch him every night before going to bed. own body.

Zhou Jinchu is the king of movie stars, and he paid more attention to movies than others.Sometimes after the movie is over, Zhou Jinchu will tap Xiao Lingxiao on the head and say: "Look at how well he acted, it's all hard work. You eat and sleep at home all day, do you know how happy you are? "

"..." Xiao Lingxiao was very dissatisfied!

It doesn't matter if his acting skills are inferior to humans, but he is still very confident compared to dogs!Otherwise, where is human dignity?

So, when Zhou Jinchu once praised the dog in "Shen Dog Xiaoqi", the unwilling Xiao Lingxiao jumped up to Zhou Jinchu's chest, and began to sniff the other person's face, neck, and body— ——Isn’t Xiaoqi nervously sniffing around after the master “died”?What's so difficult about it?Don't I? !Xiao Lingxiao worked hard all the way to smell the other person's bright eyes, straight nose bridge, and elegant thin lips, and suddenly... all of a sudden, something went wrong.No way... Xiao Lingxiao, who has always been gay, thought: Has it been too long since he turned into a dog... Why does his heart thump when he sees a beautiful woman... When he discovered this, he let out an "oooh" Jumped off the opponent's body and ran all the way back to his nest.

Another time, Zhou Jinchu praised the puppy Wuji in "The Artist", because Wuji would play dead when he heard a gunshot.Zhou Jinchu also stretched out his finger and said "piu" to the loyal dog, and Xiao Lingxiao immediately entered a near-death state.He not only pretended to be dead, but also performed the classic scene with great skill. He let out a "woof" and then dropped his head to the side with a "woof". He didn't say who killed him.Zhou Jinchu was amazed at his dog's learning ability, and never criticized Xiao Lingxiao for his poor acting skills.

Apart from passively obeying Zhou Jinchu's arrangements, Xiao Lingxiao basically only dared to take the initiative to carry out one activity - to observe his "master".

Zhou Jinchu is full of black material, and the war between pink and black will never end.Xiao Lingxiao had nothing to do, bored, suddenly wanted to verify those black materials.He thought, if all the scandals are true, or if he knows more scandals, he will be able to be more justified when he turns back into a human; if they are all false, he can also persuade people not to mess around Dirty water splashed.

The first black material verified was that Zhou Jinchu was a humanoid Teddy who couldn't control JJ, a capitalized scumbag who tricked countless actors and fans into bed, and kicked them away at dawn.

Xiao Lingxiao observed him for a whole month, but he didn't see anyone scum.Zhou Jinchu goes home to sleep every day, and goes to bed at eight o'clock every day.As for the daytime, it shouldn't be possible—why did Zhou Jinchu give up having a good night and not ask people out, and insisted on choosing the daytime every time?

The second rumor is that Zhou Jinchu has been secretly married for a long time, and maybe even has children, but she claims to be single to deceive fans.It seems to contradict the first material, but the so-called black material is so elusive.

Xiao Lingxiao looked left and right, and was sure that this one was also fake, because he had never seen any woman who looked like his "wife".Zhou Jinchu didn't go anywhere else, and no one else came to his house, and he was the only one who stuck with Zhou Jinchu every day.If Zhou Jinchu had a wife, it could only be him, Xiao Lingxiao.

Moreover, Zhou Jinchu doesn't communicate with anyone very frequently, there is no one who spends an hour on the phone and sends an hour of messages every day.Occasionally, Zhou Jinchu would chat with people on WeChat, and Xiao Lingxiao peeped twice, and found that... Zhou Jinchu was posting about herself... which is commonly known as posting dogs.Zhou Jinchu sent her cutest look to her friends, and after receiving a series of compliments, she became in a good mood. "..." After Xiao Lingxiao saw it, he felt that the whole dog was not good, and something hot in his heart was surging, because in the past twenty years, no one had ever been proud of him, no one had ever And people boasted about him.In the eyes of his parents, it is extremely careless that he likes acting and wants to rely on acting for a living.He realized that Zhou Jinchu always had no expression on the outside, but he really liked him in his heart.Xiao Lingxiao turned from black to fan almost instantly, and at the same time he also understood that turning from black to fan is also an instant thing.

The third piece of black material is what a rumored lover said——Zhou Jinchu's JJ is not easy to use.

Xiao Lingxiao ran between Zhou Jinchu's legs after getting out of the bath wearing a towel and looked up. He felt that the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were going to be blind, and he understood that it would definitely not be a matter of size. As for the function... Xiao Lingxiao knew him There is no chance to know.However, even if this is true, it is really not "black material" and there is no need to care about it.

The rumors are all fake...Xiao Lingxiao couldn't figure out why Zhou Jinchu never responded.

Zhou Jinchu was very calm, but it was himself who started to use the software and his hundreds of forum accounts, hundreds of Weibo accounts, and people who mentioned these black materials made the two places full of horror and smoke.

Xiao Lingxiao couldn't figure out the black material, until one day when he was basking in the sun under the window, he was hit on the head by a flower that fell from a flowerpot.

"..." Xiao Lingxiao lowered his head and picked up the flower, trying to find a place to put it.Throwing a flower on the ground is never an option.At Xiao Lingxiao's house, he would put the dropped flowers back into the pots instead of throwing them away, because it is said that this can improve the fertility of the soil.Isn't there a saying that "Luohong is not a ruthless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers".

It happened that Zhou Jinchu saw it, and asked Xiao Lingxiao in surprise, "Are you sabotaging? Are you a dog that can do sabotage?"

No... No... Xiao Lingxiao was very afraid that Zhou Jinchu would find him annoying, so he shouted in his heart: No!It was the first to do it!is it!First!move!hand!of!

Fortunately, Zhou Jinchu didn't say anything, walked to the flower and looked down, then kicked it to the corner of the wall and left.

Gone... Gone... Xiao Lingxiao reckoned that Zhou Jinchu planned to wait for the hourly worker to come before sweeping it up.

Too lazy... too lazy... Xiao Lingxiao thought, this person is too lazy.

Then, Xiao Lingxiao suddenly thought of a possibility that Zhou Jinchu never responded to black material—that is, he was too lazy to quarrel with others...

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