Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

In the golden silk sac, besides the broken eggshells, there was another thing that Erbao regarded as a treasure. Erbao would rather lose his own life than lose that, so he immediately admitted his cowardice and laughed at the Tibetan bow.

Cang Gong said: "When did Boss Hui come, why did he leave without saying hello?"

The squirrel opened his mouth to scold, but Er Bao covered his mouth.Erbao said: "I don't want to leave, I just went out for a walk, and I have to go back soon."

Zang Gong said, "What are you doing with your luggage for a walk?"

Erbao said: "We carry five kilometers of weight. Only by exercising your body can you help the general fight bad guys. Hehe."

Cang Gong knew in his heart that the second treasure was abducted by squirrels.The little fool has soft ears, and he will believe whatever the squirrel says.

Unexplainably unhappy at this thought, Zang Gong untied the drawstring of the golden sac, and said, "I'm really curious about what kind of dreams are contained in it."

Erbao's scalp tightened immediately, "Don't open it!"

It's late, it's already opened.

The moment the golden silk sac was opened, something jumped onto Zang Gong's face. Zang Gong pinched it with two fingers and found that it was a piece of yellow talisman paper with a ghost drawing talisman on it. .

"Give it back to me!" Er Bao snatched back the yellow talisman paper, heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the talisman paper was in good condition, and said, "This is my benefactor's breath. If you lose it, I will fight you hard."

Zang Gong said: "If people are dead, what vitality do they have?"

Er Bao said: "Why not, my benefactor has it!"

When I mentioned my benefactor, Erbao, I couldn't control my emotions, saying that my benefactor was different from others, he was a great hero who stood up to heaven and earth, and in order to save himself, he was burned beyond recognition by the fire without making a sound.

"Just wait and see, I'll put this vitality in the eggshell fragments to warm it up, and I'll put it in when I have a body together, and then my benefactor will be able to revive."

"After a long time of trouble, you have no evidence to prove that this is the vitality of your benefactor? What if it is a fart?"

"...You, what did you say?!"

The first time he confessed, Huotoujun said such insane words, why didn't he make people jump.Er Bao was so angry that he dropped his luggage and began to argue with him.

Cang Gong listened to him talking for a long time, not only was not persuaded at all, but became more and more confused.

Why does this great benefactor have a feeling of déjà vu?

When Er Bao finished describing the clothes and appearance of the benefactor at that time, Cang Gong was shocked.

At the end of the year when the six kingdoms were unified, the young king drove to Kunlun alone, and fulfilled his oath to his mother and concubine at the foot of Shenji on the top of the mountain.

The divine machine center protects the common people in the world, but it also harms the common people in the world.No death means a surge in population. One day, the mountains, rivers and land will be overcrowded, resources will be exhausted, and the endless competition for killing will start again, and the moment of extinction will come.

Furthermore... What is trapped in the divine machine is not a machine, but a living person.

Out of humanitarianism, Zang Gong wanted to rescue the little "magic egg".Taking advantage of the fact that no one was worshiping the God Machine during the New Year's Eve, he spread black kerosene and thunderbolt bombs under the feet of the God Machine, and used the puppet technique taught by his concubine to tame the corpse of a fire-headed army, manipulating the corpse to save the little "God Machine" Egg”, and I am responsible for lighting the fire wire.

What was poured into the corpse was Gu Yan refined from his heart blood.It stands to reason that after the puppet technique fails, the smoke should be returned to the controller, but Zang Gong didn't get the smoke, so he thought the rescue mission had failed.

Who would have thought that the little "God Machine Egg" is still alive, Gu Yan is also there, and is still protected by the little "God Machine Egg" like a baby.

Cang Gong's heart could not help softening, and he also had some indescribable complex feelings.

He said: "Your benefactor was burned to death by the fire, so you will fight the fire so desperately when the weapons store is on fire?"

Er Bao said: "I went to fight the fire because I have human nature. Of course a selfish and narrow-minded person like you will not understand."

Cang Gong laughed, "Have I become a selfish and narrow-minded person? That's fine. But I don't think you need to go to such lengths for such a smoke of unknown origin. Your benefactor might have been reincarnated a long time ago."

Er Bao was not happy to hear this.Although reincarnation is a good thing, no one knows where a person will end up after death. Instead of harboring a vague wish, it is better to do something for the benefactor.

Seeing that he was persistent, Zang Gong came up with another bad idea, and stretched out his hand to him, "Show me again, it seems that the figure has been scattered just now."

"Impossible, being alive and kicking means you're still here." Before Erbao finished speaking, the golden silk sac was pulled away by the Tibetan bow.

Zang Gong took out the yellow talisman paper, took half a step back as soon as he got it in his hand, pretended to be hit by something, and said in horror: "Oops, it seems to have burrowed into my stomach?"

"Ah?!" Er Bao became nervous, took back the talisman paper and looked at it, "What's the matter, it was fine just now, why is a corner suddenly missing?"

Erbao cried in fright, and stuffed the yellow talisman paper back into the broken eggshell to absorb energy, but the talisman paper did not respond at all, and his benefactor was no longer alive and kicking.

Seeing this, the squirrel hurriedly comforted Erbao.Although it has long been displeased with the yellow paper, it still knows how much energy Erbao has as a precious benefactor, so it helps to find the missing corner while persuading: "Well, Erbao doesn't cry, and you will be fine when you get it back." Well, if it doesn’t work, let’s draw another one.”

Erbao said: "It's useless to paint, the benefactor's vitality is gone!"

Zang Gong said: "Yes, isn't this in my stomach?"

Huotoujun took Erbao's hand to touch his abdominal muscles like a normal person.Erbao couldn't break free, so he spread out old and new grudges together, and threatened to part ways with him, a murderer, and never see each other again.

Zang Gong said: "How can it be, at worst, I will warm it for the eggshell, and I will give birth to it when it grows well."

Er Bao was so angry that his face was flushed red, and his eyes were full of tears, "You think you are having a baby, do you say you are going to have a baby? What if it becomes your fart?"

Zang Gong said: "That would be better, I will eat a few more soybeans, and let the benefactor be released directly."

"You! You! Uwah—" Erbao had never seen such a frenzied person, and howled even louder.

This condescending Huotoujun didn't know how to coax children, and he patronized and made others cry within a few days after he came back alive.He was also very sorry, originally he just wanted to use this trick to trick Er Bao into letting go, but he couldn't get rid of his cheap mouth, now he only has the ability to scratch his head.

He turned his head again, and said, "Dear Erbao, I'm joking with you. How could your benefactor be so capable and become a fart? Look at it running around in my stomach."

Er Bao saw that there was indeed movement in Zang Gong's belly, sobbing, he said, "Is this fetal movement?"

Cang Gong said: "It's about the same, kick me. Look, isn't it more active than being trapped in the talisman paper? Boss Hui, what do you think?"

The squirrel gritted its teeth and nodded helplessly: "Yes, Erbao, the prime minister's belly can hold a boat, the general's intestines can hold...a thunderbolt warship, and the range of activities of the benefactor has expanded."

Seeing the ups and downs of his belly, Er Bao finally burst into laughter and regained hope.But in fact, Gu Yan dissipated from the shackles after the talisman paper was torn, and the "fetal movement" that Erbao saw was just a burst of true energy that the Tibetan bow could call and send away when it wanted to.

Just like that, a gu smoke turned into a chain, and Erbao followed back to the inn with the package in his arms.Squirrel also followed silently, but he had already scolded the treacherous Huotoujun a thousand and eight hundred times in his heart.

It's two fools and one leaf blinded, but it is not confused.The Huotou Army first killed five innocent people, and then killed the sled team and benefactors, and they didn't know what they would do next.

It decided to be a vicious rat for Er Bao and get rid of this black heart.

As soon as he got back to the inn, the squirrel slipped to the back kitchen, stole a small bag of rock sugar powder and came back.It poured a glass of water for Erbao, added some powdered rock sugar to dissolve it, and asked Erbao to drink it to calm down.

After drinking this glass, the squirrel poured another glass, and also added rock sugar powder.Er Bao was upset and stopped drinking, so he asked him to pour a glass for Zang Gong as well, for his understanding that he had walked for a long time.

This is exactly what the squirrel wanted, because it secretly added a small bottle of tranquilizer when pouring the second glass of water. As long as the dog general drinks it, no matter how powerful he is, he will fall down.It will be much easier to convince Er Bao at that time, and report to an official after dawn, and they will be able to get rid of this dog general forever.

After thinking about it, the squirrel pushed the water glass to Tibetan Gong.

Zang Gong looked at the small drops of water on the rim of the cup, and his iconic smirk appeared on his face again, "Why don't you change the cup? It's not good to use Erbao."

The squirrel snorted, "It's okay to change it, don't worry about it, just think I added something to the water."

Cang Gong really changed his mind, "That's good, no one will cheat the second treasure."

He picked up the water glass, put it to his lips and stopped.

The sugar smell is very strong, but unfortunately it can't cover the astringent and bitter taste - others may be fooled, but his olfactory organ, which is comparable to Qiu Lengjun, does not allow it.

He suddenly asked Erbao: "Is that benefactor really so important to you?"

When he was asking nonsense, Erbao casually replied: "Of course. As long as you don't play tricks, I will be able to get a whole set of limbs for my benefactor to replace sooner or later."

Zang Gong said: "I would like to keep doing bad things, but I'm afraid I won't have the chance in the future."

Er Bao said: "There is no chance, I will watch you twelve hours a day."

The meaning of Tibetan bow and Erbao's understanding are not in the same dimension. He glanced at the squirrel, who pretended not to understand what he was talking about, but stared back at him with a pair of bright small eyes without blinking.

The squirrel is indeed clever, and it is thinking whether the Huotou Army has already noticed the water problem.It deliberately diverted its attention, saying: "It's not necessarily important, just a breath of vitality. I'm afraid it won't be the deity after being rescued. The second treasure just can't let it go now. It will be fine if the obsession fades after a long time."

Er Bao was quite unconvinced and said, "I'm not that kind of person!"

Zang Gong said: "No, Xiao Erbao made a vow not to eat meat, but he would not eat it. He was so greedy that he drools and refused to eat it. This kind of determination is so firm that little squirrels can understand. Xiao Erbao, you want to build an organ bank. The original intention is also to save the benefactor?"

Er Bao scratched his head, a little embarrassed to admit it, and said, "What are you proud of, it has nothing to do with you."

The squirrel said: "Yes, remember these words, it has nothing to do with you!"

It doesn't matter?Cang Gong laughed loudly, raised his head and drank the whole cup of sugar water, then grabbed Er Bao's waist, held the back of his head and fed the sugar water over.

In an instant, the softness collided, and both of them held their breath.Erbao's live carp was completely frozen into a dried salted fish, and the evil Huotou army only cared about using brute force, prying the opening with the tip of their tongues, and then opened up the territory and made a rampage, making the opponent unable to resist.As for himself, he harmed others by a thousand and eight hundred, and his mind was a mess.

"Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Erbao finally came back to his senses amidst the cry, gulped down the sugar water, pushed away the Tibetan bow, covered his mouth and opened his eyes in disbelief. "You, what are you doing?!" I didn't know where to put my hands and feet.

Zang Gong wiped off the water stains on the lips with his thumb, and complained that too much sugar was added to the water, how could it be so sweet.

Only then did I have the time to think about the second treasure...

I also fucking want to know what I'm doing.