Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

The door of the operating room opened at this moment, and Er Bao came out, a little surprised, "It's so rare that the three of you would get together and chat."

Zang Gong said, "We had a good chat."

Erbao took the glass of water, cut his finger, and dripped two drops of blood into the water. Seeing that Zang Gong was following him, he wondered, "Is there something wrong?"

Cang Gong said: "I just want to ask the little boss, where did you stay and what did you do before you came to Kunlun Street."

Er Bao said, "Why are you spying on my privacy again?"

Zang Gong said: "It's not spying, it's an exchange. You answer my question, and I'll tell you who killed me."

Er Bao's eyes lit up, "Okay! You talk first!"

Cang Gong thought that this little fool had learned how to bargain, and he was in a good mood, so he simply let him once.

"It was during the 'Punishing Violence' operation," Cang Gong began to describe half-truthfully, "I was one of the members who protected the tyrant and survived to the end, and I had a crucial task in the ring formation. The situation at that time Although it is sinister, it is not impossible to turn defeat into victory, the bad thing is that the person I trust the most stabbed my heart from behind."

Tibetan bow pointed to his heart, "Because of this stab, it's all over."

Er Bao was thinking, does the current Huotou army require decathlon?Without him, everything will be lost?

Seeing that Zang Gong wanted to unbutton his clothes to reveal the scar, he quickly waved his hands, "No, no, I understand your wound. Then who is the person you trust the most?"

Zang Gong said, "My dear brother."

Erbao understands that this younger brother is the child born to Erfang, who father Zanggong later married.

"When I get married in the future, I will be devoted to my wife and never marry the second wife." Er Bao made up his mind.

Cang Gong laughed at him, "Then you have to marry someone who is thinner, in case the other party's pearls are round and smooth, and she sits on your lap... hiss, what if it breaks?"

Seeing his malicious eyes, Erbao immediately understood what "pressing" meant, and said angrily: "Don't look down on me, I can still grow! When I grow bigger than you, look at me crush you!"

Zang Gong said: "Then why don't you change yourself into a donkey now, you're good at it."

This goes further and further.

Before Erbao could continue to refute, Zang Gong ended the topic, "Okay, let's talk about you!"

Er Bao pouted, his face full of displeasure, "Oh. Before I came to Kunlun Street, I stayed in the mountains, and then the egg broke, and I came out."

Tibetan bow: "What?"

Erbao raised the volume, "The eggshell is broken, I'm coming out!"

Tibetan bow: "..."

Zang Gong was convinced that the little fool was playing tricks on him.

An inexplicable anger rose in his heart, and he grabbed Er Bao by the collar, "The exchange was agreed, and you just use this to fool me?"

Er Bao was taken aback, "I didn't fool you, I'm telling the truth! Let me go, if you don't let me go, I'll report to the police!"

It's okay if you don't mention it to the officer, but if you mention it, Zang Gong can't suppress his anger, and directly lifts Er Bao up with his feet off the ground.

"Go, go quickly. Your new king is kind and compassionate. Your parents protect those who have committed crimes. They don't even deal with false accusations. Will you punish me as a victim?"

"Ah, let me go! What kind of victim are you, and you are ashamed to raise a false accusation. Admit it, you are narrow-minded!"

"Can you say that again?"

Seeing that Cang Gong's eyes were abnormally dark red, Er Bao felt that he might not survive today.

He stretched out his hand to reach for something that was available, but he couldn't reach it, so he could only yell, "Boss Hui! Boss Huang! Ugh!"

He was turned over by the Tibetan bow and pressed into his arms, covered his mouth, and put his back against his chest.His eyes widened in fright, and he heard that Tibetan bow's breathing was also very rapid, and it became hotter and hotter, getting closer to the side of his neck, like an angry beast, looking at which piece of meat to tear.

It's over, the firehead army really eats children!

Just when Er Bao was at a loss, a glass of water was splashed on Tibetan Gong's face, waking him up.

The squirrel came, and the scalper also took the opportunity to knock the Tibetan bow away. The force was so strong that it knocked him back a few steps, knocked over the shelf next to him, and dropped the bottles and cans on the floor.

"I'm so good?" The scalper was a little happy.

"No," Squirrel saw more clearly. Compared with the situation in the weapon shop, he said the truth, "General Dog seems to be much weaker than in the morning."

Er Bao retorted: "He's so weak! He was very strong when he picked me up!"

The water that the squirrel splashed on Zanggong was exactly the water in which Erbao dripped blood. Zanggong licked his lips extremely thirsty and tasted a hint of sweetness.He looked up at Erbao and realized what he had done.

"Hurt you?"

"Yes!" Er Bao felt aggrieved.

The squirrel also yelled: "General Dog, I told you not to play Erbao's idea!"

Zang Gong frowned, and sighed helplessly.

How can you do such a nonsense thing these days?

He fixed his eyes on Er Bao's neck, restrained his desire, and said, "I'm sorry, I have never heard others scold me for being narrow-minded, so I didn't hold back my temper for a while. Or you deduct my salary?"

Erbao said: "Then you mentioned me before I scolded you!"

Cang Gong said: "Can you rely on me? If you want to rely on it, you are too kind and magnanimous. You think about others first and never think about yourself. Can I get used to seeing others bully you? Listening to you as a bully Can your defense not be angry?"

Er Bao was confused by what he said, and he let out a bewildered cry.Shouldn't we be arguing? Why are you boasting?

The squirrel was so angry that it jumped up and stomped on Erbao's instep, and even hoped that Erbao's brain would grow in his feet, so that he could wake him up.It said: "Don't trust this dog general! He's playing tricks on you!"

Cang Gong said: "Why, the little boss can forgive even a villain like a blacksmith, so can't he still afford these compliments? Think about it, the blacksmith only needs to pay a little money if he fails in the false accusation, and if he succeeds, he will be compensated by Xiao Erbao. If things go on like this, those with evil intentions will be fearless, and the victims will be more innocent, am I wrong in advocating strict governance?"

Er Bao picked his fingers and thought, ah, it seems right?

The squirrel was anxious, "Even if this matter is not bad for you, you smashed the stewed meat shop, beat the people, and demanded ten times the compensation, isn't it wrong at all?"

Cang Gong said: "Of course not. The little boss led his own cattle on the street, didn't provoke anyone, and the guy who sold the stewed meat thought it was dirty. He was the one who did something wrong, but the little boss I want to apologize to him, what is the reason? I punished him not only because he bullied the little boss, but also because his whole pot of mutton was fake. You don’t know if you don’t eat meat, but I’m two miles away It smells. If you don’t give him some color, he doesn’t know how many years he will be deceived.”

The words "deception and abduction" were bitten hard, as if to deliberately stimulate squirrels.

Erbao's world view was also subverted by this remark.He didn't expect Zang Gong to be such a far-sighted and wise man.Then he was wronged just now, and he should be angry.

Er Bao lowered his head, "I'm sorry, General."

Cang Gong raised his hand and touched the top of his head, with a loving expression, "It's okay, if you call me uncle, I will treat you as a big nephew from the bottom of my heart, I just hope you don't misunderstand me again in the future."

Er Bao nodded: "Not in the future."

Zang Gong turned to Squirrel again, "Can this page be turned?"

The squirrel was panting heavily, speechless.

Seeing the squirrel riding on the back of the ox and running wildly in the backyard to vent his anger, Erbao said, "Boss Hui still needs time to digest, so don't blame him."

Zang Gong said: "It doesn't matter, as long as it is for your own good, I can bear no matter how wronged I am."

"..." Er Bao was so moved.The general is indeed a good man!

Seeing that Er Bao was innocent as hell, Zang Gong felt itchy again, and asked intentionally, "Shouldn't it be time to go home and cook? I didn't eat enough at noon, and I'm so hungry and thirsty now."

Er Bao looked at him, "Are you stupid, is hunger and thirst used like this?"

Tibetan bow said: "Isn't hunger and thirst used like this? How is that used?"

Er Bao cut his finger again, squeezed out two drops of blood into the freshly poured water, knew that he knew the reason, so he didn't answer, and said: "It's right to be hungry and thirsty. Seeing how idle you are, you must have never married before you were alive." Daughter-in-law."

"Huh?" Zang Gong stared blankly.

What does it mean not to marry a wife?

Erbao didn't know the danger, so he continued to mutter: "It is said that Emperor Yuanwu is a broken sleeve, and he has never touched a woman until his death. I don't think you are much better than him. The so-called top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked. You really haven't set a good example." .”

Zang Gong said: "Do you believe that I will beat you?"

Er Bao hurriedly raised his hand to cover his face, "Why are you hitting me again?"

The wound on his finger hadn't healed yet, and the smell of blood wafted over again.But in the eyes of Zang Gong, it seems to be fine nectar and jade liquid, rain and dew.The desire that had been suppressed with great difficulty showed signs of surfacing again. He seemed to see himself putting that jade-white finger in his mouth, and grinding it with the tip of his tongue, savoring it over and over again.

Zang Gong took a deep breath, not daring to take any more risks.It wasn't a big deal to bite a little fool, but he hated the feeling of not being able to control himself.He decided to find a chance to return to the palace as soon as possible, so he turned and slammed the door and left.

Erbao shivered from the sound of the door slamming.

What happened to the Huotou Army?

After a while, Yurimiko came out of the operating room and told Erbao that the effect of the tranquilizer was about to wear off, and her face hurt a little.Erbao handed her the water and told her that the "energy bomb" had already melted in the water, so just drink it.

Yurimiko looked in the mirror and was very satisfied with the operation.His face was tense, and his whole face was radiant, as if he was back in his twenties when he and his ex-husband had a tryst in the back garden.

She said: "The little boss's craftsmanship is good. I will introduce more customers to you in the future. Let's settle the accounts."

Er Bao took the abacus and said, "Five taels of silver for the operation fee, one tael of 'energy bomb', [-] cash for tranquilizers and other medicines. Let's leave it at zero. Thank you Meizi for taking care of my business."

Yulimiko giggled, "Okay, I'm not short of your three or two hundred coppers. I'll give you an extra two or two as a tip!"

You Limiko knows that she is generous with Fang Erbao, but it is a bit suspicious to tip so much.Sure enough, the next moment she began to look around, asking where Er Bao's uncle had gone.

Erbao said, "Auntie sent someone to urge you home."

Yurimiko sighed, "It's really not a good time! In this way, you can help me keep an eye on it, and let me know when your uncle doesn't want to be with the rich woman anymore. I don't mind his past!"

Erbao grunted and agreed, and heard her say: "Have you read the bulletin board in the afternoon? The Holy Mother is ill, and she is recruiting capable people and strangers from the people. Do you want to go? My brother-in-law happens to be working in the yamen here, so I can give You recommend."

Erbao said: "The mother of the current Holy Master? No, I don't treat people. If you need to repair the internal organs, you can still consider it."

Yurimiko said: "I really didn't ask if it's an organ problem, but if you can take over this job, you will be very successful in the future."

Er Bao thought for a while, and felt that there was nothing good about being successful, it would be a disaster if he was left in the palace, and the organ bank has not been completed yet.Moreover, he has to take care of his own cattle and squirrels, raise chickens, dogs and cows. Even that cheap little uncle seems to want to stay away from everything in the past.

Er Bao shook his head, "My uncle won't let me go."

"Your uncle still restricts your development?"

"Yes, my uncle treats money like dung."

"Treating money like dung and still being close to a rich woman??"

"Uh……"

As soon as I said this, the door was pushed open with a "bang".

The tall figure of the Huotou Army stood in the afterglow of the setting sun, which made Erbao think of the oversized firestick.I saw that this person completely forgot about the face-shaking earlier, and said with a smile: "Nephew, do you want to go to the palace?"

Erbao let out an "ah" before he noticed that he was holding a notice paper in his hand and had torn a corner.