don't take me for fun
Chapter 2 Are You Sick?
The officers and soldiers didn't seem to care about making the adult on the execution ground wait at all, and they still moved slowly.
It must be on purpose, it must be on purpose!
The prison van stopped and the door was opened.Li San and the Taoist struggled to help each other out of the prison car.
A jailer came forward with the key, removed the shackles and lifted his hands and feet. Li San immediately felt relaxed, as if walking on his feet could make him fly with the wind.
Vigorously moving the head from side to side, the blood on the neck seemed to flow.Looking at the Taoist priest next to him, he was lightly stroking his clothes, fiddled with his hair, and was not in such a mess before he walked towards the man in white, stopped at a distance of more than ten steps, reached out and asked the boy next to him for a straw mat, and then Di sat down cross-legged.
Li San followed suit and walked over, asking for a cushion, but the cross-legged position was too uncomfortable, so he had to spread his legs, bend his knees and step on the ground, resting in the most comfortable position.
Sitting still, eyes flickering around.Those people in dark blue clothes standing on both sides are mostly old, with deep wrinkles on their faces, looking anxiously at the person sitting in the shade at the innermost.Li San couldn't help but look up and follow everyone's eyes.
I saw a person in the center, covered in a white silk robe, lying on a bed slightly longer than his body, with his head propped on his right hand.The face is slightly long but has a sharp chin. The bridge of the nose is straight above the thin lips. The eyebrows are not as thick as the man's but slightly more black than the woman's. They are bent at the brow bone. The long black hair is scattered on the shoulders and slump. His eyes are slightly It seems to be resting.At first glance, I feel that the country is full of elegance, as if walking out of a painting.If it is a woman, I am afraid that there are not many men in the world who can refuse.
Li San looked at the man's face in a daze, but when he came back to his senses, he found that he had already opened his eyes, the corners of his eyes and mouth were slightly raised, and he was looking back jokingly with his head tilted.Li San's face turned red in an instant, and he hurriedly lowered his head. Fortunately, the sun was hot at noon, and Li San's face, which was already baked by the sun, did not reveal Li San's embarrassment.
Staring into a man's face is not something to be happy about.
"Your Majesty, please listen to the old minister." An old voice broke the tranquility of the execution ground. It was an ancient and rare old man. Judging from the patterns on his clothes, his status should not be low. The elder is the protector of the country of the Golden Feather Dynasty, and the former king once decreed that any generation of monarchs in the dynasty must treat the Taoist elder with courtesy, and there will be no difference."
"But, Prime Minister Chen, you see that they don't kneel down when they see me. This is disrespectful. How can I show the majesty of my monarch if I don't behead you. After this, everyone will not respect the courtesy of the monarch and ministers?" The man in white propped up his body , tilting his head and looking innocently at the speaker.
Li San was startled, it turned out that he was also going to kneel down.Seeing the Taoist around him remain calm, Li San protested both in his heart and body, and finally chose to continue to rest.
"Your Majesty, this old minister doesn't mean that." The prime minister immediately knelt down, and immediately all the people beside him knelt down in panic, "The former emperor once exempted the Taoist priest from performing the courtesy of the monarch and his ministers. Nothing went wrong."
"Oh? Then you think he..." The emperor pointed at Li San and glanced at the crowd, "Is he really the one destined by me?"
"This?" Chen Chengxiang hesitated, "People are not sages, so no one can do anything wrong. Considering the achievements of Daoist Yu Fei in the past, he can also make up for his mistakes."
"If I must beheaded..."
"It's absolutely impossible, Your Majesty, the prosperity of my court depends entirely on the arrival of the Daoist." Prime Minister Chen continued, "Your Majesty, please think twice."
"Please think twice, Your Majesty!" Everyone said in unison.
"Then it won't be cut." The emperor shrugged and stood up.
After saying "return to the palace", he stepped out.
Passing by Li San, squatting down to look at him, "My future queen?"
Li Sanzhuang looked back at the emperor boldly and without fear, but did not speak.
"It's ugly," the emperor said close to Li San, and then stood up straight. "Bring back my queen, so that I can serve you well."
Thinking about Li San's life for so many years, the aunts who came to the house when he was a child all praised him for his good looks. Even in high school and college, he can be regarded as a class character. This is the first time he has been called ugly.Li San was immersed in astonishment and shock, he didn't even realize that he was being picked up and thrown into the carriage.
The emperor left abruptly, leaving behind a group of ministers who hadn't recovered from their senses, stunned under the vicious sun.
If you want to say that there are the most delicacies in the world, gold, silver and jade articles, and beautiful people like flowers, the imperial palace has the most.Although Li San had no worries about food and clothing since he was a child, he was just an ordinary working class, and he never enjoyed the life of a royal palace.This journey is going to the palace, and he doesn't know whether the future will be a blessing or a curse, Li San is a little worried.
Weary in spring and sleepy in summer, not to mention wearing heavy shackles all morning, Li San fell into a drowsy sleep not long after getting into the carriage.
Li San slept as long as the wheels were spinning.It wasn't until a biting chill filled his whole body, and cold water poured into his mouth and nose instantly, Li San woke up shivering, and struggled subconsciously for a long time, only to realize that the water had only just covered his waist.
"Yo~ are you awake?" A playful voice came, Li San raised his eyes and saw that it was the emperor in white.At this moment, he had completely faded away from his noontime laziness and sleepiness. With a smile on his brow, he was sitting on the rockery by the pool, crossing his legs and looking at Li San with interest.
There were only the emperor and him around, so if you think about it, you will know who threw him down.
"I'm not your destined person." After thinking about it, Li San thought it would be more reliable to confess, "I just accidentally woke up and was there when I woke up, and I don't like men."
"Oh?" The emperor raised his eyebrows, "But, Yu Fei swears that you are the one who is destined for me."
"You mean that Taoist priest? Don't believe him! Hexagrams have been forbidden since ancient times, and occasionally they come true because of the right time, place and people. Can you, an emperor, be fooled by such a mere trick?" Li San said As he spoke, he folded his arms and walked towards the shore while wading through the water.Although the weather in July is extremely hot, the lake water seems to have just melted ice and snow, making people shiver with cold.
"Yu Fei's words are always accurate, so he said you are, you are." The emperor jumped up, grabbed the struggling man to the shore, lifted him into the air and let go, Li San fell straight into the ground. In the pool, I took another big gulp of cold water, gasped and coughed.
After releasing Li San, he returned to the rockery before, waiting for him to recover from his annoyance.
Li San coughed, coughing out the pond water that had accidentally poured into his throat.
"Are you sick? Are you happy to torment people?" Li San coughed and cursed, glaring at the emperor fiercely.But in my heart, I was recalling the process of being lifted up. Is this the so-called martial arts?It's so handsome.If I can learn one and a half moves, won't I be able to run rampant in the world after I go back.
The emperor looked at Li San happily, nodded and replied: "I am very happy, what's the matter?"
Li San was annoyed, but he couldn't do a single move, so he could only crawl to the shore again.As soon as he touched the land, he was picked up and thrown into the center of the pool again. Li San, who had tossed down three or four times, had a shadow.The cold pool water irritated Li San's lower abdomen, and now he should be sick again, thinking about it, he couldn't help sneezing. This summer's cold is the worst, and it will be uncomfortable for a few more days.
Li San's continuous sneezing made the emperor frown. If this man just broke down playing like this, how can he have fun again, so he said: "You wash yourself first before going ashore."
"If you're making such a fuss, I'm already clean." As he spoke, he didn't care if he was disrespectful to the emperor, and walked towards the shore with difficulty.
The water is really cold.
It must be on purpose, it must be on purpose!
The prison van stopped and the door was opened.Li San and the Taoist struggled to help each other out of the prison car.
A jailer came forward with the key, removed the shackles and lifted his hands and feet. Li San immediately felt relaxed, as if walking on his feet could make him fly with the wind.
Vigorously moving the head from side to side, the blood on the neck seemed to flow.Looking at the Taoist priest next to him, he was lightly stroking his clothes, fiddled with his hair, and was not in such a mess before he walked towards the man in white, stopped at a distance of more than ten steps, reached out and asked the boy next to him for a straw mat, and then Di sat down cross-legged.
Li San followed suit and walked over, asking for a cushion, but the cross-legged position was too uncomfortable, so he had to spread his legs, bend his knees and step on the ground, resting in the most comfortable position.
Sitting still, eyes flickering around.Those people in dark blue clothes standing on both sides are mostly old, with deep wrinkles on their faces, looking anxiously at the person sitting in the shade at the innermost.Li San couldn't help but look up and follow everyone's eyes.
I saw a person in the center, covered in a white silk robe, lying on a bed slightly longer than his body, with his head propped on his right hand.The face is slightly long but has a sharp chin. The bridge of the nose is straight above the thin lips. The eyebrows are not as thick as the man's but slightly more black than the woman's. They are bent at the brow bone. The long black hair is scattered on the shoulders and slump. His eyes are slightly It seems to be resting.At first glance, I feel that the country is full of elegance, as if walking out of a painting.If it is a woman, I am afraid that there are not many men in the world who can refuse.
Li San looked at the man's face in a daze, but when he came back to his senses, he found that he had already opened his eyes, the corners of his eyes and mouth were slightly raised, and he was looking back jokingly with his head tilted.Li San's face turned red in an instant, and he hurriedly lowered his head. Fortunately, the sun was hot at noon, and Li San's face, which was already baked by the sun, did not reveal Li San's embarrassment.
Staring into a man's face is not something to be happy about.
"Your Majesty, please listen to the old minister." An old voice broke the tranquility of the execution ground. It was an ancient and rare old man. Judging from the patterns on his clothes, his status should not be low. The elder is the protector of the country of the Golden Feather Dynasty, and the former king once decreed that any generation of monarchs in the dynasty must treat the Taoist elder with courtesy, and there will be no difference."
"But, Prime Minister Chen, you see that they don't kneel down when they see me. This is disrespectful. How can I show the majesty of my monarch if I don't behead you. After this, everyone will not respect the courtesy of the monarch and ministers?" The man in white propped up his body , tilting his head and looking innocently at the speaker.
Li San was startled, it turned out that he was also going to kneel down.Seeing the Taoist around him remain calm, Li San protested both in his heart and body, and finally chose to continue to rest.
"Your Majesty, this old minister doesn't mean that." The prime minister immediately knelt down, and immediately all the people beside him knelt down in panic, "The former emperor once exempted the Taoist priest from performing the courtesy of the monarch and his ministers. Nothing went wrong."
"Oh? Then you think he..." The emperor pointed at Li San and glanced at the crowd, "Is he really the one destined by me?"
"This?" Chen Chengxiang hesitated, "People are not sages, so no one can do anything wrong. Considering the achievements of Daoist Yu Fei in the past, he can also make up for his mistakes."
"If I must beheaded..."
"It's absolutely impossible, Your Majesty, the prosperity of my court depends entirely on the arrival of the Daoist." Prime Minister Chen continued, "Your Majesty, please think twice."
"Please think twice, Your Majesty!" Everyone said in unison.
"Then it won't be cut." The emperor shrugged and stood up.
After saying "return to the palace", he stepped out.
Passing by Li San, squatting down to look at him, "My future queen?"
Li Sanzhuang looked back at the emperor boldly and without fear, but did not speak.
"It's ugly," the emperor said close to Li San, and then stood up straight. "Bring back my queen, so that I can serve you well."
Thinking about Li San's life for so many years, the aunts who came to the house when he was a child all praised him for his good looks. Even in high school and college, he can be regarded as a class character. This is the first time he has been called ugly.Li San was immersed in astonishment and shock, he didn't even realize that he was being picked up and thrown into the carriage.
The emperor left abruptly, leaving behind a group of ministers who hadn't recovered from their senses, stunned under the vicious sun.
If you want to say that there are the most delicacies in the world, gold, silver and jade articles, and beautiful people like flowers, the imperial palace has the most.Although Li San had no worries about food and clothing since he was a child, he was just an ordinary working class, and he never enjoyed the life of a royal palace.This journey is going to the palace, and he doesn't know whether the future will be a blessing or a curse, Li San is a little worried.
Weary in spring and sleepy in summer, not to mention wearing heavy shackles all morning, Li San fell into a drowsy sleep not long after getting into the carriage.
Li San slept as long as the wheels were spinning.It wasn't until a biting chill filled his whole body, and cold water poured into his mouth and nose instantly, Li San woke up shivering, and struggled subconsciously for a long time, only to realize that the water had only just covered his waist.
"Yo~ are you awake?" A playful voice came, Li San raised his eyes and saw that it was the emperor in white.At this moment, he had completely faded away from his noontime laziness and sleepiness. With a smile on his brow, he was sitting on the rockery by the pool, crossing his legs and looking at Li San with interest.
There were only the emperor and him around, so if you think about it, you will know who threw him down.
"I'm not your destined person." After thinking about it, Li San thought it would be more reliable to confess, "I just accidentally woke up and was there when I woke up, and I don't like men."
"Oh?" The emperor raised his eyebrows, "But, Yu Fei swears that you are the one who is destined for me."
"You mean that Taoist priest? Don't believe him! Hexagrams have been forbidden since ancient times, and occasionally they come true because of the right time, place and people. Can you, an emperor, be fooled by such a mere trick?" Li San said As he spoke, he folded his arms and walked towards the shore while wading through the water.Although the weather in July is extremely hot, the lake water seems to have just melted ice and snow, making people shiver with cold.
"Yu Fei's words are always accurate, so he said you are, you are." The emperor jumped up, grabbed the struggling man to the shore, lifted him into the air and let go, Li San fell straight into the ground. In the pool, I took another big gulp of cold water, gasped and coughed.
After releasing Li San, he returned to the rockery before, waiting for him to recover from his annoyance.
Li San coughed, coughing out the pond water that had accidentally poured into his throat.
"Are you sick? Are you happy to torment people?" Li San coughed and cursed, glaring at the emperor fiercely.But in my heart, I was recalling the process of being lifted up. Is this the so-called martial arts?It's so handsome.If I can learn one and a half moves, won't I be able to run rampant in the world after I go back.
The emperor looked at Li San happily, nodded and replied: "I am very happy, what's the matter?"
Li San was annoyed, but he couldn't do a single move, so he could only crawl to the shore again.As soon as he touched the land, he was picked up and thrown into the center of the pool again. Li San, who had tossed down three or four times, had a shadow.The cold pool water irritated Li San's lower abdomen, and now he should be sick again, thinking about it, he couldn't help sneezing. This summer's cold is the worst, and it will be uncomfortable for a few more days.
Li San's continuous sneezing made the emperor frown. If this man just broke down playing like this, how can he have fun again, so he said: "You wash yourself first before going ashore."
"If you're making such a fuss, I'm already clean." As he spoke, he didn't care if he was disrespectful to the emperor, and walked towards the shore with difficulty.
The water is really cold.
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