Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

During the Qingming Festival, the weather this year is surprisingly good.Small trees have been planted on both sides of Kunlun Avenue, exuding vitality everywhere.

It is said that there are "six non-sticks" in the Kunlun land boundary, but Erbao thinks it is "all six".

Located in the place where the six races meet, it can not only have the wisdom of the Hui people, but also the wealth of the water-dwelling people. Many of the precious medicinal materials in the Wangji Pharmacy come from the Scales, as do the two pot-cracking men of the blacksmith's family. They were hired from the Hundred-Limb Clan, as well as the sanitation lady who sweeps the streets...

Just thinking about it, the sanitation mother-in-law swept out the door.

Erbao put down what he was doing, filled a cup of warm water from the store, quietly melted a pill in it, and handed it to the sanitation mother-in-law.

"Today is earlier than yesterday, mother-in-law!" Er Bao smiled.

The sanitation mother-in-law folded her wings and drank the water, feeling refreshed immediately, "It's not because of the water from Xiao Erbao, the bones of the mother-in-law are strong!"

Er Bao took the water glass back, "Grandma is only in her nineties this year, if it wasn't for the loss of the magic center, you wouldn't even have a single wrinkle now, your body should be strong."

Back in the store, put down the cup and counted the remaining pills, Erbao shouted to the backyard: "Boss Hui, the 'energy bomb' is almost used up, you go to pound some glutinous rice today, I have to make a few more catties of glutinous rice skin .”

"He's not here." A dull voice came out.

Erbao hurried into the inner room, opened the back door and entered the backyard, saw the scalper lying on his back on the cart basking in the sun, and cursed: "I told you not to speak casually, what if someone overhears you! Where did Boss Gray go?"

The scalper's big lips collided up and down, "Where else can I go? Sneak out and listen to people's gossip. That's what the stinky man pursues."

Huang Laosan has always refused to accept the squirrel as the boss. Er Bao was afraid that it would chatter endlessly, so he simply locked the backyard. If anyone heard it, they would not know that it was a cow talking.

"Er Bao!" The squirrel jumped down from the eaves, "Er Bao, guess what gossip I heard?"

"Whose mother-in-law has a difficult delivery again?"

"No! Did you remember that today is the death day of that tyrant. There was an ignorant child who learned how to burn paper from an adult, but no one cared about it, so he burned it to the tyrant. It's so ridiculous."

Erbao said: "No one wants to see him alive, but he can still leave a handful of paper after death. It's his fate."

No, the tyrant only cared about fighting during his reign, and did nothing to improve the common people.

Unlike now, roads have been built one by one, steam locomotives are popular among the people, and even this small market in a remote mountain valley has become a Kunlun Avenue full of shops.

It's all thanks to the new king.

Erbao brought out the fried nuts, and Squirrel helped to support his pockets, and divided them into multiple portions, intending to give them to several shops that cooperate with him on a daily basis.

"By the way, we have to pound glutinous rice today." Erbao said.

"How can it be used so quickly? Did you feed the sanitation mother for free again?"

"Don't frame me!"

"Falsely accusing you? I've seen it several times, and I don't know how much I gave up when I didn't see it. When we opened the store, we set the rules. Businessmen, we don't lose money because of anyone at any time. This is the principle. And the bottom line!"

Er Bao felt guilty, "I remember it all, and I haven't forgotten it. Didn't the guy who raced with someone last time break his leg? It hurt so bad, I gave him a few more pills."

The squirrel spat: "That guy deserves it! He dragged his small four wheels out for a walk, the steam was so thick that he couldn't see people head-on, and those who didn't know thought he was walking a boiler. Next time you meet someone like that, don't mind him Whether it is a broken leg or a broken root, only one will be given!"

Erbao said: "If someone has money, can't they buy more?"

The squirrel said: "If you have money, why don't you buy flat peaches, and you will live forever! Our 'energy bomb' was not blown by a strong wind, so it's a pity to get some of your blood!"

Er Bao thought that there was nothing he would spare, anyway, in summer, he had to give up a few catties to feed the mosquitoes.

He tied the bag of nuts tightly and hung it around his belt, "Got it, first go to deliver hazelnuts to the boss of Wangji Pharmacy. Last time he said the taste was bitter, so I specially fried a bag with rock sugar and scented tea."

The squirrel jumped on Erbao's shoulder, cursing all the way, saying that Boss Wang Ji was not a good guy, so Erbao couldn't see that his heart was sinister.

Er Bao ignored it, and only cared about covering up his voice for the chatterbox.After working hard to cover up, I walked around to the secluded path behind the shop, and didn't turn out until I saw Wang Ji's cover floating in the alley.

But before he could show up, the voices of Boss Wang Ji and the blacksmith squeezed into his ears first.

"Don't tell that brat that there is an ice cave under the Wuzi Cliff, maybe he can get in. How much money his shop has earned is worth the sum of ours, and it is still needed Digging for free ice?"

"Yes, I don't know what crooked methods are being played. Even if it is repaired, it can be replaced. The organs are not machines, so they can be replaced if they are replaced? It is definitely a demon method!"

"Who knows, it has been 20 years since the Alien Monster Race perished."

"Not 20 years ago, just 18 years. Speaking of it, the time when the Alien Monster Clan perished happened to be the time when the Shenji Center was built, and when the Shenji Center was destroyed happened to be the time when the second boy came here to open a shop. Tsk, it seems that there is Kind of related."

"Oh, it's getting too far. Let me put it down. Even if the second boy is a strange monster, he is still a little waste among the strange monsters. Otherwise, at his age, he should have shown his fierce face."

"Haha, Boss Wang has no conscience. The second boy has been taking care of your pharmacy business."

"Speaking as if you have a conscience, he didn't pay a high price for a scalpel from your shop?"

"Yes, it's because I have good skills, and no one else can compare! Hey, you said that women always come to his shop, really just to cut their double eyelids, nothing else?"

"You can imagine, a chicken that hasn't even grown a hair yet, he wouldn't be able to get a god to throw him on the bed."

Hearing their wanton laughter, the squirrel was furious and was about to explode, but saw the cloth bag in Erbao's hand fell to the ground.The fried hazelnuts rolled out of the cloth bag one by one, covered with a layer of hot soil.

"Er Bao?" Squirrel squatted on his shoulders and patted Er Bao's cheek.

Er Bao came back to his senses and trembled slightly, "They don't consider me a friend."

The squirrel touched the top of Erbao's head distressedly, and advised Erbao not to be sad, because they were not worthy.It's a good thing to know this time, and you won't suffer any more in the future.

After all, when the aroma of hazelnuts entered the nostrils, the squirrel still felt particularly unbalanced.

Erbao is so pitiful.When they picked new fruits and didn't bring them to them, they all ate up to fat ears, but they made rumors and slandered them behind their backs, really shameless.

The last time the woman surnamed Wang gave birth to a child with heavy bleeding, if Erbao hadn't used the "energy bomb" to rescue the emergency, would his own little herbal medicine that didn't look good be effective?

If you don't repay your kindness, you have a bad conscience!

Thinking of this, the squirrel couldn't help yelling: "A bunch of white-eyed wolves! They eat dung!"

Erbao didn't scold, got up and walked towards the end of the alley, but stopped suddenly at the end of the alley, throwing the rest of the hazelnuts to the ground.

Not angry, but still angry.

"Is there a blower in the blacksmith's shop?"

"Yes, for cooling down."

"Did Wangji Pharmacy secretly connect the pipeline to lead the spring water?"

"Yes, the plumbing is just behind the shop. What do you want?"

Erbao said, "I want to make it difficult for them!"

The squirrel's two round eyes lit up, "How?"

Er Bao looked up at the sky.

The gentle sunlight brushed his face like a handkerchief, but his face was hot from anger.

Don't want to ask him to dig free ice?

Then dig a big truck and show them!

"Go, go home and set up the car!"

Erbao's four-wheeled scooter was refitted from an ordinary ox cart, bought a second-hand steam engine and installed it. It was not much worse than those decent vans, and the sound was louder, and the chug chug was very refreshing.

Er Bao stuffed the ice-digging tool, took a few extra sacks and bottles of ink, and used a stone mill to grind half a bag of dried cow dung.

The scalper was curious, "Second brother, do you have any plans for my old cow's poop?"

Er Bao didn't answer and asked instead: "It's ready to go, do you run ahead or get in the car?"

The ox snorted, "What do you need to ask? My old ox can run much faster than the engine!"

The hooves of the ox were thumping, and it hung on the mountain road for more than ten miles in one breath.But after letting go of this tone, the reckless energy also vented, and the old scalper who was no longer young almost exhausted himself.

"Can you ask me, Lao Niu, to stop and smoke a cigarette?" The scalper panted heavily.

"Look!" Erbao suddenly pointed forward, "Wuzi Cliff, we will be there soon!"

The squirrel took out the binoculars and saw gray-white rock caves crawling under a green mountain. There was no vegetation around the cave entrance, which was in sharp contrast with other places.

Everyone in the Kunlun area knows that the Wuzi Cliff is the most dangerous in Kunlun, not because it is so steep that it is almost at a right angle, but because monsters often appear at the bottom of the cliff.

No one knows what the monster looks like, but it is said that all the people who came stayed behind, died inexplicably, and their souls could not fly out.

The ox walked into the cave with one foot deep and one foot shallow. The cowhide shook the sieve layer by layer as if electrified, and the jaws trembled. "Second brother, I feel a little cloudy."

Er Bao said, "It's cold air, there should be a thick layer of ice in the cave."

The squirrel said, "Why didn't I hear that there is an ice cave under the Wuzi cliff?"

The scalper knew this, "Because this place used to be a mass grave, and whoever had nothing to do came here to find bad luck. Later, the new king took charge of this place, and the mass grave disappeared, but there were more monsters."

Erbao got into the cave and led the way carefully.

The air-conditioning became stronger and stronger one after another, and when he reached the depths, he saw an ice cave as big as Wangtang. Erbao cheered and reminded: "The ice layer at the edge is not that thick, and the weight of the third child is out of proportion to the size of the hoof. , don't step on it...??"

Before he finished speaking, the ox had already stepped on the ice layer and gulped down several gulps of ice water.

"Bah! Second child save me!"

"Pffw! I can't swim!"

"Help, help!"

Er Bao rolled his eyes, "How about you stand up and try?"

As soon as the scalper stood up, hey, the water just covered his stomach.

It made such a big noise, a large group of black things flew out of the cave, frightened one person and two animals shrank their necks at the same time.

"What the hell?! Is it a Seraphim?" the squirrel shouted.

"No! Get down!" Erbao exclaimed.

The sound of flapping wings can be heard endlessly, accompanied by strange screams.Erbao secretly opened a slit of his eyes to observe, where are the six-winged people!The six-winged people had the word "human", but these things had faces like poisoned short-haired rats, with fangs bared and nostrils turned out, they were clearly giant bats!

Giant bats crowded the entrance of the cave in black, and each one was bigger than Erbao.Er Bao lay on the ice, desperately holding down the screaming squirrel, and stepped the bull's head into the water again.

Before it stopped, the giant bats flapped their wings and rushed towards them after a short reaction, their shrill and shrill cries made the cave buzzing, as if they were going to eat them.

The scalper couldn't hold back anymore, and its nostrils protruded from the bottom of the water. The giant bats found a new delicious target, giving up the two small desserts of Erbao and squirrel, and came directly to the beef head meat.

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Er Bao hugged the squirrel and slid towards the scalper, shouting: "The three of us will die together!"

But the squirrel yelled: "If only one can survive, Gou Erbao let me go!"

The ox immediately stretched out its hoof and pressed down on the squirrel's big tail, "Don't even think about it! We promised to die together!"

Squirrel was desperate.

These two idiots want to hold back when they die.

However, the moment the giant bat opened its mouth, the seven-colored light exploded from the center of the second treasure.

As if deterred by an extremely terrifying force, the giant bats screamed and flew out of the cave, and all of them disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The squirrel was stunned, "What is this, Er Bao, your thing can glow?"

Er Bao stuffed the gold silk cloth bag that had dissipated the light back into his collar, and tried his best to pull the cattle to the ice, "Don't ask, get the third child up first, the temperature can be tolerated by the hooves of the cattle, but the whip can't stand it." !"

When the scalper no longer trembles, the family of three can finally start work.

Black fire oil burns to release heat energy, water vapor drives mechanical gears to rotate, and the saw used for felling trees is also good at cutting ice.

The ice cubes are cut into squares and piled up with rope, layer by layer, and will be packed with quilts later.There are four large boxes in a car, and there are six thousand catties if there is no eight thousand catties. According to the price of one copper per catty in the official ice cellar, this car alone can save thousands of coppers.

Hey, it's enough to last this winter, and it's enough to make Wang Ji's eyes red!

"Second child!" The squirrel suddenly called out, "Stop cutting it, there is something underneath!"

Erbao hastily put away the saw, wiped away the crushed ice and took a closer look, only to see a vague human figure under the ice layer, with white clothes, long hair, shoulders and hips, key legs are very long, and the overall stature is taller than him Come one head at a time.

"Heavenly Immortal??" Er Bao breathed out the hot air, which warmed the layer of ice on the surface, allowing him to see more clearly.

——Live a long time to see more, live a short time to see less, he is afraid that he is ignorant, but he has never seen such a good-looking man.