Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

The effect of the tranquilizer was too strong, before Lai Zanggong's second sentence, Er Bao was paralyzed.Zang Gong caught him, hugged him horizontally, and put him on the bed under the squirrel's frightened eyes that almost froze.

The squirrel had already anticipated what would happen next, and the fluff on the top of its head stood erect like steel needles.It yelled, rushed forward and kicked Zang Gong's knee, "General dog! Smelly rascal! Do you still have any humanity? Er Bao is a man!"

Originally, Zang Gong didn't need to take its scolding seriously, but he felt uncomfortable when he heard it say that, and retorted: "What's wrong with being a man?"

"What's wrong with being a man? Are you asking me what's wrong?" Squirrel couldn't imagine how shameless this man really was, and couldn't help but yell, "You really are just like that tyrant, you are an upside-down and unethical judge Sleeve! Pooh, it's disgusting!"

Zang Gong frowned.

It's fine to arrange one or two randomly without evidence, and now even the livestock are booing.Well, everyone said that he is a broken sleeve, so he will break one to see who can do anything to him.

He stretched his brows, hugged the innocent Er Bao again, and pressed a deep kiss on the small and rosy lips, making a soft "boo" from the small lips.

"Yah! Beast! You! You!"

"What about me? I'm happy to see others reject me, but they can't do anything to me. How about it? Hahaha."

"Ugh!!!" The squirrel watched helplessly, powerless to stop it, and after howling, it suddenly covered its chest, and fell on its back.

Zang Gong was speechless for a while, put Er Bao down and went to check on the squirrel's condition - it was not a serious problem, and he was just like his second child, when encountering things, he was easily upset and fainted.

He threw the squirrel to the end of the bed and covered Erbao with a quilt.The sky is still dark, Xiao Erbao should have a good dream.

Going to the palace is an adventure.Set off now and arrive just after dawn, maybe it will take a few hours to regain the throne.He should have been happy, but he was sitting beside Erbao's bed, somehow he couldn't be happy.

He must admit that being an ordinary person also has the fun of being an ordinary person, spending a day with Xiao Erbao is better than staying in the palace for a year.

"Little fool, don't just pick up any man and bring it back." What if you pick up a black-hearted man?Who is as high-spirited as me.

Zang Gong said this sentence on his own, and after he finished speaking, he felt a little sour in his heart.

When he was a child, his mother and concubine taught him that there is a time for life and death, a time for gathering and parting, a time for all things to prosper and wither, and the cycle repeats itself.If we never meet again in the future, he hopes that Erbao will not hold grudges against him.

"Also, I didn't mean to be a hooligan when I kissed you just now. If I'm really angry, I'll blame your gray boss. It insists on saying that I have broken sleeves. How can I be splashed with dirty water for nothing?"

The shamelessly thick-skinned guy laughed himself after he said those bastard words, pinched Er Bao's small nose, and couldn't help curling his fingers.

"Okay, I have to go, take care."

Erbao slept soundly this time, stretched his waist when he woke up in the morning, and accidentally kicked the squirrel out of the bed.

The squirrel got up clutching its buttocks, and shouted loudly: "Stupid Erbao! Kick me again!"

Erbao looked at it dumbfounded, "Why are you here?"

After asking, the memory began to come back, and finally remembered what happened last night.Er Bao picked up the squirrel's big tail, "Tell me! Did you add medicine to the water? What kind of medicine did you add?"

"Do you even need to ask? Stupid as hell." The squirrel punched Erbao's wrist angrily, "Put me down quickly, go to the table!"

One person and one squirrel sat down at the table, and the squirrel handed the water glass to Erbao and asked him to check it himself.Er Bao sniffed it carefully, and then squeezed the remaining water droplets on his fingertips and pushed it dry, only then did he smell the very slight smell of tranquilizer.

"You actually stole my tranquilizer!"

"Fart, is this the point? Who am I for? How can the General of the Flip Dog lead you out of the clutches of the clutches, relying on you, a coward, to hug someone's thigh and cry!"

"Don't say that, General..."

It's not good for Erbao to continue.Although the general killed people and did many bad things, is he not a bad person?This is too personal.

So Er Bao changed his mind and asked: "Then what about my benefactor's vitality? Where did you get the general, and the police took him away?"

Seeing that he was still thinking about the dog general, Squirrel felt quite helpless, and couldn't bear to show the matter of him being treated lightly by the dog general, so he avoided the seriousness and answered lightly: "No! Are you angry? Don’t ask so many questions, pack up your things quickly, and run away while he’s away.”

Hearing this, Erbao had no choice but to go get the luggage, but he picked up the package and weighed it, and it was much lighter.He immediately unpacked the package and rummaged through it. Sure enough, the silver and special medicines he brought were gone, not even his customs clearance certificate, recommendation form, and medical qualification certificate.

The two brothers stared at each other, and shouted in unison: "The dog general!!!"

One big and one small jumped down the stairs, just bumping into the buddy who was going to block him.The clerk said: "A guest named Cang Gong in your room left a message asking you for rent and compensation. It's a total of four, two, or eight hundred cash. Pay now?"

Erbao: "What compensation?"

The man pointed to the four walls, and saw that the decorative calligraphy and painting works were all scratched, and all of them were praising the great achievements of the new emperor.Erbao recognized it, there is no doubt that it was the work of Huotoujun.

"It's easy to say, four or five taels of silver is nothing, but he took all my money, and I have to catch up with him before I can come back and pay you." Er Bao said.

The clerk's expression changed instantly, "No money? Does that mean you stayed for one night for nothing and corrupted my walls with calligraphy and paintings?"

"No, no, no, it's not a lie. I will really come back and compensate you if I catch up with him. If you don't believe me, you can go with me. It's better to rent another car, because he travels very fast."

"You still want to trick me into renting a car for you?!"

"..."

Without the Huotoujun by his side, the poor Erbao turned back into the little counselor he used to be, obediently went to the back kitchen amidst the spittle and scolding of the clerk, and started the journey of washing dishes to pay off debts.

The fire-headed army he had hit on had already arrived at the Royal City of Kyoto at dawn, and spent his money on clothes that looked like a doctor would wear them, and fake beards on them to change his appearance.You didn't worry, and found two props with large long scars in a department store, and the left and right faces crossed to form a pair of tongs.

He looked in the mirror, and when he was near the gate of the palace, he found a pond to take a picture, and finally caught those who came to the holy temple together to ask how he looked.When people saw his big beard and long scar, they were scared at first, and he took it seriously even if he dared to tell the truth, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with wearing a uniform with a bandit face.

The gate of the Chenshi palace opened, and the doctors gathered from all directions gathered together and waited in line for inspection.Zang Gong also took out his certificate, ready to muddle through.

He was in the middle row, relying on his ears to wantonly eavesdrop on the questions being asked by the people in the front row who were being audited.In addition to basic information such as name and age, the most frequently asked questions are medical theories. There are hundreds of questions, and at least there will be no repeated questions for every ten people.

When it was his turn, the city guard raised his head and took a closer look, suddenly his face became solemn, and he whispered to his left and right.

Zang Gong's heart was full of alarm bells, and he sighed secretly that there were indeed two brushes at the gate of his house, and he could be recognized by such a flawless dress.

However, the city guard turned around and said, "You are a doctor? Why do you look like a butcher?"

Zang Gong silently retracted the dagger that was already half exposed in the armhole, and replied: "My parents gave me my looks, and I am helpless.

In fact, since I was a child, I like to draw flowers and embroider grass, play tricks on cats and dogs, and I have a very gentle temper. "

The city guard said again: "The big long scar on the face was also given by my parents?"

Zang Gong nodded, "There were twists and turns before I was born. At that time, my mother was eight months pregnant, and my father brought back a very beautiful woman from another race, and married her as the second wife. The second wife was jealous, afraid that my mother would give birth to a son and rob her For her limelight, she pretended to be careless when cutting fruit, and slashed my mother's stomach twice, which happened to slash my face."

The city guard frowned when he heard this, pinched his chin to think, his eyes wandered from one end of the big long scar to the other, and said, "No way?"

The dagger of Tibetan bow emerged from the armhole again.

The city guard couldn't see his dagger, let go of his chin and continued: "No matter how careless you are when cutting fruit, you can't cut twice in a row. It's clearly intentional! What kind of attitude did your father have at that time? Just pretend not to know and let the little one bully you." wife?"

Tibetan bow: "..."

I didn't expect this little soldier to be quite a good thing.

He sighed deeply: "Hey, since ancient times, only the newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry."

This situation was so tragic that the city guard was already angry and slapped the table, "If I knew your father, I would have to shave his ears for you and your mother, it's outrageous!"

He picked up the official seal and wanted to stamp it, but before he could drop his hand, he was stopped by the imperial doctor next to him.The imperial doctor said: "I haven't asked the question yet, so I can't stamp it."

I knew it would not be so easy to mix in. Fortunately, this proud man has an amazing memory since he was a child. He had memorized many questions in line just now, and now he only hopes that his luck will not be too bad.

Of course, if it was bad, he was also prepared to make a forcible rush, and the left and right were only slightly injured.After thinking about it, he slightly bowed to the imperial doctor and asked him to ask questions.

The imperial doctor brought the title book.The first question is, who are called "the sage of medicine" and "the sage of medicine" by later generations.This question is simple, and Zang Gong knows it without studying medical theory.

The second question is what is the relationship between the seven emotions and the five internal organs.Zang Gong didn't know how to do this question, but he had already heard the answer from the people in the front row, so he repeated the content that he had memorized verbatim.

The third question is what the six evils refer to.The people in the front row haven't answered this question yet, but by coincidence, Cang Gong heard Er Bao say it.He replied: "Wind, cold, heat, dampness, dryness, fire."

The imperial doctor nodded, "Doctor, I think you are also infected with sex. Your complexion is flushed, and you are obviously irritable and vain. You can't even cover it with a big beard. You should pay attention to moderate resolution at ordinary times."

Zang Gong subconsciously rubbed his face, somehow reminded of that little fool Er Bao.Last night when I was bargaining for cheap, I was very irritable, all because the little fool was too tender, his lips were soft and a little sweet, like iced jelly in the hot summer season, shaking when touched.

Speaking of jelly, Gongli often makes plum flavored osmanthus, which is sweet and sour and delicious, but it is not his favorite flavor.As for which one is the most favorite, the cherries in this season are good, but it's a pity that the cherries can't survive the high heat, and they can't make a good pair with jelly.

Tsk, what do you think that little fool is doing.

Tsk, who would have thought of that little fool, he was thinking of cherries!Bah, it's iced jelly!

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