Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Er Bao cursed angrily.

How could anyone hide flammable and explosive materials in their own cellar, even a single one, but they would hide two incompatible items together, lest they die too late?

The fire was raging, and there was no need for Erbao to evacuate, and the crowd spontaneously moved.

Taking advantage of the confusion, the squirrel said, "Er Bao, run away, this is a good opportunity!"

Er Bao said, "No, the shop is on fire, and I have to help put out the fire!"

The squirrel said: "Are you stupid? If the dog general really falls to Boss Lu, can't we get rid of him? He is not a good guy!"

Er Bao ignored it, and asked the crowd outside for help, "Can you help fetch water? Go get the basins, buckets, and bowls if you can't. If the fire starts, all the shops on the east and west sides will be implicated!"

Someone said: "Don't dare, Boss Lu lit the fire. If he doesn't want to put it out, he will definitely come to us later! You see, his own brother has disappeared!"

Er Bao stomped his feet anxiously, just in time to see the clerk running out of the next room with something in his pocket, and immediately grabbed it and asked, "I heard that there are water guns in the weapon shop, where is your water gun, put out the fire quickly!"

The man said, "In the water gun room, but the water gun room is also on fire!"

Er Bao said, "Why didn't you drag it out when you were in there just now?"

The guy said: "Oh, I'm just taking care of saving Boss Lu's life!"

Er Bao looked down and saw that Boss Lu's lifeblood was actually a little milk cat, which was curling up in the buddy's arms and eating his little paws.

The store was filled with thick smoke, and the clerk hurried out with the cat in his arms, and asked Er Bao to run with him.Er Bao leaned down and tried to observe the situation in the water gun room: the fire just got there, and it wasn't too serious.

The squirrel understood him, and immediately punched him on the bridge of the nose, "Do you still think I'm your boss? If you tell you not to meddle in this nosy business, then don't. If you don't kill yourself, you won't be finished!"

Er Bao touched the bridge of his nose, "Did you step on shit today? Why is there a bad smell on your paws?"

The squirrel smelled it by itself, "No. Don't tear it apart! You are not allowed to put out the fire today, otherwise you will never recognize me as the boss again."

Er Bao couldn't hear it, so he rushed to the door to put down the squirrel, then jumped into a water tank holding his nose, soaked himself, and rushed into the water gun room without looking back.

He has a weight in his heart - fighting a fire is not a multiple-choice question at all.

"This dog's second treasure!" Squirrel was afraid of being heard, so he only dared to curse.

But the scalper spit out smoke rings, and the old god said authentically: "Don't call him, he's not really stupid. Did you bring out the walnuts? Do you want to make a fuss?"

The squirrel hates iron but not steel, "What time is it!"

Scalper: "Have you brought it?"

Squirrel: "I have."

Soon, Erbao dragged the water gun belt out of the water gun room and threw it into the cellar.I wanted to slide down the water gun belt, but I heard the Tibetan bow telling him to dodge, I don't know if it was an illusion.Then he tightened his belt and was dragged out by the scalper.

When they arrived at the door, a group of people gathered around to help Erbao spray water to cool him down and relieve his cough.

Everyone was a little embarrassed to see Er Bao's gray face.

"Little boss, you are really desperate." The man said, "I can't express how I feel when I see you like this."

Er Bao took a few breaths, "Then please explain it in one word."

The man said: "You are so brave! I always thought you were a wimp like me, and you had to bow your head and pretend to be a grandson when facing guests. I didn't expect you to be so clear about right and wrong."

Er Bao said, "You actually treat me like a worthless person??"

The man nodded, "Everyone thinks so."

Erbao stared at it for a week in disbelief.Ninety percent of them nodded.

Gan!

Erbao stopped talking, lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, no matter how others praised him next.

After another round of thrilling explosions, the fire in the house died down.

Everyone was embarrassed to watch, and worked together to help put out the fire.Fortunately, the weapons shop was originally an earthen house, so the fire did not spread, and the shop next to it was saved.

But the goal that Erbao was looking forward to did not come out of the cellar.

Erbao was in a hurry, and wanted to drill in again.

The man stopped him, "Boss, this house may collapse at any time, don't take any more risks."

Another person said: "That's right, don't blame me for being blunt, your uncle is in danger."

The crowd echoed: "Even if they were not burned to death, they would have been choked to death."

The more he chattered, the more anxious Erbao became, and he broke away from everyone and rushed inside.But just as he stepped through the threshold, a tall figure appeared in the smoke, tall and straight like a statue of a god.

The figure said to him, "What are you doing here?"

Erbao was so excited that he rushed forward and hugged the opponent's waist, "Ah, uncle!"

Cang Gong thought that he really regarded me as his brother-in-law, so he pushed Er Bao away in dissatisfaction, and threw the man he was carrying out of the door.

Everyone saw that this was Boss Lu!

Is it dead or alive?

Live.

How did you get beaten like this?My own mother may not even know it!

Zang Gong also stepped out of the door, and took a big gulp from the milk jug held by the little boy next to him, successfully making the little boy cry.

His body was covered with water, and his face was black and dusty, worse than a boiler burner.But no one would care about the dirt, they all raised their heads and stared at him intently.

He said, "What are you looking at?"

Er Bao answered for everyone: "They all adore you! How did you do it? Boss Lu is a person with night vision."

Zang Gong said: "Coincidentally, I can also have night vision."

Er Bao said: "Boss Ke Lu is best at blindfolded archery!"

Tibetan bow said: "It's a coincidence, I am also good at blindfolded archery."

Everyone took him as a joke, and their admiration grew.After all, compared with King Lu Yan, such a person with strong martial arts but who doesn't like to show off his pride is really rare. The key point is that he looks first-rate and handsome.

But Zang Gong didn't pay attention to what others thought, and after he finished speaking, he got into the house again and started throwing men out one by one.After throwing it away, I shook my sore arm, threw the head of the water gun on the ground, and said, "Give them a rinse until they wake up."

It's a pity that no one dared to do it, so he picked it up cursingly and rushed by himself.

After rushing for a while, the men woke up one after another. "Plop, plop, plop, plop", all the dozen or so rough men kneeled down to him under the leadership of Boss Lu.

Seeing Boss Lu kneeling, all the big guys followed him, and in the blink of an eye only Erbao and the scalper were left standing, and the squirrel was riding on the scalper's back, blinking in astonishment.

Zang Gong said: "What are you doing, it's almost Chinese New Year?"

Boss Lu kowtowed his head three times, "Big Brother, please be respected by my younger brother!"

Everyone also: bang bang bang!

Boss Lu began to babble, saying that he was beaten up at that time, and he did something stupid when his head was hot.I thought that I would rather die than go out and lose face, but I didn't consider that it would hurt others and suffer accordingly.

Fortunately, the big brother Huotoujun has a broad mind, and he can still help them save their lives in such a dangerous situation.I hope Brother Huotoujun will forgive him this time, and he will repay this kindness in the future.

Er Bao saw that Cang Gong's face was not looking very good, and said, "Stop nagging, get up quickly, if you don't get up, no one else will dare to get up."

Boss Lu said: "I can't afford it, the elder brother still confiscated me as a younger brother."

Zang Gong said: "The men and women behind also want to be younger brothers?"

Boss Lu said: "They are not, they are just afraid of being beaten by you."

Cang Gong lost his voice for a while, and asked Er Bao: "I look like the type who hits people casually?"

Erbao said: "You just finished two games in half a day after you came here."

Cang Gong thought about it, it really is.

But he can lead troops to fight, how about playing with younger brothers... not so good.

He said: "I won't be the eldest brother, forget it."

Boss Lu walked up to him on his knees, "No, I can teach you, I have been a big brother to others for many years!"

Zang Gong said: "Is it okay to have half-parents?"

Boss Lu said: "Having the same mother and half father is fine!"

Thinking of his "remarkable" younger brother, Zang Gong couldn't help but sneered.

He didn't want to discuss this anymore, so he refused directly, and thought again, "I forgot if I didn't mention it. How many years has your brother bullied the market, don't you know his virtue?"

Boss Lu said: "Hey, I know! Sometimes he can't finish selling the meat of the day, and he will wait until the next day to continue selling. The stinky boy always complains about his parents, and swears that he will reduce the price of the overnight meat." It's cheap, so I just turned a blind eye."

Er Bao said, "What, the price hasn't dropped at all."

Boss Lu was surprised, "No reduction? He sold it as fresh meat?"

After hearing what Erbao had said about the morning, Boss Lu became furious, and grabbed Lu Erlang from behind the crowd, "Say it! Did you do this behind my back?"

Lu Erlang wailed, "Brother, we are real brothers!"

"Bah! You are an unworthy thing!" Boss Lu spat at him, pressed his head and told him to kneel down under the Tibetan bow, and said, "Brother, don't worry, leave this matter to me, and he will dare to do it again in the future." To sell dog meat as sheep's tricks, I chopped off his paws myself!"

Er Bao said: "Guarantees are useless. Let's return the money that cheated others first. Oh, and there is money for betting. My brother-in-law pays twenty, and I bet five taels of silver. You have to give me 100 taels." .”

Lu Erlang opened his mouth and denied it, "Where's the evidence? Where's the bargaining chip?"

He pretended to be a big fire, and everyone's chips might have been lost in the ruins. Unexpectedly, Er Bao dragged the scalper over, and took out a pile of chips from the bag.

"Isn't it, count."

Lu Erlang: "..."

Lu Erlang lost his fortune, knelt on the ground and howled heart-piercingly.

Boss Lu is not as cowardly as he is. He patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, everyone, you can get as much winnings as you have chips. I, King Lu Yan, say the same thing. After the calculation is done, I will deliver it door-to-door."

But Zang Gong said, "Aren't you going to give the Yamen an explanation?"

Boss Lu said: "Don't bother me, brother, I will definitely surrender!" Then he turned his head and asked everyone, "Does anyone know what kind of crime is the possession of petrol guns? How many years will be sentenced?"

Everyone shook their heads one after another, knowing but not daring to tell him.

Boss Lu snorted, "It's all naan."

Zang Gong wanted to go back, waved his hands and said: "Okay, let's spread out, don't squeeze me, I am weak."

Everyone: "???"

Scattered like an ant colony.

Cang Gong turned his head, saw Erbao surrounded, and stretched out his hand again, "Make way for my little Erbao, and make way for my scalper, can't they be seen by vulnerable groups?"

Everyone again: "???"

The tall, short, fat, thin, and oddly shaped family left without leaving any credit or fame, leaving behind a sigh of relief.

The guy came up and said, "Boss, the man who beat you left a blueprint and ordered a bow at our house."

Boss Lu punched his fist on the top of his head, took the blueprint, and couldn't help but become serious after looking at it.

The guy asked: "Boss, is there a problem with the drawing?"

Boss Lu said: "It looks familiar. The bow I snatched before I went to prison is very similar to this one. It is made of the mountain-mountain dragon armor, a national treasure of the scale armor clan. It is so rigid that ordinary people can't pull it at all."

The man was a little envious and asked, "Who got that bow in the end?"

Boss Lu raised his head and looked in the direction of Erbao's family, "Emperor Yuanwu, a dead tyrant."