Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Back in the shop in the afternoon, Er Bao looked at Zang Gong differently.

Cang Gong felt uncomfortably stared at by him, "What are you doing, you don't want your eyes anymore?"

Er Bao laughed, "General, I may have misunderstood you, you are not a bad person."

Cang Gong was in a cheerful mood after hearing this, but still had a fierce expression on his face, deliberately scaring the little fool, "You have not misunderstood, I am a bad person, I eat children without spit bones."

Being so close, he seemed to smell the special sweet smell of Erbao again, and Tibetan Gong held his breath, "Get away from me quickly, it's annoying."

Erbao: "...how can you be moody?"

The squirrel interjected: "People are moody, you should recognize your own position, and if you have nothing to do, just move closer."

Erbao let out an oh, and honestly went to pound the glutinous rice.

There were only twelve existing "energy bombs" left. The squirrel dragged out the ice box and said to Zang Gong: "Since the general wants to be a clerk in the shop, there are some things you need to understand. This is called an 'energy bomb', and it is a A kind of pill that quickly replenishes vitality, the outer layer is wrapped with glutinous rice skin, and the inside is Erbao's exclusive secret recipe..."

"Blood," said Zang Gong, "don't talk to me."

The squirrel was stunned for a moment, and could only confess, "It is indeed Erbao's blood. Erbao has a soft heart, and sometimes goes out of the house behind my back, and I can't control him. From now on, you will take care of it, and don't ask him to get it again."

Cang Gong picked up a pill, saw that the pill was rosy in white, quite cute, and said, "Is it because you entrust me with such an important thing for safekeeping, or are you afraid that I will steal it?"

The squirrel touched his nose and refused to admit it, so Cang Gong laughed, "It's best if you don't think so, because I don't need to steal it at all. I eat it openly."

As he spoke, he turned the ice box over and poured out the pills, raised his head, and swallowed them all.

The squirrel watched this scene helplessly, and after a while passed, it finally let out a cry.

Erbao ran out from the room, "What's the matter, what's your name?"

The squirrel pointed at the bow and opened its mouth, "He! He! He he he!"

"What's up with him?"

"He ate all the 'energy bombs'!"

Er Bao snatches back the ice box.There really wasn't a single grain left in it.

"Ah!! Why are you eating my 'energy bomb'? Do you know how much a grain costs? One grain is a tael of silver, a thousand copper coins, a whole penny! Can you afford it?"

Tibetan bow said: "The taste is not bad, sweet."

Er Bao: "You! You pay! Full payment!"

Er Bao howled, his nose was so distressed that he burst into tears.Cang Gong watched him howling, and thought it was quite interesting at first, but when he saw his nose turning red from crying, he couldn't bear it anymore, and scratched his head to regret it.

He thought to himself, isn't it just a few pills, as for that?If he didn't take these pills, he would always want to bite this little fool's neck, and it would be even more difficult to end by then.

He said, "Can't you deduct it from my salary?"

Er Bao choked up, "A guy can only pay you five taels of silver a month. I'll give you ten taels, and the twelve grains will go into your next month's salary, and the clothes you wear aren't included!"

At this time, a woman's voice came from outside, which stopped Er Bao from crying.

Er Bao looked out, "The eldest sister who cut her double eyelids?"

The woman said: "Yes, it's me! Why didn't you open the door in the morning, but you kept me waiting!"

Er Bao wiped away his tears and asked, "Why are you looking for me?"

The woman crossed her hips, "What? I have a problem with my eyelids!"

Before the woman entered the room, Zang Gong rolled up his sleeves, as if he "has seized the opportunity". "This woman is here to find fault. I'll help you get rid of it. You can stop worrying about the pills, okay?"

"Ah?" Er Bao hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't move! That's not the case!"

Zang Gong said: "That's what happened, just wait."

Er Bao said: "No, no, no! She has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, you really misunderstood!"

Er Bao was so frightened that he stuck his feet on the door frame, dragged his buttocks, and refused to let him go out.Cang Gong has already realized that Er Bao doesn't regard this woman as a trouble, but still insists on pushing her out, and is full of words for the little boss.

But as the saying goes, if a man takes the initiative to be courteous, he must have nothing to hold back.

As expected, Erbao was fooled, almost pleading: "I won't be angry anymore, I won't care about it, and I won't deduct your salary! As long as you don't drive my client away, it will be as if what happened today never happened!"

Cang Gong said: "Little boss, don't misunderstand me. I'm just fulfilling the obligation of a clerk to deal with unexpected guests for you. Don't worry, my salary will be deducted as usual, and my suit will also be deducted."

"No! The clothes are my gift to you, and nothing will be deducted!"

"Really?" Zang Gong paused.

Er Bao nodded, his eyes were still red.

The Huotou army succeeded, and finally withdrew one foot that went out, and pinched Erbao's little nose, "It seems that your business is really profitable. Haha."

Erbao was simple-minded and couldn't think of so many twists and turns, but the squirrel was different, it saw the whole process in its eyes, and was really angry and hated.

It jumped onto the table and said to Zang Gong with a low voice: "It shouldn't be, you should be a military adviser based on your ability to cheat and deceive. How could you become a fire-headed army?"

Tibetan Gong said, "I don't understand."

Squirrel sneered, "Stop thinking about Erbao."

Zang Gong also laughed, "What? Don't wrong me."

Erbao invited the woman into the house.

This woman is also from the Linjia clan, her name is Urimiko, she had double eyelid surgery half a year ago, and now her eyelids are drooping, she thinks it is Er Bao's technical problem.

Erbao said that the skin of the Scales should be protected by scales under normal conditions, so the surface barrier is not that strong, and it will be damaged if exposed to the outside for a long time.

Yulimiko didn't believe it, so Erbao showed her the difference in skin strength in different parts of the body, which took a long time.

Cang Gong was tired of listening to it, and said loudly: "Is it over? If you need to fix it, you can fix it. If you don't need it, welcome to come next time."

The two arguing shut up at the same time.

Erbao had no choice but to invite Yulimiko into the operating room again, closed the door and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, but my brother-in-law is a rough man who practices martial arts, so he didn't target you."

Unexpectedly, Yurimiko was not angry, but also had a pink face, "Is this your brother-in-law? He is so handsome! He is so handsome and also practiced martial arts. There must be many girls chasing him, so do you have a little aunt?"

Er Bao didn't answer, he laid out a soft cushion on the operating table, prepared a tray of tools, and made a "please" gesture, "Sister Meizi, come up quickly."

Yurimiko lay down on the operating table, raised her face with her hands, and said, "By the way, help me get an anti-wrinkle treatment. I don't usually feel old, so why do I feel that I am not good enough for him when I see your uncle?"

Er Bao said: "The illusion is that he is not good enough for you."

Yurimiko smiled, "Then do you have a little aunt? If not, please help my sister to make peace, and I will be ten years younger after I put my face on."

Er Bao looked at her for a while, blinked his eyes as if he would never lie for several rounds, finally nodded and said: "Yes, he has been away three times, and now this aunt just passed her [-]th birthday, and she has a lot of money and a lot of money. Enemy country."

Yurimiko's groans gradually faded away after being injected with a sedative.Er Bao guessed that she would not be able to have a good dream this time, and she might have a fight with that wealthy old aunt in her dream.

The door of the operating room was pushed open, and Zang Gong leaned against the door frame, saying: "60 years old is too old, I feel sick to my stomach just listening to it."

Er Bao felt guilty, "Why are you eavesdropping on other people's speech?"

Cang Gong said, "Is it me who eavesdropped? The voice is so loud."

Er Bao didn't argue with him, but he knew whether his voice was loud or not, and if he wanted to blame it, he could only blame him for having too good hearing, like a dog.

Er Bao said, "You came just in time, pass me the fine-nosed pliers."

Tibetan bow said: "Yo, it's so easy to use."

Erbao said: "Aren't you my buddy, you won't even hand me anything?"

Cang Gong thought about it, it really is.So he strolled to the tool table, picked and picked among the trays, "This?"

Erbao said: "This is a bone-setting forceps. Do you think its mouth is narrow enough?"

Zang Gong said: "I see enough."

Er Bao panicked, "Then may I ask what kind of thick it is?"

Tibetan bow said: "I'm afraid you have never seen the thick one. Do you know about the thunderbolt warship? The thunderbolt cannon on the warship needs to be manually loaded, and a bullet weighs 250 six catties. Each side of the pliers used for grasping and filling requires two Personal push, push pincers can pinch you to death with biceps."

Seeing his complacent look, Er Bao thought that the Huotou Army knew quite a lot, and it was a pity that he was not called to the front line.But a rough man is a rough man, and it's useless to be delicate, even fine-nosed pliers can't find it.

Er Bao took the pliers by himself, "Don't look at Miss Meizi is no different from Huiren now, in fact there are scales hidden under the skin. For anti-wrinkle surgery, a ring of scales must be removed, otherwise the surface layer cannot be tightened."

Zang Gong said: "Birth, old age, sickness and death are the laws of nature, so what are you doing to deal with them? Look for trouble when you have nothing to do."

Erbao said: "Any opinion? Then go to the tyrant. If he hadn't destroyed the magic center, sister Meizi wouldn't have to come all the way to find me."

Hearing Er Bao mention "tyrant" again, Zang Gong was somewhat unhappy.

When he decided to destroy the Divine Mechanism Center, he knew what he was going to face. He didn't think it mattered, and he thought it wouldn't matter forever.Who would have thought that he would be troubled by such a false name after reliving once his heart changed.

He cursed: "Boring!"

Er Bao also wrinkled his nose at him, "Boring!"

The bored Huotoujun sat aside and raised Erlang's legs. Regardless of whether it would affect Erbao, he started nibbling a small handful of pine nuts he snatched from the squirrel, and asked Erbao, "Are you nibbling?"

Er Bao said, "Don't bother me."

Cang Gong said: "Don't let people say anything? Is it also a rule set by the new emperor after he took office? Ordinary people can't speak freely?"

Listening to such yin and yang strange tunes, Er Bao didn't give in, thinking who is afraid of whom, I can still lose to you if I talk too much?

While carefully pulling out the scales, he muttered: "Dude, use the No. [-] knife. Pay attention to the right side, the angle of the face should be the same as that on the left side, and there must be no difference."

"Your method is wrong, you have to pull it down along the growth direction of the scales. Okay, put on the gauze. Why hasn't the gauze come yet?"

"Tsk, it's bleeding heavily, hurry up and use the Zhixue powder! What, you ran out of the Zhixue powder yesterday? How did you become a guy, I hired you to crack pine nuts and watch the fun?"

"Hey, it was too late, I lost a lot of blood... But fortunately, I was superior and pulled this guest back from the death line. You are welcome to take back this stack of house deeds and bank notes. We are It is expressly forbidden to accept red envelopes without permission.”

Tibetan bow: "..."

The little fool won.

The operating room was stuffy, and it was filled with a smell of blood that belonged to the Scales. Cang Gong couldn't stay, and went to the backyard to breathe fresh air, just when he heard the squirrel and the scalper discussing the second treasure.

The scalper exhaled smoke rings and said, "Erbao is so weak, even I can see that the dog general is playing tricks on him, and he is so kind to others, so he rushed to put out the fire."

Squirrel said: "You don't understand, Erbao blames himself. The Shenji was destroyed, and he felt that he was partly responsible, and wanted to use his own strength to make up for the sin of Shenji's dereliction of duty as much as possible."

The scalper said: "Erbao is so stupid. Shenji ruined the relationship with him."

The squirrel sighed and patted the bull's head, "You'd better smoke your cigarette."

The two animals were chatting enthusiastically when a few pine nut shells suddenly fell beside them.The squirrel jumped up and turned to the eavesdropper, "Hey! Do you know how to be polite?"

Cang Gong said: "If you want to avoid being heard, hide in bed and say it, don't say it in public."

The squirrel asked, "What did you hear?"

Zang Gong curled his lips and smiled, "I heard everything."