don't take me for fun

No matter who, a few days ago, was still living in a modern urban life full of feasting, drinking, greenery and money, and would be shocked and at a loss when he woke up and found that he was in a strange place and was arrested and beheaded by a group of vicious officers and soldiers.

Li Sanzheng was wearing shackles, leaning against the prison cart with all shackles on his hands and feet, and was slowly pulled to the execution ground amidst the crowds of people watching.

This shackle was different from the usual ones. The wooden frame was correct, but four short chain iron balls hung from the corners of the shackle, making the whole shackle weigh at least twenty catties.But the short chain is less than one foot, even if he sits down, the iron ball is still hanging in the air, there is no place to relieve the weight on his head.Compared to this, a stiff neck is nothing to mention.

Li San turned his stiff head slightly, and moved his eyes to the person in the prison car with him.

The man was dressed in a light black robe, with a handsome face, without any signs of aging, but with silver hair tied into a high ponytail hanging down.

This person didn't seem to care about being in a prison car at all, with crooked brows, eyes and mouth curled up, he waved his right hand lightly to the surrounding people with a smile in greeting.And the people watching didn't seem to treat the criminals full of crimes at all. Some young girls even looked away shyly when they were touched by this man's eyebrows.If it weren't for the sweat on his forehead that revealed his exhaustion, it would make people suspect that this is not going to the execution ground but walking the red carpet.

It took two sticks of incense on this journey. Li Sanben had no concept of time, but these officers and soldiers chose to place an incense burner in front of the prison car, and after burning one incense stick, they replaced it with another.The speed of the turtle's movement seems to be intentional.

Finally couldn't help but speak, Li San struggled to look up at the smiling man beside him and asked, "Hey brother, when can we get to the execution ground?"

The man turned his head to look at him, his eyes were half-opened, and the corners of his mouth were still smiling: "Oh, it will take about six sticks of incense."

"Damn it..." Li San couldn't help but swear, "Then why don't we die from exhaustion? Are the officials here sick, and they don't let people relax when they're dying."

"It's not the officials here, it's the emperor here." The man shook his finger and continued: "You are right, the emperor is indeed mentally ill."

Seeing that the officers and soldiers in front of the prison car have changed wave after wave, they are still advancing slowly like walking.

After being captured by a group of officers and soldiers yesterday afternoon, Li San was locked in a cell alone. Naturally, he was full of questions. Now someone responded, wanting to ask something, but he didn't know where to start.

"We're going to be beheaded when we go to the execution ground, right? What crime did you commit? Why don't you have any sense of imminent disaster..."

The man opened his eyes completely, looked at Li San lightly, and seemed to spit out comfortingly: "We will not be beheaded."

Li San was overjoyed, as if he had seen hope, he straightened his upper body and approached the person, "What do you say?"

"Because..." The man deliberately walked around before saying, "Because I can't die, and you are the emperor's destined person."

"Is your emperor a woman?"

The young man in black robe squinted his eyes and gave Li San a white look, "Are you stupid? Of course it's a man. Have you ever seen a woman become an emperor?"

"I do know that there is a woman who is the emperor... Wait!" Li San's eyes widened suddenly, "A man?! I'm a man too."

The man continued to look at Li San with the eyes of a fool, "I know you are a man, can someone with that thing still be a woman?" The man moved his eyes down and glanced at Li San's crotch.

Li San has lived for 26 years. Although he has never had a girlfriend, he has secretly fallen in love with a few gentle and beautiful women. This means that he is a straight man without any bends.He has seen and understood homosexuality, but being able to understand does not mean that he is.

Li San ignored the man's ambiguous eyes, thought for a long time before asking: "How do you know that I am the emperor's destined person?"

"Because I'm a Taoist priest? Let me count..."

"Then do you know my name?" Li San interrupted the Taoist priest.

"Ah?" The Taoist was stunned, and the corners of his eyes rolled up randomly, and he continued to smile, "I don't know."

"I don't even know this, but you dare to say that I am a destined person. I think you are a liar who deceives the world, right?" Li San said disdainfully.

"That's wrong~" The national teacher shook his finger, "This divination is a big thing, and small things like names, of course, can't be predicted."

Li San saw that this man was an old god, but what he said was not reliable at all.

However, this does not prevent Li San from asking. The time of the six-pillar incense is enough for Li San to get a general idea of ​​the situation here.

This is an era that has never appeared in history books. There are emperors, ministers, martial arts heroes, and ordinary people.

In this way, does it mean that you can be a hero and martial arts hero?Or is it that the official worships the prime minister and the scholar-officials are under one person and over ten thousand?If you are lucky, you will be accepted as an apprentice by a martial arts master or you will get a copy of martial arts cheats by chance, and then you will be famous in a certain martial arts conference and enjoy the aura of the protagonist.Thinking about it is a little exciting.

However, at the moment, Li Sanzheng and this seemingly unreliable Taoist priest were chained in a prison car with handcuffs and shackles weighing more than 20 kilograms, enduring the scorching sun at noon, without water.

The sky is about to drop a great responsibility, so people must first work hard and work hard...Behind any success, there are countless failures...Success is equal to 1% genius plus 99% hard work...Anyway, it is a great event All of them have to go through hardships, Li San comforted himself like this.

"What kind of person is the emperor?" Li San felt that no matter whether the Taoist priest was reliable or not, he might really deal with the emperor in the future.Sun Tzu wrote in the Art of War that "know yourself and know the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles", so it is better to understand it in advance.

The Taoist snorted coldly and said: "He has a very small mind, and he doesn't see good things about others. You must not provoke him, or you will suffer a lot. He just doesn't see good things between me and my monk, so he took advantage of Yuan It was bullying me when I was not around, it is pity that I am weak and unable to resist."

"Didn't you say that I am his destined person? Why don't you let me provoke him?"

"Er... this... you... you are different, he must treat you differently from others." The Taoist raised his right hand with difficulty to fan himself, his eyes flicked around trying to cover up, when he saw Li San With doubtful eyes, he said in embarrassment: "Besides, it's common for husband and wife to quarrel, and the more noisy the more intimate, don't you understand that?" After finishing speaking, he continued to smile and wave to the people under the prison car.

Li San tried his best to support the shackles, so that the shackles could lean against the edge of the prison car to relieve the pressure on his neck.After fixing the position, Li San sighed: "The emperor will not kill you, but he may not let me go. I don't even know why I was arrested."

"You don't know why you were arrested?" the Taoist said in astonishment.

"Of course I don't know, I don't even know where this is? I woke up in the woods. I was tired and hungry after walking for a day and was arrested by a group of officers and soldiers. Now I want to beheaded again. I'm down." A few lifetimes of mold."

"Ahahahahahahaha, everyone in the city knows it, but you don't?" The Taoist couldn't help laughing loudly.If it weren't for the restrictions of the shackles, Li San felt that the Taoist priest would laugh and lie down.

"Stop laughing! What's going on?" Li San asked.

The Taoist laughed for a long time, held it back hard, and then continued: "The abbot of Lingyun Temple made a fortune before traveling. On the night of July [-], the magpie will bring the person destined by the emperor from the sky to the hidden forest. The matter was known to all the dignitaries down to the common people. The emperor always thought that his destined person would be a pretty woman in colorful clothes, but who would have thought that it would be a strangely dressed man, so he threw Get caught and punished.”

"Then why were you arrested?"

"Because that's what I told the emperor."

Li San felt that this matter was too weird. He was an innocent passer-by who accidentally traveled here and got involved in something that had nothing to do with him.

When it comes to divination and so-called numerology, Li San doesn't believe it.When he was ten years old, the blind man in the village said that he had been farming all his life, but ended up passing the college entrance examination and finding a job with a good salary in the city.Although the current situation is a bit weird, it is true that there is no such thing as a blind man who farms for a living, so fortune-telling is not credible. ·

Li San was still immersed in the memories of the good life before, when he heard the Taoist said in a slightly relaxed tone: "Oh, it's finally here."

After regaining his senses, he followed the Taoist priest's eyes and saw hundreds of people surrounding the execution ground, with a guillotine standing in the center. I don't know if the guillotine will hurt if it falls on the neck?Not only Li San's soul, but also his body also traveled here. If his head was really beheaded, it would be difficult to return to the place where his head was.Thinking of this, I started to feel a little scared.

In the innermost part of the execution ground, through the crowd, one could vaguely see a person lying there.A white line stood out from that person in the distance, and there were more than a dozen people in dark blue clothes standing on both sides, standing respectfully, and it seemed that the person in the middle was very powerful.

The Taoist priest was still relaxed, but Li San was very anxious, wondering whether the Taoist priest's words were trustworthy, and whether he could escape this disaster.

Li San felt a little sad when he saw those eyes that were obviously more curious than sympathetic, and couldn't help but glance at him.