Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

The car on the return journey was even heavier, and Er Bao came down to help push it, and asked the squirrel to report the real-time news every once in a while to prevent those giant bats from flying back again.

The squirrel held up the binoculars, "Flying back, I flew back, but they all hid in the ice cave."

The scalper snorted and said, "It must be Gou Erbao who hasn't bathed for too long, even monsters are afraid of you."

Erbao kicked him, "Tear your nipples to pieces! I really shouldn't have given you enlightenment back then, it was wasting my immortal energy in vain."

The squirrel said: "Isn't that right, the fat cuckoo is also stronger than it, no matter how bad it is, there is Huahua."

Erbao knows that the squirrel has been thinking about the fat cuckoo for a long time, but the fat cuckoo is a bird, so he can't give birth to a baby squirrel. He only hopes that he can recognize the reality sooner.As for Huahua, if she really opened her eyes, who would have the guts to drink its milk? Wouldn't those who lower their heads and raise their heads have to call her mother?

When it comes to Huahua cattle, he gets excited and rushes forward with his hooves raised.Erbao was thrown to the back, chasing and shouting: "Don't run so fast, there is a magical land ahead, be careful of collision!"

However, the speed of the car did not decrease, and even encountered a downhill section, and the cow's hoof flew directly into a propeller.The brave guy realized that he was afraid when he couldn't stop, turned out of the path with a "moo", and hit the tree with the ox and the cart.

Er Bao tried his best to save him, but he still watched helplessly as the squirrel was ejected in an arc, bounced back by a branch, and finally hit the bull's head, with one hind foot stuck in the bull's nostril.

The scalper sneezed and sprayed the squirrel out, and the squirrel got up and kicked the cow's nose, "It's something that dogs and cows can't understand human words, don't hurt me if you die, the nose is so smelly!"

The scalper thumped and turned over, "I'm sorry, the more you call me, the more excited I get."

"Look at how those girls are doing." Erbao ran up to her.

"Daughter?" Squirrel turned his head to look, only to notice a mother and son squatting on the side of the road, and quickly called out to Er Bao, "Don't strike up a conversation with anyone casually!"

Erbao didn't listen to it, and asked the woman, "Did you get hit?"

The woman looked young, but rather haggard, with bruises under her eyes.Her son is about seven or eight years old. He is timid. He must have never seen a talking squirrel or a scalper before, so he was a little frightened.

The woman pulled the child behind her, and boldly replied: "No, I just rest here. You... are you monsters?"

"No, no, don't be afraid!" Erbao waved his hands quickly, and started talking nonsense, "My cattle was originally an ordinary farm cattle. After working hard for half my life, I was almost slaughtered by the butcher. I bought it and took it to Shenji. My thanks, God Machine took pity on it and gave it the ability to speak."

Seeing that the couple still didn't relax, Er Bao added: "The situation of the squirrels is similar, they are kind animals, they are really not monsters."

The squirrel hopped, "Who do you call a livestock?!"

Er Bao thought that he would be suspected, but who knew that the woman immediately showed hopeful eyes after hearing this, "You said it was a divine machine that helped them speak? When did it happen?"

Er Bao said: "Just a year ago, it must have been when the magic machine was not destroyed."

The woman's expression darkened again, subconsciously looked in the direction of the Shenji, and said: "Yes, the Shenji has been destroyed. But I still want to save myself, otherwise what will my son do?"

The woman continued on her way with the child in her arms, and Erbao followed behind to persuade her not to waste her hard work, but she turned a deaf ear.

Er Bao touched his pocket and found that he didn't take the "energy bomb" when he went out, so he shouted at her back: "I have a shop on Kunlun Street called 'All People's Grocery Store', go find me after you go down the mountain, Maybe I can help you!"

The woman turned her head and thanked her, but Erbao couldn't see the brilliance in her eyes.

"She won't come to you," said the squirrel.

Er Bao nodded: "I see."

The towering divine machine in the distance is still shuttling through the clouds, but the energy core that can nourish all things is gone. This woman is not the first to run empty, nor will she be the last.

Er Bao's mood is very conflicted.

He felt sad for the mother and son, and also worried for the sanitation mother-in-law.

Not only them, everyone on this continent is used to absorbing energy from the Divine Machine.Broken limbs can be connected, blind eyes can be restored to sight, even if a bowl-sized scar is cut on the neck, it will be fine after worshiping under the magic trick.

I thought it would last for a long time, but who knows that the dream is over in just 18 years. The aging, the disease, and the disabilities that have been cured have all rebounded to varying degrees.

It hurts.But if the magic machine hadn't been destroyed, Erbao wouldn't have the chance to stand here now, let alone be a real human being.

The contradiction couldn't be resolved, and the messy thoughts became a knot in Er Bao's heart, making him transfer this gnashing of teeth to a certain person.

——The person who has no conscience, destroyed the center of the divine machine with his hands, and almost killed him along with him.

Back on Kunlun Avenue, Erbao's cart passed by Wangji Pharmacy.Come once, go back, come again, go back again... just dawdling outside the door back and forth.

If you pay a little attention, you will find that neither the ox nor the squirrel is with you, only Erbao is sitting alone at the front steering, humming a song, and the chug-chug engine is playing music for him.

Someone from the opposite shop ran out and asked, "What's in Xiao Erbao's box? It's so heavy that the wheels are crushed."

Er Bao parked the car, facing Wang Ji's shop door impartially.

Opening a large box, a gust of cold air came out, and then the quilt was lifted, and the air cold was even stronger. Er Bao hugged his arms in time and said, "Ice dug from the bottom of the Wuzi cliff. It's so cold!"

The man was taken aback, and looked Erbao up and down, "No one dares to go to Wuzi Cliff, you didn't get injured or attracted evil this trip?"

Er Bao turned around to show that he was fine, and said, "It's quite dangerous, I really met a monster! But auspicious people have their own aura, or as others said, I am a kind of evil monster That's right, those things don't dare to provoke me."

At this time, Wang Ji's boss also came out, just in time to hear Er Bao's self-mockery, his expression changed.

He gave the blacksmith next door his eyes, and the blacksmith came out and said, "Brother Erbao is very capable. How did you know there is ice under the Wuzi cliff? Don't tell us."

Er Bao said: "So what if I tell you, can you go? Can you know the magic trick? Can you protect yourself?"

The blacksmith was choked back and spat secretly.

Someone asked Erbao if the ice was for sale, and Erbao said, "What's the price of the official cellar?"

The man replied: "This year's weather is warm, and the official cellar has risen a bit. Two catties cost three coppers. I'm afraid it will be overturned in summer. We are folks from the same street. Can you sell us at the old price?"

Er Bao said, "Then I can't sell it. If I sell it, it will be against Guanjiao."

The man said, "What's the matter, do you want this price too?"

Er Bao laughed, "I won't sell it if you give me five coins, because it's free!"

Er Bao moved the saw and began to cut ice, and greeted the crowd who gathered to watch the excitement: "Everyone who sees it has a share, go home and get the ice box, two boxes for a family, until this box is finished."

Everyone was overjoyed and went home one after another to get their utensils.

The blacksmith said sourly: "If you want to send it to the end, it's not enough to just cut one box. Cut the box next to it too!"

Boss Wang Ji chimed in and said, "Don't make things difficult for Brother Erbao. It's not easy to stack such a lot of ice. I think it's the top one. It's not sealed, just wrapped in a quilt."

The one he aimed at happened to be the long strip of ice that sealed the man's body, and it had melted a lot along the way.Er Bao immediately patted his hand away to lift the quilt, and said, "You can't afford this."

Boss Wang Ji was laughed at by everyone, and couldn't hold back his face. He vaguely thought that Erbao might have overheard his conversation with the blacksmith, so he started to test it.

He called the blacksmith aside and muttered.Not long after, the blacksmith brought his own lunch box and asked Erbao for ice.

Er Bao looked at his lunch box and said, "This is not warm, it will melt in a while."

The blacksmith said: "I don't need to store ice for blacksmithing. This is used to pack the fruit back home. It doesn't matter if it melts."

Er Bao laughed out two small dimples, "It's easy to say, I'll fill it up for you."

Boss Wang Ji saw that the blacksmith had got the ice, and thought he was worrying too much, so he also ran back to get two big ice boxes, and happily put them in front of Erbao.

Erbao boarded the front seat of the car, looked around and asked, "Is there anyone else who didn't get it?"

Everyone said they got it, so Boss Wang Ji had no choice but to lift the ice box higher, "I, Erbao, I haven't got it yet."

Er Bao didn't seem to see him at all, and asked again: "Is there any more? If you don't have me, you can go back."

Everyone understood that Xiao Erbao was trying to show Boss Wang Ji's face, so they all laughed together.

Someone deliberately said: "Boss Wang, ask again, the voice was too quiet just now!"

"That's right, Boss Wang, Xiao Erbao usually takes care of your business the most, and I have to give you so much ice, open your mouth and ask for it again!"

Boss Wang Ji couldn't be fooled by them, he blushed like a prawn, and forced an ugly smile.

The blacksmith didn't know if he didn't notice his condition, or if he was really stubborn. He chased him and asked why he didn't get the ice, and directly told him to get angry, grabbed the lunch box and fell to the ground.

The ice cubes were shattered, and everyone's laughter became louder.After laughing, Erbao sneezed at the right time, and a big pine tree behind Wangji drugstore began to drop pine needles, and the boss Wangji and the blacksmith who happened to be standing underneath were drenched all over their heads and faces. , staring blankly.

Er Bao rubbed his nose, "I'm sorry, I seem to have caught a cold. Hey, I just sneezed. Why is the big pine tree in Boss Wang's house shivering too?"

It's not easy to say if the tree is shaking or not, but Boss Wang Ji was really trembling with anger, and he looked up at the tree, "Who did it? Who is shaking on the tree? If you have the ability, get me down!"

No one responded to him, only a gray squirrel quietly waved at Erbao in the alley, and then stuffed the sack full of pine needles and the rope used to pull the bag to the scalper.

The ox winked at Erbao, and when Erbao got the signal, he said, "How long has this pine tree been dead? Last year's old pine needles are still hanging. It's a disaster for Boss Wang. Look, it's all over the body. If there is a gust of wind, it will blow you away." Just blow it."

Someone said: "Isn't there a blower in the blacksmith's shop? Don't be so small, turn it on and let Boss Wang blow it."

Naturally, the blacksmith would not be petty at this time, although he had just dropped his eating guy and hadn't given a single word of explanation.

He dragged Boss Wang Ji back to his shop, turned on the blower, "Boss Wang, blow it first."

Boss Wang Ji nodded patiently, but just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, he was smothered by the unknown powder blown out of the blower.He stumbled to the side, and spat out the powder in his mouth, "What? What is this? Ouch, ooh——"

The blacksmith was also affected behind him. He hastily turned off the blower, put a pinch of powder under his nose and smelled it, and spit out a puddle of yellow water, "Ouch—it's dry cow dung! Ooh——"

The two men hugged their heads and vomited, and the people outside laughed.Er Bao was the one who should be the most happy, but seeing this, he felt that it was meaningless, so he didn't want to say the rest of the lines.

He kicked up the car brake and was about to go back, but he heard someone else speak the rest for him: "Hey! Don't be stupid, wash your face and mouth!"

Seeing the embarrassed figures of the two, Er Bao felt inexplicably desolate, got into the car, and drove to his shop without looking back.

The squirrel let out a bad breath, and ran up and down the shop, saying that he had poured three bottles of ink into the water pipe that Wang Ji had connected privately, and the two of them were only focused on receiving the water, and they didn't even know that their faces were already black after washing. It's the bottom of the pot.

Erbao said, "Don't yell, it's too noisy."

The squirrel was not willing to stop, "You didn't see their ugly appearance, everyone was so happy, the hunchbacked mother-in-law laughed her waist straight! Hahaha, hahahaha!"

Erbao blocked his ear holes, and he could still vaguely hear the squirrel screaming, saying that next time he would go directly to the Yamen to report Wang Ji's private connection of the water pipe, and ask him to make up for the missed water bill.

As the sun went down, it got dark faster in the mountains and mountains. The Kunlun Street gradually shrouded in mist, and the fog lights of all the shops were hung up.

As soon as Er Bao moved the last piece of ice into the ice room, he saw that the man's body in the pool had thawed out, so he called out to the inside, "Is there anyone willing to help me?"

The scalper said, "Moo Hoo, I'm not human."

The squirrel said, "Chirp, I'm not human either."

Competing with the two animals was meaningless, so Erbao stomped his feet, rolled up his sleeves and went to the pond to retrieve the corpse.

This guy is really heavy, dragging him out of the sink, dragging him to the operating table is just three or five steps before he is so tired that he is out of breath, let alone on the table.

After moving up, both arms were shaking. Er Bao put his hands together and read: "This strong man, please don't be offended. I moved you back because I saw you were pitiful. I planned to hand it over to the government, but I was afraid they would find you. The excuse is to check my ice, so I took you back to the shop first. You can lie down for the night, and I will send you there tomorrow morning, maybe they can find your family for you."

After reading, Er Bao began to check his condition.

Although the corpse didn't have any decay, it had been dead for at least a year.The cause of death was a penetrating wound to the chest and the heart was severely damaged.

Pull off the clothes and check carefully.Hey, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, mermaid line... everything, it's really a good piece of material.

continue down.Hey, that place is also very spectacular. I don't know if I have ever married a wife.As the saying goes, the needle that fixes the sea does not fix the sea, which is worse than chopsticks, which can also stir the tongue.

The wet trousers fell to the ankles.Hey, if Liu Laizi, the head of the village, saw these long legs, he would have to buy a pair of them.

Er Bao was fascinated, but was so scared by the sudden sound of the door opening that he almost peed his pants.

"Second brother, what are you doing? Who is cooking tonight?" The squirrel was already hungry.

In a panic, Er Bao tugged on his pants, wiped off his saliva, "No, I'll see if he can still be saved."

The squirrel had a strange look in its eyes, "Really? Then just look at it, why don't you touch it?"